So I just "omegled"

[speedminded]

Epic win! :lmfao:


Stranger: sup

Stranger: asl

You: twice your age, better than yours, far far away

Stranger: so youre a guy then

You: lol

Stranger: excuse me, i need to get back to the kitchen

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and another...


Stranger: male?? female??

You: you're obviously a guy with no self esteem

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[DJ Maestro]

Now you show up!

Was I supposed to be here for something? :thinking:

[speedminded]

Was I supposed to be here for something? :thinking:Read #248

[DJ Maestro]

Read #248

I did....i lirl'd....i assume you and Karen found each other on there. But was she actually looking for me on there?? :thinking:

[speedminded]

I did....i lirl'd....i assume you and Karen found each other on there. But was she actually looking for me on there?? :thinking:yeah lol!

[speedminded]

You: hej!

Stranger: u sounds like swedish ha :D

You: lol!

You: Ar det bra?

Stranger: ja :D

You: Jag ar hungrig!

Stranger: oh, jad är också

Stranger: jag*

You: i don't know swedish but I like swedish fish!

Stranger: haha, and i don't knoe english

Stranger: know*

You: Do you have swedish fish in Sweden?

Stranger: of course :D

[DJ Maestro]

yeah lol!

Well damn. I missed her! :lmfao:

[speedminded]

lulz win...

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Stranger: what's up

You: up  [uhp] Show IPA adverb, preposition, adjective, noun, verb, upped, up⋅ping.
–adverb
1. to, toward, or in a more elevated position: to climb up to the top of a ladder.
2. to or in an erect position: to stand up.
3. out of bed: to get up.
4. above the horizon: The moon came up.
5. to or at any point that is considered higher.
6. to or at a source, origin, center, or the like: to follow a stream up to its source.
7. to or at a higher point or degree, as of rank, size, value, pitch, loudness, brightness, maturity, or speed: to move up in a firm; to pump up a tire; to turn a lantern up; Prices are going up. Speak up! Hurry up!
8. ahead; in a leading position in a competition: He managed to get up on his opponent by three points.
9. in continuing contact, esp. as reflecting continuing awareness, knowledge, etc.: to keep up with the latest developments in mathematics.
10. into or in activity, operation, etc.: to set up vibrations.
11. into a state of emotional agitation or distress: His insults left her all roiled up.
12. into existence, visible form, etc.: His sample was worked up in the studio.
13. into view, prominence, or consideration: The lost papers have turned up.
14. into or in a place of safekeeping, storage, retirement, etc.: to lay up riches; to put up preserves.
15. into or in a state of union, contraction, etc.: to add up a column of figures; to fold up.
16. to the required or final point: to pay up one's debts; burned up.
17. to a state of completion; to an end: She finished it all up.
18. to a halt: The riders reined up and dismounted.
19. Baseball. being the player or team batting; at bat.
20. (used as a function word for additional emphasis, sometimes prec. by it): Go wake your father up. What plugged it up? We laughed it up.
21. ahead of an opponent or opponents in points, games, etc.: The golfer was two strokes up on his nearest competitor.
22. each; apiece: The score was seven up in the final quarter.
23. (of machines or equipment, as computers) working; in working order or in operation.
24. Informal. without the addition of ice; straight up: Bring me a martini, up.
25. Nautical. toward the wind: Put the helm up.
–preposition
26. to, toward, or at an elevated place on or in: They went up the stairs. The cat is up the tree.
27. to, toward, or at a high or higher station, condition, or rank on or in: He is well up the social ladder.
28. at or to a farther point or higher place on or in: She is up the street. I'm going up the street.
29. toward the source, origin, etc., of: up the stream.
30. toward a particular direction or in the interior of, as a region or territory: The explorers were up north.
31. in a course or direction that is contrary to that of: to row up the current.
–adjective
32. moving in or related to a direction that is up or is regarded as up: the up elevator; the up train traveling north; the up platform of a railroad station.
33. informed; familiar; aware (usually fol. by on or in): She is always up on current events.
34. concluded; ended; finished; terminated: The game is up. Your hour is up.
35. going on or happening; taking place; occurring: What's up over there?
36. having a high position or station: He is up in society.
37. in an erect, vertical, or raised position: The gate at the railroad crossing is up. The tent is up.
38. above the earth or ground: The corn is up and ready to be harvested.
39. in the air; aloft: The meteorological balloons are up. The airplanes are up for their reconnaissance flights.
40. (of heavenly bodies) risen above the horizon: The sun is up.
41. awake or out of bed: to be up with insomnia.
42. mounted on horseback: He knows which jockeys are up in every race.
43. (of water in natural bodies) high with relation to the banks or shore: The tide is up.
44. built; constructed: The new museum is up and open to the public.
45. facing upward: He is resting and his face is up.
46. sunnyside up.
47. (of roads, highways, etc.) having the surface broken or removed (usually used in combination): a torn-up road.
48. in revolt, mutiny, or rebellious agitation: Many territories were up and preparing to send troops against the government.
49. in a state of agitation: Beware of him when his temper is up.
50. Informal. cheerful or optimistic; high-spirited; happy; exuberant; upbeat.
51. Informal. productive, favorable, or profitable: a string of up months for the company.
52. afoot or amiss: Her nervous manner told me that something was up.
53. in a state of enthusiastic or confident readiness (usually fol. by for): The team was definitely up for the game.
54. bound; on the way: She was on a ship up for Australia.
55. resolved in an unfavorable or undesired way: They knew that their game was up.
56. higher than formerly in cost, amount, degree, etc.: The price of meat was up.
57. (of age) advanced (usually fol. by in): He is rather spry for a man so up in years.
58. active: The captain wished to set sail as soon as the wind was up.
59. in a legal proceeding as defendant: He is up for murder.
60. in operation or ready for use: The theater's lights are up.
61. (of points or other standards used to determine the winner in a competition) ahead; in advance: He won the game with two points up over his opponent.
62. considered or under consideration: a candidate up for reelection; a bill that is up before Congress.
63. wagered; bet: He won all the money up in the game.
64. living or located inland or on elevated ground: They live in a village two miles up from the coast.
65. (used with a preceding numeral to indicate that a score is tied in a competition): It was 10 up at the end of the first half.
66. ahead of an opponent or opponents: They scored three times in a row to go two up.
–noun
67. an upward movement; ascent.
68. a rise of fortune, mood, etc.
69. a time of good fortune, prosperity, or happiness: He has had more ups than downs in his career.
70. an upbound means of public transportation, as a train or bus.
71. Informal. a feeling or state of happiness, exuberance, or elation.
72. Slang. upper (def. 10).
73. a person or thing that is in a favorable position of wealth, fortune, etc.: People who were ups in the business world suffered losses in the economic depression.
74. an upward slope; elevation.
75. an upward course or rise, as in price or value: The landlord promised his tenants there would be no further ups in the rent this year.
76. Slang. upper 2 .
–verb (used with object)
77. to put or take up.
78. to make larger; step up: to up output.
79. to raise; go better than (a preceding wager): to up the ante.
–verb (used without object)
80. Informal. to start up; begin something abruptly (usually fol. by and and another verb): Then he upped and ran away from home.
81. (often used imperatively or hortatively) to rise up: Up, men, and fight until all the enemy are defeated!
—Idioms
82. all up with, at or approaching the end of; with defeat or ruin imminent for: He realized it was all up with him when the search party began to close in.
83. go up in one's lines. line 1 (def. 70).
84. on the up and up, Informal. frank; honest; sincere: He seems to be on the up and up. Also, on the up-and-up.
85. straight up. straight (def. 34).
86. up against, faced or confronted with: They were up against formidable obstacles.
87. up against it, in a difficult situation, esp. in financial straits: There was no one to help him when he was up against it.
88. up and around, recovered from an illness; able to leave one's bed. Also, up and about.
89. up and doing, Informal. actively engaged; alert; busy: During her convalescence she longed to be up and doing.
90. up and down,
a. back and forth; backward and forward: He paced up and down.
b. from top to bottom or head to toe: She looked me up and down before replying.
91. up for, considered as eligible or as a possibility for (something): The child is up for adoption. Three actresses are up for the role.
92. up to,
a. as far as or approaching (a certain part, degree, point, etc.): She went wading up to her knees. I am up to the eighth lesson.
b. in full realization or attainment of: He worked up to president of the company.
c. as many as; to the limit of: The car will seat up to five persons.
d. having adequate powers or ability for; capable of; equal to: He didn't think I was up to the job.
e. the duty or responsibility of; incumbent upon: It's up to you to break the news to him.
f. engaged in; contriving; doing: What have you been up to lately?
93. up your ass, Slang: Vulgar. shove (def. 6). Also, up yours.

