This thread is about you.

[MINI]

So talk about yourself. Fuck everyone else. :goodjob:

[all_american_gurl09]

first

[teh bri]

Lol, thread is funny.


..

:ninja:

[MINI]

Im about to change my sig a little bit

[DR_Imports]

So, um, yeah... where should I begin..so much to tell

[Echonova]

I once competed in the Running of the Bulls, but it was the Bulls that ran from me.
I've sang a love song only once, and it was to myself.
People make threads, just because I repped them.
I am... The most interesting man alive.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos Equis.


Stay thirsty my friends

[One_Bad_SHO]

1.) I was born in the Phillipines to a mother from Spain and a father from the USA.

2.) I cant spell Phillipines.

3.) I have a passion for a car that .0034% of the population of this Earth would never look twice at. The Ford Taurus SHO. I've owned 4 so far. My current one is a beast and will make your daddys Corvette its bitch. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

4.) My sisters head is bigger than mine.

5.) The big head mentioned in #4 is also my best friend.

6.) I speak Spanish and English fluently and have conversational skills in Portuguese.

7.) I could live off chocolate milk, Kraft mac n cheese (spirals only), and BBQ hotpockets.

8.) I've never been a good boyfriend but I've always been a GREAT friend.

9.) I have 2 tattoos and I am getting 2 more.

10.) I don't do drugs, don't smoke, and rarely drink.

11.) I haven't been to church in over 10 years.

12.) I want to be a daddy.

13.) I want to fall in love but fear theres no woman capable of settling me down.

14.) My Spanish Grandpa is the greatest person I know and I can only hope to be half the man he is. He is my inspiration to be a better person.

15.) I am going to gain 30lbs this year and will no longer compete in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I am now interested in learning Muay Thai.

16.) In less than a year I built a business from the ground up that has an official Nike Sponsorship and has a govt. contract with the EPA.

17.) My goal is to work my business for the next year while getting an FAA license to fly helicopters. After a year, the Vice President of my company will oversee the day to day operations so I can sit back and collect a paycheck. Since (hopefully) money wont be an issue, I'll join the Army and apply for the Warrant Officer program to hopefully one day pilot the Apache attack helicopter.

18.) I like the Backstreet Boys, N'sync, and 98 degrees and am not afraid to admit it. Yes, I know all the words to most of their songs. Thats good shower music man!

19.) My Ipod has a "Disney" section and once again, I am not afraid to admit it nor sing along to the songs I grew up with.

20.) Bambi, Crash, and 7 pounds are the only movies to ever make me cry/shed a tear

21.) I am convinced that I was either King Leonidas or General Patton in my past life.

22.) I can blow bubbles with my own spit.

23.) My phone still has an antenna. Its a throw back. Thats how I roll.

24.) I am a really nice guy. I promise. :)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2073/4/25/658936748/a658936748_1395705_782.jpg

[One_Bad_SHO]

...that was actually a copy/paste friom some Notes thing I did on facebook.

[aaronfelipe]

fuckin work tomorrow morning...:no:

[teh bri]

Hmm okay.. Guess it will be my turn.. Never done this so don't judge me for what i am going to say about myself..

1.) I was born in Atlanta.. in the durty durty.

2.) I lost my mother on October 7, 2008.

3.) My parents have been on IA since i was 10.

4.) I drive a piece of crap malibu.

5.) I'm not very smart or bright..

6.) I rather drink alcohol than water.

7.) I have four tattoos.

8.) I've never had a good boyfriend.

9.) I don't have trust issues.

10.) My brothers head is the size of a watermelon, no lie.

11.) Curly Hair runs in my family.

12.) Boys are better to get along with than girls.

13.) I've never dated/kissed or held hands with a black guy.

14.) My eyes change color in the sun.

15.) I've colored my hair so many times that I don't know what my natural hair color is.

16.) I usually date guys with Brown hair.

17.) I don't date anyone younger than me.

18.) My body has way too many curves.

19.) I got a perm when i was in sixth grade.

20.) I am obsessed with Britney Spears.

21.) I love touchscreen phones.

22.) Blue/ Red and Black cars turn me on.

23.) I used to want to model on cars when i was younger.

24.) I am 5"4 but i can kick some ass.

25.) I can be a bitch, but i'm loveable just like my mama :)

[ilovemyhonda.]

1.) My name is Tiffany

2.) I was born in GA.

3.) I was raised in NJ.

4.) I have a 3 year old son named Jayden.

5.) I have my own apartment.

6.) I work at a life insurance company.

7.) I drive a Civic =)

8.) My favorite colors are Red and Black.

9.) I have 4 tattoos and 10 piercings.

10.) I like to draw.

11.) I am Italian, German, Irish and Cherokee Indian.

12.) I love Integras

13.) I get along with my dad but me and mom never talk (because of her)

14.) I love being a mom.

15.) In 2001 I almost died.

16.) Right now I am in a lot of pain and will be going back to the ER.

