FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

[Brett]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.

NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.

NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!

NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?

Number 1 And MY all time Favorite: best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

(Raising your head slowly) '...in Jesus' name, Amen

[Nemesis]

ill be honest, i didnt really lul :(

[DunDunSkeert]

Nice repped

[Z0_o6]

lol, old but still funny Bert!

VTEC is doing great, btw he's lost a little weight and he's getting way more active!

[EL-CANGRI]

lmfao at number 1

[Brett]

lol, old but still funny Bert!

VTEC is doing great, btw he's lost a little weight and he's getting way more active!

That is awesome!! I am so glad the little guy is doing so good man!!! Makes me happy to know that. He doesnt even remember me Im sure, that fuck!! LOL

[NVEOUS]

This made me LIRL no lie!

[tony]

I did lol @ #1, I remember the chick on Reno 911 did that when she converted to Islam.

[WTF?]

#1 made me lol pretty good

[Kelly]

Lol... repzzzzzz

[trista]

lol nice nice nice

[MR2DR]

i've done 1 and 5 in high school =]

[VooDooXII]

I fell asleep at work once...but I had some papers on my lap so everyone thought I was reading something.

Yikes.

[fawk_you]

awesome!

[claybird]

HIlarious!

[Z0_o6]

That is awesome!! I am so glad the little guy is doing so good man!!! Makes me happy to know that. He doesnt even remember me Im sure, that fuck!! LOL

I'm sure he remembers his real pops just fine :)


The lazy bastard is laying on the bed with me right now watching the computer LOL

[Arm&hammer]

one and 5 might actually not get you fired.

[OG-Skinny]

I was caught sleeping the other day. My response, "Yea, I was asleep, what you going to do? fire me?" and my boss just said, "Well wake up, now it's my turn."

[ShooterMcGavin]

hey brett, when're you gonna post the FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT REPOSTING? ;)

[blaknoize]

ill be honest, i didnt really lul :(
neither did i :(

[Echonova]

hey brett, when're you gonna post the FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT REPOSTING? ;)5) It didn't show up when I searched
4) I don't remember posting it last week
3) It's not a repost, I changed the wording around
2) My computer was hacked, it wasn't me
1) WHITE POWA!!!!!!

[blaknoize]

I hear a hint of lul in the above post :)

[ShooterMcGavin]

5) It didn't show up when I searched
4) I don't remember posting it last week
3) It's not a repost, I changed the wording around
2) My computer was hacked, it wasn't me
1) WHITE POWA!!!!!!
you now answer to the name "brett"? that's kinda creepy... :P