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[cactusEG]

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Stranger: hi

You: HARRO !

Stranger: male?

You: I can if u want me to be

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[cactusEG]

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You: hey

Stranger: hey

You: wut itt itz shawty

Stranger: i dont get u

Stranger: are you drunk or something...

Stranger: ?

You: No

You: I axed

You: Wuz zup

Stranger: ssup?

Stranger: am doing great.. not sleepy...

You: y hunny ?

Stranger: i woke up late today morning..

Stranger: so what are you doing?

You: eatung peanuts

Stranger: cool

Stranger: y dont u add some of my ass to it

You: dose it have hair on it ?

Stranger: no sweety

Stranger: we females dont have ass hair...

You: This female dose

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: go shave it...

You: ?

You: Then my dog wont have anything to play with

Stranger: u horny bitch !!

Stranger: i am part of peta

You: hehehe Maybeeee

Stranger: prevention of cruelty to animals

You: Im from the KKK

You: Kul KLUX KLAN

Stranger: kkk?

Stranger: oh...

Stranger: am from the Joint family...

You: we try to keep ppl from canada from geting to our great state of africa

Stranger: why do u have such a grudge against canadians?

You: they sold me a bad pair of soilded panites before !

You: GAWD DAMN THEM ALL ! !

Stranger: but u ppl do have great penisses

You: Well I must say, It its big

You: MUU MUU HAHA

Stranger: yeah so bend it round and stick it up ur ass

You: why must u talk to a lady this way

Stranger: coz

Stranger: i have my doubts whether u are a lady

You: Shut up an bring me my turkey leg !

Stranger: and i'll stick it up ur ass

You: Sip sip sip. Sipping on some syrup. sipping on some syrup !

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: juicy cum

Stranger: huh?

You: ur suck a kidder Alfred

You: such**

Stranger: omg...

Stranger: i love u

Stranger: alfred...!!

You: I HATE UR GU TS

You: Guts**

Stranger: same here...

You: but I love pie

Stranger: pie*r*r=are of circle

Stranger: ..|..

You: 3.14

Stranger: lol...

Stranger: as if i didnt know...

Stranger: its more accurately 3.1472

You: Shhh]

You: I dont like ur tone !

Stranger: me too

Stranger: so fuck off

You: I heard what u did...........

You: ...................... last summer !

Stranger: hmm... so what re you gonna do with it

Stranger: pleasure ur coochie to it..?

You: Dump that bitch in a lake of course ! Duhhh

Stranger: and?

Stranger: what if the cops find it?

You: I am a damn cop u hag !

Stranger: yeah ... riite...

Stranger: lol...

You: LOL WUT

Stranger: suck on these ( . )( . )

Stranger: or oo=======>

You: 8================D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~

You: PAWN !

Stranger: ROOK !!

You: of the year

You: was a great movie

You: in the 90s

Stranger: so?

You: u know what !

You: IM braking up with u !

Stranger: when the fck did we get toghether ?

You: Good day to u sir

Stranger: have a lovely evening urself

You: I SAAAIIIDDD GOOD DAY ! !

Stranger: so?

You: later chump lol

[speedminded]

You: I need 2 orders of sesame kitten

You: you deliver right?

Stranger: yeah, where you live?

You: atlanta

You: not gonna be cold is it?!

Stranger: okay, let me just hop on a plain :) no, we have built-in heating

You: Where's a "plain" gonna get you?

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[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: woof
Stranger: From South Korea?
You: WOOF
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[speedminded]

Stranger: I dont know, I hear they are very popular up North

You: oh you are from the south then

Stranger: yes south west

Stranger: i am a New Mexican

Stranger: we are sort of like mexicans but more modern thats why its called New Mexicans

[Nubz]

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Stranger: guess what
You: WHATTTTTTTTT
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Stranger: HA!
You: rick rollllllled ehh
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[Val@TopSpeed]

Stranger: Anything Can Happen In The Next Half An Hour
You: like you dying in a fire?
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[AFSil80]

My stranger claimed to be a girl. I was apprehensive, since I"ve noticed some girls lie and say they are guys, and vice versa.

This is how it ended:

You: dead serious, i didn't take the pic
You: and i didn't retitle it
Stranger: its ok
You: well stranger, have fun
Stranger: you too, its been fun chatting with you
You: well, have fun, and dont trust the French
You: or Italians
You: or arabs
Stranger: good advice
You: and keep the Chinese contained
You: they are the devil in yellow skin clothing
Stranger: haha
You: This is Peter, signing off
Stranger: how inflammatory
You: hahahahahahaha
You: HOLLA
Stranger: I'm rebecca, see you round x
You: werd
You: ill be sure to scream out "REBECCA! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! every time I start
Stranger: omg i love it
Stranger: what a tribute
You: you can do the same with my name, just be ready b/c then they will know you're a girl
You: or gay
You: one of the two
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: potentially both
You: hahahahahaha
You: aight, well i gotta try the new line out
You: take care
Stranger: see you!
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[Val@TopSpeed]

Stranger: sex?
You: hot dog
Stranger: no i just had my food thanks :)
You: no... hot dog sex
Stranger: no thanks
Stranger: just sex
You: do you want to be the weiner or the buns
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[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: *insert obligatory greeting*
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[Doppelgänger]

old news....was playing around on this last year.

[AFSil80]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: earth
You: or would mars spark a better conversation?
Stranger: fucking usa fucking china fucking japan!
You: ok
You: so you're probably from the UK then
Stranger: im from korea
Stranger: u?
You: are you a dirty commie?
Stranger: i like uk
You: i fucking hate communists
Stranger: fuck
You: south or north korea
Stranger: u china or japan?!
Stranger: s!
You: ok, that's one GOOD thing about you
Stranger: fucking japan and chian!
Stranger: fuck!
Stranger: s.kor is good!
You: FUCKING NEITHER
You: fuck china
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: fuck usa fuck japan fuck china!
Stranger: haha
You: i think you meant to type
You: kekekekeeke
You: instead of hahahahaha
You: unless this thing is translating it forme
Stranger: u from?
Stranger: i ask u from?
You: a country that keeps yours from getting wiped off the face of the earth by a crazy dildo to the north of you
Stranger: maybe u from china or japan!
Stranger: fuck u!
You: you dumb bastard
Stranger: fuck u!
You: go practice karate or some shit in the DMZ
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[trista]

Stranger: Looking for gay man to cum with me on the cam
You: but i'm a chick :[
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:C

[AFSil80]

^ What are the odds, hahaha.