[StreetHazard]

1. was homeless for a year, lived in the "then" abandoned highschool on Euclid in little 5 points (now converted into that yuppie loft)

2. had a city permit in savannah as a street performer, I used to breakdance on River Street for tips

3. danced for "Kool Keith" of ultramagnetic MCs and Prodigy "smack my bitch up/diesel power" fame" for his black elvis tour

4. paid for a design school education with said "earnings"

5. professional designer for about 8 years now and still going strong

6. I like greygoose and redbull (refuse any other alchoholic beverage)

7. While free hand rockclimbing around stone mountain I fell and almost died

8. got into a head on collision with a Mercedes in my friend nissan pulsar and almost died, broke the right side of my face and splintered my eye-socket, almost went blind and I had spinal fluid leaking from my nose for a month

9. I have atleast 3 other "I almost died" stories

10. I have a cat named Bull that we trained to shit in the toliet

[ShooterMcGavin]

i love lamp

[DR_Imports]

So im bored.. let me try this out

1)Name's Jonathan

2)Born n' raised in the Dominican Republic, visit ATL whenever I can (luv it there)

3) 5'10

4)I don't drink/smoke

5)I love technology

6)I have like 10 different "favorite' colors, all depends what that color is on

7)I like music

8)I have no tattoos, hoping to get one soon..

9)No kids yet

10)I almost died once, racing :/

11)I work at a marketing company, we do websites, SEO and a lot of other stuff.

12)At times I have trust issues, but Im rather friendly tho

13)I have mood swings

14)I love dogs, got a pitbull, a boxer and two rottweillers

15)English is my fav language, but fluent in Spanish and some french

16)I love drawing

17)I like good music, no genre in specific, just good music!

18)Car enthusiast (JDM in particular)

19)I like mexican food

20)Im on AIM (gon2012), myspace(http://www.myspace.com/gonzito01) and twitter(gonz01), feel free to add me..

21)Im a hardcore laker fan

[JITB]

the ther day at work, i bought a arizona Tea.. i drunk a little. i left it on the table, came back about 30 mins later. Drunk some more, i took the final tilt upward to finish it off...and there was a bee in my drink...

/rape

[u8myore0]

^^ did it taste like honey bahhah jk.

1. i unfortunetly live in SC..wanting to move to the ATL.
2. I <3 diet coke
3. I love my car.
4. i love the sound of A BOOSTED car.Pssssssssssssh
4. I use to live in orlando
5. i have a 2year old son Aidan
6. i shop and text to keep my life flowing haha
7. i go back to school in aug for nursing
8. i LOVE drake/lil wayne & day 26.
9. i don't like chocOlate
10. my absolute fav movie right now is The Hangover.
11. when Erika gets bored...this is what happens!!
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5688_530791811971_18002424_31579383_1268334_n.jpg

[Danger Mouse]

the ther day at work, i bought a arizona Tea.. i drunk a little. i left it on the table, came back about 30 mins later. Drunk some more, i took the final tilt upward to finish it off...and there was a bee in my drink...

/rape
lol

[Ed]

10. I have a cat named Bull that we trained to shit in the toliet

vids or it didnt happen

[Catnip]

^^ did it taste like honey bahhah jk.

1. i unfortunetly live in SC..wanting to move to the ATL.
2. I <3 diet coke
3. I love my car.
4. i love the sound of A BOOSTED car.Pssssssssssssh
4. I use to live in orlando
5. i have a 2year old son Aidan
6. i shop and text to keep my life flowing haha
7. i go back to school in aug for nursing
8. i LOVE drake/lil wayne & day 26.
9. i don't like chocOlate
10. my absolute fav movie right now is The Hangover.
11. when Erika gets bored...this is what happens!!
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5688_530791811971_18002424_31579383_1268334_n.jpg
Nudes happen?

ever had a cock on your forehead?

[DR_Imports]

^^ did it taste like honey bahhah jk.

1. i unfortunetly live in SC..wanting to move to the ATL.
2. I <3 diet coke
3. I love my car.
4. i love the sound of A BOOSTED car.Pssssssssssssh
4. I use to live in orlando
5. i have a 2year old son Aidan
6. i shop and text to keep my life flowing haha
7. i go back to school in aug for nursing
8. i LOVE drake/lil wayne & day 26.
9. i don't like chocOlate
10. my absolute fav movie right now is The Hangover.
11. when Erika gets bored...this is what happens!!
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5688_530791811971_18002424_31579383_1268334_n.jpg

Cute :)


4. i love the sound of A BOOSTED car.Pssssssssssssh --->> @ My sig... lolll

[teh bri]

perv.

[u8myore0]

hahahahahah i told u already that when i read ur sig it made me seriously lol.

[Catnip]

hahahahahah i told u already that when i read ur sig it made me seriously lol.


I bet mine makes you cum.

[StreetHazard]

I bet mine makes you cum.

I fapped to your sig ^^^^

[Red_Phoenix]

my name is Rayna
I am Canadian
I speak four languages fluently English German Spanish and French
I've nearly died 4 times
I work in manufacturing blinds
I own both cars Merkur imported here for only a few years and love them
I hate dogs but LOVE reptiles. I currently own a Black Throat monitor and can;t wait till he's six feet long.
I could eat fruit roll ups all day every day
I'm a red head and fiesty as the stereotypes describes it
I love to travel.
I've lived in four countries
I like to colour in colouring books.
Cars and lingerie are two of my favorite things
I didn't learn to write till I was 9.
I know how to crotchet.
I hate freckles.

