So I just "omegled"

[quickdodge®]

Try it here at www.omegle.com. Lolol. Here is my convo:

Stranger: hi
You: Stranger?
You: You are stranger?
Stranger: yes
You: OMG!!!!!
You: I can't believe this!
Stranger: why
You: I've been looking for you for a long, long time
Stranger: why
You: I have something I have to tell you
Stranger: go ahead
You: I was at that bar a few months ago and had wild, ravishing sex with a stranger.....
You: Now, I'm pregnant
You: And you're name is Stranger
Stranger: oh it's a pity
Stranger: oh, it's none of my business
You: But you're Stranger and I did the deed with Stranger....
You: 1+1 you know
Stranger: what?
Stranger: whats your point
You: It has to be you!
Stranger: oh i gotta fuck u again
Stranger: now
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: NOW I KNOW IT's YOU!!! That's the same thing you said that got me in the sack in the first place
Stranger: yes
Stranger: bitch
You: We are going to be the world's first male couple to have a baby....the normal way
Stranger: ..................................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[The Ren]

bwhahahahah

[NickW]

LMAO!!!! That was very good man.

[aaronfelipe]

WTF you're going to get me HOOKED!

[ironchef]

Stranger: Hello pretty lady! ready for hot talk?
You: only if you say please
Stranger: please
Stranger: :-D
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 12
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Ren]

hahaha

[b@d @pple]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: ahhh
You: hi
Stranger: handsome boy here
You: lol homo
Stranger: How old are u
You: almost 13
Stranger: o
You: hahaha
Stranger: Boy or girl ?
You: both
Stranger: - -,
You: lol
Your conversational partner

[MachNU]

lol wtf!

[The Ren]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi there o/
Stranger: where do you live ??
You: My mama said im not supposed to talk to strangers
You: or give them personal information
Stranger: so, you should GTFO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[green91]

I keep getting non english speaking people on there.

[b@d @pple]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ho
Stranger: hi
You: hiho
You: hohi
Stranger: asl?
You: hmmm..14/f/ga
Stranger: what is ga
You: its a state
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[b@d @pple]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: m?
You: f?
Stranger: me male
Stranger: y?
You: lol..cause it seems this site is full of homo dudes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MachNU]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: howre u?
You: good, u?
Stranger: good good
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Jim, u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quickdodge®]

Stranger: any fotos?
You: I like big butts and I cannot lie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[b@d @pple]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: zorak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Ren]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: adult?
You: child?
Stranger: no
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[b@d @pple]

its gonna rule when one of us talks to each other

[The Ren]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: :)
Stranger: hi
You: :(
Stranger: whats wrong
You: Oh I thought we were having a smiley war
Stranger: nope
You: Damn!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[b@d @pple]

Stranger: Yes?
You: yes what?
Stranger: No nothing, xd a friend and i decided to say Yes? till we find eachother. xd
Stranger: lol
You: ahhh weird
Stranger: No we're just smart. :3
You: hmm maybe
Stranger: Maybe... ?D:
You: uhmm are those really odd "smilies"
Stranger: Eh, yeah.
You: makes me wanna put on my wizard costume and rub one out to animal porn..weird?

[Zach79zx]

Stranger: Yes?
You: yes what?
Stranger: No nothing, xd a friend and i decided to say Yes? till we find eachother. xd
Stranger: lol
You: ahhh weird
Stranger: No we're just smart. :3
You: hmm maybe
Stranger: Maybe... ?D:
You: uhmm are those really odd "smilies"
Stranger: Eh, yeah.
You: makes me wanna put on my wizard costume and rub one out to animal porn..weird?

you sir get the reps best one so far :lmfao:

[The Ren]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy!
You: Oh Hai there!
Stranger: asl?!
You: Ok come on now are you that dense.. doesnt the line before your hey said.. not to say asl
You: cause its boring?
You: Be more thoughtful then that
Stranger: i dont follow rules
You: Oh so youre gay then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[b@d @pple]

Stranger: I have a penis
You: hey me too..but i dont like penis
Stranger: do you have an anus?
You: no im a conehead,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quickdodge®]

Stranger: 你好。こんにちわ。
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: ?
You: i love you, too
Stranger: ?
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: i won't hurt you
You: why not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[b@d @pple]

Stranger: 我需要女生
You: fuckin jap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Ren]

Stranger: horny? :)
You: Not for you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can make u horny with my sexy big penis :)
You: Can we play tummy sticks?
Stranger: tummy sticks? what is it?
Stranger: :)
You: Well.. I have a penis.. you have a penis.. Think!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SiRed94]

Wow, there are some Pedos on that site.

[quickdodge®]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: helloooooo, there
You: i can be either one...just takes a few minutes
Stranger: ok... originally... r u m or f?
You: f
You: are you fixing to end this conversation?
Stranger: no
Stranger: let's talk about something...
You: about what?
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: what do u want talk about?
You: i don't know...
You: what do u want to talk about?
Stranger: oh... talk about you...
You: I am the smartest man on the Net
Stranger: wasn't u a girl?
You: i was ...originally
Stranger: r u lesbian?
You: silly little dude
You: AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!
You: sorry
You: my fingers have Tourette's
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 27
You: Can I be Frank with you?
Stranger: yes...
You: Ok, cool. Who will you be with me?
Stranger: i don't know...
Stranger: sorry
i've to go now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[Magnus213]

This thread is going places

[SiRed94]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: why do you think the sky's blue?
You: Because it is a reflection of the ocean.
Stranger: the only decent answer
You: yepp
You: ....
You: So, what's your favorite beer?
You: I know Dos Equis is shit....
Stranger: carlsberg
You: Never heard of it. I am Sam Adams kinda guy.
Stranger: never heard of it
You: Not so much the beer though, just the CosPlay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[LostSolVTEC]

ok this has to be someone else from IA hahahaha

Stranger: Fuck
You: you
Stranger: Oh yeah
You: mmm hmmm
Stranger: From ?
You: your ass to your mouth
Stranger: Epic Fail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quickdodge®]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: F
You: H or A
You: ?
Stranger: hatsa h or a
Stranger: whats*
You: human or animal?
Stranger: h lol
You: damn
Stranger: u
You: i guess no animals get on this site
You: human
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so how old r u
You: Years ago, I was about 34
You: now I'm 35
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 28
Stranger: a lil yougerbut well
Stranger: owell*
You: could you pretend that you are an animal?
Stranger: y
Stranger: se me a pic and i will
Stranger: snd
You: just pesonal satsfaction.....
You: if you could just moo like a cow for a minute, and then I'll be yours
Stranger: mooo
Stranger: moooo
Stranger: mooooooo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: moo
You: Now tell me to eat mor chicken
Stranger: eat more chickn
You: I am getting tremendously wet right now
Stranger: nowwhat
Stranger: send me a pic
You: of a cow?
Stranger: no of u
You: of all of me or just my penis?
Stranger: u
You: all i have are pics of my johnson
Stranger: by bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[The Ren]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: both
Stranger: thats not rue
Stranger: true*
Stranger: now u are just a liar
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[04sleepa]

Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: F
You: H or A
You: ?
Stranger: hatsa h or a
Stranger: whats*
You: human or animal?
Stranger: h lol
You: damn
Stranger: u
You: i guess no animals get on this site
You: human
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so how old r u
You: Years ago, I was about 34
You: now I'm 35
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 28
Stranger: a lil yougerbut well
Stranger: owell*
You: could you pretend that you are an animal?
Stranger: y
Stranger: se me a pic and i will
Stranger: snd
You: just pesonal satsfaction.....
You: if you could just moo like a cow for a minute, and then I'll be yours
Stranger: mooo
Stranger: moooo
Stranger: mooooooo
Stranger: lol
Stranger: moo
You: Now tell me to eat mor chicken
Stranger: eat more chickn
You: I am getting tremendously wet right now
Stranger: nowwhat
Stranger: send me a pic
You: of a cow?
Stranger: no of u
You: of all of me or just my penis?
Stranger: u
You: all i have are pics of my johnson
Stranger: by bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

lmfaoooo

[Frög]

You: i want your vagina
Stranger: super. i don't have one
Stranger: (:
You: what do you have
You: i will settle for something else
Stranger: hahaha no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Maverick]

oh man i wish i wasnt at work i wanna try this out

[Frög]

someone is going to run into another one on IA

[SiRed94]

Some of these ppl don't care how ridiculous the convo gets, they won't disconnect.

[HypnoToad]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: monkies?
Stranger: hi dude whats up
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: why not
You: cause monkies are sexy
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't think so
You: cause thier sexy
You: i think.......
Stranger: this is your opinion
You: and what is your,u more of a dog person i bet
Stranger: die in hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: pick one: 1. male 2. female
You: 3.dog
Stranger: nice
You: bark
Stranger: fukc u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SiRed94]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Please only speak if you are here to fulfill sexual desires.
You: I am tired of the animal traffic on here.
Stranger: >.<
You: Are you Asian?
Stranger: so what
You: Lol
You: Why do all asians have a karaoke machine?
Stranger: cuz we love singing

[HypnoToad]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: heys
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hows it goin?
You: not so good
You: got a problem
Stranger: Whats up?
You: umm last night i was very lonely...and the george forman grill seduced me
Stranger: Oh shit
You: and now im rethinking my actions
Stranger: Okay first things first
Stranger: Scrape your foreskin off the grill before your girlfriend comes back
You: i thought if i put ground beef in it would help
You: i know,shes gonna be mad isnt she
Stranger: Yeah bro- Shes not gonna be able to make you breakfast
You: fuck i always do this.............1st the toaster,then the VCR now this
Stranger: Look ive got a solution for you
Stranger: You know about the "donkeypunch"?
You: alright man,im very open..............ithink my pee hole is grew alittle,is that bad?
Stranger: your japseye?!
Stranger: oh shit dude
Stranger: you better put a cocktail stick down there to fish anything out
You: that one....its not a cracker's eye
You: now
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: you should probably just kill yourself
Stranger: but make it public
Stranger: and blame it on the internet
You: fuck....im thinking bout it
You: alright man,you been big help...i kinda go take care of some things
Stranger: good luck brother

[b@d @pple]

Stranger: sticking my dick in your cunt
You: chickenfucker
Stranger: you're a chicken?
Stranger: go figure
You: youre a fucker?
You: importatlanta ownz you ass niggerbaby
Stranger: well I am fucking you, my poulty pal
Stranger: you get buttseks from your cowboy father
You: lol no sir i get anal love from darth vador
Stranger: lulz, he is your father, Luke
You: i fucked chewy
Stranger: Yea, you would
You: your mom?
Stranger: Chewy has got some nice tits though
Stranger: my mom?
You: a mom
Stranger: Yea, she spewed me out of her vag
Stranger: kind of like I spew into your moms vag
Stranger: but in reverse
You: oh sweet but my moms not a chicken
Stranger: no, she's a hen
Stranger: duh
You: oh yes
You: so it seems you use this sit for the same thing i do
Stranger: the lulz?
Stranger: yea, pretty much
You: yes the lulz
Stranger: sometimes I have good conversations
Stranger: but not often
You: i have had some interesting ones
You: where from?
Stranger: teh continental states of unionhood
Stranger: your fine feathered self?
You: lol teh unconstitional states of chicken heads
Stranger: oh, cause, I was gonna ask if you'd suck my dick
Stranger: :d
You: well only if you put on the sexy wizrd hat with cow slippers
Stranger: hell yeah I'm wearing mah wizard hat
You: baller
Stranger: əqɐq ʞɔıp ɥɐɯ ʞɔns ʍou ˙ʇı pıp pɹɐzıʍ ɐ
You: you wanna make sexorz wuth a baby goose
You: how the fuck....
Stranger: wizard hat = wizard powers
Stranger: fucking duh
You: i want i want
You: show me the way gandor
Stranger: just google upside down text generator or something.
Stranger: I'm not gonna explain the real way
You: oh fuck your wizrd hat
Stranger: w/e babe, you know you want to suck my flip-side cockles
You: flip-side cockles huh
Stranger: yea
Stranger: like a reversi-cock
Stranger: but better
You: nice i like better
Stranger: would you like it with butter?
Stranger: I know you're a bit of a fatty, it's ok
You: no...melted wookie buttsex juice
Stranger: aw man, you want the rich stuff
Stranger: fucking fatties
You: yup
You: i hate fatties
Stranger: w/e your mouth is worth it
Stranger: I'll splurge a little
Stranger: :d
You: youre goddamn right
You: ******
Stranger: slanty eyed cock suck with the sideways slit
Stranger: :/
You: lawlz
Stranger: w/e, I'd fuck you on your side, I'd all work out
Stranger: :P
You: i wanna watch you materbate with a popsicle in your butt dressed up like a porcupine in a clownsuit on a highwire riding a black dick shaped moped
Stranger: one usual coming up
You: sir?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: would you like extra moped?
You: yup
Stranger: yea, I figured
Stranger: you whore
You: im a whore,and you fuck baby ****** kids
Stranger: yea, well.. you're a whorish young black bitch
Stranger: so it all evens out
You: mybe youre correct..i wann grilled cheese
Stranger: i'll grill up some of mah cheese for you
You: man cheese
Stranger: your favourite
You: funny i watched a porn once and like 8 dudes jerked in a bowl and this chick put it on the stove and make a scrambled cum sandwich..real talk
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ....
Stranger: Omg
Stranger: can I request sauce?
Stranger: o_o
You: yes you can
Stranger: officially requesting sauce on that ridiculousness
You: what kinda sauce kind sir?
Stranger: the 'where do I find this' kind
Stranger: isn't that the only kind?
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: you know.. awesome-sauce
You: yea yummy sauce
Stranger: in case of failure to deliver sauce, break glass and have urinal relations with mah pennorz
You: i will insert metal rod into pennorz and makez teh saus---age
Stranger: one way to make sure it's a stiffy
You: im bored
Stranger: but for reals though.. you're a girl, and you're made of this? o_O
Stranger: or do you just play one on tv?
You: o_0?
Stranger: 0_o
You: me likes
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: I am thrown off by this lack of succinct answer. Apache Chief powers, failing D:
You: epic failure in effect
You: /thread
Stranger: w/e I'd still tap it. Akbar can suck my nuts
Stranger: with fishy gills
You: i dont like akbar
You: fishy gills and panda poo
Stranger: that's cause he's in your business, declaring gender emergencies
You: in my anus declaring a state of erection
Stranger: yea, same thing
You: fuck you niggeranus
Stranger: I'm playing with my erector-set inside you
You: fuck this..i gotaa eatzorz some mexican and rape some goat toes
Stranger: fuck your mom.
You: twice
Stranger: with a double ended dildo
Stranger: serious, I tried to get into normal conversation
Stranger: you didn't bite
You: when
Stranger: and now all we're left with is the bitter taste of lulz
Stranger: way back when I was like 'for reals, what's your gender'
You: let normal convo commence
You: oh ..male
Stranger: cause androgynous mystery meat is confusing
Stranger: yea, figures D':
You: true
You: no bitch could come up with anything remotely lulz
Stranger: I know .__.
Stranger: that's why it would of been so epic
You: yea i would marry her
Stranger: fucking find of the millenia
Stranger: I would raep it in my basement dungeon forever
Stranger: .... same thing though
You: yea everyday with lulz
You: i think its coming to a sad end
Stranger: yea, it is
Stranger: I kind of have to go do stuff
Stranger: cause its noon
You: oh well..me too
You: its 1 here
Stranger: here too actually
Stranger: in like 3 minutes
You: where from? realz
Stranger: but.. I generalize
Stranger: maine
You: ahh ga here
Stranger: gorgia peaches in der house
You: lol
Stranger: i have family out that ways
Stranger: Atlanta side
You: i have no family up der
You: im in atlanta
Stranger: :O
You: well just north
Stranger: neato
Stranger: yea, I have no idea where they are exactly
Stranger: I'm a bad relative
Stranger: :/
You: lol me too its allgood
Stranger: well, it was nice lulzing with you at any rate
You: later lulz
Stranger: Anon, I salutes you
Stranger: also
Stranger: the game
Stranger: :D
You: peacenigger
You have disconnected.