[speedminded]

Stranger: looking for dominate female to tease me

You: how old?

Stranger: im 19

You: Not your age you little slut.

You: *cracks whip*

Stranger: lol

You: Say my name bitch!

Stranger: how old are you

You: *cracks whip* Say it!

You: NOW!

You: Don't make me rip your own dick off and shove it down your own throat you little cum gobbler.

Stranger: I dont know your name

You: Read it! I'm the stranger!

Stranger: i want the stranger to prove to me its a girl

You: Do the stranger!

Stranger: cuz im not gay

You: DO THE STRANGER!

You: I'm gonna rip that hair off your nipples if you don't tell me you're doing the stranger

Stranger: im doing the stranger! im doing the stranger! im doing the stranger!

You: lol

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[AFSil80]

You: SFOT?!
You: IA?!
You: BUTTSECKS!?
Stranger: ????
You: normally you put words before a question mark
You: just sayin
Stranger: normally you write readable words
Stranger: jsut sayin
You: and you can't even do that
You: congrats
You: have fun being dumb in life
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[speedminded]

lol, really? It was s 50/50 chance english or aussie...



Stranger: hey mate

You: hello stranger from down under!

Stranger: haha wtf

Stranger: howd u know

[cactusEG]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: ever travel to another country?

You: yes

You: myanus

You: in alabama

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: so what exactly is in.....myanus?

You: a cow

You: a house

You: a dog

Stranger: your saying there is a dog in myanus??

You: oscer myer winner e

You: Whinner*

Stranger: i think its winer

Stranger: wiener

You: a transvestite

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hey hey hey!
You: smoke weed everyday!
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[hondachik]

will continue this tomorrow :lmfao:

[Ed]

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You: woof
Stranger: meow
You: grrr
You: woof woof
Stranger: *hissss* *swipe*
You: *runs* *barks from distance* woof woof woof
Stranger: *disconnects*
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[AFSil80]

^ Must have been Evan.

[Arm&hammer]

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You: hey buddy
Stranger: heyyyy buddd
Stranger: how are you?
You: ayyy
Stranger: long time no talk
You: I'm good
You: you?
You: yes yes
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: cant complain
You: Das kewl
Stranger: hows the wife?
You: good
You: pregnant
Stranger: niceee
You: again
Stranger: and little billy?
You: i need to puch that bitch in the stomach
You: idk
Stranger: nahhhh
You: yeah
You: shes a stupid slut
Stranger: just wear a condom!
You: her babies don't need to live
You: I like punching in the stomach better
You: and sex feels better with no condom
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: yeah i hear ya there
Stranger: just protect little billy
Stranger: hes a sucker
You: yeah
You: he has foster parents now
Stranger: gonna get lots of girlies pregonant in the first grade
Stranger: oh shit foster parents?
You: police took him away after i beat the shit out of my wife
Stranger: damnnn hows that be?
Stranger: damnnnnnn
You: idk
You: i had to spend the night in jail
Stranger: yeppp been there
You: If she ever calls the cops again
Stranger: so looking for a new wife?
You: i'll slit her fucking throat
You: nope
You: mine is good
Stranger: just a slut?
You: she's ok.
You: but sometimes she doesn't have dinner ready
Stranger: bitchhhhh
You: so i have to kick her fucking ass
Stranger: tsk tskkkk
You: i know
You: But i like it when she doesnt have dinner waiting
Stranger: why?
You: I like to slap her
You: it's very satisfying
Stranger: hahahha
You: i rape her.
Stranger: i like slapping her nose when i fuck her
Stranger: makes her tear
You: i like it when she cups my balls and sucks my dick while i slap the shit out of her
Stranger: bet that feels nice
You: i dont fuck with her nose
You: too much blood
Stranger: one time
You: and i already broke it
You: when i punched it
Stranger: i stuck my dick up her nose
Stranger: then her ear
Stranger: it was fucking epic
You: i came on her eyes and she cried
Stranger: bitch yelled so loud
Stranger: i fucked her cousin too
You: my slut yells so loud when i stick my dick up her ass without lube
You: and if she yells i put her head in the covers and suffocate her
Stranger: i LOVE doing that
You: one time she refused to let me fuck
You: so i raped her
Stranger: one time i shit on her asscrack and made her lick it
You: then when she was sleeping i came all over her face and let that shit dry up
You: hahaha
You: have you ever given your slut a dirt sanchez?
Stranger: oh hell yeah!
Stranger: bitch loves that
You: gotta love it
Stranger: once
Stranger: i licked her ass then shoved a lamp in it
You: i banged my wifes mom and i wasn't satisfied
You: hahaha
You: i shoved a back skratcher up my bitches ass
Stranger: ahahahhaha
Stranger: one time i tickled her vag with a hamster
You: LOL
Stranger: it was soaked soon after
Stranger: then i made her lick it dry
Stranger: bitch coughed up a hairball
You: lol
Stranger: what else you do to her
You: lots of shit
You: if she doesnt mow the lawn
You: i make her eat grass
Stranger: ahahhaha
You: one time she didn't pick up her dogs shit
Stranger: one time i shoved rabbit turds up her nose then fucked her hard
You: so i shoved her fucking face in it
You: i gave her a black eye because she looked at me wrong
You: she once cheated on me so i carved slut into her chest with a carrot peeler
Stranger: i make her dial her brothers number with her ass
You: and she tried to leave me once so i handcuffed her to my bed for 2 days with out food.
Stranger: then she talks in yiddish
Stranger: damn
Stranger: harshhhhhh
You: she shouldn't get dumb women idea's
You: it happens everytime she watches life time
Stranger: last weekend i stratched her asshole with pliers
You: hahaha
Stranger: then i swam in it
You: lol
You: i forced her mouth open with sexual instrement and had me and my friends cum in her mouth
You: then she said she liked it and i literally beat her the fuck down
Stranger: i pinched her nipples off and stored them in a pickling jar
Stranger: now they stay in the freezer
You: nice man
You: i couldn't do that
You: i like the nipples
Stranger: it was sweet
You: i like the sweet taste of her blood
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: m or f
You: c
You: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: EAT MOR CHIKIN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bus Driver J]

I am fuckin addicted to this site now. Its sooo fuckin funny. Non of my conversations have been as good as the ones Ive read here but good times non the less.

Stranger: im searching an asian woman (better japanese)
You: Same here, no luck either huh??
Stranger: i ve known an hawaian
You: Come on man, I need some help finding them. You got any pointers...
Stranger: be patient
You: thats all you got for me??
Stranger: you like japanese girl?
You: of course I do. Who doesnt?
Stranger: i ve a site for pen friend! do u want?
You: Pen friend? Thats too much work.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and so what u want?
Stranger: they are smooth!!!
You: I know all the ink pens I have are smooth.
You: But I like the ones with rubber grips
Stranger: eh?pens?
You: Werent we talking about pen friends?
Stranger: lol
You: I name all mine.
You: I know its weird but it keeps a good connection with them
You: They wont usually run away if you do so
You: I had a pen called Bic but it ran out of ink.
Stranger: lol
You: So I threw it away
You: Thats not funny
You: Ink is a serious business
Stranger: why not is it a metaphore?
You: Theres no metaphores here bud
Stranger: okkey i've laughed for sure!!!bye funny dude! i must search!!!!
You: Good Luck!!
Stranger: bye lol!