[DriVaH]

i was made in jamaica.
i can drive most anything. (hence the name drivah)
my pimphand is strong.
that is all........

[DJ Maestro]

Cars and lingerie are two of my favorite things

Two things I certainly love about you. :D :D :kiss: :D

[JITB]

^^ did it taste like honey bahhah jk.



it tastes like bee soaked in arizona tea in 90 degree weather... :(

[DR_Imports]

Two things I certainly love about you. :D :D :kiss: :D

QFT.. :goodjob:

[DJ Maestro]

QFT.. :goodjob:

Hell yeah. I am truely blessed to get to wake up next to her every morning. :D

[MINI]

1. My name is Chase.
2. Born and raised in Rome.
3. Fell in love with cars after seeing a Del Sol in 98/99.
4. At one time could name every car that passed and what body kits looked good on it LOL.
5. I have no friends.
6. I have never had a loyal girlfriend.
7. At one time I knew exactly my plans for each car that I could possibly own, totally forgot about Mini's.
8. I can tell within moments of first talking to a girl if we'll last or not.
9. Was into Rice 98-Present. So stuck on body kits and shit I didnt realize the scene shifted.
10. Have worked at an elementary school for 4 years lol.
11. I have 9 pet chickens.

[BKgen®]

GAY THREAD IS SUPER FUCKING GAY.

[MINI]

GAY THREAD IS SUPER FUCKING GAY.

And you came crawling to it. :blah:

[BKgen®]

yeah.

[Red_Phoenix]

1. My name is Chase.
2. Born and raised in Rome.
3. Fell in love with cars after seeing a Del Sol in 98/99.
4. At one time could name every car that passed and what body kits looked good on it LOL.
5. I have no friends.
6. I have never had a loyal girlfriend.
7. At one time I knew exactly my plans for each car that I could possibly own, totally forgot about Mini's.
8. I can tell within moments of first talking to a girl if we'll last or not.
9. Was into Rice 98-Present. So stuck on body kits and shit I didnt realize the scene shifted.
10. Have worked at an elementary school for 4 years lol.
11. I have 9 pet chickens.

Thats insane. Our family had one. She made so much noise when it came to lay an egg. she HAD to sleep in the couch too. Wierd animals I tell u

[Jason..]

Thats insane. Our family had one. She made so much noise when it came to lay an egg. she HAD to sleep in the couch too. Wierd animals I tell uHello hot stuff lol.

[4dmin]

All I know is that this morning I woke up and promised myself that I will not work to pay bills only. I will work to save money and fucken have fun.

THE END.

[DR_Imports]

Hell yeah. I am truely blessed to get to wake up next to her every morning. :D


lucky basterd! chicks who like lingerie and cars kick ass!

[DR_Imports]

All I know is that this morning I woke up and promised myself that I will not work to pay bills only. I will work to save money and fucken have fun.

THE END.

GOOD for u man.. it sux to work just to pay fukn bills!!

[bookthief]

-I'm the youngest of 2 siblings
-My favorite wild animal is the cheetah
-I like to draw/sketch/read during my leisure time
-I love to be organized
-My favorite colors are green, purple, and black
-I also like crafting(making bracelets/keychains/etc)
-I had braces when I was younger
-I'm scared of heights

[The Ren]

1.) I was born in Memphis Tn.. Home of Elvis

2.) My grandmother passed away 01-01-2008

3.) I share the same birthday with Michael Jackson

4.) I Have owned 6 cars since 2002. I still own 2 of them.

5.) I have only made payments on 1 of my 6 cars.. the rest were fully paid for outright

6.) I rather drink juice then Coke

7.) I have 11 peircings

8.) I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world whom I hope to marry one day

9.) I have a small obsession with Supras and shoes.

10.) My Favorite Colors are Red and Black

11.) My eyes change from blue, gray, to green depending on what color im wearing, my mood, and the weather.

12.) Since I was about 10 I have always hung out with mainly guys

13.) Me and my two sisters are the only female cousins on my moms side of the family (and all the grandkids have been male as well)

14.) My hair changes color in the sun.

15.) I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue and unwrap a starburst with my tongue as well

16.) I have a thing for men with blue eyes and dark hair.

17.) I have a pitbull and a cat..I have a thing for big dogs.. I want a Cane Corso soooo bad!

18.) I almost died in a car accident back in 2004.. and I actually got to meet the EMT who recesitated me.

19.) I have colored my hair since 2002.. and finally decided this year to go back to my natural color, which turns out to be darker then I remembered.

20.) I love flipflops and will even wear them in the winter with sweat pants and a hoodie

21.) I have a love/ hate relationship with my blackberry storm

22.) I am the baby of my family, and my mom never lets me forget it too.. specially when introducing me to new people

23.) I used to model for limited too when I was younger

24.) I am 5'4 1/2 and im the tallest of my three sisters..