[One_Bad_SHO]

You: hi

Stranger: anyone here ?

Stranger: hi

You: I can already tell, you're a guy.

Stranger: yep

You: You used a space after the word "here", before the question mark.

Stranger: and u 2 right ?

You: I'm a psychology major

Stranger: well ...really..?

You: The 2 dots after the word "really" and before the question mark indicate that you have 3 testicles.

Stranger: so u r doing psychology work here ? hOHO

You: No, I was just pointing out the obvious. How old are you?

Stranger: just from the fucking “space and dots” ？

Stranger: u can tell me then how old am I ?

You: That's impossible to tell through this kind of psychological evaluation. However, after reviewing your grammar I'd say you are between the ages of 15-18

You: .....and you're a minority.

Stranger: u r fucking wrong my friend.. im20


You: I'm not your friend, buddy!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Frög]

You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
You: 10
Stranger: hey
Stranger: hI
You: i just learned that
Stranger: Haai
You: i can do it in reverse too
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: i just learned that
Stranger: for?
You: school
You: you wouldn't happen to be a catholic priest?
Stranger: what you mean?
You: i am just looking for someone to, well you see..
You: i want to cuddle
You: and catholic priests do it so well
Stranger:
what are they do?
You: they ask me what i have done
You: and i confess and tell them i played with my pecker
You: and they forgive me but say i have to show them how i did it
You: they are just really really nice to me
Stranger: mmm what you are doing?
Stranger: before it
You: look i just want to hang out
You: how old are you
Stranger: 19, u?
You: 13
You: can you guide me?
Stranger: for?
You: i can't seem to keep my hands of my weewee
You: it just feels so good
Stranger: i dont understand..
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: can you explain with another words?
You: i enjoy playing with my ding ding dong because the act yields much pleasure
You: where are you from, my love
Stranger: that game?
You: you could call it a game
You: while I play with it, i just think of Father Robert touching me
You: and I want you to be my Father Stranger
Stranger: but im female
You: its ok, just talk with a deep voice and touch me
You: i love this "game"
You: can we do this forever?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Z0_o6]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!
Stranger: fail much
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


WTF LMAO

[Frög]

Hypno Toad - you got reps :lmfao:

[Z0_o6]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im bella
You: so, whats a fun fact about yourself?
Stranger: ???
Stranger: crazy
You: I can eat an entire hotdog without chewing.
You: Can you do anything cool?
Stranger: really
Stranger: im not a genious like u
Stranger: sorry
You: obviously, genius.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: mistake
You: however it doesn't take a genius to swallow if you know what i'm sayin
Stranger: i never tried it before.but iguess icannot
You: i bet you have tried before, you just couldn't. no need to be embarrassed!
You: it's a skill!
Stranger: ok i cannot.it is necessary to do that?
Stranger: right?
You: well, it is definitely not necessary, but it's a hell of a conversation starter at parties
Stranger: o a good start
Stranger: amazing
You: so is there anything cool you can do? gotta be something!
Stranger: ....................maybe nothing special
You: you mean to tell me you can't even tie your shoe strings in a special knot or something?
You: WOW
Stranger: u r looking some excitement?
Stranger: i van
Stranger: can
You: excitement? what more excitement do i need? i can deepthroat a goddamn coney!
Stranger: i dont think it is cool?
Stranger: o
You: jesus christ you're boring.
You have disconnected.

[SiRed94]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey\
You: HOWDY
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm a mother.
Stranger: im a guy looking for some dirty talk and pictures disconnect if your not interested
You: Alright.
You: I have some pretty dirty pics of my son.
You: he's 11
Stranger: i want them of you
You: Gotta buy me a drink first. kekeke
Stranger: anything you want baby =]
You: Baby???
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: new york
You: The last guy who called me that, was finishing on my face after a 2 hour anal session.
You: And that Jew was from New York too.
Stranger: o thtas a turn on
You: Fucker didn't even pay me.
Stranger: what an asshole id pay you
You: And I couldn't chase him because I was torn.
You: Aww, you'd pay me for anal?
Stranger: definatly
Stranger: what do you look like
You: Well, I'm about 5'6" short brown hair. Deep blue eyes. Same color stache.
You: I've been told my pecs are spectacular. Along with my washboard abs.
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[Bajjani]

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I didn't even get a chance to say hi, wtf

[Frög]

Identity's is hilarious

[HypnoToad]

Hypno Toad - you got reps :lmfao:

cool reps bro


ill do another one later,lol

[SiRed94]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: um wtsp
Stranger: watsup
You: Not much. What it do?
Stranger: huh?
You: Sup?
You: What's up?
Stranger: k
Stranger: uh
You: However you young folks are talking these days.
Stranger: young folks?
Stranger: just say hi
You: Oh, ok.
You: Hi.
Stranger: good
You: So, when do we exchange nudes?
Stranger: WHAT?!?
You: My friends say there is a nude photo exchange here. On this very site.
Stranger: um bye
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[Bajjani]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny girl??
You: HORNY LITTLE BOY
You: Would you like to teach me things
You: You can pretend you're my priest
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[Z0_o6]

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Stranger: wtf
You: hi!
Stranger: poel
Stranger: are
Stranger: odd
Stranger: on here
Stranger: *people
You: yeah people are def weird
Stranger: hhiiii
You: i had somebody telling me some pretty horrible stuff earlier
You: i don't like all that crap
Stranger: like wha?
You: something about hotdogs
You: it was disgusting
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats groos
You: i mean, i like learning stuff, but not getting grossed out
Stranger: one of the reasons im a vegatarin
You: really? that sucks
You: i ate steak last night for dinner
Stranger: no it doesnt meat sucks
You: what did you do wrong to become a vegetarian?
You: you MUST have done something wrong
Stranger: it was my chose i got sick of meat
You: i don't even know what to say to that
You: this steak was the best steak i think ive ever cooked
Stranger: omg no ick
You: it was medium rare, so at least the animal didn;t suffer for long on the grill
You: you wanna know something interesting?
You: Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.
You: thats gotta suck when that happens
Stranger: omg i have to go ow byebyee
Stranger: haha
You: why?
You: you seemed pretty normal
Stranger: cuz my lovely friends want the compter
You: except for all the gay soybean and tofu stuff
You: tell your friends to get their own computer
Stranger: ha ok byebye hes geting angry
Stranger: they dont have one atm
Stranger: we are sharing a laptop in a hotel
You: i was just trying to share info!!! everyone deserves to know about rectal prolapse! you will learn one day i bet the hard way.
You: just tell him to be gentle
You: and use lots of lube, don't need to have a blowout back there
Stranger: haha hes lie dying to check tumblr and his myspace
You: ohhhhh, he;s gay
You: i got ya
Stranger: haha hes nto gay
Stranger: thats fersure
You: DEFINITELY protect your butthole then
Stranger: haha not gay man
You: hey, im not here to judge
You: i dont have a problem with gay people
Stranger: f/m? btw
You: i mean, IM not a flaming homo, seeing as how i don't find twitter or myspace or any of that shit necessary
You: but if you enjoy riding the bologna pony its cool
Stranger: haha weare in a band
You: like an elton john cover band?
Stranger: lmao no
Stranger: ya know thoses cliche popunk bands
Stranger: ya one of those
You: yeah they're gay too
Stranger: with a chick singer
Stranger: me
You: are you emo?
Stranger: haha no...
You: i bet you have the black hair thing goin on, with about 4 metric tons of makeup
You: if you sing punk you gotta be emo
You: its like a fact of life
Stranger: no i only wear mascars and have brown hair
You: i think its in the bible im not sure though
You: yep, here it is, "and God said, there will be emo's that sing crappy, and they will lavish unto the world the joys of watching them cut. And then he said it their bandmates would be homo's"
Stranger: well not i realy have to go andy is threating to cut my hair off
You: yep, right there, scientific fact
You: cut your hair off?
You: do i need to call someone for you?
Stranger: yeahh hes got scissors and shit ready
You: that sounds abusive
Stranger: i know righ??!!??!
You: hold on, im calling 911 now
You: where are you?
Stranger: well i gotta go now im in az
Stranger: byebyebebyebyebbeyebybebybebyebyebeybebybebyebybey beybeybeye
You: yeah, you're gonna have to wait a couple hours
You: try to fight him off til they get there
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[Z0_o6]

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You: how do you feel about the word "******"?
Stranger: alright
Stranger: you?
You: yeah umm im black and it offends the shit out of me
You: nice to know it doesn;t bother you though cracker
Stranger: of course
You: of course? what you mean of course?
Stranger: i meant what i said and i said what i meant
You: thats great you dr. seuss face potato necked beotch
Stranger: nice one
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[SiRed94]

LOL^^^

[Z0_o6]

man i love this omegle shit it is AWESOME

[Frög]

You: can i feel your insides
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ur male?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: why dont u talk to me?
Stranger: ur busy
You: WEH
You: I AM HERE
You: sorry
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats ok
You: i want to feel your insides! is that ok?
Stranger: ur a female?
You: How would i feel your insides?
You: if i was a female
Stranger: feel your insides<< what is that mean?
You: can you do something for me?
You: I have a favor to ask
Stranger: maybe
You: i am in great dire need
You: can you bend over
Stranger: ya u say
Stranger: maybe i can help u
You: bend over
You: and spread those cheeks for me
Stranger: wow
You: what?
Stranger: ur sentense just like a novel talk
You: because i can never let you part
You: i want you forever
You: in my heart
Stranger: well.....
You: so will you do that?
You: i want to clean your colon
Stranger: = =
Stranger: no~
Stranger: i cant think about that
You: why not?
Stranger: are u a chinese?= =
You: No, are you?
Stranger: im come from taiwan
You: that is awesome
You: i love little asians
Stranger: haha
You: their petite body
Stranger: thank u
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u?
Stranger: from?
You: America
Stranger: wow
Stranger: boy?
Stranger: or girl
You: Boy
You: you?
Stranger: me too
You: Can I slide my dragon in you toilet outlet?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: if u can
You: why can I not?
You: Is it too tight?
Stranger: u have dragon?
You: yes
Stranger: = =
You: It's dying to meet you
Stranger: where?
You: lower abdomen
Stranger: haha
You: thats where you can usually spot him
Stranger: okok
Stranger: i know~
Stranger: ur english is very good= =
Stranger: but im poor
You: well thank you
Stranger: welcome~
You: your english is very good too ching pow!
Stranger: ching pow?
Stranger: whats that?
You: A name I have given you! You can give me a name too!
You: What would you like to call me?
Stranger: ok
You: throbbing dragon ?
You: I would like that
Stranger: amarican dragon
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u like dragon very much i think~
You: i love dragons!
Stranger: why?
Stranger: usa have dragon too?
You: yes, much bigger ones!
Stranger: nono
You: I think
Stranger: i think it snack
Stranger: ya what u think?
Stranger: quackly
You: snake?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u know= =
You: you like snakes?
Stranger: i like plane
Stranger: do u eat snakes?
Stranger: we eat
Stranger: cool or not?
You: no, we put them in our mouth
You: but dont bite
You: that would be bad
You: not cool
Stranger: bullshit== ?
Stranger: ar u circus
You: circus?
Stranger: u dont know circus?
Stranger: just like a clown
You: i just want to talk about your dark hole of pleasure
You: and whether or not I am authorized to enter
Stranger: okok
You: Would you allow me to poke your stomach?
Stranger: but i think im so shine
Stranger: no
You: sad day
You: :(
Stranger: but u can eat my feet finger= =
Stranger: well...
You: i would enjoy it more than you know
Stranger: can u teach me english?
Stranger: ya i think u can= =
You: I can penetrate you?
Stranger: ya
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[HypnoToad]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: i'm in love
You: cool
You: me too
Stranger: nice (: with who?
You: hmm a stranger :)

[HypnoToad]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: charles!
You: dun dun
You: DUN!
Stranger: ahhhh charles got in my head :(
Stranger: CHARLES NO!
You: its better than where charles got into me
You: =[
Stranger: ...i'm not so sure about that.
You: i am
You: ..
Stranger: but i feel your pain...is this veronica?
You: maybe
Stranger: veronica would never say that!
Stranger: who are you?
Stranger: for real? and where did charles get you
You: why,people change
Stranger: charles is a son of a bitch
You: idk if i can talk bout it....lets just say pain and duct tape was involed
Stranger: was the duct tape because he likes a challenge
Stranger: i know that bastard likes a challenge
You: no,i couldnt move
Stranger: son of a bitch
Stranger: you're male aren't you
Stranger: i know charles too well :\
You: no im not y
Stranger: that's charles' style.
Stranger: i mean, if you're not veronica
Stranger: pics for proof.
You: u got a thing for me?
Stranger: what thing
Stranger: what kind of thing
You: love
You: for me veronica
Stranger: not if you don't have pics to prove
You: i dont need to
You: fine if u dont wanna talk
You: ill leave
Stranger: leave then, veronica
Stranger: break my heart all over again
You: k i will
You: ur a ass
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: you just are unwilling to prove anything
Stranger: how am i supposed to deal with that?
Stranger: i know charles hurt you too but damn
Stranger: i need some kind of ground to stand on here
You: im sorry
You: if u dont beleive me
You: we dont have anything
Stranger: well i will always have love for you veronica but what if you're really just charles pretending to be her
You: whatevere
You: im leaving
Stranger: :(
You: cant till with immature people
You: deal
Stranger: ...what is immature about how i am acting here?
Stranger: doesn't hurt to be safe.
You: its called trust
You: we dont have it and never will
You: cause of u
You: bye
Stranger: ...stop being like that
Stranger: we can still meet up later like we planned
You: idk ow
You: now
You: i dont think it will work out
Stranger: you know it will!
Stranger: it already has, veronica
Stranger: and what a workout
You: yea but that doesnt matter
You: if u dont trust me
You: i think im gonna have to end it
Stranger: i do i'm sorry dear
Stranger: don't do this to me, not at a time like this
You: whos veronica?
Stranger: you said it was you!
You: what?
You: im brad
Stranger: oh bradley
Stranger: you lied to me
Stranger: one too many times.
You: veroica is at my house
You: she put me up to this
You: sory
Stranger: how scandalous. you can tell her i will never fuck her brains out again.
Stranger: adios.
You: k,i will when she looks up agian
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[600 Double R]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: how you doin
Stranger: pretty good, dnt know what to do with my husbands body tho
Stranger: you?
You: wondering wtf...
Stranger: why? death is a part of life
You: sounds like you murdered him
Stranger: nooo he went in his sleep
You: well you bury someone who dies
Stranger: i want to savor these last minutes with his corpse
You: well im sure his cock is dead too
Stranger: damn fucking him was next on my to do list, thanks for ruining it!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Echonova]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: charles!
You: dun dun
You: DUN!
Stranger: ahhhh charles got in my head :(
Stranger: CHARLES NO!
I seriously LOL'ed for realz... If you don't know... Watch about a minute in.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/th_e5db6263.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/?action=view&current=e5db6263.flv)

[HypnoToad]

I seriously LOL'ed for realz... If you don't know... Watch about a minute in.
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/th_e5db6263.jpg (http://s185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/?action=view&current=e5db6263.flv)

lol,yea i know....i hope the guy wasnt serious when i told him i was that girl,lol

[MachNU]

:lmao:

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: guy or girl?


