Attn: Lizbiz

[Brett]

Get yo ass in the kicthen and make me dinner.

:D

[NVEOUS]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

i think she's already gone... better go to get some.....

[LizBiz]

Yea sure. Did you change my damn oil yet??? Gah I HATE when you take forever to do shit. Can't you just do it right the first time??? Why do I have to KEEP explaining it to you? First you want to talk about my brother and his older girlfriend getting married and now you want to act like you can't do a simple thing like changing my oil. I mean damn....am I not good enough for you anymore?!?! WTF Did I do THIS TIME!?!?!! Your always going against me, we are suppose to be a team, suppose to work together!! WHY can't you work with me?? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE?!?!! I slave over a stove for 2 hours you eat and lay down!! We don't go out any more! I'm always the one cooking and taking care of the kids, can't you take care of the kids one day, GAH I never have a moment to myself. It's always about YOU and what YOU want to do. Damn....*throws pillows on the couch* Just sleep in the guest room tonight, I can't even look at you anymore.

(So what point did you start zoning out? LMAO)

[PURP]

eye iz the hung gray... eye can knot eet tho.. dam dentist

[Jason..]

Stupid thread.

[PURP]

Stupid thread.

will read again??

[Sammich]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAA BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

[Firefightin_tC]

Yea sure. Did you change my damn oil yet??? Gah I HATE when you take forever to do shit. Can't you just do it right the first time??? Why do I have to KEEP explaining it to you? First you want to talk about my brother and his older girlfriend getting married and now you want to act like you can't do a simple thing like changing my oil. I mean damn....am I not good enough for you anymore?!?! WTF Did I do THIS TIME!?!?!! Your always going against me, we are suppose to be a team, suppose to work together!! WHY can't you work with me?? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE?!?!! I slave over a stove for 2 hours you eat and lay down!! We don't go out any more! I'm always the one cooking and taking care of the kids, can't you take care of the kids one day, GAH I never have a moment to myself. It's always about YOU and what YOU want to do. Damn....*throws pillows on the couch* Just sleep in the guest room tonight, I can't even look at you anymore.

(So what point did you start zoning out? LMAO)

Well, if you'd fix yourself up a lil bit!

:ninja:

[Slow Motion]

Yea sure. Did you change my damn oil yet??? Gah I HATE when you take forever to do shit. Can't you just do it right the first time??? Why do I have to KEEP explaining it to you? First you want to talk about my brother and his older girlfriend getting married and now you want to act like you can't do a simple thing like changing my oil. I mean damn....am I not good enough for you anymore?!?! WTF Did I do THIS TIME!?!?!! Your always going against me, we are suppose to be a team, suppose to work together!! WHY can't you work with me?? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE?!?!! I slave over a stove for 2 hours you eat and lay down!! We don't go out any more! I'm always the one cooking and taking care of the kids, can't you take care of the kids one day, GAH I never have a moment to myself. It's always about YOU and what YOU want to do. Damn....*throws pillows on the couch* Just sleep in the guest room tonight, I can't even look at you anymore.

(So what point did you start zoning out? LMAO)

I am glad I don't go through that type of stuff.

[ShooterMcGavin]

where's the KICTHEN? :thinking:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Yea sure. Did you change my damn oil yet??? Gah I HATE when you take forever to do shit. Can't you just do it right the first time??? Why do I have to KEEP explaining it to you? First you want to talk about my brother and his older girlfriend getting married and now you want to act like you can't do a simple thing like changing my oil. I mean damn....am I not good enough for you anymore?!?! WTF Did I do THIS TIME!?!?!! Your always going against me, we are suppose to be a team, suppose to work together!! WHY can't you work with me?? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE?!?!! I slave over a stove for 2 hours you eat and lay down!! We don't go out any more! I'm always the one cooking and taking care of the kids, can't you take care of the kids one day, GAH I never have a moment to myself. It's always about YOU and what YOU want to do. Damn....*throws pillows on the couch* Just sleep in the guest room tonight, I can't even look at you anymore.

(So what point did you start zoning out? LMAO)

For a typical guy, probably after the first word :lmfao:

The bolded made me lirl so hard.

[ilovemyhonda.]

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAA BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT

You must want to sleep in that guest room with him huh ?? :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

For a typical guy, probably after the first word :lmfao:

The bolded made me lirl so hard.

But if the house is mine...WTF am I sleeping in the guest room?

Fuck dat!

Get yo' ass on the sofa or GTFO! :D

[ilovemyhonda.]