25.) I am 5th generation american on one side and 4th generation on the other but my family comes from Russia and Israel.

[StreetHazard]

[QUOTE=The Ren]1.)

15.) I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue and unwrap a starburst with my tongue as well

pics or you lie like a snake in the grass

[The Ren]

[QUOTE=The Ren]
15.) I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue and unwrap a starburst with my tongue as well

pics or you lie like a snake in the grass

That would be more like vids wouldnt it?

[StreetHazard]

[QUOTE=StreetHazard]

That would be more like vids wouldnt it?


vids, pics, whatever...just semantics at this point

GIVE EM UP!

I sent you a neeked pic of me in a bathtub (well you and the rest of AI)
its the least you could do

[LizBiz]

1. I was born in raised in Georgia

2. I love to write

3. I'm an English major that can't spell for the life of me

4. I'm African American/Black

5. I'm cool with everyone, if you don't like me then there is something wrong with YOU

6. I drive a BMW FINALLY car note free

7. I laugh all the time

8. I spent 4 years learning Spanish only to forget most of it after 2 years of Japanese

9. I can't seem to get along with females, we can be catty attention loving bitches that can be happy one day and hate your ass the next day.

10. My phone is an extension of my body...without it I am lost. I don't know anyone's # by heart lol

11. I hate vodka with a passion, love Southern Comfort thanks to Echo, and on a scotch trip now thanks to TDS.

12. I'm smarter than your girlfriend.

13. I have an extreme shoe addiction

14. I have a slight OCD and have to end on an even number.

[03RCode]

1. I'm Zach
2. I've lived in the same small town since I was like 2, and I know damn near everyone here on a first name basis.
3. I race quads on a national level, and have been racing them since 2004.
4. I've owned over 30 cars in 4 years.
5. Women are the root of all evil, yet I can't stay away.
6. I've been to 46 states, plan to see the rest very soon.
7. I've never been out of the country, but that will soon change too.
8. I'm more into rock crawling then racing, and one day I'll have my Toyota back together and get back into it.
9. I'm scared of next to nothing, which will get me hurt one day I'm sure.
10. This thread sucks.

[Catnip]

-My favorite colors are green, purple, and black


You'd like my valve cover

[LizBiz]

You'd like my valve cover and your 3rd leg :lmfao:

[Catnip]

and your 3rd leg :lmfao:

Everyone likes my third leg though :)

[LizBiz]

Everyone likes my third leg though :)let me know when it's not purple, green, and black anymore :goodjob:

[itsjustdee]

1. i'm dee
2. i used to live in duluth, ga.
3. now i'm in cleveland, ohio.
4. i have a 18 month old daughter.
5. thinkfast is my bf. lol
6. i love taking shots of crown.
7. i'm too lazy to do this.
8. this thread sux.
9. check out my post in the garage sale (:
10. 23 minutes until i have to leave work.

[Catnip]

1. i'm dee
2. i used to live in duluth, ga.
3. now i'm in cleveland, ohio.
4. i have a 18 month old daughter.
5. thinkfast is my bf. lol
6. i love taking shots of crown.
7. i'm too lazy to do this.
8. this thread sux.
9. check out my post in the garage sale (:
10. 23 minutes until i have to leave work.

You date a gay guy?

[Red_Phoenix]

[QUOTE=The Ren]


vids, pics, whatever...just semantics at this point

GIVE EM UP!

I sent you a neeked pic of me in a bathtub (well you and the rest of AI)
its the least you could do






I never received such pics so give them up.

[itsjustdee]

You date a gay guy?

what? no. wtf. :thinking:

[Buttons]

1. I was raised in Columbus, GA and born in Albany, GA.

2. I've been in love with supras since I was 11.

3. I started going to car meets when I was 15 and that's when I joined IA.

4. I finally own a car that's 2jz powered :) and it makes me happy.

5. I go to Columbus State at the moment.

6. This fall I'm moving to Kennesaw to go to KSU.

7. My cell phone is my life. I've had one every single day since I was 10 1/2 years old.

8. I graduated a year early in high school, because I couldn't stand the place.

9. I hate kids, but I love my niece so much. She's in the ER right now, and it makes me sad.

10. I've been physically handicap since December 1st. I have a bad foot. The bones finally healed, but the ligaments and tendons are very weak.

11. I change my degree I want every few months. Right now, I'm settled on a education major.

12. I've never been in love, because I feel love takes time.

13. I hate my sister so much, yet I still listen to all the advice she gives me.

14. I don't have any wrecks or tickets. People say a lot of shit about girl drivers, but I think I'm fairly good.

15. I work for my parents.

16. I buy more than I should from Victoria Secret.

17. My life is boring besides random car meets I go to.

[StreetHazard]

what? no. wtf. :thinking:


LOL! :lmfao:

[Buttons]

oh yeah

18. I've had sex with all 38,649 memebers of this site.

[Catnip]

oh yeah

18. I've had sex with all 38,649 memebers of this site.

We aint bumped nasties :(

[StreetHazard]

7. My cell phone is my life. I've had one every single day since I was 10 1/2 years old.

.



we didnt even have PAGERS when I was 10 years old! geezus im old

[StreetHazard]

oh yeah

18. I've had sex with all 38,649 memebers of this site.

not me...I feel left out :( when are you going to pencil me into this very busy schedule of yours?


