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TheProfiteer
07-13-2009, 09:09 PM
So I omegled a bunch at work today after seeing that thread, this one is classic.

Just please read. Imagine Borats or A Habibi Voice when reading the Stranger

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Stranger: Hi. I am a male and I am not a pervert person.i wanna talk with only virtuous virgin people.


You: your retarded


Stranger: why?

You: because

You: you just are, you are retarded

You: I honestly believe your IQ is bellow 100

You: like in the mid 80s

Stranger: hey i want virgin wife ok

Stranger: i care just hymen

Stranger: ok

You: even more retarded are you for thinking you are going to find a wife on Omegle

Stranger: but u r worng

You: take a real IQ test

Stranger: i am the one of the most clever men of my country

You: and I bet you will score less than 95, which is mild retardation

You: your country must have a population fo 6

You: and the rest must be women

Stranger: no did

Stranger: mine is 141

Stranger: Iq

You: right

Stranger: IQ

Stranger: YES

Stranger: i am really honest

Stranger: believe me

You: how old are you, like 12

Stranger: 19

You: yeah you are retarded


You: I would of been alot more lenient and said yeah your just a kid if you were 12

You: but at 19 and to be so ignorant

You: screams

You: retardation

Stranger: no man

Stranger: i can want a virgin wife

Stranger: its my right

You: yes

You: true

You: and its a good dream to have

You: but your dumbass is not going to find her on Omegle

You: if you are looking for her here

You: you are down right retarded

You: RETARDED!!

You: Should I give you the formal definition

You: ?

Stranger: no i found one

Stranger: a8 years old

Stranger: virgin

Stranger: american girl

Stranger: ok?

You: 8 years old?

Stranger: 18*

You: if she is a virgin at 18 here in America

You: she must be very very ugly

You: all the girls here fuck

Stranger: no i saw her

You: even the ugly ones really

Stranger: she just cares religion

Stranger: why dont u care religion?

Stranger: u know fornication is a sin

You: omg

You: you know 80% of devout religious followers are retarded

Stranger: i am a muslim

Stranger: not christian

You: you should really look into your religion

You: its no better than Christianity

Stranger: hey i just wonder there is virgin girl in western wold

Stranger: ?

Stranger: yes there r

Stranger: but too tooo rare

Stranger: because christianity is collapsing

Stranger: noone cares it

Stranger: and

You: your religion will collapse soon too

Stranger: u men r not jeaolous about ur sisters and wives and daughters

You: and you will find that all the empty promises promised to you will never come true

You: and that you need to have faith in humanity and people and not some fake god

Stranger: i can fuck a sister of western brother

Stranger: and he says nothing

Stranger: i cant understand

You: because

You: listen to me

Stranger: what a brother ?

You: and just think about it

You: just listen

You: fucking is a horrible word

You: to fuck a women yes it is degrading and a western man believes that it is the women who let the man fuck her

You: so it is her shame

You: she should bear it

You: it is her freedom to make that decision

You: she will be shunned


Stranger: hey man i can say ur sister is a slut

Stranger: and u will say to me

Stranger: it is her shame

Stranger: what the fucking wrong idea?

You: If my sister was truly a slut then yes

You: it will be her shame

Stranger: hahahaha

You: if she fucked every man she met, and did it for any other reason that it is

You: then yes

You: porn stars are sluts

You: strippers are sluts

You: they are all whores

You: and we all look at them as such

You: whores

Stranger: hey western girls can be fucked with a beer

Stranger: or some sentences

Stranger: i came in to a relationship

You: most yes, but then its no longer fucking

Stranger: and after 3 days

Stranger: we can fuck

You: fucking is when a woman does it when she does not want too

Stranger: this is a slutty thing

You: no its not

You: that is not a slutty thing

You: that is not fucking either

You: its sex

You: there is nothing wrong with sex

Stranger: so we should respect them

Stranger: hahaha

You: Are you not the slut too for fucking her

Stranger: noone can fuck my sister before marriage

You: is your hand different

Stranger: or have sex

Stranger: whatever

You: are you better than her? This is the illusion your stupid religion has created

Stranger: no men r also slut

You: a women is only truly pure if she decides to save her self in choice

You: and not fear

Stranger: men and women should obey the rules of God

You: there are no rules of god fool

Stranger: no man

You: those rules were written by man

Stranger: if she didnt have sex

Stranger: she is pure

You: pure of what? Penis?

You: is penis really so dirty?

You: do you not wash your penis

You: ?

Stranger: before marriage

Stranger: it is foridden to women

You: why to women?

Stranger: i wash my penis

Stranger: also pussies r forbidden to men

You: you wash your penis with your left hand, no?

