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fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:43 AM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
Are there any unguided missiles?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do fish get thirsty?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
:eye: :lmfao:
SilverJester
10-07-2005, 08:48 AM
you know I'm almost tempted to answer those.....
fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:49 AM
hey, if you can- go right ahead... HUMOR ME. Please?
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:51 AM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
To make people ask questions
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
The dictionary has all the words in there
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
That is when everyone is rushin to get home even though they ain't goin to fast.
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Thats what he wanted to be called
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
So it will not be to sour
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Yes
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Good question
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
you can't be born again
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
no because it is not a kitty it is a cat
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
no
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I would
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
maybe
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
because 2 is better than 1
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
Me
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
more styrofoam
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
yes
What do people in China call their good plates?
good plates
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
bless yourself
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
shit your pants
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
IV's DUH
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
No why would they
Are there any unguided missiles?
of course
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
No but they can go swimmin naked
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
N/A
Do fish get thirsty?
All the time
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
Sure why not
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you don't want anyone to hear you then yes
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
They were just that smart
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Not until I read that question
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:51 AM
you know I'm almost tempted to answer those.....
Beat ya to it
fawk_you
10-07-2005, 08:55 AM
Beat ya to it
:lmfao: Fuck, you're funny as shit. I like the way you think 2.... :lmfao:
My fav.:
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I would
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 08:57 AM
Why do ATM Machines have brail(sp?) on them?
Why are there handicapped spaces in front of skatin rinks?
Why do banks leave there vault doors open but chain the pen to the desk?
Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?
boosted1jz
10-07-2005, 09:07 AM
why ask why............
try bud dry!!!
chris
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 09:08 AM
You won't learn nothin if you never ask why
SilverJester
10-07-2005, 09:11 AM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
it's spelled just like ti sounds, people just pronounce it wrong
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
because the it just didn't work in the bible
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
it gives people that false sense of hope on their way home
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
he is the broker you are the broke-e
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
it is all natural flavoring, just like those pills that make you lose 50pounds in 1 week w/ all natural methods
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
the song is that order because of the word "alphabet"
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
the night knows how to tuck n' roll...the day falls and breaks a hip
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
I think you might worry more about other multiple body parts that might appear
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
if so then that makes you a kitty litterer
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
if you fall and never get back off your ass
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
depends if the heat was trying to arrest me or just being nice
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
only if it's counterclockwise, clockwise would cause him to be unoriented
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
because the best things in life come in pairs :boobies:
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
it's the worlds first baggless vaccum
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
:confused:
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
french fries, the french throw the hamburgers
What do people in China call their good plates?
certainly not American
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
:confused:
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
your life would be decreased by half again...kinda like if you keep halfing the distance between you and the wall...you will never get there
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
09s?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
they're to concern with their crocodiles and kangaroos to worry about the rest of the world.
Are there any unguided missiles?
well is anything "guided" by bush REALLY guided?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
NO!
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
I dunno..and I'm bald?
Do fish get thirsty?
have you ever seen a fish die of thrist?
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
maybe
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
just point your finger and act it out, they'll get the point and fall over dead
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
they looked on the internet
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
yes, all the time
SilverJester
10-07-2005, 09:13 AM
Beat ya to it
:eek: damn you
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 09:16 AM
:eek: damn you
haha you suck at life
you have 3 choices now
a. deep throat a .44
b. drink bleach and die
c. eat shit and die
The Ren
10-07-2005, 09:16 AM
^bwahahahahah nice..
SilverJester
10-07-2005, 09:17 AM
haha you suck at life
you have 3 choices now
a. deep throat a .44
b. drink bleach and die
c. eat shit and die
I can think of a better way to die :idb:
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 09:18 AM
and that would be
boosted1jz
10-07-2005, 09:19 AM
haha you suck at life
you have 3 choices now
a. deep throat a .44
b. drink bleach and die
c. eat shit and die
so u want him to...
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 09:20 AM
YES!
SilverJester
10-07-2005, 09:23 AM
what if I eat, shit, and die? kinda changes the meaning....oh and lets not forget :idb:
The Ren
10-07-2005, 09:24 AM
hump hump hump hump....
gijoe0720
10-07-2005, 09:25 AM
as long as it has to do with eatin, shittin, and dyin then it is all good
fawk_you
10-07-2005, 09:30 AM
:idb: thats what the man said. :goodjob:
Tbird_guy
10-07-2005, 01:16 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Because the it would make sense
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
for the dumb people who don't know what a dictionary is, they can look it up...ironic isn't it.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
cause everyone is rushing to honk the horn, cut people off, give the finger, and watch accident (rubberecking)
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
cause that is what he usually makes you
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
same way you get artificial cheese
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
cause this is the song that never ends
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
cause day follows night, so it has to break its fall.
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
nope...
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
its a thousand dollar fine if its litter or not.
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
no, but chances are you will fall on your ass.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I woud run. I don't like being hit on by heat.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
only if they get dizzy, but them eyes can play some tricks, have you ever seen a dizzy asian oriental.