We aint bumped nasties :(

dammit Catnip ME FIRST! I dont wanna be lapping up whats left of your man juice!

[Buttons]

We aint bumped nasties :(

Sigh, you must have forgotten :cry:


we didnt even have PAGERS when I was 10 years old! geezus im old

Yeah, my first phone was that big brick nokia thing. i used to play snake on it for hours.

[Jason..]

Sigh, you must have forgotten :cry:



Yeah, my first phone was that big brick nokia thing. i used to play snake on it for hours.Cool sig!!!

[Buttons]

Cool sig!!!

thanks... jason (speedminded) made it for me and took the pics.

[StreetHazard]

thanks... jason (speedminded) made it for me and took the pics.

gay guys do take great photos!

[Motivation]

Well... I am my own grandpa.. You see what happened was:


Many, many years ago

When I was twenty three

I got married to a widow

Pretty as could be.



This widow had a grown up daughter

With flowing hair of red,

My father fell in love with her

And soon the two were wed.



This made my dad my son-in-law

And changed my very life.

Now my daughter was my mother,

For she was my father's wife.



To complicate the matters worse

Although it brought me joy,

I soon became the father

Of a bouncing baby boy.



My little baby then became

A brother-in-law to dad,

And so became my uncle,

Though it made me very sad.



For if he was my uncle,

Then that also made him brother

To the widow's grown up daughter,

Who of course was my step-mother.



Father's wife then had a son

Who kept them on the run,

And he became my grandson

For he was my daughter's son.



My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue.

Because although she is my wife,

She's now my grandma too.



If my wife is my grandmother,

Then I am her grandchild.

And every time I think of it

It simply drives me wild.



For now I have become

The strangest case you ever saw,

As the husband of my grandmother,

I am my own grandpa!

[StreetHazard]

^^^^ cant read a blue font on a grey background, try again

[Motivation]

^^^^ cant read a blue font on a grey background, try again

Change your background. The font is red, btw.

[Catnip]

[QUOTE=Buttons]Sigh, you must have forgotten :cry:
[QUOTE]
Just come remind me ;)

[bookthief]

You'd like my valve cover


post pictures and i'll decide.

[Catnip]

post pictures and i'll decide.

Just about to ;)

[hondachik]

I have to poop. :(

[Firefightin_tC]

1.) Born in New York.

2.) Raised in Atlanta.

3.) Have a serious resentment for my own Father.

4.) Oldest by 11 years.

5.) I drive a Scion tC, which I love.

6.) I have a hard time driving a stick.

7.) Secretly want to be a MMA fighter.

8.) Undercover Poet.

9.) 3 Tattoos with 2 more in the works.

10.) I'm living in Saudi Arabia for the next year.

11.) I hate going to church but I have a good relationship with God.

12.) I can't wait to be a Daddy.

13.) I've dated only one black chick in my entire life.

14.) Was engaged to #13 but realized she wasn't going to be good for me.

15.) I'm a Firefighter.

16.) I love cartoons.

17.) Most people think I'm white.

18.) I'm not white.

19.) I played college football.

20.) I never cried during a movie.

21.) My kindness isn't a sign of weakness.

22.) I've been in jail once.

23.) I'm afriad of Spiders.

24.) I am a really nice guy

25.) I want to learn another language.

[Kelly]

I have to pee, but I'm to lazy at the moment to go to the bathroom...


:dunno:

[Kelly]

14.) Was engaged to #13 but realized she wasn't going to be good for me.

Um... Fail

[Firefightin_tC]

Um... Fail

Uh...FTMFW.

Since that day, I've been completely happy and been given chances to do alot of things that people dream about, can't do, or won't do.

:goodjob:

[Kelly]

No, I mean for being engaged that young... How old are you now?

[Firefightin_tC]

I'm 25.

I was 23 when I was engaged. And yes, I know the error of my ways now.

Hence why I left the country...make my money, travel, then come home buy my house (IN FULL!), and go back to a stateside Firefighter somewhere.

[LizBiz]

No, I mean for being engaged that young... How old are you now?haha we've all been there....or at least close to it. :doh: lol

[Firefightin_tC]

Yup. Every since then I've been running around free and clear!

OH GLORIOUS DAY!

And the day there is a chick can get me to settle down...

...well God Bless her, lol.

[Kelly]

OHHHHH... I had a total blonde moment. I thought you said you were engaged at 13! lolol - self owned!

[Firefightin_tC]

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH....

[Kelly]

I sowwy, long day :(

[Firefightin_tC]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm 37th hour of a 72 hour day.

[Kelly]

But then you get how many days off?

[Firefightin_tC]

Well, I'm working mandatory OT so I get off on Friday. And back to work on Saturday. Usually I have a 24 on/24 off routine.

Back home it was a 24/48.