But if the house is mine...WTF am I sleeping in the guest room?

Fuck dat!

Get yo' ass on the sofa or GTFO! :D

what if its equal and the woman does more work around the house? the it would be more her house which means your ass is either in the guest room and if you want to keep arguing then you can take your ass and share the dog house with the dog. no pillow, no blanket. end of discussion. now dont let me hear you pop off at the mouth again.

[Catnip]

Yea sure. Did you change my damn oil yet??? Gah I HATE when you take forever to do shit. Can't you just do it right the first time??? Why do I have to KEEP explaining it to you? First you want to talk about my brother and his older girlfriend getting married and now you want to act like you can't do a simple thing like changing my oil. I mean damn....am I not good enough for you anymore?!?! WTF Did I do THIS TIME!?!?!! Your always going against me, we are suppose to be a team, suppose to work together!! WHY can't you work with me?? WHY DO I HAVE TO DO ALL THE WORK AROUND HERE?!?!! I slave over a stove for 2 hours you eat and lay down!! We don't go out any more! I'm always the one cooking and taking care of the kids, can't you take care of the kids one day, GAH I never have a moment to myself. It's always about YOU and what YOU want to do. Damn....*throws pillows on the couch* Just sleep in the guest room tonight, I can't even look at you anymore.

(So what point did you start zoning out? LMAO)



My man vision wouldn't let me read it. Srsly. I got to like "forever to do that shit" and I lost reading abilities.

LOL.

[ilovemyhonda.]

^ typical

[Sammich]

You must want to sleep in that guest room with him huh ?? :lmfao:shut yo happy meal ass up woman, wheres my fukin toasted cheeseburger

[ilovemyhonda.]

shut yo happy meal ass up woman, wheres my fukin toasted cheeseburger


uh uh uh uh i threw it in the garbage when you got smart at the mouth.

[LizBiz]

ROFLIRL @ ya'll with the LULZ hahahahahaha!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

haha liz we run this shit not them...fuggin idiots! they couldnt live without us.

[Jason..]

haha liz we run this shit not them...fuggin idiots! they couldnt live without us.Calm down

[ilovemyhonda.]

Calm down

it was a joke, loser.

[Sammich]

Calm downi agree w/ this noob

[Jason..]

it was a joke, loser.Loser?

[ilovemyhonda.]

lol....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im bored

[Sammich]

Loser?snap that bish head off

falcon punch that hoe

leg sweep that skeezer

make her hit her head on the conkrete:ninja:

[ilovemyhonda.]

your violent, get back in your dog house full of shit where you belong! BAD DOG, BAD DOG *smacks dog*

[Sammich]

shut yo ass up and get to makin my lunch and dinner, skeezer

[ilovemyhonda.]

do it yourself lazy ass

[ilovemyhonda.]

ok what would you like for lunch sweetheart?

[Sammich]

pussy on a platter with all the fixins

and a side order of dirty rice

[LizBiz]

snap that bish head off

falcon punch that hoe

leg sweep that skeezer

make her hit her head on the conkrete:ninja:he said conkrete!!!! ROFL I laughed so hard at that hahahahahaha!!! You stoopid!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

pussy on a platter with all the fixins

and a side order of dirty rice

how about someting work safe lmao

[Sammich]

dirty rice is worksafe

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://theveggieclub.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fish-and-rice-img_4395.jpg

eat up love muffin

[Jason..]

ok what would you like for lunch sweetheart?O i get it now.

[ilovemyhonda.]

?????????

[Jason..]

?????????:2up: .. "delets number"

[ilovemyhonda.]

you want some lunch to pumpkin?

[Sammich]

http://theveggieclub.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fish-and-rice-img_4395.jpg

eat up love muffinHELL YEA MOTHERFUKER...SALMON AND ASPARAGUS:crazy:

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ have to eat healthy, i need you around along time hunny bunnz =] lmao

[Sammich]

I GUESS I GOT A GOOD BITCH...NOW JUST IF SHE'D TAKE IT IN THE ASS W/O ME MAKING A 'MISTAKE'

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ lmao, now now you know i dont like it in the ass..but lets not tell all our other little dirty sekrets.

[ilovemyhonda.]

and i bought the house and moved all our stuff into it and cleaned it too..

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/15/article-0-02481DEC00000578-527_468x286.jpg

[Sammich]

CANT ASK FOR MUCH MORE BUT A COKE, SMILE AND BJ

[ilovemyhonda.]

