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The Golden Child
10-07-2005, 12:20 PM
so im at work sitting in front of my computer ..
customer walks in and i stand up and say " hi how can i help you today "
i look at her body from her feet and up ..
she had some foine legs and a sexy curved body ..
she was wet from the rain outside and you can see her ( o )( o ) sticking out ..
so shes looking on the floor as shes wiping of whatever rain from her hair and body with a towel ..
and shes doing this she goes yea i need 2 pay my bill ..
so i say " ok can i get your number please " and she goes " sure ***-***-**** " i say her name and shes says " yea thats me " so i tell her the balance ..
she looks up at me and i see a beard .. im like " WTF " o . O " HOLY SHIT " in my head ..
this was not just some lil bit of hair i mean " BEARD "
i take the money and giver her change back and i say " Thank You Have A Nice Day " shes says " Thank You You Too " and i Shiver as she smiles at me ..
she had some fucked up teeth it was like green and black ..
and as she leaves she says " See You On My Next Bill " and i say " Ok - Rolling My Eye " and she leaves ..
sat down in my chair feeling disgusted at this customer ..
i cant seem to get her out my head ..
its like her body is there and then her beard and rotting teeth .. * SHIVERS IN DISGUST *

just thought id tell some of you IA people my interesting event ..

HyPer50
10-07-2005, 12:25 PM
I'm gonna guess she was either, indian, spanish, or amish.... although since amish folks dont use phones.... my money is on indian. although there was this one black girl in my high school who had a FULL beard.... and she couldn't shave it due to whatever religion she was..

The Golden Child
10-07-2005, 12:36 PM
im not sure what nationality she was but she was not spanish or indian .. * shivers *

boosted1jz
10-07-2005, 01:00 PM
1 of the guys here at work his wife has a full blown mustashe(sp?)....

seriously is it THAT hard to shave it off? or better yet, have it waxed!??! i mean that shit is nasty.... sad part is is that she wouldnt look 1/2 bad without the stashe

HyPer50
10-07-2005, 01:02 PM
1 of the guys here at work his wife has a full blown mustashe(sp?)....

seriously is it THAT hard to shave it off? or better yet, have it waxed!??! i mean that shit is nasty.... sad part is is that she wouldnt look 1/2 bad without the stashe

Well.. the girl at my school that had a fuller beard than I have ever had in my life, couldn't shave hers due to her religion.... whatever it was.. i'd assume if they COULD... they would... or they are just idiots lol.

The Golden Child
10-07-2005, 02:03 PM
i think girls with beards and moustache are hot ..