[Kelly]

Oh... I gotcha. Well props for what you do :goodjob:

[Firefightin_tC]

Mucho gusto!

And props for the PHAT paycheck!

Let's here it for TAX-FREE MONEY!

[hondachik]

Nice convo u two have going on here :love:

[Firefightin_tC]

Someone seems a wee bit jealous! LOL! J/K

[Kelly]

Nice convo u two have going on here :love:

:thinking:

[hondachik]

Nope, just bored. :(

[Firefightin_tC]

Welcome to the club!

[DJ Maestro]

Welcome to the club!

Shouldn't you be out enjoying some KSA pootytang or something on your day off? IA is the last place you should be when bored in a foreign country. :goodjob:

[LizBiz]

Shouldn't you be out enjoying some KSA pootytang or something on your day off? IA is the last place you should be when bored in a foreign country. :goodjob:If he did that I'd kick his ass!!!!!

[Firefightin_tC]

Shiiiiit...I wish I was off.

I'm working, I'm in the Alarm room, so I'm surrounded by computers, lol.

And the last thing I want to KSA pootang...because THEY ARE ALL COVERED UP!

Going to Bahrain in August...so I'll finally get see something other than sand.

[Firefightin_tC]

If he did that I'd kick his ass!!!!!

And I've been spoken for, LMAO!

[Red_Phoenix]

25.) I want to learn another language.

I want to also but i think the language part of my brain is full.


as far as leaving #13 why is it all of a sudden it seems like black guys want a white chick?:thinking:

[DJ Maestro]

And I've been spoken for, LMAO!

Oh damn! My bad! :doh: :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

I want to also but i think the language part of my brain is full.


as far as leaving #13 why is it all of a sudden it seems like black guys want a white chick?:thinking:

LizBiz is gonnna teach me Japanese.

But it's never a white/black thing with me. It's just who I get along with. We got along great and everything, but once we moved in and started to live with one another, she became a real bitch and it was something that after while I couldn't deal with for the rest of my life.

I'm a E.O.D - Equal Opporunity Dater.

[Red_Phoenix]

If he did that I'd kick his ass!!!!!

Tell him like it is!!

[Red_Phoenix]

LizBiz is gonnna teach me Japanese.


I'm a E.O.D - Equal Opporunity Dater.


LOL!!! Reps!!:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

Hell yeah REPS!

[Red_Phoenix]

LizBiz is gonnna teach me Japanese.

But it's never a white/black thing with me. It's just who I get along with. We got along great and everything, but once we moved in and started to live with one another, she became a real bitch and it was something that after while I couldn't deal with for the rest of my life.

I'm a E.O.D - Equal Opporunity Dater.


She has pink chopsticks! maybe if your student she will share.

[Firefightin_tC]

She better! Or I'm just gonna hafta GANK 'em!

[LizBiz]

Hellz yea!!!! Nihongo dai suki desu ne!!!! Watashai wa Sensei!!! YAY I love my chop sticks!! I got some more :ninja: lol You remembered hahahaha!!!

[Red_Phoenix]

I should get liz to teach me loli speak. hmmmmm....

[Firefightin_tC]

Uh....uh...

HAI!

[LizBiz]

hahaha @ Loli it's all about how you say it, not what you say.

[DJ Maestro]

I should get liz to teach me loli speak. hmmmmm....

You speak loli quite well. :ninja:

[Firefightin_tC]

BEDROOM SPEAK!

[Red_Phoenix]

[QUOTE=LizBiz]Hellz yea!!!! Nihongo dai suki desu ne!!!! Watashai wa Sensei!!! QUOTE]


....ummm....errrr...YEAH YOU TELL EM!!.......:thinking:

[Red_Phoenix]

You speak loli quite well. :ninja:


I speak everythign BUT a loli language

[LizBiz]

You speak loli quite well. :ninja: Eww... TMI!!!!! No fair!!!! Can I has :idb:?

[Firefightin_tC]

Eww... TMI!!!!! No fair!!!! Can I has :idb:?

October, woman. :ninja:

[DJ Maestro]

I speak everythign BUT a loli language

Not what you said the other night. ;)

[LizBiz]

October, woman. :ninja: :eek: hahahahaaha!!!!! :boobies::ninja:

[Firefightin_tC]

Don't act like you don't know!

I'll put my belly on yo' back! HAHAHAHAHA!

[LizBiz]

4some!!!!!!!!!!!! IA Relationship thread!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[JEY$JDM]

Hmmm...

Born in GA, but raised in NY

Have only owned Honda Civics (RICER!)

I hate RICERS! AHHAHAHA and <3 JDM

I broke my toe last night. 4th time Ive broken a toe.

LOVE sk8boarding.

MUSIC.... I AM GHOST IS TEH BEST BAND EVA

BUT my fav song is Dust In The Wind (Kansas)

My current car is another 90 Civic hatch.

The Jerk, Caddy shack, Superbad, Clerks II are my fav movies!

Fuck You Jay Leno!

[Red_Phoenix]

Not what you said the other night. ;)

:thinking:

[DJ Maestro]

:thinking:

:D :kiss:

[Red_Phoenix]

October, woman. :ninja:


oooooooweeeeee!!! Liz j00 gonna GET SOME!!! :bump:

[Firefightin_tC]

HAHAHAHA! YOU DAMN SKIPPY!

[Red_Phoenix]

Hmmm...


I broke my toe last night. 4th time Ive broken a toe.




Fuckingeh dude!! 4TH time breaking a toe??? Walk much?? Hope it heals fast for ya.

[DJ Maestro]

HAHAHAHA! YOU DAMN SKIPPY!

oooooooweeeeee!!! Firefightin_tC j00 gonna GET SOME!!! :bump:

[Red_Phoenix]

HAHAHAHA! YOU DAMN SKIPPY!

*mental pic of firefightin TC jumping out of his chair in the alarm room doing the running man because he is getting laid in oktober.* (others are looking on in jealousy)

[Firefightin_tC]

oooooooweeeeee!!! Firefightin_tC j00 gonna GET SOME!!! :bump:

HAHAHAHAHA!

I'm workin' on it! :ninja: :D

[DJ Maestro]

*mental pic of firefightin TC jumping out of his chair in the alarm room doing the running man because he is getting laid in oktober.* (others are looking on in jealousy)

Surprisingly I am not jealous. :thinking:

[MINI]

Apparently I missed something lol

[Firefightin_tC]

*mental pic of firefightin TC jumping out of his chair in the alarm room doing the running man because he is getting laid in oktober.* (others are looking on in jealousy)

In a pair of combat boots, beige BDUs, and a navy blue t-shirt!

[HypnoToad]

hmm

[Firefightin_tC]

Surprisingly I am not jealous. :thinking:

That's cuz you're getting it now and not stuck in the desert.

[MINI]

hmm

x2 lol

[Red_Phoenix]

Surprisingly I am not jealous. :thinking:

Your not in the middle east where he is either. all pootang there is covered up with quilts.

[LizBiz]

*mental pic of firefightin TC jumping out of his chair in the alarm room doing the running man because he thinks he is getting laid in oktober.* (others are looking on in jealousy) Fixed :goodjob: :lmfao: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

[HypnoToad]

my names hypnotoad and im this many years old

[DJ Maestro]

Your not in the middle east where he is either. all pootang there is covered up with quilts.

Ewwww, that makes for some stinky, sweaty Arabian womenz under that mess. Do not want!! :eek: :no:

[Firefightin_tC]

I'VE BEEN OWNED!

INTERNATIONAL OWNAGE!

[MINI]

Soon I am putting an intake on a Maxima, Putting coilovers and an exhaust on a 95 Corolla LOL. These new kids dont know what JDM is, thank god.

[Red_Phoenix]

this is TC right now

[Firefightin_tC]

Ewwww, that makes for some stinky, sweaty Arabian womenz under that mess. Do not want!! :eek: :no:

Bingo.

Now add 72,000 dollars and welcome to my world, lol.

[DJ Maestro]

my names hypnotoad and im this many years old

That's too young. You'll have to be banned now until you are old enough to come back here. Kthxbai. :goodjob:

[JEY$JDM]

Fuckingeh dude!! 4TH time breaking a toe??? Walk much?? Hope it heals fast for ya.

LOL

thanx

[Red_Phoenix]

Ewwww, that makes for some stinky, sweaty Arabian womenz under that mess. Do not want!! :eek: :no:

now you understand why the man is excited

[Mk3 VR6]

ugh.. i got a drug test at 5 today.. am so gonna fail it .. fml! :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I wanna go buy some gold shoes.

[DJ Maestro]

Bingo.

Now add 72,000 dollars and welcome to my world, lol.

Tax free 72,000....DO WANT!!! :goodjob:

[MINI]

I WANT NOS

[Red_Phoenix]

LOL

thanx

I'll rep ya for the lirl though

[HypnoToad]

That's too young. You'll have to be banned now until you
are old enough to come back here. Kthxbai. :goodjob:

fuck

[DJ Maestro]

ugh.. i got a drug test at 5 today.. am so gonna fail it .. fml! :lmfao:


http://hkham.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hm36drugs-are-bad-posters.jpg

[Red_Phoenix]

ugh.. i got a drug test at 5 today.. am so gonna fail it .. fml! :lmfao:

Chug water. and pee all that you can.

[LizBiz]

HAHAHAHAHA @ Pic

[Firefightin_tC]

Tax free 72,000....DO WANT!!! :goodjob:

Don't we all?

Oh wait! I have!

Mainstream here I come!

[MINI]

Hypnotoad is like an old man right?

[Firefightin_tC]

Chug water. and pee all that you can.

Or drink Vinegar.

It'll suck...but you'll pass.

Don't ask me how I know. :ninja:

[HypnoToad]

yep

[MINI]

Psh I wish I had to take a drug test, that would mean I might have a job lol.

[DJ Maestro]

Hypnotoad is like an old man right?

No, he's this much......like you junior. :yes:

[MINI]

I never know these days

[HypnoToad]

exactly dj

[Red_Phoenix]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I wanna go buy some gold shoes.


they would sever you well. If you ever got lost in the desrt without and flares they could still find you.

