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Brett
10-06-2005, 11:29 AM
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends
5thgcelica
10-06-2005, 11:30 AM
lol
HyPer50
10-06-2005, 11:34 AM
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and men
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends

fixed.
kilpatty43
10-06-2005, 11:40 AM
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

thus why i dont have mine pierced...
Jimmy B
10-06-2005, 11:48 AM
lol... thats good...


noone likes miniskirts and support hose? hahaha
Brett
10-06-2005, 11:52 AM
^^ HA HA HA
BTEC
10-06-2005, 12:08 PM
how about dark girls and bright colored weave? blone, red, purple. go to duh hodd and youll knwo what im tom bout. lol!!
Brett
10-06-2005, 12:14 PM
^^^^^ Hey, They BUY THIER HAIR!! Its all good!! LOL
thinkfast®
10-06-2005, 12:18 PM
go to duh hodd and youll knwo what im tom bout. lol!!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
smoking RR
10-06-2005, 12:22 PM
HAHA, thats too good, i got another one...
how about a 75 year old man in a 2004 ZO6?
MrEG62U
10-06-2005, 12:23 PM
thanks for the advice ill make some changes
Rican219
10-06-2005, 12:27 PM
Candles and gas leaks.
Tuna and custard.
Fake tan and blush.
Milkshake and rollercoasters.
Men and cycling shorts.
blacknightteg
10-06-2005, 12:30 PM
me and math
Repost Squintz
10-06-2005, 12:36 PM
me and round eyes
smoking RR
10-06-2005, 12:38 PM
Girls in low cut shirts and push up bras complaining about people looming at their tits.
Tiff-O-Bitties
10-06-2005, 02:13 PM
sorry i have to say it.. REPOST
Brett
10-06-2005, 02:41 PM
Let me repost my dick on your forehead :D
ahmonrah
10-06-2005, 03:13 PM
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar



:lmfao:anyone remember the chunky puerto rican chick dancing onstage with the ruff ryder latin group during the NOPI NATIONALS??!!

thanks for the memory brett....(adjusting noose)