CANT ASK FOR MUCH MORE BUT A COKE, SMILE AND BJ

can, bottle or glass cup?

[Sammich]

IN A CUP W/ ICE AND SOME PEANUT BRITTLE

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://www.wingers.info/Food%20Pics/COKE%20GLASS.JPG
http://altopower.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/peanut_brittle_9273.jpg

hope your happy. im a allergic to peanuts and now i have a rash on my hand.

[Sammich]

JUST USE YOUR OTHER HAND TO GIVE ME A HAND JOB

[ilovemyhonda.]

JUST USE YOUR OTHER HAND TO GIVE ME A HAND JOB

http://thxforthe.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/black_amputee_toilet_hardware_handjob_porn.jpg


WTF!!!!

[Sammich]

LAWLZ

[ilovemyhonda.]

i bought a puppy to

http://images02.olx.com/ui/2/56/76/19455076_1.jpg

hope you dont mind sweet cherry pie

[Sammich]

ALASKIAN HUSKY FTMFW

ONLY K9 DOG I'D OWN

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://www.thecuteproject.com/images/items/1588.jpg

[Sammich]

IS THAT URS FOR REAL

[ilovemyhonda.]

NO I FRIGGIN WISH LOL

[ilovemyhonda.]

oh yeah, watchu want for dinner. i better get started so i can go get my hair did

[Sammich]

I WANT A CHICKEN SAMMICH, AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES...AND A DIET DR PEPPER...FO FREE

[Jason..]

Gotdayum take it to pm's

[Sammich]

Gotdayum take it to pm'sSHUT YO RABBIT ASS UP

[ilovemyhonda.]

how about a cajun chicken sandwich

[ilovemyhonda.]

jason dont hate.

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/2580456373_7e52915b16.jpg?v=0

[Sammich]

BITCH I DONT SEE NO DIET DR PEPPER

[ilovemyhonda.]

im looking for it lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

http://ozarkmountainbeverage.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/products_003.309130327.jpg

[ilovemyhonda.]

go get it from outside

oh and hunny do you know why i always wear your clothes now??

its because im im im im

http://manhyianhis.org/pregnant_lady.jpg

[Sammich]

IT AINT MY CHILD

AND THATS MR PIBB..GET THAT FAKE SHIT OUTA HERE

[ilovemyhonda.]

...

[ilovemyhonda.]

No it is to your kid, dead beat ass...im taking the house..peace out bitch, i hope you choke on that poisioned pepsi to.

[Sammich]

I DIDNT BUY IT...ILL GO BACK TO MY LOWLY ABODE AND LIVE IT UP...W/ MY SOULMATE

[Sammich]

I DIDNT BUY IT...ILL GO BACK TO MY LOWLY ABODE AND LIVE IT UP...W/ MY SOULMATE

[ilovemyhonda.]

fine bye.. wub joo

[Firefightin_tC]

what if its equal and the woman does more work around the house? the it would be more her house which means your ass is either in the guest room and if you want to keep arguing then you can take your ass and share the dog house with the dog. no pillow, no blanket. end of discussion. now dont let me hear you pop off at the mouth again.

Shiiiiit...now that's funny.

I guess I better click 'yes' on the "Do I Hit Women" Poll. LMAO J/K.

I wish a chick would tell me to sleep in the dog house. I would laugh right in her face and tell her to get real.

And trust me, my woman isn't going to do more around the house.

I can cook, clean, iron pretty damn good on my own. So trust me, she better be giving up that MONSTA' HEAD, if she's stickin' around. :D :goodjob:

Now less talky and make my gawddamn sammich!

A take it easy on the mustard this time, will ya'?

KTHANKBAI!

[Firefightin_tC]

IT AINT MY CHILD

AND THATS MR PIBB..GET THAT FAKE SHIT OUTA HERE

LMAO!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

Shiiiiit...now that's funny.

I guess I better click 'yes' on the "Do I Hit Women" Poll. LMAO J/K.

I wish a chick would tell me to sleep in the dog house. I would laugh right in her face and tell her to get real.

And trust me, my woman isn't going to do more around the house.

I can cook, clean, iron pretty damn good on my own. So trust me, she better be giving up that MONSTA' HEAD, if she's stickin' around. :D :goodjob:

Now less talky and make my gawddamn sammich!

A take it easy on the mustard this time, will ya'?

KTHANKBAI!

just for that i will drench it in mustard

[Firefightin_tC]

And just for that...you sleep in the doghouse and like the earlier post...I'll get some Chinese Food.