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
cause pencils are for losers, therefor it is the first place looser.
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
The shwartz
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
cardboard
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
no, they throw rice too, just in pattys
What do people in China call their good plates?
chopstiks
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
HOW DARE YOU.
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
this is clearly a mathematical fraction party
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
hanging bags
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
nope, they don't know there is a rest of the world.
Are there any unguided missiles?
yes
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
in the ocean
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
flesh
Do fish get thirsty?
not with all tht water
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
nope, a clusy gymnast that couldn't get over the pummell horse
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
yeah, youe not a mime, people will hear you.
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
proof that everyone is wrong about the time
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
yeah, anarchy rules.
BTLFED
10-07-2005, 01:19 PM
Holy shit....it's the 90's all over again.....are you going to at least give this thread back to last decade when you are done with it?
Cliff
10-07-2005, 01:21 PM
ummm and yea phonetic is spelled like it sounds....that's as far as i got before i realized i didn't care
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-07-2005, 02:53 PM
hmmm..
Cliff
10-07-2005, 03:16 PM
all it takes to make tiffany say hmmmm? is what are barnacles?
quickdodge®
10-07-2005, 04:31 PM
This is a goddamn repost if I've ever seen one. Later, QD.
JustinSane110™
10-07-2005, 08:00 PM
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
You mean this chick?? Click here... (http://www.big-boys.com/articles/javelin.html)
:D :D
MachNU
10-07-2005, 08:16 PM
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Because it just is!
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Becuase it is a word!
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Becuase people are rushing to get home to answer questiosn like theys!
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Becuase you become broke when they invest your money!
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor?
Becuase theres not enough lemons in the world to give everyone a glass of lemon water!
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Becuase A is the most common letter and Z being ht eleasy common!
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Becuase the moon moves downward and the sun moves upward!
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
Your dead!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
A smaller vet bill!
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
No trip!
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
No collaspe!
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around , is he
disoriented?
No just a 360 degree Oriental peson!
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
Yes thats why its been aroun dlonger!
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
The people on the other side!
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Boxes!
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
No they throw even more rice becuase they have already killed all the birds over there! No worries there!
What do people in China call their good plates?
Americans!
What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
Thank You?
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
You have a quater life to live!
What do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as
4's?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
No......"Up Over .... Mate!
Are there any unguided missiles?
Bunker Busters, Tom-a-Hawks, Nukes, Free Falls...
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
God No!
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
White, black, Asian...pends on his skin color!
Do fish get thirsty?
No jsut wet!
Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
By Newton.....come on His second Law! :doh:
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
No a baseball bat works!
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
Yes....sun dial!
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Nope i love this world!
Did i pass?
fawk_you
10-08-2005, 12:23 AM
Had no clue it was a repost... oh well
BTLFED
10-08-2005, 12:50 AM
NO END TO MY SADNESS
What does this mean? Are you emo? :confused:
fawk_you
10-08-2005, 12:52 AM
If you would read some other threads I have posted in you would understand.
R.I.P. and I watched a man die today. Maybe you will know.
Hulud
10-08-2005, 12:53 AM
what have i told you about thinking?
Hulud
10-08-2005, 12:53 AM
What does this mean? Are you emo? :confused:
bwahahahaha
emo
BTLFED
10-08-2005, 01:04 AM
If you would read some other threads I have posted in you would understand.
R.I.P. and I watched a man die today. Maybe you will know.
You don't want to get into this with me....trust me. I've been forced to deal with more death than you can comprehend...and in the worst ways.
Maybe you are emo.
fawk_you
10-08-2005, 01:05 AM
You don't want to get into this with me....trust me. I've been forced to deal with more death than you can comprehend...and in the worst ways.
Maybe you are emo.
Im not getting into shit. Ok. I guess I am emo, so- im dealing with it. Fuck
BTLFED
10-08-2005, 01:16 AM
Im not getting into shit. Ok. I guess I am emo, so- im dealing with it. Fuck
I'm not saying that it is wrong to morn....all I asked was a simple fucking question. Maybe you shouldn't get attitude before you know WTF is going on. :rolleyes:
quickdodge®
10-08-2005, 01:20 PM
What does this mean? Are you emo? :confused:
No. Just retarded. Later, QD.
****DISCLAIMER - - - -No offense to the mentally handicapped people***
BTLFED
10-10-2005, 06:25 PM
No. Just retarded. Later, QD.
****DISCLAIMER - - - -No offense to the mentally handicapped people***
Eh.....leave her alone on this one.
PSINXS
10-10-2005, 07:06 PM
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
sun falls down for night rises for day
If the ..2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still ..2?
best grade of carbon i believe. they also make 1s and 3s
Are there any unguided missiles?
yes. shoot a missile out a rocket launcher and hope it hits what u aimed for
What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
his hari color before he shaved or went bald or match it from other areas
When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was
Sun dials kept time before clocks
:eye: :lmfao:
ther ya go
ahmonrah
10-10-2005, 09:02 PM
you know I'm almost tempted to answer those.....i was t hinking the same thing....
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