[Chuckster]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi. Are you live in South Korea?
You: No North Korea, you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[slostang]

I am fuckin addicted to this site now. Its sooo fuckin funny. Non of my conversations have been as good as the ones Ive read here but good times non the less.

Stranger: im searching an asian woman (better japanese)
You: Same here, no luck either huh??
Stranger: i ve known an hawaian
You: Come on man, I need some help finding them. You got any pointers...
Stranger: be patient
You: thats all you got for me??
Stranger: you like japanese girl?
You: of course I do. Who doesnt?
Stranger: i ve a site for pen friend! do u want?
You: Pen friend? Thats too much work.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and so what u want?
Stranger: they are smooth!!!
You: I know all the ink pens I have are smooth.
You: But I like the ones with rubber grips
Stranger: eh?pens?
You: Werent we talking about pen friends?
Stranger: lol
You: I name all mine.
You: I know its weird but it keeps a good connection with them
You: They wont usually run away if you do so
You: I had a pen called Bic but it ran out of ink.
Stranger: lol
You: So I threw it away
You: Thats not funny
You: Ink is a serious business
Stranger: why not is it a metaphore?
You: Theres no metaphores here bud
Stranger: okkey i've laughed for sure!!!bye funny dude! i must search!!!!
You: Good Luck!!
Stranger: bye lol!

check your pm's on the other site.

[Bus Driver J]

Stranger: GET OUT!!!
You: .....no?
Stranger: si?
You: I no wanna
Stranger: you speak bad yourself +
Stranger: no?
Stranger: 8====D penis
Stranger: ( + )( + ) boobies
You: LOL, your good at this stuff...
Stranger: V pussys
Stranger: oh you would know.mp2
You: Do you have one for anal prolapse?
Stranger: ¤ ?
You: FAIL
Stranger: OH!
Stranger: then show me you count faced fuck
You: Go ask your mom what it looks like
You: She can show you
Stranger: i just did
Stranger: and she flipped me off
You: Shes just upset
Stranger: then i raped the shit out of her
You: Thats fuckin good times there
Stranger: i make a fritzel
You: Is that a pastry?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hello stranger.
You: sometimes when im alone in my room i stare at the wall
You: hello other stranger
You: you seem normal
Stranger: me too.
Stranger: not at all.
You: well fuck me running
You: that;s my damn luck
You: i thought everyone on this site was normal
You: jeez
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: im not
You: well, what makes you abnormal?
You: do you scratch your butt and sniff your fingers afterwards?
Stranger: im "emo" from what people tell me.
Stranger: hmm no
You: oh fuck YOU emo kid
You: you goddamn kids are ruining punk music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Bus Driver J]

Holy fuck, I just had a conversation that lasted almost an hour!!! Weird? Id say so....

[UpSideDownDesi]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: tell me about your troubles
Stranger: :D
You: sure i can only open up if i know who you are, guy or a girl?
Stranger: guy
You: oh let me tell u my troubles then
Stranger: but a feminine guy, at that.
You: FUCK YOU....i feel better



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up!?
You: eh bored out of my mind......reason here.
You: u?
Stranger: nothing!
Stranger: where r u from!?
You: Atlanta
You: u?
Stranger: iran!
You: hold up did u say iran?
Stranger: yeah
You have disconnected.

[TheGodfather]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i 23 m greece
Stranger: u
You: im 87 t canada
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hello. Have you met my friend? His name is "Your conversational partner has disconnected."

You: good one

You: asswipe

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Perhaps I should introduce you?

Stranger: Oh look!

Stranger: There he is now!

You have disconnected.

^ owned.

[NewGen33]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: woot convo!!
Stranger: 春哥
You: SIGH
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: r u gay?
You: well i did have a pretty good day today
You: so...
Stranger: r u gay?
You: i guess so im not sad
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: alright, lets play a game
You: hi future friend
You: ok
Stranger: lets pretend you're a guy if you already arn't. and there's this asian chick that's trying to get with you.
You: uh huh
Stranger: she's about 6 on the hotness scale (ew muffin top) but fortunately you're not an overly shallow person...BUT you want to stay friends with her, even though she wants to be an item
You: i see
Stranger: and she'll get all weepy and self hating if you keep turning her down
Stranger: what do you do?
You: roofies so everyone else can have a go at her
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: thanks friend, my thoughts exactly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

You: like eiffel tower paris?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: do u know another one?
Stranger: texas?
You: they do the eiffel tower in texas too?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: never been there
You: everything is bigger in texas, they say
Stranger: but i know there is a town called paris there
You: By eiffel tower, i mean the sex position.
Stranger: theres a position named after the eiffel tower?
You: LOL yes.
You: One guy at a girl's mouth and the other is behind and the two guys high five each other.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

are all these people virgins? because i keep fucking with them and none of them are getting what i'm saying.

[creman]

or they just don't have sex with other guys. I didn't know what the crap that was either.

[Buttons]

Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: i'm disco
You: disco what?
Stranger: disconnected
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ranger250x]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ddduuuudddeeee
Stranger: heya
You: what is up!?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: u?
You: bout to go on a date
You: im super excited
Stranger: from where u are?
You: usa
You: u?
Stranger: Latvia
You: sweet
You: what do you do in Latvia
Stranger: play basketball
Stranger: u in usa?
You: profressionally?
You: i work in a wearhouse mixing paint
Stranger: yes
You: cool whats your number
Stranger: 8
You: how many points a game?
Stranger: 30-40
You: good job
You: is your name raimonds
Stranger: no
Stranger: Okey bay an go fuck your self you muther fucker
You: haha
Stranger: lol
You: okay
You: just trying to find out who im talking to
Stranger: your not interesting so fuck your self
Stranger: ":D
You: bye

I think i actually found out exactly who i was talking to. the possiblity is there

[Turbd4DE]

lol good find qd:crazy:

[AFSil80]

Stranger: Kenny?
You: yeah!
You: JUST KIDDING
You have disconnected.

[hondachik]

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D O Y O U W A N T C A N D Y ?

You: no

You: pedobear!!!

Stranger: asl?

You: 3/f/ga

You: u?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

Stranger: hey... today i had a bit of an embarrassing experience. My high school does this meeting for incoming freshmen where a few select seniors answer questions about high school life and such. I was one of them. I got there and there was a table and some fold-up chairs to sit in. There were about 100 little 13 year olds and some parents across from me, along with 5 other seniors sitting next to me. I happened to be sitting next to one of my long time crushes. It was pretty casual so I wore basketball shorts and a t-shirt.

I started to notice a lot of kids staring at me. Didnt think anything of it, as i was kind of the one answering most questions. Then one girl who looked like a real bitch raised her hand for a question. She got called on, and said that her question was for the boy in the blue t-shirt. That was me. Her question was "I can see your scrotum hanging out of your shorts. You should hide your balls better." God fucking damnit. I could see everyone in the crowd look from her to me, and then slightly below me. My face almost exploded with redness. Then she finished it off with "They're all sweaty. Are you hot?"

So I just sat there. Youd expect everyone else to be dead silent, but that was only the case for the parents in the crowd. All of the freshmen girls were snickering. Some were pointing it out to their friends who didn't see it yet. I shifted in my seat and realized that I was indeed hanging out a little, and pulled down my shorts to cover up. What the fuck.