Stranger: i wash it

Stranger: i dont know the hand

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: u r different from me

Stranger: ur sisters and daughters can be fucked easily

You: and I say you are a fool for believing the blasphemy of man, and taking it as the word of GOd

You: there are plenty of whores in your country

Stranger: but i dont want it

You: weather its Iran

You: Saudia Arabia

You: Palestine

You: everywhere there are whores

You: and your religion does nothing about it

Stranger: noo

Stranger: it is forbidden

Stranger: they r their sins

You: Islam is dying just like Christianity because it is false

You: it is lies

You: to take your mind away from truly being a human being

Stranger: no it is the fastest growing religion

Stranger: believe me

Stranger: u can search it

You: it matters not, I know plenty of muslim girls here who love to fuck

You: I know of a girl name Reema

You: who in high school remained a virgin

You: now she is 25 like me

You: she had my penis in her mouth just 4 months ago, and I was not even dating her

You: she just wanted to suck it

Stranger: maybe

You: she is muslim

Stranger: ok

Stranger: it can be

You: from Saudia Arabia

You: arabiv

You: arabic

You: total slut

Stranger: i dont say muslims dont fuck

Stranger: i say

Stranger: people shouldnt have fornication

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: let us finish this conversation

You: why

Stranger: it is resultless

You: its getting you thinking

You: you are thinking about it

You: the freedomes of man

Stranger: i just wonder one question

You: and how beautiful freedom is

You: when you dont have fear

You: ask

You: go on

You: ask it already

You: I will answer anything your controlled and manipulated mind wants to know

Stranger: i am at uni now. and probably i will go to america to be a proffesor there. anyway. i want to live there. and probably i will marry there. what is my possibility of finding a virgin american girl ?

You: At which age?

Stranger: i dont know. i will be 24

Stranger: she can be about that

You: 99& of women here loose their virginity before the age of 18

You: 99%

Stranger: oww damn it

You: maybe less around 97-96%

You: and the more religion thier parents fed them as children

You: the more they love to fuck when they get older

Stranger: so where i should look for a virgin girl?

You: you shouldnt, you should realized that sex is sex, unless she was selling her body for drugs and money like a whore, she is just a person as good and as pure as you

You: sex is good

You: it is natural

You: its what we humans do

Stranger: hey men

You: its how we make life

Stranger: i asked a question

You: there is nothing dirty about it

Stranger: i have my opinions

Stranger: respect me

You: when two people like each other they should be free to have sex

Stranger: where can i find a virgin girl?

You: your opinion puts other people down in your mind, it lets you think you are better than them because of that opinion, now that is very very wrong

Stranger: no idont think like that

Stranger: i dont think that who will go to heaven

Stranger: i just try to obey the rules

Stranger: only God knows the result

You: listen you cant think some one is going to go to heaven or not, because in reality you dont even know if heaven really even exisits

Stranger: and there r more sinful sins also

Stranger: hey man

Stranger: u tried

Stranger: but i didnt believe

Stranger: just answer me

You: you cant

You: girls who will tell you they are virgins

You: are lying

You: we have freedom here

You: we are not afraid of false gods

You: we have been liberated

Stranger: what is my possibility to find a virgin blonde tall and beatiful girl ?

Stranger: i can divorce her after marriage

Stranger: dont worry

Stranger: noone can convince me

You: you are not worthy of virginity, why dont you strap a bomb to your chest, go kill your self, there will be plenty virgins waiting for you in heaven

Stranger: no suicide is a very sinful sin

You: then why do your people do it

You: whats this whole Jihad Bullshit?

Stranger: it is another topic

Stranger: hey i will sleep

Stranger: here 04.25 am

You: your men still die for the promise of virgins in heaven

You: that is so sad

Stranger: tell me

You: your people have nothing to live for

You: nothing

You: absolutely nothing

You: empty lives

You: built on lies

Stranger: wat is my possibility to find a girl like that?

You: one who will strap a bomb to her chest and die for virginity

You: ?

Stranger: no

Stranger: blonde beatiful tall and virgin girl

You: 0% chance

You: no blonde is ever a virigin after 16

Stranger: :(

Stranger: :(

Stranger: :(

You: sex is so great

You: we love to do it

You: and your false gods will not scare us ever

Stranger: ok i can find a turkish blonde then

You: your false rules

Stranger: i hope

You: lol

You: doubtfully

You: Budapest has the largest collection of Whores anywhere

You: beautiful sluts come from there

You: looking for american cock

You: and american money

Stranger: hey i am from turkey

Stranger: what is budapest?

Stranger: it is different from our topic

You: Im sorry Budapest is in Hungry

You: oh well its a your nieghbor anyway

Stranger: maybe u can try

Stranger: istanbul

You: Thats right

Stranger: haha

Stranger: hey

Stranger: find me a girl man

Stranger: please

You: you are sad

Stranger: blonde tall and virgin

You: and unless you have alot of mone

You: money

You: I can not help you

Stranger: i have a lot of mone

Stranger: find a girl like that

Stranger: u will be taken so much money

You: If you give me 1 million dollars, I will find you a girl who is 15 years old, guaranteed to be virgin, and when you are ready she wiill be saved and at 18

You: she will be yours

Stranger: ok

Stranger: we deal

Stranger: but she will be amuslim

Stranger: ok?