You: depend?
Stranger: im a guy and im horny so i hope your a girl :P
You: Wow isnt that a coincedence i am a guy and horny to! Can we be horny together?
Stranger: nope
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[600 Double R]

lol ^

[MachNU]

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Stranger: 2m
Stranger: 22m
You: Wow kinda a sad start
You: You went from a 2 meters to 22 meters!
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:lmao: never seen one disconnect so fast! :lmfao:

[600 Double R]

Stranger: male lookin for hot female who will send pics
You: sol
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haha that was quick

[MachNU]

holy shit i have one thats actually jsut chatting! wtf!

[MachNU]

holy crap been talking with the same person for 10 minutes now, and they are going point for point with my bullshit! :(

[600 Double R]

haha ive been talking to this one person about sumo wrestlers lmao

[MachNU]

holy shit finally!

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Stranger: hola hablas espanol?
You: sorry me no hable espanol
Stranger: thats ok i'm english lol
You: darn
You: Wanted the reciepe for the tacos at Taco Bell
Stranger: lol sorry man
Stranger: usa?
You: you got my hopes up!
You: maybe
Stranger: maybe haha what does that even mean!
You: Maybe = might be might not be
Stranger: well thanks for the clarification
You: I hear websters dictionary gives a better definition
You: S how about yourself?
Stranger: how about myself what>
Stranger: ?
You: Well you asked if i was from the us, so where are you from?
You: mexico? canada?
Stranger: wasn't thinking that far back - i live in the moment
Stranger: UK!
You: you live your life 10 secs at a time?
Stranger: yeah like a goldfish
You: well fuck, that was my line!
Stranger: plays hell with modern living
Stranger: i know it was - i'm a psychologist lol
You: really, because i am crazy
You: its fate!
You: but on a side note did not know that the UK needed psychologist, everyones so "friendly" over there!
Stranger: well there is some distance between psychology and psychiatry
Stranger: bollocks - we are all wankers over here
You: well first step is admitting it
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i want to live on the continent at some point
Stranger: fucked if i'mgoing to stay here
You: England?
Stranger: ye
You: bumer!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: which state are you from?
You: GA
Stranger: aha georgia!
You: its a small place just outside of new york!
Stranger: midnight train to georgia and all that
You: yeah, or lonely nights in ga
Stranger: lol are u lonely?
You: are you?
Stranger: lol mabe a bit right now but on the whole, not really
You: you arent whole? so you do feel lnely then?
You: that or your missing a piece of yourself, which in that case, might want to bring some attention to that
Stranger: you are familiar with the expression - we have already established that you speak english
You: but what if i was really spanish, and just knew how to speak those few lines of english?
You: and then that line saying that? then what?
Stranger: then i'd grab another beer, sigh and light another cigarette
You: que?
Stranger: tu eres una punta
You: speaking of beer, i need to hit up the fridge!
Stranger: sorry i meant puta
You: una ma minuto
Stranger: you mean uno minuto
You: ah alguien de Inglaterra que puede hablar español
Stranger: si yo puedo
Stranger: you have been on babel fish!! lol
You: lol
You: not there
You: some other low budget website
Stranger: lol i see
Stranger: you like florence and the machine?
You: never heard of it
Stranger: bastard - what music u like?
You: anything with beats, rifts, melodies...etc!
Stranger: such as..]
You: well seeing as how beats, rifts, and melodies just classified anything from early 60's to the mid to late 90's kinda hard to narrow it down after so many decades
Stranger: yeah but a favorite band..
Stranger: i even used the yank spelling there just for you
You: can one really have a favorite band?
You: yank spelling is really American!
You: Whats your favorite band?
Stranger: hmm....

[600 Double R]

wow that person didnt wanna let you go haha

[MachNU]

buhahahahahahahah

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: man a livly conversation this is
You: But i am glad you asked! I am doing well how about yourself?
You: Thats good to hear!
You: So hows life treating you?
You: Nice!
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[MachNU]

oh wow best one yet!

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Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: where from?
You: A planet far far away!
You: Yourself?
Stranger: in far far away itself
You: Never never land?
Stranger: yeah kind off.. looks like it
You: Wow you must be one of those kids that MJ liked to touch!
Stranger: naah.. not really his kind of age
Stranger: he liked 5year olds like you, not 17
You: So your saying that if you where that age you would have let him?
You: So your unhappy that you couldnt be on of those kids?
Stranger: no, just saying i didnt do it
Stranger: you say it
You: You didnt do what?
You: Didnt touch MJ back or did not touch the other kids?
Stranger: awwh poor baby.. dont understand do you
You: Well just trying to understand how prevertly messed up you are!
Stranger: tnx
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[MachNU]

this is to much fun!

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Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: glasses can be sexy
You: sure can
You: so can garage bags!
Stranger: how so?
You: pull them over the persons head and tie a string around the nexT! oh wow starting to get off!
You: neck*
Stranger: thats rad
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[MachNU]

and my last one! :lmao:

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Stranger: Hello
You: hello
Stranger: What's ur name
You: Sorry i am not aloud to talk to strangers!
Stranger: Haha um ok
You: What?
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: Landon
You: Like from the movie?
Stranger: Um yeah
You: Didnt you die at the end?
Stranger: Yeah
You: So if you died how are you talking to me now?
You: Are you a ghost?
You: Oh well ghost went away, guess i will just talk to myself!
Stranger: Cause i am not Landon from the movie I'm just Landon from puyallup washington
You: You sure?
You: Landons a pretty queer name, and not heard that often!
You: and by queer i mean wierd!
You: weird*
Stranger: Wow your a fag
You: Why you say that?
You: Why resort to name calling?
Stranger: Cause what's ur name
You: Did dying put alot of hate in your heart?
You: Currently at the momment the FBI told me to use Bob!
Stranger: Ok your retarded
You: Wow you must be 13
You: Resorting to name calling...so imature!
Stranger: Fuck you dude so many assholes on this site
You: Wow thats rude
You: But please do tell me how you really feel!
Stranger: Like this
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[tandem]

lmao.
I talked to the same guy twice.

Stranger: ....hello?

You: hey

Stranger: Are you by any chance one of those annoying mortals?

You: Human, yes

Stranger: Hmmmm... interesting. Perhaps you can help me. I am in a sort of a predicament.

You: What/

Stranger: I'm trapped inside the realm where neither Something nor Nothing exists.

You: I just talked to you! Pooped babies and mother's acne

Stranger: CUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUU!!!

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[Magnus213]

lmao.
I talked to the same guy twice.

Stranger: ....hello?

You: hey

Stranger: Are you by any chance one of those annoying mortals?

You: Human, yes

Stranger: Hmmmm... interesting. Perhaps you can help me. I am in a sort of a predicament.

You: What/

Stranger: I'm trapped inside the realm where neither Something nor Nothing exists.

You: I just talked to you! Pooped babies and mother's acne

Stranger: CUUUUUUUUUUURSE YOUUUU!!!

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Hahahaha

[quickdodge®]

tranger: hello :D
You: howdy sumbitch!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: how's it going?
You: aswell
You: swell
You: you?
Stranger: good
You: are you human or animal?
Stranger: i'm an animal
You: awesome!
Stranger: =D
Stranger: and you?
You: can you say my name as if I were pleasing you like never before?
You: the name's QD, by the way
Stranger: Q.......D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111 11111111
You: tell me I'm great to, as if I needed to hear it
Stranger: oh Q D!!!!!111111111111!#@!#@
Stranger: harder QD!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: that's what's up!
Stranger: (H)
Stranger: was that enough?
You: i think it was
You: what animal were you just then?
Stranger: a cat
Stranger: and you?
You: a rhinocerous
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Wow. Later, QD.

[JmDubz]

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You: hello
Stranger: The veins in my penis are deep purple.
You: like plum crazy purple?
Stranger: I'm actually scared
Stranger: I love you.
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WTF! lol

[JmDubz]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ed]

meh, i never have any luck with this site, but today i got some kid...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl??
You: 12/f/your room
Stranger: 14/m/your room
You: do you have nudes?
Stranger: maybe
You: i have nudes of your mom.
Stranger: ok
You: she's a hot little milf.
Stranger: i have nudes og you
Stranger: you're pritty
You: really? send them to me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: where is your sister? she is vagtastic.
Stranger: are you a horny little girl??
You: only for your sister.
Stranger: ok
You: send me nudes of her and i will send you mine
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: i think you are a male
You: why would you say that?
Stranger: cuz you want picture of my sister
Stranger: or do you really have a wet pussy
You: i do.
You: i like girls.
You: boys are ok.
Stranger: ok
You: how old is your sister?
Stranger: 8 and 16
You: hmmmm 16
You: send me pics of her wet puss and you can have mine.
Stranger: lool
You: lol
You: http://www.ratemymotivational.com/motivationals/13406-PEDOBEAR-Damn_hes_creepy.jpg
Stranger: ??
You: pedobear
You: he's awesome.
Stranger: LOL
You: he likes young girls like you.
Stranger: how wet is you're pussy??
You: do you like young girls?
Stranger: i like girls on my own age
You: how old are you?
Stranger: older than u
You: well?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: I have said that
You: shouldn't you be outside playing instead of being a nerd trying to pick up girls on the internet?
Stranger: HAHA, LOOL
You: are you fat?
Stranger: you are looking for girls on you're internett
Stranger: NO, I'm thin
You: you must be, thats why your loser ass is trying to pick up a girl on the internet.
You: then you must be a loser.
Stranger: and you are a girl
Stranger: haha, you are a looser
You: loser and looser are two different things fucktard.
You: go study, you need it.
You: do your parents love you?
Stranger: HAHA, I have 4,8
You: you have what?
Stranger: my parents love me better than you're parents love u
You: is that what they told you when they dropped you on your head?
Stranger: well, see you never; reetaard
You: wow that was lame as fuck
Stranger: haha
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: haha
You: you really must be 14 to come up with a lameass comeback like that.
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: haha
Stranger: HAHA
You: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from??
Stranger: i live next door
Stranger: and you are 47 years old
You: well cool. tell that cunt sister of yours to get naked. tell your faggot dad to leave cause im ready to fuck your mom. he can't get the job done so i will do it for him.
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: fat
Stranger: a male
Stranger: nothin to do
You: lol at least im not a 14 year old faggot loser trying to find a date on this lame ass site.
Stranger: HAHAHA, no you' are a fucking idiot trying to get naked picture og girls when you are one you'reself, you are just a fucking lesbisn
You: ok kid! i dont want pictures of your ugly retarded sister, she looks like a fucking ogre.
Stranger: kid
You: thats right.
Stranger: HAHA
Stranger: go to bed
Stranger: sleep well
Stranger: Bye
You: faggot.
You: leave.
You: gtfo
You: why are you still here?
You: are you that retarded?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Popsmear]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: im bored
You: Hi, me too.
You: Do you like farming?
Stranger: abit
Stranger: u?
You: Oh yes, I love farming.
You: What do you like about it?
Stranger: amm
Stranger: growing my own vegetables
Stranger: then eat them
You: There is nothing like the taste of a freshly grown vegetable coming from your own garden.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where are you from? :)
You: I am from Michigan. We have a lot of farms here. You?
Stranger: lithuania
You: Lots of farms there?
Stranger: yea
You: The one thing I dont like about farming though is having to milk grandpa. That gets pretty old.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ;d
You: He does not even make as much milk as the cows! I don't know why dad makes me do it.
Stranger: :D:D:D:D
You: Did you ever have do to that when you farmed?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: It's kinda weird but I don't mind I guess. You should always love and treat old people with respect my parents say.
Stranger: you shouldnt do it
Stranger: just say fuck it
You: I tried but dad put me in the basement for three days. Did you know you can eat your own poop?
Stranger: lol
You: I threw up a little at first but it was OK I guess.
Stranger: if i were you
Stranger: i would be already dead
Stranger: i would hand my self
Stranger: hang
You: Want to hear something freaky?
You: I am dead.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you are so sicking lying
Stranger: :D:D:D
Stranger: so bye,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MachNU]

this had to be someone on here!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Can you point me in the direction of Rivet City?
You: Why Yes i can!
You: Its due NNW, about 500 clicks!
Stranger: Thats Paradise falls you jerk!
You: I thought that was the same place!
Stranger: UGH
Stranger: Now im lost.
You: Sorry but i killed the radio host guy, so its kinda hard to learn the place
Stranger: WHY EVER WOULD YOU DO THAT!
You: BECAUSE THAT GAME WAS GAY AS FUCK!
Stranger: What did he ever do to you!?!?
Stranger: BLASPHEMY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wantsanS14]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: selam
You: whats up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and i had all my racist jokes lined up.

[quickdodge®]

THE END ALL!!!!

Stranger: Hey!
You: Hey
Stranger: Whats up?
You: nothing much, just been doing a lot of thinking
Stranger: about what?
You: we're no strangers to love
Stranger: define.
You: You know the rules and so do i
Stranger: I know, are you talking about the annoying people that only want sex?
You: yes....A full commitments what Im thinking of
Stranger: i agree.
You: You wouldnt get this from any other guy
Stranger: hahah yeah
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling....Gotta make you understand
Stranger: i understand, i feel the same way,
You: I'm never gonna give you up
Stranger: What?
You: Never gonna let you down
Stranger: oh. okay then.
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[SUBY_RUE]

ahahahahahaha.....Great song btw.....

[hondachik]

Stranger: Hi ask me any question.

You: Whats your name

Stranger: Mark

You: How many flings have u had?

Stranger: 0

You: wait...Mark from IA?

Stranger: YES.....

You: OMG

You: whats your SN

Stranger: wait.... who is this?

Stranger: i dont want some creep im-ing me... haha

You: Echonova

You: wait, are you echo too?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

You: HEY

Stranger: hi

You: how are u

Stranger: good

Stranger: u

You: r u a male or female?

You: i'm good. just ate my pork chops

Stranger: oh i dont eat pork f

Stranger: u

You: um

You: muslim?

Stranger: NO

Stranger: u

You: u don't have to get on caps

You: I'M A FEMALE

You: I EAT PORK

Stranger: wat

You: I am a female

You: what are y ou

Stranger: same

You: oh

You: ewe

You: I'm no homo

You: want me to play homo?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i like men

You: oh.

Stranger: noffense

You: me too

Stranger: k good

You: i LOVE men.

Stranger: same

You: no u dont

Stranger: i cant help it

You: u only like them. I love them

Stranger: you really

You: what kind of car u got?

Stranger: lexis

Stranger: u

You: and how long does it take to go 0-50

You: u lie. its spelled lexus

Stranger: wat ever

You: that's like me having a honda and saying its a hunda

Stranger: does it matter, i own it

You: it does

You: i thought lexus owners were smart

You: or do u only stare at the L?

Stranger: i got it for my sixteen birthday liek two years ago

Stranger: and i love it

You: yeah u didn't need it

You: u needed an Aveo

Stranger: no i like my car better

Stranger: it was either taht or a porshe but they are so annoying sometimes

You: your lexis?

Stranger: but good for parking

Stranger: no porshe

You: couldn't afford one so she named her daughter alexis?

Stranger: haha funny

You: did u google how to spell that first?

Stranger: you are such a bitch

Stranger: you lebsian freak

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MachNU]

lol this is how you turn it against someone when they where planning on fucking with you!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: DARLING READ MY LIPS
You: OKAY!
Stranger: WE'RE GOING DOWN LIKE SINKING SHIPS
Stranger: SINGING
You: WHAT DO THEY SAY?
Stranger: OHHHHHHHHOHOHOHHH
Stranger: OHHHHHHOHOHOH
You: OH MY GOD YOUR LIPS SAY YOU HAVE HERPES!
Stranger: OH SHIT
You: WHAT THE FUCK
You: WHY YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME AN STD
You: MAN THATS FUCKING WRONG!
Stranger: WE HIT IT OFFFFFF AND ONNNNN AGAIN
You: NOW EVERYONES GOING TO NOW
Stranger: WE ONLY SLEEEEP IN THE SAME BEEEED
You: I TOLD YOU THAT SMOKING POLES WAS GOING TO GET YOU A STD!
Stranger: NINETY NIIIINE RED BALOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
Stranger: FLOATING IN THE SUMMER SKYYYYY
You: so you dont deny being gay?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I LOVE NENA
You: wow interesting!
Stranger: DENYING
You: its alright to be gay!
Stranger: EVERYTHING
Stranger: I SEE YOU QUESTIONING ME
You: i have nothing against the gays
Stranger: homo
You: what you and your bf do in your bedroom is yalls business!
Stranger: lol :|
Stranger: im a girl
You: sure you are! maybe deep down inside you are
Stranger: LESBIAN LOVE PARTNERR~~~
You: do you dress up like a girl for your bf so he can anal rape you?
Stranger: ONE TEQUILA
Stranger: TWO TEQUILA
Stranger: THREE TQUILA
Stranger: F
Stranger: L
Stranger: O
Stranger: O
Stranger: R
Stranger: !
You: so it only takes you 3 tequilas for any guy to take you home? you most be the hit at the gay bars!
Stranger: NOPE
Stranger: IVE DOWNED SO MUCH OF THAT SHIT
Stranger: MIXED WITH VODKA
Stranger: AND MONSTER...
You: oh so your not the hit at the gay bar, your just cheap and easy?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: :DD
You: so you admit to being at the gay bar getting hit on by other men, for the chance at a cheap thrill?
Stranger: well, if you consider the gay bar daycare, then yes
You: i bet this is your favorite face! =O
Stranger: 8===================D~~~~o:
You: see once you admit it you start feeling better
Stranger: no
Stranger: im not feeling better
Stranger: in fact
You: i bet your asshole is like throwing a suasage down a hall way!
Stranger: i just might kilol myself
You: well thats always another way out
Stranger: yea
You: well i am not objecting to you doing it
Stranger: tell me a secret about yourself
You: but dont break your bf's heart over it, hes still your partner!
Stranger: tell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourselftell me a secret about yourself
You: um okay, a secret, i have no secrets!
Stranger: everyone does...
You: but why are you trying to change the subject, you dont like your sex life?
Stranger: mine is that i like little boys...
You: is it because of what your dad did to you as a kid?
Stranger: yes
You: a secret is something someone doesnt know, we have already established that you are a homo
You: i bet you love getting donkey punched!
Stranger: yesssss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[green91]

LOLOL @ QD Rick rolling them!!

[quickdodge®]

LOLOL @ QD Rick rolling them!!

Fucked that girl up, lolol. Later, QD.

[MachNU]

with QD's inspiration!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Stranger: sup
Stranger: oh
Stranger: dont rickroll me
You: * never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: thats so a year and a half ago
Stranger: wow
Stranger: geez
Stranger: even bel-aireing me is old.
You: Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[blaknoize]

Pedo's everywhere:
Stranger: name
You: somethin like A j
Stranger: f?
You: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Ren]

Stranger: horny? :)
You: Not for you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i can make u horny with my sexy big penis :)
You: Can we play tummy sticks?
Stranger: tummy sticks? what is it?
Stranger: :)
You: Well.. I have a penis.. you have a penis.. Think!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good luck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this is still my fav lmao!

[ranger250x]

Stranger: Hola muchacha
You: are you from spain???!!!
Stranger: Ew no
You: your accent is so fluent though
Stranger: i knowz, riiiiights?!
Stranger: ci
Stranger: ci!
Stranger: ayayayayayayyy
Stranger: TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
You: OMG you just blew my mind!
Stranger: i can does that
Stranger: wif my taco
You: do you like girls tacos?
Stranger: i eat any tacos
Stranger: as long as they not a penis taco
You: dont do those either
You: or brown tacos.... they are burnt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Me86Rob]

You: sup with ya bitch ass
Stranger: IF YOU DISCONNECT YOU WILL BE RAPED BY CANDLEJACK
You: promise?
Stranger: yeah
You: SWEET
You have disconnected.

[tractionless]

Stranger: Hello! Where from?
You: hey
You: Georgia
You: u?
Stranger: USA as well
You: what state?
Stranger: I live in Jersey
You: ohh
You: cool
You: male or female?
Stranger: m
Stranger: I'm fine talking with a guy who can keep up a convo.
You: are ya ?
You: well i got on here because im having trouble with coming out of the closet and my therapist said it would be good to talk to a total stranger about it.
You: but i dont do ass to mouth though
Stranger: mmkay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tractionless]

OK SO THIS IS THE BEST CONVO OF THE YEAR

REPS PLEASE

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: i just had the worst convo
You: lol
Stranger: i hate trollers
You: about?
Stranger: u don't want to knwo
Stranger: *know
You: sure tell me lol
Stranger: i'm almost starting to think omegle is really just one person
Stranger: u seem like you already know
You: huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have paranoia
Stranger: sorry
You: this is my 2nd convo ever lol
You: pretty funn though
Stranger: well neways
You: so what was ur last convo about?
Stranger: I was trying to cyber with someone if you must know, for the first time in a long time
You: ohh yea
Stranger: I don't normaly do that shit nemore
Stranger: the person was really just trolling
Stranger: I think though
Stranger: embarassing
You: were they cybering with u?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: well we didn't really cyber
Stranger: we didn't get to that
You: what did u guys talk about?
Stranger: we mainly just talked sexual
Stranger: well like, its not like we were roleplaying
You: was it a guy or girl?
Stranger: we were mainly just talking about what we like
Stranger: well, "supposedly" it was a girl
You: cool
You: u wanna cyber with me?
Stranger: she said she has 38 D's
Stranger: well, I'm a dude
You: i have a GT35r so i got that beat
Stranger: wow lol
Stranger: do u have cam
You: yea pretty big
Stranger: i do...
You: yea toda cams
Stranger: whats toda?
You: a type of cam
Stranger: oh, mines logitech
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cheap cam
Stranger: lol
You: for my k20 eg hatch with the gt35r
Stranger: k20 eg?
You: ohh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lol
You: lol u dont know what that is?
Stranger: no, I don't listen to rap so
You: its a type of sex toy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: used to make hondas go fast
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so ru a bbw?
Stranger: or do u like that term?
Stranger: idk
You: BBW?
Stranger: lol
You: ohh is this not honda-tech.com?
Stranger: lol TROLL
Stranger: HA
Stranger: lol
You: im a guy with a bbw cock
You: lol
You: loser
Stranger: sick man
Stranger: llol
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hellooooooooooooooo=)
Stranger: f\m
You: hello
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: from?
You: fuk is this an interrogation
Stranger: f\m
You: male
You: u?
Stranger: want to fuck
You: pics
Stranger: im f
Stranger: i will suk your cock
You: aite come thru

[choiiiiiiiii]

OK SO THIS IS THE BEST CONVO OF THE YEAR

REPS PLEASE

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: i just had the worst convo
You: lol
Stranger: i hate trollers
You: about?
Stranger: u don't want to knwo
Stranger: *know
You: sure tell me lol
Stranger: i'm almost starting to think omegle is really just one person
Stranger: u seem like you already know
You: huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have paranoia
Stranger: sorry
You: this is my 2nd convo ever lol
You: pretty funn though
Stranger: well neways
You: so what was ur last convo about?
Stranger: I was trying to cyber with someone if you must know, for the first time in a long time
You: ohh yea
Stranger: I don't normaly do that shit nemore
Stranger: the person was really just trolling
Stranger: I think though
Stranger: embarassing
You: were they cybering with u?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: well we didn't really cyber
Stranger: we didn't get to that
You: what did u guys talk about?
Stranger: we mainly just talked sexual
Stranger: well like, its not like we were roleplaying
You: was it a guy or girl?
Stranger: we were mainly just talking about what we like
Stranger: well, "supposedly" it was a girl
You: cool
You: u wanna cyber with me?
Stranger: she said she has 38 D's
Stranger: well, I'm a dude
You: i have a GT35r so i got that beat
Stranger: wow lol
Stranger: do u have cam
You: yea pretty big
Stranger: i do...
You: yea toda cams
Stranger: whats toda?
You: a type of cam
Stranger: oh, mines logitech
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cheap cam
Stranger: lol
You: for my k20 eg hatch with the gt35r
Stranger: k20 eg?
You: ohh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lol
You: lol u dont know what that is?
Stranger: no, I don't listen to rap so
You: its a type of sex toy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: used to make hondas go fast
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so ru a bbw?
Stranger: or do u like that term?
Stranger: idk
You: BBW?
Stranger: lol
You: ohh is this not honda-tech.com?
Stranger: lol TROLL
Stranger: HA
Stranger: lol
You: im a guy with a bbw cock
You: lol
You: loser
Stranger: sick man
Stranger: llol
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

mm...i def think qd has you beat...

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: FRANK?
Stranger: FRANK, IS THAT YOU?
You: yes, lisa
Stranger: :o
You: how have u been
Stranger: you got my name right
Stranger: THAT'S FUCKING CREEPY
Stranger: THAT'S THE FUCKING CREEPIES THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stranger: i'm lisa from LAST NIGHT!
You: o shit
Stranger: are you the Lisa Simpson guy?!??!
Stranger: I THOUGHT SO!
You: im a cop u idiot

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if ur chinese,disconnect
You: lol
You: if i was chinese this would be in widescreen
Stranger: so where u frm?
You: the great wall of china
Stranger: bastards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[choiiiiiiiii]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: if ur chinese,disconnect
You: lol
You: if i was chinese this would be in widescreen
Stranger: so where u frm?
You: the great wall of china
Stranger: bastards
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL! Repped

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: asl
Stranger: ,ME TOO
You: holy shit
Stranger: and ired
Stranger: and tired
You: so
Stranger: china ,u from?
You: im from the great wall of china
Stranger: 真的假的？
You: no, no noodle soup for me
Stranger: 你是中国人？
You: your right, karate is about discipline
Stranger: yes ,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: male/female?
Stranger: f
Stranger: where are you from
You: new jersey...but i live in georgia
Stranger: o
You: u?
Stranger: china
You: 真的假的？
Stranger: 真的
Stranger: 不容易啊
You: 你是中国人？
Stranger: 是啊
Stranger: 你有QQ吗?
You: i ate my cat yesterday
Stranger: 什么意思??
You: delicious

Stranger: 你用汉语说方便吗

You: i dont speak chicken scratch
Stranger: 哦
You: yes, that looks like the foot print of a fukkin flamingo
Stranger: 你男的还是女的?
You: NO

[NewGen33]

Posed as some random ass dude off facebook

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny?
You: im a noob to this how long have you know about it
You: like high school bleachers horny or long day at work horny
Stranger: like throw you on the bed and fuck you so hard horny
You: ah option 2 well i guess i could loosen up tonight if i had to
Stranger: m/f?
You: m yourself?
Stranger: good im a female =]
Stranger: age?
You: nice 19 u
Stranger: 18
Stranger: i want you do you want to cyber
You: sounds interesting what do i have to do
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: do you have a pic
Stranger: ?
You: i can do that
You: i have plenty u
Stranger: yess want to tradee
Stranger: ?
You: sure u first so i know this is legit
Stranger: ok hold on =]
Stranger: http://i29.tinypic.com/10rs4jt.jpg
You: waiting
Stranger: your turn =]
Stranger: ??
You: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1950/113/s79773209633_7307.jpg
You: there
Stranger: y is it so small
You: idk lol it just came out like that
You: you grad hs yet
Stranger: yess u/
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Arm&hammer]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Alright, so.. I just got out of bed, and guess what I have to do? The god damn laundry!
You: haha
You: that sucks
You: wash my panties
Stranger: sure
Stranger: hand them over PLEASE
You: ok
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: oh me too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Arm&hammer]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey bays

You: hey

Stranger: 8675309

You: nice

You: is that your inmate id?

Stranger: no it's a song

Stranger: art thou carzy

Stranger: ?

You: im a convicted sex offender

Stranger: i'm sure you are you mother fuckering son of a bitch

You: whats your problem?

You: i didnt rape you or your sister so quit bitching

Stranger: you tit licker

Stranger: FUCK YOU

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: FUVK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TSiFTW]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: want a dirty sanchez or a rusty trombone for 10 bucks?

You: Im 12

Stranger: and wat is this

Stranger: amirite?

Stranger: so thats a no on the rusty trombone?

Stranger: peace out

Stranger: dont do drugs

Stranger: and stay in school!

Stranger: so you dont turn into a crack whore!

You: too late

Stranger: fair enough i kow some very nice crack whores

Stranger: do you know sally?

You: I donkey punched sally

Stranger: omg....me too!

Stranger: makes it so much better dont it?

You: epic

Stranger: tightens it up and everything!

You: sally the crack whore

Stranger: you from /b/?

Stranger: UG?

Stranger: some sort of organised place of terror

You: from where

Stranger: nevermind.......

Stranger: so good luck with the crack whorig

Stranger: and ill get back to my job of graphic design

You: great

Stranger: indeed

Stranger: toofles!

Stranger: *roodles!

Stranger: Toddles

Stranger: *toodles

Stranger: there we go.............

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[all_american_gurl09]

wow this ia all really funny.....