Luckily there was a teacher there moderating it who quickly said to go onto the next question, and to keep it appropriate. But the damage was done. I looked through my peripherals at my crush. She was trying hard to hold back a smile, half embarrassed for me and half wanting to take part in the giggling.

Nobody said a word to me after that. So, what should I do about my crush?

You: shut the fuck up

Stranger: lo

Stranger: can i fuck you anally?

You: how much u pay?

Stranger: 80 pesos

You: speak english

Stranger: fuck you ******

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



LOL is it just me or do the freaks come out at night?

[AFSil80]

Stranger: hi
You: herro
Stranger: hero?
You: no, herro
You: i not a hero
You: i say herro
Stranger: whats herro?
You: i from china ^_^
You: i mak u raff out roud
You: and spy on us of a
Stranger: raffout roud?
You: you know, RAFF OUT ROUD
You: ROR
You: i say joke
You: you raff!
Stranger: u mean laugh out loud?
You: YES
You: RAFF OUT ROUD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

Stranger: buttsex!

You: no

You: buttsecks!

Stranger: no! buttsects!

You: zomg

You: wut wut

You: itb

Stranger: let's meet up and do naughty stuff!

You: cool

You: what time

You: and what place

You: winder?

Stranger: your place

You: no

You: too many people here

You: too many mesicans

Stranger: oohh touch mine touch yours

You: ooo

You: your + mine

Stranger: = good times

You: www.kyjelly.com ?

You: awesome

You: lets get intense too

You: i get a walmart discount

Stranger: fuck yeah.

You: OH FUCK YEAH

Stranger: let's do it at a walmart

You: in the bathroom?

Stranger: with a greeter watching

You: ooo

You: no

You: its late

You: they gone home now

Stranger: lets go wake one up

You: i dont know where any live =\

You: i can hack the system and find out

Stranger: at the old folks home, silly!

You: ooo sorry!

Stranger: yeah..let's get an old man with hair in his ears to watch us.

You: no

Stranger: his name will be ernie

You: i want a woman and man

Stranger: ernie and ethle

You: so they can watch and then follow

Stranger: yeah

You: bertha and ernie

Stranger: i see what you did

You: kinda like bert and ernie

Stranger: and i like it

You: =)

Stranger: yeah big bertha

You: u will like a lot more

You: evan?

Stranger: if that's what you want to call me

You: catnip?

You: no, no big bertha. ernie can't support her

Stranger: chocolate coathanger?

You: awesome

Stranger: ernie is a stud

You: ooo

You: he takes enzite

You: and steroids

Stranger: he's got a 3 foot cack

You: ZOMG

You: enzite DOES work

Stranger: and bertha has many folds to fuck

Stranger: touch mine TOUCH YOURS

You: i can buy a dildo to help him out

Stranger: yeah a double headed scorpion

You: omg we think alike

Stranger: and one of those fist ones

You: yeahhhh

You: fisting her anal hole

Stranger: and a live oppossum

You: and video it

You: and place it on redtube

Stranger: no spankwire

You: ooo

You: never heard of it

You: must visit it now

Stranger: you go now.

You: i am

You: i'm already looking

You: i have cable internet

You: =)

Stranger: i have dialup but i taped 6 internets together

You: i already see a pretty pussy

You: ooo you're clever

Stranger: buttsex!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[AFSil80]

Stranger: rawr
Stranger: m or f
You: AWESOME, a DINOSAUR
Stranger: male or female
You: 1 sec
You: fixin a drink
You: ok, here we go
You: you're a dinosaur
You: i'm a dinosaur
You: but you know what
You: you're gonna be my bitch
You: know why
Stranger: male or female
You: ............................................... ..........................._,-~"¯¯"~-,
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::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::\: : : : : : |: : :\::::::\ I'm A T-rex Mother Fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: thats accually pretty cool
You: yeah, i got it rom SFOT
Stranger: i'm talking to a dude arn't i
You: you fuckin know it
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: well hope u get drunk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Buttons]

i just got a bisexual 15 year old male in new zealand... i hit the jackpot!

so many /b/tards on here.

[quickdodge®]

so many /b/tards on here.

Self-ownage at it's best. Later, QD.

[teh bri]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: heyyyy.

Stranger: Imperispuxently inanomagant graphicement eplosed.

You: ..English?

Stranger: Of course.

You: Hahaha, where you from?

Stranger: Why this should matter? It shouldn't.

You: Oh Okay.

You: I was wondering what language you were typing in.

Stranger: This is English, because it's created by word generator using an English dictionary.

Stranger: Now try to think what this possibly could mean.

You: Um, good to know.

You: Are you always a jerk, or does it come natural?

Stranger: Interesting observation: a jerk will always act like a jerk, and normal person can do both.

You: You're very smart.

Stranger: Very, or too? I hope for the former.

You: My name is Bri by the way, what's yours?

Stranger: Well, I'm George.

Stranger: Will turn 20 in 9 days!
You: Where do you live?

Stranger: Exactly? Should I give coordinates?

You: Lol, no.

You: I live in Atlanta, Georgia.

You: Do you live in the United States..?

Stranger: No, I live in Russia.

You: Oh.
Stranger: Are you fat?
Stranger: You live in Atlanta, so I thought i'd ask.
You: Excuse me?
You: What makes you say that?
Stranger: Atlanta people are always eating.
You: No I'm not fat.

:lmfao: :lmfao: Asshole.

[Z0_o6]

super.

[Ed]

will read again

[Crazy Asian]

will never read again.

[Z0_o6]

sorry i read it the first time.

[teh bri]

Lol, oh hush it.

[FasTech]

.......Ok then.

[teh bri]

bwhahahaha.


Now, i found someone off ia on there.


weird.

[DeutscheBAG!]

Riveting Story Chap

[NewGen33]

I think there might possibly already be a thread for this...possibly.

[Catnip]

http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/2/pyzamcouple.jpg

[teh bri]

bite me.

[Z0_o6]

where?

[Thighs]

great thread you dirty slut. ))<>((

[AnthonyF]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/741k.gif

-Ant.

[NewGen33]

What would posting a thread about getting owned while getting owned for posting a thread about getting owned equal? :thinking:

[MeFryRice]

Now, i found someone off ia on there.

That was me. :ninja:

[MeFryRice]

I just got this one..

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE] Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a convicted sex criminal.
You are advised for your own saftey not to disclose any personal information. Thank you.
Stranger: hi

[ironchef]

Cool omegle, bro.

[vkash1208]

i like mefryrice's better.

[Slow Motion]

Grammer owns him. Damn. You can tell he's stupid.

[aaronfelipe]

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u180/TRYMY40/741k.gif

-Ant.



LOL this shit just made my night!