You: Tall Blond and Muslim?

You: no

Stranger: yes

You: thats impossible

You: you people have black hair

You: and you know this

Stranger: she can change her religion

You: She will change it when she marries you

You: it does not matter

You: it will cost you 1 million dollars

Stranger: ok man

You: as I will have to pay her family 500 thousand dollars to save her for you

Stranger: how can u find this girl?

Stranger: haha

You: I will find a Family with a young girl, and then turn them into whores

Stranger: but no oral sex

You: She will not even touch man

Stranger: no touching boobs or penises

Stranger: ok

You: money is powerful

You: much more powerful than your false gods

You: money speaks so much more

You: it is not the truth

You: money are lies

You: but more powerful than your god

Stranger: i like u man

Stranger: do u have a msn?

You: No I do not

You: my email address is "[email protected]"

You: feel free to contact me there

You: I only work with cash

Stranger: can we chat in it?

You: yes if you have gmail

Stranger: do u have a facebook?

You: no

Stranger: too badü

Stranger: find me a girl like that

Stranger: i will pay u too much money dont worry

You: no

You: I start looking when I have the money

You: only money talks

You: promises of money are empty

Stranger: but if i learn that she is not vrgin

Stranger: i kill u man

Stranger: with this money i catsh a killer

You: only real money in my hands will begin the journey to your virgin wife

Stranger: and he kills u

You: 1 Million dollars cash, that will fit in two suitcases, I have seen it before, 100bills

You: you will have your virgin

You: you will meet her before making the decesion

Stranger: what if i dont want her?

You: 500 thousand, and then you will have to pay the family 500 thousand when you get her

You: we look for another one

You: until you find one child you like

Stranger: hey

Stranger: people say that man r pedophilia?

You: I will find you a beautiful Russina blonde, guaranteed to love you, be your queen and only yours

You: no

You: you buy her as a child

Stranger: because he always look for children

You: you get her when she is 18

Stranger: oww i like this dream

Stranger: then i will fuck her

Stranger: only me

You: yes too bad for you it is just a dream

You: because you do not have any money

You: you are just a Turkish slum dog

Stranger: but i can masturbate man

Stranger: dont bother my dream

You: lol

You: this is the dream of your religion

You: it sounds good at first

You: but then reality kicks in

Stranger: ok

Stranger: wait

You: and as you grow your realize that your god is not deaf to your needs, he is just not there to hear it

Stranger: what abut this?

You: if you truly have money

You: you will email me

Stranger: everyman have a right for fucking a virgin

Stranger: in one periot of their lives

You: no everyman have a dream for virgin

You: I do as well

Stranger: i mean o i can marry with ono vrign

You: my wife is not virgin when I marry her

Stranger: but i want to fuck hymen

You: but I still love her

You: this conversation has grown to long, when I post this conversation on a website no one will want to read it because it so long

You: but everyone will see what a moron you are

Stranger: ok man

You: and how your religion is false, and how it manipulates and creates men of ignorance liek your self

Stranger: you will see

Stranger: i trut God

Stranger: i will marry with a virgin

You: Now that you know you have no money, your religion is false, and your dreams will never come true, I leave you with your god, and your dreams

Stranger: and that day

You: goodbye ignorant man

Motivation
07-13-2009, 09:14 PM
Yeah... that's a big wall of text...

One_Bad_SHO
07-13-2009, 09:14 PM
I'm too lazy to read all that... buuuut... be sure to check the RLD sometime in the near future. I met an 18 yer old chick from Cali last night on there... convo spilled over to AIM, then spilled over to the little skank taking pictures for me. Any pictures I wanted, right on the spot. Just to be sure it was for real, I gave her an odd request. I told her to put her deoderant stick (saw it in the background of one of the pics) in her pussy and to take a pic... annnd she did it.

So, yeah. I'll have the skanks pics up soon. :D

TheProfiteer
07-13-2009, 09:16 PM
only takes less than 8 minutes to read it really.

will definitely check RLD though LOL

One_Bad_SHO
07-13-2009, 09:21 PM
Will tinypic.com host nudes?

TheProfiteer
07-13-2009, 09:21 PM
Will tinypic.com host nudes?

yes until a mod finds them and deletes them

One_Bad_SHO
07-13-2009, 09:22 PM
Hmm, where should I host them so that they will be up for a while? I'd hate to spend all that time making the thread and then have the pics get deleted shortly after.

TheProfiteer
07-13-2009, 09:24 PM
um host them on IA
you can attach pictures here

der


just gota make multiple posts like 5 pictures per post I think

One_Bad_SHO
07-13-2009, 09:27 PM
durka

:goodjob:

BKgen®
07-13-2009, 09:40 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/119ue7m.jpg