[HypnoToad]

red,idk if u know this.........but godzilla is on ur whip

never saw that episode of my pimp my ride

[Firefightin_tC]

Exactly! So many purposes, they'll pay for them selves!

And chicks did gold shoes!

[DJ Maestro]

Ask Michael Johnson about gold shoes. He had some and was fast as fawk in them! :eek:

[Firefightin_tC]

And now he's dead.


























...too soon?

[Red_Phoenix]

red,idk if u know this.........but godzilla is on ur whip

never saw that episode of my pimp my ride


That godzilla is my iguana that I had for 14 years. He used to protect my whip from asshole with belts and keys that liked to lean on my nice paint at car meets. I miss him lots!!:cry: I haz another monitor leezard now. Can't wait till he's six feet!

[DJ Maestro]

And now he's dead.


























...too soon?

Micheal JOHNSON......Johnson. Read it desert boy. :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

It's the heat, man.

It's the heat.

[HypnoToad]

That godzilla is my iguana that I had for 14 years. He used to protect my whip from asshole with belts and keys that liked to lean on my nice paint at car meets. I miss him lots!!:cry: I haz another monitor leezard now. Can't wait till he's six feet!

i sorry i had a iguana too.........then a bastard cat killed him:(

[DJ Maestro]

i sorry i had a iguana too.........then a bastard cat killed him:(

I haz a cat, but I am pretty sure the monitor lizard will eat her when he hits 5-6 feet. :doh:

[Red_Phoenix]

Exactly! So many purposes, they'll pay for them selves!

And chicks did gold shoes!

i bet where you are gold shoes are a hijab and burka dropper.

[Red_Phoenix]

i sorry i had a iguana too.........then a bastard cat killed him:(

should kill the cat...:ninja:

[LizBiz]

You can wear ur gold shoes and ride another Camel!!!!!!!!!!! That didn't do nothing for ya??

[ShooterMcGavin]

should kill the cat...:ninja:
:stupid:

[Firefightin_tC]

Hahahahaha! I'm not sticking around long enough to find out. My contract is for a year and I may extend for another 6 months and play it by ear from there.

[Firefightin_tC]

You can wear ur gold shoes and ride another Camel!!!!!!!!!!! That didn't do nothing for ya??

My cash and prizes are still mad at me for that day.

[HypnoToad]

should kill the cat...:ninja:

i did,in the dryer:ninja:

[Red_Phoenix]

I haz a cat, but I am pretty sure the monitor lizard will eat her when he hits 5-6 feet. :doh:

there are days I wish he would eat her now....:ninja:

[Red_Phoenix]

i did,in the dryer:ninja:

thast not very ninja-ish.. I bet you coudl hear the screams for blocks.

[Firefightin_tC]

So the lizard eats pussy?




Oh yeah...I went there...

[HypnoToad]

nah,i filled it up with towels too........i mean might as well get the laundy done while im at it.

[DJ Maestro]

there are days I wish he would eat her now....:ninja:

She really has become a bit more of a pain in the ass lately hasn't she?

[Julio]

This thread is full of failure

[DJ Maestro]

This thread is full of failure

You're just jealous. :lmfao:

[Red_Phoenix]

nah,i filled it up with towels too........i mean might as well get the laundy done while im at it.

multitasking....i like the way you think

[Red_Phoenix]

She really has become a bit more of a pain in the ass lately hasn't she?

yeah I'm about ready to find a tom to give her a good ol fashion hippie fucking then maybe she will be nice again.

[HypnoToad]

multitasking....i like the way you think

exactly my time is very valuable....plus the dryer sheets cover up the smell

[Red_Phoenix]

So the lizard eats pussy?




Oh yeah...I went there...


I see what you did there

[DJ Maestro]

For the desert dweller....

Michael Johnson's Gold Shoes!!

http://www.east-buc.k12.ia.us/99_00/BH/mjo/mj2.jpg

[Firefightin_tC]

I see what you did there

I've been discovered! :eek:

[ilovemyhonda.]

this is TC right now

:lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

And just think...that's from the thought of it!

Imagine what'll happen when it comes true! YAY!

[Red_Phoenix]

And just think...that's from the thought of it!

Imagine what'll happen when it comes true! YAY!

then you will feel like one of these. Driving one of these...

[Firefightin_tC]

HAHAHAHAHA!

And then I'll have to kill myself....twice

[Red_Phoenix]

HAHAHAHAHA!

And then I'll have to kill myself....twice


then like this???

[DJ Maestro]

then like this???

Urkel is the man! :lmfao:

[Firefightin_tC]

Damnit! I'm at work!

LMAO!

More like Wayne Brady.

I'm harmless.

[DJ Maestro]

Damnit! I'm at work!

LMAO!

More like Wayne Brady.

I'm harmless.

http://partmule.com/wayne_brady.jpg

[HypnoToad]

exactly....wayne brady haunts my dreams

[JEY$JDM]

I'll rep ya for the lirl though
LOL

I get ya back when I can...