[RandomGuy]

Damn i never heard of omegle until today....
gave it a test run


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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey!
You: OMFG WASUP?!
Stranger: m or f?
You: M
Stranger: F
Stranger: age
Stranger: from?
You: 19
Stranger: 18
You: I'm from somalia, but my heritage is irish
Stranger: USA
Stranger: sports?
You: I'm actually in the US right now
Stranger: really
You: In Atlanta, GA
Stranger: Kewl
Stranger: Boston MA
Stranger: sports?
You: what about 'em?
Stranger: do u play any?
You: i play pocket pool
Stranger: whts tht
Stranger: ?
You: play with the pool stick in my pants
You: bhahah
Stranger: i like tht
Stranger: can i come in?
You: of course
Stranger: ooh i likeee
You: i have a serious question for you
Stranger: yes
You: Have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your face (like completely to where you couldnt breathe)
You: seriously
Stranger: nah you?
You: You must be an anal birth
You: I c i c
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: I Get it!
Stranger: LoL
You: bhaha
Stranger: Ur Funny
Stranger: We Should Cyber Sex!
Stranger: U start
You: omg we should
Stranger: =)
You: no you start
Stranger: no u pleez
Stranger: =(
You: Ok we're driving down the street, and we pull over
You: .... your turn
Stranger: i hop into the back seat... lie down on the floor and drag your hand with me.......... ur turn
You: i go back to the backseat and whip out my schlong and swing it around
Stranger: huh?
You: slap you across the forehead with it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[hondachik]

ooooooooooooooookay

[Catnip]

Grammer owns him. Damn. You can tell he's stupid.


lol wut excuse me

[RandomGuy]

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Stranger: hey
You: shut the fuck up
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[TheGodfather]

Stranger: hey asl plz
You: HERRO
You: 67 T CANADA
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[Buttons]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: mah drunken bish?
Stranger: im 12 girl pleese dont discunnect

You: right
Stranger: wut?
You: isn't it past your bed time?
Stranger: ya so
You: maybe you should learn to spell disconnect... seeing as it's in the bottom left...
Stranger: shut up
You: so i doubt you are 12.
You: or a girl
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[speedminded]

Wood frogs can be frozen solid and then thawed, and continue living. They use the glucose in their body to protect their vital organs while they are in a frozen state.

[DeeAOne]

ive yet to find a person from this fucking country. lol

[hondachik]

I have to talk myself out of going on the website, lol.

[speedminded]

That was retarded, I typed something in the search thread box and it posted it here lol wtf?

[speedminded]

old news....was playing around on this last year.Bullshit, the site wasn't created until the end of March THIS year.

[1d10t]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: 21 M ITALY !

You: i bet mines longer

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[B18c1Turboed]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: u gonna be boring also

Stranger: haha

Stranger: only if u want me to be

Stranger: lol

You: yes thats exactly what i want

Stranger: haha!

Stranger: abit of sarcasm

Stranger: u must be british

You: Give it too me like that, exactly how you give it too your girl, NICE AND BORING

Stranger: haha!

You: thats what she said last night

Stranger: well u obviously dont know me

Stranger: lol

You: well i would hope not, i dont want my cherry popped yet

Stranger: im far from boring

Stranger: haha

Stranger: how old r ya

You: 24

Stranger: cool im 24 too

Stranger: wats ur name

You: really so have you ever popped someones anal Cherry before

Stranger: hahaa

Stranger: yes actually

You: i take that as no

Stranger: not sure if i shud be proud of that or not

You: like i said u must be boring

Stranger: hows that boring?

You: I want another guy to pop my anal cherry, how is that not boring?

Stranger: id pop your anal cherry hun

Stranger: wats ur name

You: can we play sword sticks after?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: if u must

Stranger: lol

You: or how about stomach swords

You: can i pop ur cherry also

Stranger: hehe ok

Stranger: wats ur asl

You: u 1st

You: dont be shy,u already said u would pop my cherry

Stranger: 20 m uk

You: well i guess we wherent meant too be. my parents only want me too have and american boyfriend, they think all gay couples should be from the same country.

You: Go figure

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[B18c1Turboed]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: u looking for love?

You: or a good lay?

Stranger: Yes I am

You: thats kinda sad you fucken looser!!!

Stranger: Haha

Stranger: I'm the loser

You: your 5 fingers quit on you

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: They are busy i'm your moms twat

You: damm that must a big twat, i was just in there and i didnt see them

Stranger: It's a wind tunnel

You: so i guess u must be asain

Stranger: Me so horny

You: u have too use your fingers, too make them think its your dick

You: i bet you use your thumbs

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[speedminded]

I haven't been on Omegle in over 2 days, whew.

[quickdodge®]

Stranger: hey where u from
You: I'm QD and I'll ask the questions around here
Stranger: oh SURE
You: now where are you from?
Stranger: ur dreams
You: SO you're a one-legged, pink-eyed circle jerking unicorn with a pulsating ass?
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: aint I cute?
You: it's as if Tim Burton took my dreams and made into another tear jerking, adolescent feature film
Stranger: uh
Stranger: now where u from?
Stranger: at least we could have a bit of a smarter talk around here
You: well.....when a man and a woman love each very much (or after a number of beers in a honky tonk bar), they show that love in a meaningful way...the man tried to get closer to the woman and the only way to get the closest is to put his penis inside her vagina....nine months after that inicdent, a baby emerges...
Stranger: emerges
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good English
Stranger: will bounce tho
You: get the fuck out then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Later, QD.

[MachNU]

holy shit b18 is coming up with some great ones! :lmao:

[MachNU]

Holy shit i can not get this bitch to disconnect! finally got her to disconnect!

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are u from?
You: us
Stranger: age?
You: LOL, come on you know you want to type it
You: got the greetings out of the way, instead of beating around the bush and asking it in 3 seperate questions just ask it all at once!
Stranger: adl
Stranger: asl
You: always sucking lumberjacks!?!?! wtf thats kinda gay
Stranger: i love you
You: lol there we go straight to the point again
Stranger: i need u tonight
You: really because i need a million dollars!
You: can you help me with that?
You: or you just $5 sucky sucky long time type of girl?
Stranger: i love you too
You: really because i love me to!
Stranger: close your mouth and go to the bed with me
You: you been checked?
Stranger: come on baby
You: because if i go fishing i am hoping not to catch something
Stranger: my sweet heart~
You: so i take it thats a negative on the gettign checked?
Stranger: put off my clothes please
You: put off your clothes? how do i go about putting off your clothes?
Stranger: we r enjoying internet sex
Stranger: you know?
Stranger: ok
You: yeah but i am still lost at the putting off your clothes
Stranger: Let's start
You: plus i am still hesitant if you have something dont want to catch anything
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i love u too
You: i love me to! isnt that great
Stranger: kiss me baby
You: where do i kiss you at?
You: dont want to kiss somewhere i am not suppose to be kissing at!
Stranger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: plus just curious but you have been checked out before right?
You: still dont want to catch anything
You: "mmmmmmmm..." whats so good? you eating something during sex?
Stranger: I m eating your hard penis
You: HOLY SHIT REALLY! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY PENIS THAT SHIT HURTS!
You: I kinda need that!
You: plus you have been checked, want to make sure you dont have the herpes at the mouth or something!
Stranger: your wang is so sexy
Stranger: and very hot
You: is it, wouldnt think as much after you where eating on it!
You: you bite fucking hard to!
You: Also i am kinda hungry i am going to the kitchen real fast, you want anything?
Stranger: do you want me?
You: i want you to make me a sandwich, thats kinda sexy!
Stranger: am i sexy?
You: are you in the kitchen?
You: you go into the kitchen where you belong and make me a sandwich that would be sexy!
Stranger: haha cute boy~
You: and while your in there can you clean it up some? you've been slacking lately
Stranger: hey lovely boy!
You: Yes?
Stranger: shut up your mouth and suck my niddle
You: you in the kitchen yet?
You: what the fuck is a niddle?
Stranger: you r cute
You: really i always thought so to!
Stranger: you want me!right
Stranger: ??
You: Only if you go into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here u r
Stranger: this is for you
Stranger: I made it
You: What did you make me?
Stranger: let's start
Stranger: sandwich
You: what type? or at least whats on it, could be allregic to something
Stranger: chu~♥
You: What the hell is chu? that some type of asian shit?
You: Because i hate asian food!
You: Really turns me off!
Stranger: sex with me baby
You: Wait i still want to know whats on this sandwich, cant play around on an empty stomach!
Stranger: you are a blockedhead.....i m so sad.....
Stranger: bye......
Stranger: i cant stand anymore....
You: Wait whats on this sandwich?
You: I have a sandwich which i dont know whats on it? What the hell am i suppose to do with it?
Stranger: I just wanted you...
Stranger: I'm so sorry.....
You: And i wanted a sandwich!
You: I mean how the hell am i suppose to have sex with a girl who cant even make a sandwich!
Stranger: so, you want me to make sandwhich for u?
You: Thought you already made me a sandwich?
You: What the fuck where you doing in the kitchen eariler then?
Stranger: you hate me...right....???
Stranger: okay....
Stranger: then i will say bye....
You: Well you cant make a sandwich, and you havent cleaned the kitchen yet? what else are you good for?
You: Plus you chew instead of suck...i mean come on!
You: You arent exactly the best of the best!
Stranger: .........
Stranger: my baby......
Stranger: bye.........
You: Wait...
You: Still need to know what kinda sandwich this is? Dont want to throw away a perfectly good sandwich!
Stranger: sandwich is my ass
Stranger: eat my ass
You: Yeah thought it smelled kinda shitty!
You: Did you at least do the dishes while you where in there eariler?
Stranger: yeah
You: Well least you did something right!
You: Mind vacuuming the house while i go watch tv?
You: Might be a foot ball game on or something
Stranger: i loved u very much
Stranger: but u hated me
Stranger: right
Stranger: sandwich cant be matter
You: Well again, you cant make a good sandwich, you chew instead of suck, not giving me much to go with here!
Stranger: problem is our love..
You: No not our, just you! spend more time in the kitchen where you belong and you might learn something!