[CALIWEST]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: wats worse? getting ur balls chopped off or getting ur tits ripped out?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what?
You: u don't understand?
You: don't speak english?
Stranger: you said to me?
You: yes
Stranger: my english is poor....
You: where u from then?
Stranger: china...
You: you know wats so good about china?
Stranger: wats? you like it???
You: theres a lot of child labor
You: so i can buy 20 kids or more and play as michael jackson
You: they can come to my nevereverland
Stranger: .....
You: whats wrong?
Stranger: you are wrong....
You: how is that wrong?
You: children need a place to go. why not come to my place
Stranger: i think thet do not like you...
Stranger: ....maybe they need money...
You: i think u just jealous because u can't afford that many kids
You: i just need $100
You: buys me like 20 kids for a year
Stranger: i only can say that my english is too poor,,,,
You: i give them each $5 and they get to play with me
Stranger: ...and ......you like boys?? gay??
You: i didn't say boys or girls
You: i said kids
Stranger: ......omg
You: children...can be either
You: how u know what omg is?
You: thought chinese people don't believe in god
Stranger: i believe...
You: believe in what?
Stranger: believe that you will go to hell
You: why is that
Stranger: i think you know...
You: because i like to take care of children?
Stranger: ....take care???
You: when u buy them...u taking care of em for the period of time
You: im taking care of their needs as michael jackson #2
Stranger: please do not say mj.....
You: why is that?
Stranger: .......Mismatch
Stranger: u from?
You: im from United States of the ******
You: I tried to buy some chinese girls from china
You: But they wouldn't allow them to be shipped in a container
You: why buy 1 when u can buy as many that can fit in a 40' container
You: if theres one i don't want then she can leave n i search for the one i want
You: so is it true chinese girls in china are cheap?
You: or are the boys cheaper?
Stranger: no.....
You: how much is an average china girl?
You: or an average china boy?
Stranger: i do know...but.....i think .....they can not be bought,,,,,
You: do u have kids?
Stranger: no .i am 21 years old...
You: do you have younger brother or sister?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: why do you like kids so much
You: because they do what they are told
You: if they say no, then i can over power them
Stranger: ...Abnormal
You: thats a pretty big word
Stranger: because of you....it is not pretty...
Stranger: go to hospital,,,,..
You: why should i go to hospital?
Stranger: ...doctor will tell you
You: i play doctor with kids
Stranger: shit
You: u shit on urself?
Stranger: i am sorry..
Stranger: but i donot konw what to say
Stranger: i hate myself... ........my english is too poor
You: that sucks..we can always work a deal out
You: u find me children and i will help u with ur english
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i can speak chinese in my country......
Stranger: i hope you will like woman..........i pray....
You: why is that
You: i like women...wat gave u the idea i didn't
Stranger: ////..hope you only like woman....
You: why..are u a woman?
Stranger: ....... i do not want to see you play kids.......
Stranger: not a girl but not yet a woman
You: so ur a guy becoming a woman?
Stranger: .........
You: do u watch porn?
Stranger: i am not transgender
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it is normal
You: so if u want to learn english why not come to america
You: u can always buy ur way in
Stranger: no chance no money
Stranger: and ...i like china.......
You: so can i buy u then
Stranger: no
Stranger: why do you like to buy sb.....
You: sb?
Stranger: somebody..
Stranger: i do not how to say..
You: because i can
You: i can afford it
You: so are u skinny and ugly? or fat and ugly?
Stranger: .... you can buy american.....
You: americans u can't buy...they have morals
You: unlike chinese
Stranger: chinese also have
Stranger: i am ugly fat short
Stranger: ....why do you think so about chineses?
You: because i heard they throw their babies out in the river/ocean because they can only have 1 child
Stranger: .......long long ago..
Stranger: and only very few people....
You: ugly fat short girls make me horny. would you be willing to wear flippers and swimming goggles on and act like a seal?
You: i find that hot
Stranger: ......i lied.....i am not ugly short fat...
Stranger: in fact .. ..you are wrong...
Stranger: erotomania
You: erotomania?
Stranger: 色情狂。。。。
You: you are using big words
Stranger: i said my english is very poor
You: then why use a word you don't know?
Stranger: i do not how to say it
Stranger: so i find one word.
You: so why can't i buy you?
Stranger: because i am human
Stranger: and i dont want to be bought.....
You: can i buy ur body then
Stranger: no...
Stranger: i am not hooker
You: we can make a porn video
You: u said u like porn
You: porno stars aren't hookers..they are paid actresses
Stranger: ...no.....i dont like...
Stranger: ..............
Stranger: ....i only think they are beautiful /..
Stranger: i like beautiful woman
You: so ur have sex with girls?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: i am not les
Stranger: in china,.....sex.......is not so popular.......
You: y not
Stranger: i have sex with one boy....
Stranger: but he have another girl....so .. ...
Stranger: i hate man
You: u just need to have wild monkey sex with me and you would be happy
Stranger: wild monkey sex????
Stranger: no i dont want to.....
Stranger: i will not to have sex with man who i dont love
You: u can love me while having sec
You: sex
Stranger: ...i think i can not
Stranger: i have to go now....
You: ur a big tease
Stranger: in fact , nice to meet you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[Ed]

CALIWEST, do more please. I about died laughing here. HAHAHAHAHA

[CALIWEST]

hahaha i will do more...just give me more time...wheres my damn reps~!!!!!!

[Ed]

i already repped you

[CALIWEST]

im in a new conversation now...lets see how this goes

[CALIWEST]

gah...no one will last longer with me...after like 5 sentences they leave in disgust

[speedminded]

I wonder how many people go on here to confess their sins to random people lol!

[WTF?]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hola
You: hello
Stranger: como esta usted?
You: speaking some fucking english
Stranger: okay
Stranger: fuck u!
You: thats better
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[speedminded]

Stranger: hi
You: hoela
Stranger: from?
You: The cheerios are fighting.
Stranger: what?
You: They are under attack.
You: US, you?
Stranger: brasil
You: with a S?
You: Are you Ed?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[On_Her_Face]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: from?
You: england
You: you?
Stranger: china .
You: male?
Stranger: yes

That site blows, how am I supposed to get off. I'd have better luck jerking it by the pool.

[Ed]

Stranger: hi
You: hoela
Stranger: from?
You: The cheerios are fighting.
Stranger: what?
You: They are under attack.
You: US, you?
Stranger: brasil
You: with a S?
You: Are you Ed?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i see what you did there.

[speedminded]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ask me any five questions and i will answer them honestly
You: Which is better, a fork or spoon to remove eyeballs?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[On_Her_Face]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: hi, im a lesbian
You: so am i
You: but for penis..
Stranger: umm....
You: i guess this won't work will it?
Stranger: no, it works for me....
You: where are you from
Stranger: why?
You: curious? I'm from knoxville
Stranger: hv nude pics?
You: yes
You: do you want before the conversion or after
Stranger: what u mean?
You: well i started off as a guy
You: then i got tits
Stranger: wow....sounds great
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheProfiteer]

this shit is stupid addicting

these chinese people are just odd and its fun to fuck with em

[speedminded]

Is she real?


Stranger: hi
You: hi, what's your favorite food
Stranger: Uhmm pizza and al lot more
You: that's original
You: fork or spoon?
Stranger: whats that mean?
You: The directions don't specify which to use.
Stranger: ow knife and that stuf,,
You: The cheerios are under attack.
Stranger: ? my engels is not good,, xD
You: I call bullshit.
You: I think your English is better than mine.
Stranger: thnxx :O
Stranger: :P
You: and you are female
Stranger: where are you from than?
Stranger: im a girl and you?
You: male
You: too many smilies to be a male lol
Stranger: xD
Stranger: where are you from than?
You: US
Stranger: okej im hollands you no ,,
You: wood shoes?
Stranger: wood shoes what do you mean?
You: Where is hollands
Stranger: next to germany,
You: netherlands?
Stranger: jes;)
You: and you don't wear wooden shoes?
Stranger: wooden shoes >> how do wood shoes like? whit hiels or not?
You: Can i post links on here?
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clog_(shoe)
You: Are you dutch?
Stranger: food time yes im dutchh bye toto soon
You: I don't believe you, myspace?

Waiting for the return lol...

[On_Her_Face]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello :)
Stranger: hi i'm looking for a horny girl
You: I'm 14/F/TN
You: but not really horny right now..
Stranger: horny girl
You: not as of now..
You: care to trade nudes and see where that takes us..
Stranger: from
You: from.. what does that mean..
Stranger: your e-mail
You: ohh you want my e-mail
You: ?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: i have one on tiny pic i can just send you the link, but don't you need my e-mail so i can get pics too?
Stranger: ok
You: [email protected]
You: here is my pic
You: http://i35.tinypic.com/2cz8ro5.jpg
Stranger: you m
You: ?
Stranger: you boy
Stranger: ?

mother fucker didn't know who the pic of that guy was that I sent to him.

[On_Her_Face]

double post but IDC... please tell me i got somebody from IA haha.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hello
Stranger: tellll me your name is edward.
Stranger: and your a vampire.
You: fuck you, you are from IA
You: ? lol
Stranger: tell your edward.
Stranger: and your 17
You: and female
Stranger: no, male lmao.
You: no im female and my name is edward.. i drive a purple evo
Stranger: damn, you need a volvo..
Stranger: how long have you been 17?
You: a year and a day
Stranger: NO DAMMIT!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[oneSLOWex]

ELOHEL

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: TAIwang?
You: the fuck?
You: huh
You: do you like buttsecks?
Stranger: fuck you .grt away.

[speedminded]

Stranger: its an aussie saying..
You: What are some other good sayings?
Stranger: you're chill as
Stranger: you have that over there?
You: Yeah, we say that here.
You: What time is it where you are?
Stranger: 2.13 am
You: wow 14 hours ahead of me
You: Can you tell me the future since it's tomorrow where you are?
Stranger: hellz to the yeah
You: What's the favorite car of the aussie's?
Stranger: uhh holdens ftw
Stranger: or ford
You: cosworth?
Stranger: wtf is that?
You: Fail. g'bye mate.
You have disconnected.

[hondachik]

OK SO THIS IS THE BEST CONVO OF THE YEAR

REPS PLEASE

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up?
Stranger: i just had the worst convo
You: lol
Stranger: i hate trollers
You: about?
Stranger: u don't want to knwo
Stranger: *know
You: sure tell me lol
Stranger: i'm almost starting to think omegle is really just one person
Stranger: u seem like you already know
You: huh?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i have paranoia
Stranger: sorry
You: this is my 2nd convo ever lol
You: pretty funn though
Stranger: well neways
You: so what was ur last convo about?
Stranger: I was trying to cyber with someone if you must know, for the first time in a long time
You: ohh yea
Stranger: I don't normaly do that shit nemore
Stranger: the person was really just trolling
Stranger: I think though
Stranger: embarassing
You: were they cybering with u?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: well we didn't really cyber
Stranger: we didn't get to that
You: what did u guys talk about?
Stranger: we mainly just talked sexual
Stranger: well like, its not like we were roleplaying
You: was it a guy or girl?
Stranger: we were mainly just talking about what we like
Stranger: well, "supposedly" it was a girl
You: cool
You: u wanna cyber with me?
Stranger: she said she has 38 D's
Stranger: well, I'm a dude
You: i have a GT35r so i got that beat
Stranger: wow lol
Stranger: do u have cam
You: yea pretty big
Stranger: i do...
You: yea toda cams
Stranger: whats toda?
You: a type of cam
Stranger: oh, mines logitech
Stranger: lol
Stranger: cheap cam
Stranger: lol
You: for my k20 eg hatch with the gt35r
Stranger: k20 eg?
You: ohh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: lol
You: lol u dont know what that is?
Stranger: no, I don't listen to rap so
You: its a type of sex toy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: lol
You: used to make hondas go fast
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so ru a bbw?
Stranger: or do u like that term?
Stranger: idk
You: BBW?
Stranger: lol
You: ohh is this not honda-tech.com?
Stranger: lol TROLL
Stranger: HA
Stranger: lol
You: im a guy with a bbw cock
You: lol
You: loser
Stranger: sick man
Stranger: llol
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lmmfao @ he thought the engine type was "rap". LMAO gangsters don't rap about hondas. lmaoooo.

[collins]

hahaha here's mine

Stranger: hey 19 m usa looking fr a girl wid webcam
You: well i have a webcam, but i'm not sure how touse it
You: do you like cougars?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yea
You: well i'm 33. still interested?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u hot
Stranger: ..?
You: well i have brown hair, blue eyes, athletic build (i run abour 5-7 miles a day)
You: about 5'6"
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u have an aim or msn
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: or yahoo
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: ..?
You: i have aim. the other ones seem too complicated
Stranger: ok wats ur aim
You: my 16 year old daughter always makes fun of me
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ..?
Stranger: aim..?
You: you're not just going to stalk me, are you?
Stranger: no..
You: i've had a stalker before and that shit was scary
Stranger: u can block me on aim
Stranger: u frm..?
You: now you're already telling me to block you?
You: am i what?
Stranger: no iam tellin u can block me on aim
Stranger: in future u have stalkers
Stranger: hellpin u out woman
You: woman?! who said anything about being a woman?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: fuck u dude
You: bwhahaha
You: owned
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DJ Maestro]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hia

You: a

Stranger: wats your name stranger

Stranger: :P

You: On your screen, I am known as........Stranger. ;)

You: It's funny because you have the same name

Stranger: oh dear

You: lol

Stranger: my name is sophie im American and im looking for a good time

You: oh rry? I am Conner, I am American and I love a good time.

Stranger: im 7

You: no shit! me too!

Stranger: really :O

You: yeah rry, totally cereal.

Stranger: can you say hot things cus im fingering my pussy

You: i'm 7, i don't know hot things.

You: i know hot tamales. mmmmm, hot tamales.

Stranger: oh yeah dont stop

Stranger: PEDOBEAR!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


http://i32.tinypic.com/302t069.jpg

[hondachik]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hia

You: a

Stranger: wats your name stranger

Stranger: :P

You: On your screen, I am known as........Stranger. ;)

You: It's funny because you have the same name

Stranger: oh dear

You: lol

Stranger: my name is sophie im American and im looking for a good time

You: oh rry? I am Conner, I am American and I love a good time.

Stranger: im 7

You: no shit! me too!

Stranger: really :O

You: yeah rry, totally cereal.

Stranger: can you say hot things cus im fingering my pussy

You: i'm 7, i don't know hot things.

You: i know hot tamales. mmmmm, hot tamales.

Stranger: oh yeah dont stop

Stranger: PEDOBEAR!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


http://i32.tinypic.com/302t069.jpg

that was freakin awesome.

[thecrazyone]

that website is awesome

[thecrazyone]

totally am talking to a guy from hong kong

[Benefit]

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: whats your name?
You: michaelangelo
You: the 3rd ninja turtle
Stranger: sweet
You: yes
You: dont compromise my cover though, im only posing as a stranger on this site to keep master roshi from beating me
Stranger: oh ho ho ho
You: wut the fuk u say about my momma
Stranger: she's an upstandning citizen
You: yes






A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi 14 m italy u?
You: 67 m , peru
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Humphrizzle]

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You: asl
Stranger: hi
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: f or m
You: both
Stranger: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????
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[creman]

hah, I'll have to try it when I get home. The rick roll had me rolling.

