A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice...

[The Ninja]

...... and says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers and I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder and asks if his bet still good. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone? The Irishman replies, Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.

[Sir_Christopher]

haha, thats a bad ass joke, im gonna tell it to my irish friend!!

[nismo_92]

lmao:lmfao::lmfao: funny joke

[EL-CANGRI]

lol

[81911SC]

:lmao:

[SixSquared]

lol. Your sig makes me feel a little epileptic, D. Good joke though.

[Zach79zx]

Reps to the OP lmao

[SandM]

awesome, reps

[1SICKLEX]

...... and says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers and I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back. The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder and asks if his bet still good. The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone? The Irishman replies, Oh, I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.

hahahahahaha....I love Guinness....I think I could do that.....good joke!

[oneSLOWex]

hahahahahahaaha LIRL


+reps to you

[all_american_gurl09]

thats funny.......

[BKgen®]

lolol nice.

[PURP]

:goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

lol, not bad

[MongolPup]

I lol'd. Reps.

[MachNU]

:lmao: