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AnthonyF
07-22-2009, 09:26 AM
The NSX is the child molesters perfect vehicle?
Please enjoy the following link.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7460
WIDE-OPEN Of course He does!
I wouldn't even want to be seen dead in such a nip-rip Ferrari wannabe poser car.
Fortunately, they break down every other day, so there won't be any left soon. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/thumbsup.gif
ELLIOT: NSX was a homosexual boy band wasn't it? More proof the are gay pedophiles.
-Ant.
Magnus213
07-22-2009, 09:29 AM
Landover Baptist = not to be taken seriously
MachNU
07-22-2009, 09:32 AM
NSX =INXS :lmao:
DJ Maestro
07-22-2009, 10:18 AM
Not only that, but the Godly American Dodge Viper would eat this NSX for Breakfast.
The Viper is now a car of God!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Terror
07-22-2009, 10:29 AM
That forum makes me want to shoot people.. theres no way they are serious, are they?
DJ Maestro
07-22-2009, 10:33 AM
That forum makes me want to shoot people.. theres no way they are serious, are they?
It's not serious at all.
Look here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
blazin'
07-22-2009, 10:34 AM
God hates all sport utility vehicles. They are rarely used for sport and waste His resources. That is why they roll over and kill their occupants!
:lmfao: These people are ridiculous.
BKgen®
07-22-2009, 10:34 AM
As much as I disagree with what those morons are saying... there's really nothing special about a damn NSX. :dunno:
Just sayin'.......
Terror
07-22-2009, 10:34 AM
It's not serious at all.
Look here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
whew... i was about to say... these people have really lost it :screwy:
blazin'
07-22-2009, 10:35 AM
whew... i was about to say... these people have really lost it :screwy:
x2
all aboard the failboat.
we should register and go troll. i wonder if the evo is a car of the devil? oh what a stupid question, if it's not american made then it is.
Terror
07-22-2009, 10:37 AM
Description
The fictional Landover Baptist Church is a parody of fundamentalist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamentalist), Independent Baptist (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Baptist) churches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_body) and Biblical literalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_literalism). The church is supposedly located on a 35-acre (140,000 m2) campus in Freehold. The fictitious church grants all authority to its Pastor Deacon Fred Smith, in accordance with its interpretation of Romans 13 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=romans%2013&version=9).
The church claims to have 28 paid pastors (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastor), 412 full time staff members, 11 fully-equipped chapels, 7 sanctuaries, a 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 television studios, 2 radio stations, an academy, a university, 2 gated communities, 27 developments, 3 office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.
hahaha the list keeps going.. and going.... annddd going
DJ Maestro
07-22-2009, 10:37 AM
all aboard the failboat.
we should register and go troll. i wonder if the evo is a car of the devil? oh what a stupid question, if it's not american made then it is.
No, it's a car of the messican. :lmfao:
It's not serious at all.
Look here...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
in that case, i take my previous statement back.
PS LOL @ the avatars.
BKgen®
07-22-2009, 10:42 AM
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
God is real, that is why Obama won........................hahahahahahahaha
Yes, of course. God had to appoint the Anti-Christ to power in order to set up the events of the End Times.
http://www.beastobama.com/
AnthonyF
07-22-2009, 10:54 AM
The Viper is now a car of God!
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:tr00f. Seriousness, it is.
As much as I disagree with what those morons are saying... there's really nothing special about a damn NSX. :dunno:
Just sayin'.......
It handles well...thats it. It's a great car once you build and boost the hell out of it..but what car isn't?
-Ant.
RL...
07-22-2009, 11:07 AM
As much as I disagree with what those morons are saying... there's really nothing special about a damn NSX. :dunno:
Just sayin'.......
They're the best car honda has ever made thus far...it's a true sports car and it's sexy as fuck!!!!!!!
81911SC
07-22-2009, 11:11 AM
As much as I disagree with what those morons are saying... there's really nothing special about a damn NSX. :dunno:
Just sayin'.......The ricers will kill you for this.
O wait, :lmfao: see above :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
DJ Maestro
07-22-2009, 11:12 AM
fu maestro.
:D :D :D
Z0_o6
07-22-2009, 11:39 AM
after the first couple posts i knew there was absolutely no way they were serious. definitely pissed some folks off though!
stillaneon
07-22-2009, 12:04 PM
The sad thing, while Landover Baptist is Fictional. It is in fact mocking people who are really that zealous about their beliefs....
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21608
God has recently chosen to punish the Mary-worshipping, Marihuana-inventing, illegally-immigrating, job-stealing, lazy Mexicans with a plague*.
this shit had me rolling for 5 minutes.
tandem
07-22-2009, 12:51 PM
R rape
I innocent
C children
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R ride
:lmfao:
EJ25RUN
07-22-2009, 01:03 PM
And yet Christians wonder why they are the ones being attacked.
Their morals are no different than the clan. (people on that site i mean)
BKgen®
07-22-2009, 01:07 PM
And yet Christians wonder why they are the ones being attacked.
They're morals are no different than the clan.
Their
:ninja:
DJ Maestro
07-22-2009, 01:11 PM
Their
:ninja:
Here to help right? :thinking: :lmfao:
BKgen®
07-22-2009, 01:14 PM
As always.
EJ25RUN
07-22-2009, 01:15 PM
Their
:ninja:
Oh..rare one from me. I thought about it too. :doh:
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