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gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:24 AM
Well last night I got hungry so I got me a block of cheese and I was goin to melt it and make me some nachos and cheese. I put it on the oven and I found out that wasn't goin to work so I threw that away. I then put what I had left in the microwave. I put it in there for 8 minutes in all and it never came out right so I got mad at it and decided to cook some chili. I get the can out and put it on the can open and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out how to work the can opener. I finally got it open and cooked the chili. I then had me some crackers with chili. I usually put over half the sleeve of saltine crackers in a bowl of chili.

SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:26 AM
thank god for microwaves :goodjob:

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:28 AM
I cooked my chili on the oven

SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:29 AM
o well then I guess that makes you a better cook than me

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:30 AM
I don't know I can't even melt cheese

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:33 AM
You suck. :bigok: :lmfao:

SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:33 AM
ok yeah that's pretty bad. I burned one of those lunchable pizza things before. I wanted to see what it tasted like warmed up....and well it came off half black

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:34 AM
I know

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:35 AM
Well me and my friend can make good pancakes. We had enough batter to make 16 pancakes but only made 2. :confused:

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:36 AM
There is a pig in your avatar you know.

SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:36 AM
as long as they taste good :D

SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:37 AM
There is a pig in your avatar you know.
can't you see we're having a very on topic conversation here?? :jester:

LaurenK
10-07-2005, 08:37 AM
I can't cook either!

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:38 AM
can't you see we're having a very on topic conversation here?? :jester:
Randomness is of the virtue. :devil:

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:39 AM
There is a pig in your avatar you know.

Did ya figure that one out on your own?

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:42 AM
bitch.

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Your dad should have pulled out and left you on the bedsheets

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:48 AM
Ill laugh at that cause I hate my dad so, :lmfao: Nice ownage though. :eye:

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:50 AM
no you can't laugh you have to be like grrrrr you make me angry then come up with some whitty comment

B16a2 Civic
10-07-2005, 08:50 AM
sad.

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:50 AM
No.

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:52 AM
sad.

stay outta here I didn't say you could come in here

fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:53 AM
:eye:

B16a2 Civic
10-07-2005, 08:55 AM
stay outta here I didn't say you could come in here


Sorry Ma'am

gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:57 AM
thats Mr. Ma'am to you

Tbird_guy
10-07-2005, 11:32 AM
stop all the food talk, I can't eat solid foods till monday....grr, damn wisdom teeth being taken out...grrrr...but goodtimes in chili and crackers.

Cliff
10-07-2005, 11:34 AM
that's pathetic,...you cannot melt cheese? wtf hahahahahahhahaa

uproot
10-07-2005, 11:41 AM
I cooked my chili on the oven

i didnt know you could bake chili :confused:

Tbird_guy
10-07-2005, 11:44 AM
baking chili would be in the oven....He CLEARLY said on the oven, jeez, get it right....:super: :iaowns:

Cliff
10-07-2005, 11:55 AM
lol he musta turned on the oven then sat it on the oven door....and i was wondering how do you cook chili in or on an oven...i have heard the microwave and stove but never the oven

trythefly
10-07-2005, 11:57 AM
Well last night I got hungry so I got me a block of cheese and I was goin to melt it and make me some nachos and cheese. I put it on the oven and I found out that wasn't goin to work so I threw that away. I then put what I had left in the microwave. I put it in there for 8 minutes in all and it never came out right so I got mad at it and decided to cook some chili. I get the can out and put it on the can open and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out how to work the can opener. I finally got it open and cooked the chili. I then had me some crackers with chili. I usually put over half the sleeve of saltine crackers in a bowl of chili.

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thinkfast®
10-07-2005, 01:48 PM
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Tiff-O-Bitties
10-07-2005, 01:50 PM
I can cook some serious food! Do you need a live in maid?!

thinkfast®
10-07-2005, 01:55 PM
I can cook some serious food! Do you need a live in maid?!

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