****

Stranger: bye.....
You: See ya!
Stranger: ^^.....
Stranger: I loved you....
You: What your still here?
Stranger: I will miss you.......
You: Dam bitch get a move on! Trying to watch this game!
You: I miss me all the time to!
Stranger: .....
Stranger: I will kill my self
Stranger: because of u
You: Alright well at least do it elsewhere, dont need the police here and shit!
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: you love me?
You: DAM BITCH, make up your mind you coming or going?
You: Thought you where already gone by know!
Stranger: 병신아 = asshole! :lmao:
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[MongolPup]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: oh hai
Stranger: Herro
You: i see what you did there
Stranger: Vat?
Stranger: are u from nasioc?
You: lol nope, Import Atlanta
Stranger: im from nasioc
You: we have a thread about this, everyone posts up their conversations. ha.
Stranger: i heard import atlanta crew is gay
You: word on the street is that nasioc is full of emo bitches
You: though that may be wrxatlanta. not sure
You: i do, however, thank you for the endless caturday posts.
Stranger: Yes, the emos are bitches there, but being a loose skank in atlanta is horrendous
You: i see.
Stranger: Caturday day wasn't invented by nasioc
You: 4chan no?
You: but you guys had that 100+ page thread
You: which provided me with most of my pictures
Stranger: we invemted OMGHI2U and a few other catch frases
Stranger: Like WAPCE
You: something about a woman blank blank blank blank?
Stranger: women are pure conentrated evil
You: I think I remember Miranda posting that, she's been neck deep in STi's forever
You: dunno what her username on there is
Stranger: u know Rouge and Nick?
You: she was sponsored by TopSpeed for awhile
You: nah
You: Greg, Dana, Miranda, Flip?
Stranger: i gotta go i have some pop tarts cooking in the toaster oven
You: hahaha
You: have fun and don't get e-aids
Stranger: why u laugh at that :(
You: well normally i eat them cold, since i'm in a hurry
Stranger: Im not ashamed I eat the sparkle berry pop tarts with a juicy box of apple juice
You: whatever floats your flat 4 boat
Stranger: ooo i like that
Stranger: can i use it?
You: please do.
You: MongolPup.
Stranger: kthxbi

[ilovemyhonda.]

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You: hi i have a dirty mouth
Stranger: hi, use soap
You: want to put it in my mouth?
Stranger: no. I will trust you with that duty
You: dont be shy play dirty
Stranger: Can i use a hose ?
You: your hose?
Stranger: fire hose
You: biig bigg bigg boooiiiiiiiiii
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[speedminded]

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You: hi i have a dirty mouth
Stranger: hi, use soap
You: want to put it in my mouth?
Stranger: no. I will trust you with that duty
You: dont be shy play dirty
Stranger: Can i use a hose ?
You: your hose?
Stranger: fire hose
You: biig bigg bigg boooiiiiiiiiii
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[ilovemyhonda.]

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Stranger: Daomn
You: engrish?
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: Well actually it's Jive/Ebonics for "Damn"
You: thats what i thought
You: f or m
Stranger: m
Stranger: and you?
You: f and ready to get naughty
Stranger: Sounds great...
Stranger: What are you into?
You: vroom vroom from the back?
Stranger: Sure... I can get into that
You: are you a minute man? or can you go at it for hours?
Stranger: As many hours as you feel like, really.
You: whatchu know about that birthday sex?
Stranger: What do you mean?
Stranger: You have to answer... now you got me curious...
You: do you like it on the kitchen table or the stove?
Stranger: I like it when you lean over the kitchen-table and take it from the back.
You: can i speak into your microphone and blow your whistle alittle bit?
Stranger: You most certainly can
You: can you work the middle or is your thing to little? i need a big boiiii
Stranger: I'm more than plenty to fill you ...
You: thats the way i like it uh huh uh huh thats the way uh huh uh huh
Stranger: Can I ask you your name?
You: tomorrow
Stranger: Sure.. but why?
You: no thats my name
You: duh you silly little boy :)
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: kansas
Stranger: Oh :)
You: and you papi?
Stranger: I'm from Denmark
You: will your cream filling give me salamonella?
Stranger: (tiny country, northern Europe) And sorry for asking all the questions but I'm curious about you :)
You: oh i got you wondering huh
Stranger: Yeah, you did...
You: im a very freaky girl, im the kind you dont take home to momma, yanno a freak in the sheets
Stranger: And that leaves me wondering why I'm not in Kansas right now.
Stranger: I could use a night with someone that freaky.
You: follow the yellow brick road and come take care of this italain mami
You: italian*
Stranger: You're Italian?
You: yes i am
Stranger: Nice... You got a picture of you?
You: whats your email addy?
Stranger: Why?
You: picture
You: me naked and your tounge between my thighs
Stranger: Can you link it?
You: idk can i
Stranger: If it's anywhere online, yeah, you can just send me the link here, and I'll look at it.
You: no its on my cellular
You: what kind of car do you drive?
Stranger: Sure you wanna know?
You: yes i do, i need to know what kind of car you got to determine if we can get buckwild in it or not.....
Stranger: A late 90s Toyota... Fairly large and spacious. And I can assure you that there's room for anything in there.
You: will you stick your peanut butter covered drizzled with chocolate syrup penor in my whip creamed cover kitty?
You: covered*
Stranger: You know I will!
You: do you like it fast or slow
You: in the bed or on the flo
You: with the lights on or just a glow
You: come on baby can you feel my flow
You: i need you more then you will ever know
You: lets get busy and make a show
You: will you suck my big toe?
You: do i have you mesmorized?
You: are you circumsized?
You: does your winky hide?
You: toodaloo babes