[lanning]

Stranger: Wanna strip in cam?
You: om already naked
Stranger: Alright
Stranger: whats ur msn?
You: getfuced
Stranger: @hotmail.com?
Stranger: or live.com?
You: [email protected]
You: herrrow
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lanning]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: how you doin,...
You: doin better than micheal jackson
Stranger: hahahah
You: whats up
Stranger: bored....
You: what are you wearin
Stranger: u from....???
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[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: bored, how are you?
Stranger: yes bored too
Stranger: where are you from?
You: california
You: what about you
Stranger: germany
You: oh, cooool
You: are you a guy or a girl??
Stranger: im a gril and you?
Stranger: girl
You: shit. i wanted some cock this afternoon, but i guess a wet vagina will do.
You: are you hot? i just turned 18 & my daddy bought me a vibrator. wanna come over & use it with me?
You: COME ON
Stranger: you can use a vibrator.? with innocents 18 years haha
You: yes!
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[lanning]

Stranger: hi
You: herrow
Stranger: how r u
You: amazing
You: how r u
Stranger: outrageously
You: you GIRL
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you BOY
You: YES
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: why not i have teh aids
Stranger: i have vaginal eruption i dont care
You: its cool maybe i can give you aids
Stranger: would be a good match
You: i have on a pair of tube socks and a smile
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toxxxic]

LULZ!!!!!!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/cali
You: you??
Stranger: 17/m/uk
Stranger: whats your name?
You: lauren conrad
Stranger: alex
Stranger: oh its beauty name
You: yeah you might know me, i am on mtv sometimes
Stranger: please give me a pic
You: http://www.thesunblog.com/frosting/lauren_conrad-1.jpg
Stranger: http://rapidshare.com/files/255394069/images.jpg.html
Stranger: download
Stranger: oh you are sexy girl
You: i know
You: i need some advice
Stranger: How am I?
You: my best friend audrina is mad at me because i had sex with her boyfriend justin bobby last night
You: what should i do?
You: should i have sex with you too so she thinks i didnt have sex with justin bobby ?
You: YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: why?
You: you're not giving me advice!
Stranger:
He is human Postal
You: what?
Stranger:
Because you are deceived
You: i am confused.
Stranger: do you want cyber sex?
You: yes
You: i hope you don't mind but i have cyber herpes
Stranger: I did not answer the
Stranger: How am I?
You: how are you??? what?
You: are you going to cyber fuck me or what douchebag?
Stranger: fuck you cyber
You: FUCK YOU!
Stranger: i like lick your cunt
You: i have a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toxxxic]

AAAAAAHAHHAHA

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: where do you live
Stranger: Canada
You: thank god an english speaking mother fucker
Stranger: Haha xD
You: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: Girl
You: shit. me too. i mean i guess i can be lesbo today
You: show me your fuckin tits bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Humphrizzle]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a you sexy?
You: yes my dick is soooo nice
You: arre u
Stranger: yes are you gay?
You: sometimes
You: r u
Stranger: no im a hot 16 year old chick
You: ooooh thats ncie
You: nice
You: tell me more
Stranger: well i masturbate alot. where are you from?
You: i am masturbating in georgia
Stranger: are u a ****** cause goergia has alot of those
You: no im italian
You: so you're 16?
You: thats sexy
Stranger: ok you got pics
Stranger: how old are you?
You: im 45
Stranger: haha your such a loser
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[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: i want to see some tits
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Humphrizzle]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi m or f?
You: show me your tits
Stranger: im male
You: show me them
Stranger: kk thn
You: yay!
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[Hayes21890]

Stranger: Hi
You: Shmello!
Stranger: Looking for underaged horny girl
You: hell yeah, me too
Stranger: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Humphrizzle]

hahahahaha ^^

[toxxxic]

Stranger: hey
You: do you have nice tits?
Stranger: na but ma dicks massive
Stranger: :phaha
You: oh alright cool i like dudes too
Stranger: haha god u bend every way huh
Stranger: lol
You: .... no not really
You: girls eat pussy better than guys
Stranger: u m/f? an na nae1 eats cunt better than me :D haha
You: im a girl.
You: engrish????
Stranger: scotish u?
You: OMG ITS TDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: tds??
You: YES! I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
You: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU!
Stranger: ah great wat my name then?
You: YOU FUCKING GOT ME PREGNANT YOU ASSHOLE
You: IM TAKING YOU TO COURT
Stranger: lmao
You: YEAH YOU'RE GONNA BE LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF
Stranger: haha god ur a funny fucker il say that much
You: LULZ :)
Stranger: cba wi things :( ta

:ninja:

[toxxxic]

omg i found me a lesbian - she's diggin me!

[TheProfiteer]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats your name
Stranger: ayman
Stranger: you?
You: Dayum
Stranger: sorry this male name or female??
Stranger: I'm male
You: Dayum is given to the people of my country who are born both male and female
You: you like?
You: I have all
Stranger: what you mean??
Stranger: not clear
You: I born with everything
You: I have it all
You: breasts
You: vagina
You: penis
You: you like>?
Stranger: really?? it can??
You: Yes
You: especially for you big boy
Stranger: hahahayou are kidding
You: no I am serious
You: they call them Hemapheradites
You: in the western world
You: in my country it is like blessing
You: we are like gods
Stranger: then you have penis and vagina??
You: yes
You: and asshole
Stranger: what's your country?
You: Tarkumenistan
Stranger: also ass hole??
You: yes
Stranger: where is it??
You: Penis, Vagina, Asshole and breasts
You: its nice
You: you like?
Stranger: how old??
You: I am 17
Stranger: I like breast and vagina
You: ripe young age
Stranger: and sometime ass
You: but you like to see penis next to vagina?
You: it feel nice for you
You: you want touch?
Stranger: I'm not sure
Stranger: what I'll do by your penis?
Stranger: I'll use vagina only
Stranger: and ass if you like
You: if you want my vagina
You: you must hold my penis
You: and then put it in your mouth
Stranger: then??
Stranger: you like suck??
You: you must first prove you are worthy
You: you must first suck my penis
You: then you must suck the vagine
You: then lick the asshole
You: and then maybe you get breasts
You: and you can touch my vagine
Stranger: i'll do all that you like
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: your so gay
Stranger: you get secretion from penis also??
You: your father would be ashamed
You: lol

[speedminded]

AAAAAAHAHHAHA

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: where do you live
Stranger: Canada
You: thank god an english speaking mother fucker
Stranger: Haha xD
You: are you a guy or a girl
Stranger: Girl
You: shit. me too. i mean i guess i can be lesbo today
You: show me your fuckin tits bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Why can't I get you... everyone is so lame on there lol! The odds are 1/3000 it can't be that hard haha!

[oneSLOWex]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 20 male u
You: 38/f.... i like to sex animals
You: do you?
Stranger: i dont lik
You: i like horse cock
Stranger: do you wanna see my dick
You: wanna see my butthole?
You: its hairy and has chunks of unwipped shit around it
Stranger: do you wanna cybersex
You: do you wanna sex my dog? hes cute
Stranger: yes i wanna fuck it
You: i liek turtles
You: i like to cut myself
Stranger: have you got msn
You: no...do you?
Stranger: have u got skype
You: i cut myself both ways....i do it for jesus. wanna see?
Stranger: i wanna see
Stranger: please
You: want me to show you a pic of my cock? i have both
Stranger: really
Stranger: i wanna see
You: yeah...wanna suck it?
Stranger: yeah
You: my butthole is bleeding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

I think I'm talking to an IA member now :ninja:

[TheProfiteer]

what was the convo?

[toxxxic]

i'm getting nudes from this lesbian hopefully! LOL

[TheProfiteer]

i'm getting nudes from this lesbian hopefully! LOL

you better share.

[toxxxic]

why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz

[toxxxic]

DAMNIT! THE LESBIAN TRICKED ME! I SENT HER NUDES OF ANOTHER IA MEMBER AND SHE DIDNT SEND ME ANY BACK! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ed]

why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz

your inbox is full ho.

[toxxxic]

cleared.

[toxxxic]

damnit. i THOUGHT i got someone from IA. but maybe not

[oneSLOWex]

i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol

[03RCode]

why the hell else would i need them? for my own personal use? lulz





Toxxxic + vagina = <3




That's what I'm gathering right now.

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: ok
Stranger: m/f?
You: you first!
Stranger: i'm m + f
You: fuck ia
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: you like that
Stranger: arsehole
You: who the fuck is this
You: FML
Stranger: this is stranger
You: damnit.
Stranger: damn right
You: you wanna see kayla's vag?
Stranger: who is kayla?
You: dont play dumb stranger!
Stranger: Kayla? I dunno man...
Stranger: she's kinda rough
You: alright fine. autumns ass?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: autumn is fiiine
You: lulz
You: who the fuck is this
Stranger: chances are you dont know me
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are YOU from?
Stranger: so its gonna be like that is it?
Stranger: I'm from england
Stranger: and i'm still waiting for autumns ass
You: well where the fuck are the nudes
Stranger: i don't think you want my nudes, man
You: why not
Stranger: you dont speak like a woman, and a fags always approach from behind
Stranger: so i'm guessing you are a straight male
You: im actually a girl who wants to see some tits
Stranger: ahhh got me
Stranger: but i doubt it
You: doubt what
Stranger: that you are female
You: lulz.
Stranger: omg wait
Stranger: is this anon?
You: WHO!?
Stranger: ahhh.... nvm
You: wtf
Stranger: srsly if you dont have tits i'm not interested
You: I HAVE TITS MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: see now i'm still not fully in there
Stranger: i'm gonna have to get my coat man
You: i need nudes for IA so everyone will like me :(
Stranger: you dont look like no female to me
Stranger: IA?
You: yes.
Stranger: Oh
You: the RLD!
Stranger: Nice
You: whatever. see you in the whoreslounge bitch
Stranger: Ima take my leave now...
Stranger: knobjockey
You: a who?>!





DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAA

[03RCode]

i know ive talked to atleast 1 or 2 people from here just by the shit people talk about lol



I believe I've found a few.

[Ed]

you got owned by Anon.

lawl

[Ed]

i just talked to like 50 ppl trying to find that whorebag toxxxic.

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: i Haz PIXX
Stranger: LOLZERZ
You: I wanna see some tits !!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ME Too
Stranger: go to pornhub
You: SHOW ME YOUR TITS BITCH
Stranger: my fat mantits?
Stranger: ok
You: WTF
Stranger: OMG NOEZ
You: NO. GIRL TITS
You: DAMNIT
Stranger: theyre close enough
Stranger: and its dammit
You: NO IT ISNT
Stranger: you only spell damn like mn when your saying damn by itslef
Stranger: *itself
You: I need to see some tits or I'm going to kill myself
Stranger: with wut?
You: my big vagina
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://pornhub.com/
You: NO!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: its the best site
Stranger: it makes your dick bigger
You: you blow at life
Stranger: you blow me
You: no. i dont.
Stranger: yes you do and your gud at it to
Stranger: oh ya
Stranger: right there
Stranger: yeeeeessssssss!
Stranger: i jizzed like a firehoze
You: ......... yummmm
Stranger: oh you swallow?
Stranger: now we learned something new
You: yes we did
Stranger: isnt learning fun!
Stranger: now im gunna teach you something
You: where are my pixxxxxx bitch
Stranger: oh you still want pix
Stranger: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: http://meatspin.com/
You: no thx
You: TITS OR GTFO
Stranger: YOU GTFO
You: NO YOU!
Stranger: no u
Stranger: !
You: YOU!
Stranger: arbiter
You: wut
Stranger: what
You: i have to pee
You: please open your mouth
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
You: yeah you like it when i piss in your mouth dont you stranger
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: but your stranger
Stranger: im you
Stranger: your stranger
Stranger: im you
You: what if i piss out of my ass into your mouth stranger
Stranger: well stranger,
Stranger: that would mean you dick actually has to be inside out
Stranger: then you would be closer to a girl than you are now
Stranger: go for it
You: I AM A GIRL
Stranger: ok sure
You: no im cereal.
Stranger: with milk?
You: yeah maybe if i get excited enough
Stranger: ya your not a girl
Stranger: its ok if you want to be one
You: i am.
Stranger: there are a lot of guys like that
Stranger: crossdressers
Stranger: perverts
You: lulz
Stranger: and sometimes
Stranger: rapists
You: what about pedobear?
Stranger: i <3 PEDOBEAR!
You: OMG!!! HES AMAZING
Stranger: hes like so funny
Stranger: i saw the trailer for the movie doubt but with pedobear as the priest
Stranger: it was roflwaffles
You: ROFFLECOPTER
Stranger: he was like
Stranger: I HAZ MY CERTAINTY
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W5tpbTJ7V8
Stranger: thats the pedobear doubt
You: LULZ
Stranger: WATCH IT
You: LULZ LULZ LULZ
Stranger: it waz funny ryt!
You: omg jyes!
Stranger: myspace def!
Stranger: are you /b/?
You: AM I WHO
Stranger: 4chan
You: ............. WUT
Stranger: google 4 chan
Stranger: its like were the scum of the internet hangs out
Stranger: its a forum
You: hmm
You: no
Stranger: rickroll was invented there
Stranger: so was pedobear
Stranger: and the words lol rofl lmao and roflmao
You: nooo
You: LIES
Stranger: yes all on 4chan
You: no no no
Stranger: before rickroll
You: they were invented on IA
Stranger: they had a thing called duckroll
Stranger: witch would be a pic of a duck with wheels for legs
Stranger: then someone saw the rick astley vid
Stranger: and make rickroll
You: lies
Stranger: im srs
Stranger: go ill link you 4 chan
You: ia invented all of that
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: here lemme link you
You: no
You: I DONT WANT UR LINKS I WANT TITS
Stranger: well theres a nude pix section on 4 chan
Stranger: http://www.4chan.org/
You: theres one on ia too NEWB
Stranger: 4 chan is better and older than ia
You: LIAR
You: IA IS MY LIFE!
You: WITHOUT IA I WILL DIE
Stranger: link it to me
You: nope
Stranger: why not!
You: you're not a true IA MEMBER
You: you're not allowed to enter the cult!
Stranger: im on fucking 4chan
Stranger: o its a cult
You: yes
You: what do you drive?
Stranger: nm crazy bastard
Stranger: i drive a vw bus
You: no fer realz
Stranger: for reals
You: and where do you live
Stranger: america
You: which STATE
Stranger: florida
You: hmm. nope. not allowed unless you're in atlanta
Stranger: are you fucking serious?!
You: YES!
Stranger: its a street legal car
You: .... i wasnt talking about the bus.
Stranger: then what your cult?
You: YES.
Stranger: im an atheist
You: lulz. importatlanta.com ;)
Stranger: ok lemme c it
Stranger: thats for cars
You: yes
You: we're a cult
Stranger: lemme show you my car site
You: NO!
Stranger: http://www.thesamba.com/vw/
You: I HAVE TO FIND ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: all vw's
Stranger: WHERE IS KUATO!
You: I NEEED TO FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GOODBYE!
You have disconnected.

....................

[toxxxic]

You: ED?!
Stranger: who
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DJ Maestro]

Ed's just not that well known to strangers. :no:

[Ed]

"goes back to find toxxxic."

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ED!
Stranger: Fag?
You: ED?!
Stranger: Långkalsonger?!?!?!?!
You: NO! IM LOOKING FOR ED HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
Stranger: He's in your ass, making bombs
You: No! He isn't!
You: I checked there!
Stranger: He's in my ass :P
You: Oh well show me your tits bitch!
Stranger: I have no tits lol. Fucking fag of doom XD
You: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: WHY WONT ANYONE SHOW ME THEIR TITS!?
Stranger: Vafan sa du nu då?
You: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING OLD MAN
Stranger: Old?
Stranger: Lolz
You: If you don't have tits, I'm not interested.
Stranger: I haven't said that you are?
Stranger: Lolz
You: NUDES OR GTFO
Stranger: Make me :p
You: ............... what the fuck are you talking about fagboy?
You: I'm a girl. I dont want your pencil cock. I want some tits! NOW!
Stranger: I wonder who's a fag? You, who want to see a guys tits. Or me, telling you to make me GTFO
You: PENCIL DICK!
You have disconnected.

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: i want to see some tits
Stranger: hı ı am john. 20 years old. ı want just sex cam. ıf u dont. ıt ıs waste of tıme.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[The Ren]

You: Pedobear?!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: bbeeeewaaare
Stranger: :D
You: You haz nudes?
Stranger: no not for u
You: Aww no?
Stranger: right
You: Why cant I haz?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toxxxic]

I GOT A BRAZILIAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[hondachik]

what was the convo?

I didn't save it. Clicked out the screen.

[hondachik]

Stranger: hii

You: hewwo

Stranger: romania

You: omg u seem excited

Stranger: u ?

You: france

Stranger: u must be boy

You: no

You: i'm a man

Stranger: yes man

Stranger: how old

You: 16

You: u?

Stranger: i am older

You: so

You: my cock is bigger

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toxxxic]

DAMNIT. the brazilian wanted to invite me to her webcam on msn. ugh.

