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quickdodge®
07-12-2009, 09:19 AM
Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

and the other says, "What's the rodeo?"

"well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"

Later, QD.

slow_hatch
07-12-2009, 09:30 AM
Lol, heard it before, but still funny :goodjob:

FasTech
07-12-2009, 09:33 AM
Never heard it. Very funny though.

SouthrnStyle
07-12-2009, 10:02 AM
Ive always like this one but i believe the dirty pirate is better!

FasTech
07-12-2009, 10:07 AM
i believe the dirty pirate is better!



Please Share. :goodjob:

WalkS
07-12-2009, 10:37 AM
Lol!

SouthrnStyle
07-12-2009, 11:08 AM
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

FasTech
07-12-2009, 11:10 AM
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!



Repped. :lmfao:

BlueLude94
07-12-2009, 12:28 PM
Two guys in a bar are discussing "positions" so one tells the other, "Well my favorite is the rodeo!"

and the other says, "What's the rodeo?"

"well, first you get your wife down and start to do her doggy style, then when you're halfway done, you bend over and whisper in her ear, 'you know, this is your sister's favorite position too' and then try to hold on for 8 seconds!"

Later, QD.
I've heard this one but instead of whispering "this is your sister's favorite position too" you whisper, "I've got AIDS"

Kevykev
07-12-2009, 12:57 PM
Hahahahahahhahaaaaaa I actually liked that one Rue.

LoL

600 Double R
07-12-2009, 02:47 PM
hahaha good ones

Kevykev
07-12-2009, 04:00 PM
hahaha good ones

Wait... did i miss one? :???:

wtf?

DB4LYFE ™
07-12-2009, 04:20 PM
lol.....

~DB4LYFE

C-loS109
07-12-2009, 04:22 PM
haha good one!!!

VooDooXII
07-12-2009, 04:49 PM
I've heard a variation on this, but this one's better. Nice, hahaha.

all_american_gurl09
07-12-2009, 09:38 PM
wow... if wtf? did that to me i would kill him

WTF?
07-12-2009, 09:41 PM
wow... if wtf? did that to me i would kill him :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

all_american_gurl09
07-12-2009, 09:43 PM
ya and u know i would

E=MC˛
07-12-2009, 10:02 PM
The Sneaky Rafiki - Doing the girl from behind, when you about to come put your thumb in her ass and spin her around, when she goes to put your cock in her mouth run your thumb across her forehead and say "SIMMMMMBA"

cm7k24
07-13-2009, 01:09 AM
lol

nismo_92
07-13-2009, 01:10 AM
lmao

Humphrizzle
07-13-2009, 01:20 AM
a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Thought it was called the angry pirate

SixSquared
07-13-2009, 07:00 AM
I always heard that you get her completely naked, and have all your friend bust in and turn on the lights and try to hold on for 8 secs. Either way, still funny. Dirty pirate/angry pirate makes me LOL every time.

ShooterMcGavin
07-13-2009, 10:38 AM
great joke! please post again!

j0nbunklah0m
07-13-2009, 10:47 AM
The Sneaky Rafiki - Doing the girl from behind, when you about to come put your thumb in her ass and spin her around, when she goes to put your cock in her mouth run your thumb across her forehead and say "SIMMMMMBA"


LMFAOOO repppps

Master Shake
07-16-2009, 09:05 AM
I always heard that you get her completely naked, and have all your friend bust in and turn on the lights and try to hold on for 8 secs. Either way, still funny. Dirty pirate/angry pirate makes me LOL every time.same here. except have her riding reverse cowgirl and then someone comes in with a camera, and you hold her on for 8 secs.

itsjustdee
07-16-2009, 09:10 AM
lol

Dirty Octopus™
07-16-2009, 12:28 PM
much lolz! :D