[green_pedro7]

that was pretty fun

You: hi
Stranger: Hi! If you're chinese, japanese, korean, indian etc etc I don't want to talk to you. If you speak English stay on the line! ;D
You: what about redneck
Stranger: What
You: red neck, stayin in the son too long kissin your cousin
Stranger: I don't understand...
Stranger: Sorry do you speak english?
You: you don't like kissin cousins
Stranger: No not exactly.... :L
You: i have 3 cousins that i kiss all the time
Stranger: Good for you
Stranger: Do you want a trophie?
You: why yes i do!
Stranger: .......
Stranger: Ok you would be what i like to call a lower social group....
You: you know anything about marrying a 2nd cousin? b/c that maybe in the neer future
Stranger: Freak
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[Njobe]

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: wats going on

Stranger: im a male, with my dick in my hands with a massive errection

Stranger: you?

You: oh im the same

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[Njobe]

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Stranger: MIKE?!

Stranger: its voldemort calling

You: YES you finally found me

Stranger: YES!

Stranger: waaaaaaait

Stranger: FINALLY

Stranger: ?!

Stranger: you were supposed to find ME

You: bullshit

You: you where finding me

Stranger: thats what te seeker does

Stranger: DUH

You: i think we got got it confused

You: i thought you where going to be the cat and i was going to be the mouse

Stranger: HEY but you know what?

You: i guess we'll have it down for next time

Stranger: so guess what, mike

You: idk you tell me

Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!

Stranger: cuz i ALWAYS win @ hide and seek

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[quickdodge®]

Njobe, please don't post unless it's funny. Seriously. Later, QD.

[Njobe]

Njobe, please don't post unless it's funny. Seriously. Later, QD.

what's funny to some, may not be funny to others.

[quickdodge®]

what's funny to some, may not be funny to others.

SO you thought that what you posted was funny? You liked Not Another Teen Movie, didn't you? Later, QD.

[Njobe]

SO you thought that what you posted was funny? You liked Not Another Teen Movie, didn't you? Later, QD.

You're good. How did you know that, that was my favorite movie of all time? Are you a physic sir?

[quickdodge®]

Are you a physic sir?

More like a bloodhound. I just sniff out stupidity. Later, QD.

[roxie911]

You're good. How did you know that, that was my favorite movie of all time? Are you a physic sir?

You've been on IA since 2006? You should be more creative than that.

Just sayin

[Njobe]

More like a bloodhound. I just sniff out stupidity. Later, QD.

Why yes, yes you do. You are good no doubt about it. If it wasn't for you i wouldn't even have these 105 posts. You are my idol; i want to have as many of those blocks as you for rep, but i want mine to be in red!!! Can you help? lol

[Njobe]

You've been on IA since 2006? You should be more creative than that.

Just sayin

Yea i registered back than and really haven't been on since about a couple months ago. But thank you for looking out.

[quickdodge®]

Why yes, yes you do. You are good no doubt about it. If it wasn't for you i wouldn't even have these 105 posts. You are my idol; i want to have as many of those blocks as you for rep, but i want mine to be in red!!! Can you help? lol

You know there's another dummy on here that tries to be funny by using "reverse psychology" techniques on me. I guess you guys think it works or something? Dude you need to go into the wading pool before you jump in the ocean. You're messing with sharks when you should be scrapping with Little Nemo. I guarantee you that Adam Sandler's Oscar trophy count is higher than your IQ. Take your skirt off, don your overalls, and come in here swinging, Mohammed Molly. Later, QD.

[TSiFTW]

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Heyy

You: heyy

Stranger: Assnl?

You: i have nice ass

Stranger: So ur a girl?

You: 15/f

Stranger: R u bi?

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[ScrapMetalDSM]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I love you!
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry, I'm gay
You: its cool, i am too
Stranger: oh good
Stranger: let me use you to further my personal goals then move on leaving you crushed and penniless
You: sounds good to me!
Stranger: great
You: give me AIDS too? I havent gotten it yet
Stranger: no sorry I don't have AIDS
You: I've been trying
You: damn
Stranger: I'm no bug chaser
You: I want to give AIDS to my boyfriend., he cheated on me
You: with a girl!
Stranger: just give him ebola instead
You: can I give him ebola through myt ass?
Stranger: maybe, but you might get it too
You: its cool, I dont mind
Stranger: well once you have ebola you're pretty much on like a tight schedule before you die
You: same with aids, but ya know, ehatev
You: *whatev
Stranger: right, but ebola is a lot, you know, shorter
Stranger: and more horrible
You: anything else I can give him?
Stranger: lyme disease
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Njobe]

You know there's another dummy on here that tries to be funny by using "reverse psychology" techniques on me. I guess you guys think it works or something? Dude you need to go into the wading pool before you jump in the ocean. You're messing with sharks when you should be scrapping with Little Nemo. I guarantee you that Adam Sandler's Oscar trophy count is higher than your IQ. Take your skirt off, don your overalls, and come in here swinging, Mohammed Molly. Later, QD.

No reverse psychology here, i just want to be more like you. Don't like the ocean, i prefer the pool and Nemo would be too strong, can we find something weaker please. Probably is but in this country it doesn't matter because it is already full of idiots, you can't even notice them anymore. I like Bruce Lee more, Mohammed Ali is not dead yet so he is still not as famous as he is going to be once he dies.

[ScrapMetalDSM]

You: I love you!
Stranger: *backs away slowly*
You: okay to much?
You: I like you!
Stranger: Yay!
You: there we go
Stranger: By the way, have you ever tried pouring water on your knee? I'm going to try it sometime.
You: sure, I do it all the time
You: especially after I cut myself with a cheese grader
Stranger: Okay, that's just demented. I do not condone self-mulitation even though one of my original characters is a demented psychopath bent on destroying everything that exists.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[quickdodge®]

you can't even notice them anymore.

I had no problem finding you. Seriously, hough, without the stupid, "I know I am" shit, what's wrong with you? Later, QD.

[Njobe]

I had no problem finding you. Seriously, hough, without the stupid, "I know I am" shit, what's wrong with you? Later, QD.

Though*?

Nothing man i just find you amusing, you never let me down and its all about shits and giggles. I know i can come here and you'll put a smile on my face everytime. No homo.

[MongolPup]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
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You: LOL
You: PEDOBEAR!
You: ALL CP ARE BELONG TO HIM!
Stranger: hi, how old are you
You: 21
Stranger: too old
You: sorry pedobear!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TRDwasiq]

tranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: you're a faggot?
You: yes are u?
Stranger: no
You: thats strange
Stranger: why?
You: it seems like
You: u were looking for a fag!
You: ... and now u are telling me!! that u arent1
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I see
Stranger: here's something to cheer you up
Stranger: http://www.partanen.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=180&pos=29
You: are u a male faggot? or a female faggot?
Stranger: I wasn't looking for a faggot. I was just telling you're a faggot.
You: fag! how did u knw?
Stranger: you seemed so faggy
Stranger: and I'm a healthy male, thx
You: dont be so confident
Stranger: why not?
You: about being a healthy male!
Stranger: why shouldn't I?