[MachNU]

buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: what's up?
You: the sky!
You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
You: Hows your day going!
You: Hows life treating you!
You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
You: Hows the misses!
You: Hows the family!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: Hows your day going!
You: Pretty good, yourself?
Stranger: traveling
You: Ah fun, from where to where?
Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
You: Wow, long flight!
Stranger: yes
You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
Stranger: i'm a modell
You: lol Sadly i believe you!
Stranger: I was in china for pictures
You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
You: Not bashing that!
You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
You: Wait what is it you model for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[03RCode]

buhahahahahaha he shots he scores on the very first chat of the day!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: what's up?
You: the sky!
You: what kinda stupid question is that to ask a complete stranger?
You: Thats like walking up and saying "Can i butter your bread?
Stranger: what else do I can ask u?
You: Hows your day going!
You: Hows life treating you!
You: Hows it hanging? Left or Right!
You: Hows the misses!
You: Hows the family!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: Hows your day going!
You: Pretty good, yourself?
Stranger: traveling
You: Ah fun, from where to where?
Stranger: from hong kong to san fransisco
You: Wow, long flight!
Stranger: yes
You: What do you do to travel from China to Cali?
Stranger: i'm a modell
You: lol Sadly i believe you!
Stranger: I was in china for pictures
You: Model's are known for very bad grammar!
You: All you have to do is look pretty! Dont have to worry about the conversation!
You: Kinda ironic that you would be in a chat room, and not on a web cam with another model have a "model off!" or something!
Stranger: I get my money and I'm just fine with that
You: Not bashing that!
You: Must be nice to stand there, hold a can of Jif for a photo ad!
You: Wait what is it you model for?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Bad grammar as well!

[MachNU]

Bad grammar as well!

hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!

[03RCode]

hey i am not a model! so i am aloud to have shitty SPELLING!



If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.

[MachNU]

If you didn't have my car I'd correct this sentence as well.

:boobies: i wont have it much longer! :boobies:

[Ed]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: toxxxic?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i talked to u already!
Stranger: que, REMEMBER?!
You: oh you're the ****
You: tell her to get checked out, i have aids.
Stranger: FU! asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: toxxxic?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: I'm gonna be straight with you
Stranger: My boyfriend just left me
Stranger: And I just wanna have some random simple phone sex
Stranger: =/
You: what a loser.
You: you should go ahead and pull the trigger.
Stranger: Trigger Bloodshed?
Stranger: What's toxxxic
Stranger: Is that code?
Stranger: Are you in a cult or something
You: why are you gay?
Stranger: Are you trying to get me to kill myself
Stranger: Because I love cawk
Stranger: Simple :3
You: lol
You: what a queer
Stranger: Wanna see my dick?
Stranger: :3
You: gross.
Stranger: Ahh okay
Stranger: Dw then
Stranger: Who am I talking to?
Stranger: Btw
Stranger: I'm a compulsive liar
Stranger: I'm also batman
You: im superman
Stranger: Looks like were friends
Stranger: =]
You: do you suck cock?
Stranger: Yeah, only with this one guy, he pays me to do it though
You: HOW MUCH
Stranger: A shilling
You: how much
Stranger: A shilling
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Are you in London by chance?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hai
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im good... yourself>?
You: good.
You: post tits now.
Stranger: you don't want to see my tits
Stranger: trust me
You: are they hairy?
Stranger: not really
You: are you fat?
Stranger: no, the opposite
Stranger: let's just say that the nipple to boob ratio is a little bit... off
You: hahaha
You: post it.
Stranger: as much as i would love to gross you out on any other day, i'm afraid posting them right now is going to be difficult, considering i'm at work
You: well then post your face.
You: i can tell if you have ugly boobs by a pic.
You: what about vagoo? can you post it
Stranger: my "vagoo" is worse than my tits
Stranger: 3 kids and 6 eating disorders will make your entire body look like Normandy on D-Day
You: wow you must be fat.
You: i like fat chicks.
Stranger: again... the opposite
Stranger: i used to be fat
Stranger: now i'm about 110lbs
Stranger: it's not a pretty sight...
Stranger: no one told me that the flabby skin wouldn't go away
Stranger: had they told me, i wouldve elected to stay fat
You: gross.
Stranger: trust me... my husband feels the same way
You: you should kill yourself.
Stranger: I can't kill myself... my family wouldn't get the insurance money
Stranger: trust me... i've checked
You: you're fucked.
Stranger: I've even considered staging a very convincing accident
Stranger: but i have a good personality... and my mom says that's very important
Stranger: or at least that's what she used to say when she was still alive
Stranger: I think vietnam really fucked me though
Stranger: i thought being a nurse wouldn't be as bad as combat
Stranger: boy was i wrong
Stranger: they even made us tend to the fucking gooks
You: why are you on omegle then?
Stranger: so i can help spread the awareness that asians are all fucking stupid
Stranger: also... i'm one of only 407 women to date to become impregnated through anal sex
Stranger: (apparently there is a hold from my anal cavity into my vagina)
Stranger: i wish i would've found out sooner
Stranger: my son is about your age
Stranger: and he's a dipshit, just like you
Stranger: and to answer your next question... yes
Stranger: sometimes some shit does come out of my "vagoo"
You: lol
You: this shit is hilarious
Stranger: I'm glad you have a sense of humor
Stranger: and I'm glad that you aren't using this website as a way to find girls... cuz that would be horribly depressing for you
You: well, im trying to find my friend toxxxic
You: i need to tell her i got aids, she needs to get checked out.
Stranger: jesus...
Stranger: you gave her aids through omegle?
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: i have a powerful e-cock
Stranger: some douchebag had to actually FUCK me to give me an STD... poor bastard
Stranger: AIDS isn't even that big of a deal anymore
Stranger: they can keep it supressed for years
You: so why do youhate asians? i hate mexicans.
Stranger: I dont hate asians
Stranger: just communists
Stranger: and mexicans are only bad if you talk to them
Stranger: otherwise, they aren't so bad
You: why only if you talk to them? do you get annoyed by their bad accent?
Stranger: god damnit... are you asian?
You: no.
You: i am from the US motherfucking of A
Stranger: wow, that sounds like a badass place
Stranger: I'm from Texas
You: fuck yes
You: i am from dallas.
Stranger: fuck yourself
Stranger: me too
Stranger: i'm in Carrollton right now
Stranger: but I live in Plano...
You: we should meet up and have random sex.
Stranger: i have 3 kids, so you know i put out
You: hell yeah
You: lets go
Stranger: where we meeting?
You: where do you wanna meet?
Stranger: i get off work in 13 minutes
You: me too.
Stranger: if i have to be honest, i'm probably just going to go home, smoke some pot, and play some 360
You: you'd rather play video games than get pounded?
Stranger: as much as i love roleplaying... i have never... nor will ever be pounded
Stranger: and i weigh closer to 170
Stranger: and i have a penis
You: lawlz
Stranger: but im sure you knew that
Stranger: i think the vietnam story made it a little obvious
You: hahaha
You: it was hilarious.
Stranger: you seriously from Dallas?
You: you had me going for a second, i was like wait maybe this IS a real person
You: nope.
Stranger: ha, i figured that would've been far too cool
Stranger: but yeah man... i just wanted to have a little fun
Stranger: you seemed like you have a good sense of humor
You: lol i am trying to find my friend toxxxic on here though
You: we're on the same website.
You: are you anon?
Stranger: anon?
You: nevermind.
Stranger: statistically speaking though, finding a specific person is crazy
Stranger: anon... got it
Stranger: 4chan speak
Stranger: sorry... i wasn't connecting
You: yeah i know we are both doing the same, shes trying to find me.
Stranger: is there a specific reason you guys are trying to find eachother on omegle?
You: nope, boredom.
Stranger: and once you've found eachother
Stranger: ?
Stranger: will she let you see her vagoo?
You: hahaha
You: i've seen it. she's a little cunt.
You: im posting this convo in the website.
Stranger: why's that?
You: cause this shit was FUCKING hilarious
You: i h ave to post it.
Stranger: go for it... anything i can do to help out the infinite cluster fuck that is the internet
You: did you come here from 4chan or just randomly?
Stranger: just randomly
Stranger: i found out about 4chan from people on here
You: oh
Stranger: well man... may you have luck on your future journeys... and always remember... fuck the gooks
You: LOL!
You: later bro.
Stranger: pece
You have disconnected.

[MachNU]

hol shit Ed you should have told that person to sign up to IA there perfect for the WL's! oh my god! that was the best one yet! :lmao:

[toxxxic]

all these fucking lesbians want me to get on MSN.

why wont they just sent their nudes already?

[oneSLOWex]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: im looking for spiderman
You: have you seen him?
Stranger: i am him
You: good...cause i wanna go to africa
Stranger: lol?
You: do you like pine cones?
Stranger: are they even edible
Stranger: haha
You: with A1 sauce on them.
You: ever been to china? i hear they have good bbq
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[toxxxic]

i gave up!

[hondachik]

I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.





But I'm lying my ass off to "him". :lmfao:

[hondachik]

i'm kinda bored now

[Ed]

toxxxic you're a lesbian, whats the problem?

[toxxxic]

no, i was trying to get nudes for you guys. i failed miserably.

[oneSLOWex]

I actually found one that I am having a meaningful conversation with.





But I'm lying my ass off to "him". :lmfao:

:ninja:

[On_Her_Face]

That site got boring with the quickness.. good 30 minutes though.

[k20siboii]

Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: james
You: is this james
You: please tell me this is jame
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG
You: omfg
Stranger: YES
Stranger: it ios
Stranger: Whic
Stranger: who was it
You: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Stranger: Helen Or sofie?
You: helen
You: i fukcing miss you
You: omg
You: please
You: dont leave me
You: where are you right now
You: tell me
Stranger: Ireland
Stranger: Im in Ireland
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: :)
Stranger: I am completed now
Stranger: I just need to find them
You: what were we tlaking about earlier?
You: i forgot
Stranger: wait
Stranger: Helen
Stranger: what did she say?
Stranger: this is importan
You: sophie miss you like a bunch
Stranger: important
You: she is sad as ever
You: omg
Stranger: :(
You: she loves you so much
Stranger: Did helen say anything about Love?
You: this is helen
You: james
You: have you found sophie
Stranger: No
Stranger: but I have the Jade monkey
You: omg i am so sorry
Stranger: Its ok
You: how did you get the jade monkey
Stranger: I know your lieing
Stranger: :(
You: look
Stranger: The Jade monkey says so
You: we will find her
Stranger: No WE wont
Stranger: this is my quest
You: this is helen
Stranger: Mine My own
You: we will find sophie
Stranger: I am skyping her tm
Stranger: atm
Stranger: :L
You: you are
You: who are you skyping?
Stranger: she says your not talking to her
Stranger: Helen
You: i am helen

[TSiFTW]

Stranger: 16 m usa

You: I'm rick james bitch

Stranger: lmao

Your conversational partner has disconnected

[TSiFTW]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hai

Stranger: hi

You: you horny

Stranger: fuck yeah

You: fuck yeah me too

Stranger: r u a guy or a girl

You: well too bad for you I can take care of my horniness with my wife loser

Stranger: well im a hot mexican hooker

You: so is my wife

You: well half phillipino

Stranger: im a girl, but i have a dick

You: go fuck yourself with it

[Buttons]

sweet. i'm about to fuck around a bit now.

[Ed]

lawl i just re-read my convo with that guy. fucking epic.

[Buttons]

everyone on ia should say something just so we could fuck around with each other... like do you kick babies or something

[Tracy]

Did you and Toxxic ever find each other? Too much to read.

[Ed]

Did you and Toxxic ever find each other? Too much to read.

no, theres usually like 2900 users online, it'd be quite hard to.

[Ed]

damn, im in class...

so tempting...

someone do one and post here.

[toxxxic]

I gave up after I kept getting brazilian lesbians who wanted to webcam chat with me. Lulz.

[Ed]

I gave up after I kept getting brazilian lesbians who wanted to webcam chat with me. Lulz.

you should've. lesbo.

[lanning]

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: Whatsup

You: hey

You: not much

Stranger: What do you know about Einstein and his relativity theory

You: it means if your mom wakes up she still goes down on me

Stranger: you must have had a bad childhood

Stranger: never got hugged by your father?

You: what father

Stranger: did you even know your father?

Stranger: what about your mother

Stranger: does she work at night=

You: i was adopted

Stranger: ?

Stranger: well

You: never met them

Stranger: that explains

Stranger: some things

Stranger: why are you that mean

Stranger: ?

You: cause your mom is a butt slut

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: ok

Stranger: die and go to hell then

You: go ask her if dont believe me

Stranger: idiot

You: wanna see her nudes

Stranger: sure

Stranger: send them over

You: show her this

Stranger: show me proof

Stranger: to say something is easy

Stranger: proof it

You: if you have a web cam she is here

Stranger: youre a funny asshole

Stranger: i dont need a webcam to see yours you douche

You: your mom said hey

You: and dinner will be late tonight

Stranger: my mom is on vacation

You: on dis dick

Stranger: nah in turkey

You: yeah your mom is gobble gobblin on dis dick

You: she said go to bed

You: she told me about you getting turned down for that show the biggest loser

You: ........

You have disconnected.

[cactusEG]

This shit is funny as hell !

[DJ Maestro]

Stranger: Tuchman Marsh?

Stranger: IS THIS YOU?

You: Ichabod Crane?!?!

You: Could it be?

Stranger: Finally!

Stranger: I've been searching for you so long, Tuchman...

Stranger: and now, after all these years...

You: as have I Mr. Crane

You: we finally meet.

Stranger: About time.

Stranger: So can we gay marry now, Tuchman?

You: Only if you have the magic underpants!

Stranger: Still do, time didn't change that.

Stranger: A life of happiness lies before us!

Stranger: I will adopt the double name Crane-March, by the way.

You: Oh have I yearned for the day I would once more meet the wearer of the magic underpants.

Stranger: Yes!

You: Ichabod Crane-March, I like the sound of that.

You: We must procreate at once!

Stranger: Quite exotic.

Stranger: Sure thing...

Stranger: right after I prepare these marriage forms.

Stranger: I'll call you back, Tuchman!

Stranger: ;)

You: I shall be waiting Ichabod. Be swift and remember to use the purple, glitter pen on the forms.

Stranger: I will. Godspeed, Tuchman Marsh...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ed]

http://omegle.tumblr.com/

this site brings me the lulz.

[Ed]

http://22.media.tumblr.com/kREuYI003onbdzxtLj89P9L5o1_500.jpg

omfg

[Arm&hammer]

Stranger: give me one reason why i should talk to you
You: because i don't know a lot about biology
Stranger: yeah me either
Stranger: or trigonomentry
You: fuck that shit homie
Stranger: word
You: i like to bang girls
You: aggresivly
You: you?
Stranger: same brah
You: i like to make them cup my balls and suck my dick as i slap them in the face
Stranger: fuckin a dude
You: thats nothing
You: i saw this one 16 year old little whore driving her parents expensive ass car
You: i was so tempted to take out my carrot peeler and carve slut into her face
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that'll show her
You: hell yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[lanning]

You: i smoke rocks
Stranger: lol
You: no lol fo reals
Stranger: ahahaha
You: i slap babies
Stranger: oh wow
You: yeah not alot just every day or so
Stranger: why would you slap a child ?
You: why not, have you ever slapped a little baby
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: its not right
You: your not right
Stranger: yeah ok.
You: shut your whoe mouth
You: whore.
Stranger: you know what they call people like you?
Stranger: child abusers
Stranger: and im not a whore.
Stranger: so go have a nice life, hope you get locked up in jail
You: why not, sorry i just called you that bc i dont know your whore name
Stranger: well my names jessica /
Stranger: and dont talk to me like that
You: sorry jessica
You: whore
Stranger: your imature.
You: you live in puerto rico
You: BURN
Stranger: so?
Stranger: i like where i live
You: YOU NEED SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN
Stranger: ok.
You: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Stranger: ok
You: NOW
Stranger: ITS SHUT YU ASS WIPE
Stranger: YOU*
You: I THINK I LOVE YOU
Stranger: YEAH OKAY
You: FIND ME WHEN YOU MOVE FROM THE RICO
Stranger: OK ...
Stranger: LIKE IM GUNNA
You: <3
Stranger: I HAVE A HUSBAND
Stranger: AND 3 CHILDREN
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: GO SLAP THEM

[Tc_Jenn]

OMG!!! That shits too funny!

[TheProfiteer]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: yo
Stranger: i see you like to play. castlevania!
You: so omegle
You: is all about strange conversations
You: can we talk about your mom?
Stranger: why would we talk about my mom
Stranger: your moms a milf
You: Maybe, its nice to know you think my mom is attractive
You: describe to me your mom
You: maybe I would like to fuck her too
Stranger: shes verry momish
You: but if she has grey hair and a hairy snatch you can keep her to your self
You: momish
You: does she tell you to clean your room
Stranger: sometimes
Stranger: but we have a mexican that does it for me
You: excellent
You: does the mexican occasionally fuck your mom?
Stranger: no its a girl mexican
You: oh ok
You: no strap on action there?
Stranger: no
You: so what color is your moms hair?
You: how tall is she
Stranger: grey but she dyes it
You: how old is she
Stranger: 55
You: oh not bad, is she a gilfer yet?
You: you or any siblings have kids?
Stranger: i have brothers but there alot older than me
Stranger: theres a 12 year difference between the second youngest in the family
You: oh
You: but they have no kids
You: so your mom is not a granma yet
You: thats good she that means she still fuckable
Stranger: no i have a niece and a newphew
Stranger: and theres another one on the way
You: oh so your mom is a grandmother
Stranger: yes
You: oh ew, thats nasty
You: you can have her
You: I dont fuck no grandmas

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: IMPORTATLANTA!?!?!?!
Stranger: NO ATLANTA IS NOT IMPORTANTALAALA
You: what
Stranger: Wait, why would you import Atlanta?
You: importatlanta
You: importatlanta.com
Stranger: What would be the purpose of that?
Stranger: The costs to import would be HUGE
Stranger: I mean, like, how would you even go about moving it?
You: the cost to import you would be HUGE, you fat fucking bitch
You have disconnected.

[Ed]

OMFG this was awesome.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: china.female/17
You: asl is boring.
You: i chinese too
Stranger: 那就说中国话吧
You: 中国就说国话吧
Stranger: 终于看到个中国人
You: 字儒漢字汉字
Stranger: 你是中国人吗?
You: 了中个(F個,箇)和那着(F著)
Stranger: can you speak chinese
You: 唉
You: 多好没(F沒)于还(F還)只(F祇)文
Stranger: are u chinese?
You: yes
You: 儒咽饶(F饒)
Stranger: 你说的那些我不懂
You: you speaka mandalin?
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why?
You: i cantonees
Stranger: You hit I do not understand the word
You: you cantones?
You: o mandarin?
You: i speak hakka
You: we speak engrish ok
Stranger: ok..
You: you girl?
Stranger: yes
You: ooooooooo
You: you like boy or girl
Stranger: I am a real Chinese
You: i chinese to
Stranger: Why do not I see you the Chinese people
You: you like boy or girl?
You: i can be boy or girl for you
Stranger: all
You: you like to lick carpet?
Stranger: your girl?
You: i used to be a boy. now i am a girl.
Stranger: 男的就男的.
Stranger: 女的就女的
You: i no understan
Stranger: 看懂
You: speaka engrish pris
Stranger: boy is boy/
Stranger: girl is girl
You: i have surgery
Stranger: ok...
You: you like?
You: how much?
Stranger: In the end you are men or woman
You: i woman now. yesterday i man.
Stranger: You are not the Chinese people
You: why
You: i real chinese
Stranger: Do not insult the Chinese people
You: from xujiashan
Stranger: If yes. You will not say such a thing
You: i rov chinese peoples
Stranger: pic
You: you have?
Stranger: I see you to the photos
Stranger: I would like to look at your photos
You: http://i26.tinypic.com/hx7wh3.jpg
You: this me
You: i sexy beast.
You: i lick nipples.
You: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: gun
You: pic old. when i was a man.
Stranger: You do not Chinese
You: i chinese
You: why you say that
Stranger: Metamorphosis
Stranger: Chinese people will not be so abnormal
You: i chinese
You: i rove you.
You: i go to your house. nao.
You: give address.
Stranger: you can??
Stranger: speak chinese
You: yes
Stranger: 说中国话
You: 冤
Stranger: 少装了孩子
You: 宠
You: i come see you now
You: address
Stranger: Find out what it means .....你不是中国人,中国人不会像你一样上网做色情买卖
You: i drive
Stranger: 你太假了
You: i no your address. i see you in 5 minute. you close to me.
Stranger: 就算是客家人也会打国字
You: me rov you rong tiem.
You: bai.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

You: importatlanta?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: QD is my daddy
You: orly?
You: he likes it in the butt
Stranger: tism and rach train?
You: say wha?
Stranger: hi autumn
You: hey jason

[wantsanS14]

i feel like a pedo:

http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=%60veera%60

[toxxxic]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: importatlanta?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you again
You: WHAT
Stranger: import what
Stranger: you said this before
Stranger: god dammit
You: ATLANTA MOTHER FUCKER
Stranger: what the fuck is importatlanta
Stranger: fuck YOU]
Stranger: YOU COCKSUCKER
Stranger: COCK SHINER
You: NO FUCK YOU FUCKING CUM DUMPSTER
You: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COCK
Stranger: YOU CUM GARGLING OLD WITCH
You: GO DIE IN A FIRE
Stranger: GO SUCK YOUR DADS PUSSY
Stranger: IM RAPING YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW
You: PLAY IN TRAFFIC YOU USELESS WASTE OF SPACE
You: I DONT HAVE A DOG YOU STUPID FUCK
Stranger: YES YOU DO
Stranger: YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANT
You: GOD YOU'RE DUMB AS FUCK
Stranger: YOUR A FUCKING LIBERTY
You: A WHO?
Stranger: A FUCKING SHINEMONGER
Stranger: YOU MONGREL PIECE OF SCUM
You: ENGRISH?
You: PWEASE?
Stranger: ENLIGHTEN ME
Stranger: U FUCKING RAMSHACKLE
You: YOU ENLIGHTEN ME YOU TURD MUNCHER
You: YOU LIKE EATING SHIT DONT YOU
Stranger: YOU FUCKING PISSCAKE]
Stranger: I ONLY LIKE EATING YOUR GRANS SHIT
You: YEAH I WOULD IMAGINE
You: YOU HAVE A FUCKING MULLET DONT YOU
You: YOU REDNECK WHITE TRASH PEICE OF SHIT
Stranger: IM LOLLING SO BAD
Stranger: AT UR IGNORANCE
You: lulz
Stranger: PIECE OF SHIT
Stranger: IM COMING ROUND TO RAPE YOUR FAMILY
You: im about to piss my pants
Stranger: IM ABOUT TO PISS IN YOUR MUM
Stranger: IN HER ASS
You: omg.
You: IMPORTATLANTA????
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: v
You: vimportatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: vimportatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?
You: importatlanta?importatlanta?
You: v
You have disconnected.

[Arm&hammer]

i feel like a pedo:

http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=%60veera%60

She's ugly so your a pedo.
if she was hot you would still be a pedo but we would let it slide.

[wantsanS14]

She's ugly so your a pedo.
if she was hot you would still be a pedo but we would let it slide.


i know i feel so ashamed. shes in finland though. said she was 15. would it be legal overthere?

[SiRed94]

Well ImportAtlanta has officially gone world wide. So now the whole world hates us. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[Arm&hammer]

Well ImportAtlanta has officially gone nation wide. So now the whole world hates us. YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

I think china hates us the most.

[Buttons]

someone just wrote to me "if you say importatlanta, i'm going to shoot you."

[SiRed94]

I think china hates us the most.

China and Turkey. That's all I keep getting.

[Arm&hammer]

China and Turkey. That's all I keep getting.

i get china and south korea and i fuck with them both.

[TSiFTW]

i get china and south korea and i fuck with them both.

I keep getting Turkey and UK

[toxxxic]

Hahahahhahahaa.

[TheGodfather]

Stranger: please tell me something interesting
You: i have a penis and a vagina
Stranger: thats fucked
You: which do you have?
Stranger: penis
You: want to put it in my vagina?
You: its ok if the penis touches
Stranger: yes
Stranger: as long as the balls dont
You: the cock and balls are in front
You: and the vajayjay is below it
Stranger: do you ever fuck yourselft?
You: i also had my poop shoot sewn shut
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catnip]

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender. Your conversational partner can not see this message. Please exercise caution while chatting with this Stranger. Have fun!]
Stranger: hey


OMG. LOLOL. this dude freaked out when i asked him who he sexual offended. LOLOL

[wantsanS14]

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender. Your conversational partner can not see this message. Please exercise caution while chatting with this Stranger. Have fun!]
Stranger: hey


OMG. LOLOL. this dude freaked out when i asked him who he sexual offended. LOLOL



Have Fun! That tickles me

[tractionless]

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM OMEGLE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender. Your conversational partner can not see this message. Please exercise caution while chatting with this Stranger. Have fun!]
Stranger: hey


OMG. LOLOL. this dude freaked out when i asked him who he sexual offended. LOLOL

i talked to that dude yesterday lol its fake

but u should type FBI in caps
and omegle really sends a message saying its not the FBI

[speedminded]

i talked to that dude yesterday lol its fake

but u should type FBI in caps
and omegle really sends a message saying its not the FBIObviously nobody in the world has ever copy and pasted text before.

[The Ren]

You: pedobear?
Stranger: SHIT, FOUND ME
Stranger: MUST GO HIDE IN CHILDS ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[oneSLOWex]

You: pedobear?
Stranger: SHIT, FOUND ME
Stranger: MUST GO HIDE IN CHILDS ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


LOL wow

[The Ren]

You: pedobear?
Stranger: rip michael jackson
You: bwhahahahah that was a good one
Stranger: high five, good job
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[thecrazyone]

wow over the course of a day that website has blown up with spammers and crazy shit....i had someone posting the alaphabet letter by letter over and over

[SiRed94]

wow over the course of a day that website has blown up with spammers and crazy shit....i had someone posting the alaphabet letter by letter over and over

Yeah, I had somebody race me with numbers.

[Arm&hammer]

It's safe to say that the site lost it's funny.

[cactusEG]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: 19 f aus
yours?

You: you're a jerk

Stranger: why?

You: I told u that I loved u

You: back in high school

Stranger: Kent?

You: and u broke up with me

Stranger: That's a lie I didn't have a boyfriend in highschool!

You: This is kent you cunt !

Stranger: Then why are you acting like we were together?

Stranger: We never were and you know it

Stranger: I asked you, you declined because of that whore Melissa

You: You lie

You: AHHH BULLSHIT

Stranger: Don't bullshit me you cunt I have the messages saved

You: I would never date that huffer !

Stranger: that's funny because you did for 6 months

You: Now I cry all the time !

Stranger: do you know how shattering it was to walk in on you two having sex?

You: ALL THE FUCKING TIME ~!

Stranger: I'm sorry kent but I have to go

Stranger: goodbye

You: NOO

[DJ Maestro]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: ㅎㅇ

You: Greetings human

Stranger: what?

Stranger: what?

You: I extend salutations to you

Stranger: you got it

Stranger: so

Stranger: what's up?

You: Up is the direction above you. It is the direct opposite of down.

Stranger: oh shut up you think thats funny, huh

You: I was simply stating the definition of up. You asked what is up.

Stranger: ok ok i see....

You: What name do you go by human?

Stranger: but if i wondered about that meaning of 'what', i had asked 'd'you know that up means what?' or whatever

You: I am Tyk'RaAth.

Stranger: anyway

Stranger: ....what

Stranger: hello alien

You: hello human

Stranger: oh ya good to see you

Stranger: so what made you come to omegle

You: It is a pleasure to see you too. I came to Omegle on directives from the Grand Council.

You: Where upon this planet do you reside?

Stranger: i dunno what the hell is that

Stranger: btw

Stranger: you

Stranger: always

Stranger: say

Stranger: like that?

Stranger: are you funny?

You: Humor is not a trait found in my race. It is a weak sublimation of the mind that ceased to exist with my race eons ago.

Stranger: actually, i used to like to talk with many kinda people, but not the person who is in the 'boring' above

You: The Boring Above? Do you know the commander of the Boring Above?

Stranger: unfortunately, that is you

Stranger: oh screw it

Stranger: i gotta go

Stranger: bb

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Aliens FTW! http://planetsmilies.net/alien-smiley-159.gif

[speedminded]

IA killed the omegle. lol!

[The Ren]

Where ish DJ.. Im tryin to find dj

[speedminded]

Stranger: hello

You: hoela

You: I'm looking for a black midget slut named Rachel from IA, is she there?

Stranger: Nope I am afraid we are afew midgets short of a party here

You: Can I order something for delivery then?

Stranger: what?

You: I'm hungry, I want food, you deliver right?

Stranger: we do lamb chicken and fish

You: It's not going to be cold by the time it gets here like the last time is it?

Stranger: where u live?

You: Atlanta

Stranger: it may well be im in england

Stranger: its guna be awhile

You: I'll pay an extra $5 if you get it here in 45 minutes.

Stranger: I will fire up the teleporter

You: Sweet! What model do you have?

Stranger: The AWESOMATIC3000

You: Fuckkk, that's the English one with Lucas electronics. It's obviously not
going to make it.

Stranger: I have modified it, It will get the food somewhere

You: I hope not with GM components.

Stranger: God lord no

You: You sure you don't have a midget slut named Rachel there?

Stranger: Nope we got a one armed whore named barbara, some dwarve twins and a mermaid who is into watersports but no midgets

You: A mermaid into watersports isn't a fair competition is it?!

Stranger: thats true but she is working with her strengths so you can't knock her

You: I'm into underwater Hungarian basketweaving myself.

Stranger: Ahh a noble hobby

[speedminded]

Stranger: hrmm I wonder who will crack first

You: Do you deliver?

Stranger: Only if you do

You: lol

You: i mean food

Stranger: uh no

You: wth

Stranger: I am looking for DJ

You: take out?

Stranger: I need to find him

You: hey

You: i know you

Stranger: No you dont

You: you worked for a vet

Stranger: You think you do.. but you dont

Stranger: youz importatlanta?

You: lol

You: You drive poopra!

Stranger: FINALLY!

Stranger: Someone who understands me

You: DJ is with the red devil

Stranger: yes yes!

Stranger: Shes hot duncha think?

You: I need some horse steriods, got any?

Stranger: lol.. I no work for vets

Stranger: I work with preggo women

Stranger: so maybe

You: ew, i don't need any of that

[DJ Maestro]

Where ish DJ.. Im tryin to find dj

I iz right here Teh Ren!! :D

[The Ren]

Now you show up!