All I wanted was a slice of lime.

[speedminded]

I always ask for water with lime at Mexican restaurants so I can put it on the tortillas chips. Simple enough right, yet it's still a 50/50 chance I'll get a lemon. They must think I don't know what a lime is because I got a lemon. I ask two more times for a slice of lime...that's a total of 3 times I didn't get a slice of lime.

Fair enough, I don't get what I want you don't get what you want... :taun:

[Slow Motion]

OOOOOOOOOOH He didn't leave a tip.......hardcore for yo bitch asses.

[speedminded]

OOOOOOOOOOH He didn't leave a tip.......hardcore for yo bitch asses.That's how we roll...hardcore lulz

[fawk_you]

lol.

[Slow Motion]

That's how we roll...hardcore lulz

I see, por favor. Vicky(the server on the ticket) might try to hunt you down for that shit.

[fawk_you]

I see, por favor. Vicky(the server on the ticket) might try to hunt you down for that shit.

What do you get with a woman on PMS, that has GPS?

A crazy bitch, THAT WILL find you. :eek:

[Slow Motion]

What do you get with a woman on PMS, that has GPS?

A crazy bitch, THAT WILL find you. :eek:

OH SHIT!!

[nismo_92]

lol

[Humphrizzle]

what does Cal/Cac mean?

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If you're speaking to a primarily spanish speaking person, lime and lemon have the same word for both. Try asking for a green lemon next time

[Frög]

I think I have not left tip twice in my life.. It was due to horrible service, but regardless, writing and signing that receipt was a difficult task..

[SiRed94]

I think pretty much every Non-Americanized Asian/Hispanic thinks limes and lemons are the same thing.

[quickdodge®]

what does Cal/Cac mean?

Cal = Lime
Limon = Lemon

Later, QD.

[C-loS109]

If you're speaking to a primarily spanish speaking person, lime and lemon have the same word for both. Try asking for a green lemon next time

not entirely true, well for me it isnt, the green one is "limon", and the yellow one is "lima". when i was a waiter, i used to ask what color they wanted lol, because to me lime is the yellow one and lemon is the green one. lol

[all_american_gurl09]

wow, same thing happened to us!

[uproot]

Pulled from another forum:

In Mexico it is just the opposite as some people here have said:

"Limón" is small and green, which I have found in some places in the USA call Lime.
"Lima" is larger and yellow, which I have found some people in USA call Lemon.

LOL i bet they thought they were giving you the right thing too...

[BanginJimmy]

LOL i bet they thought they were giving you the right thing too...



I guess they should learn english then huh. You know, living and working in the US and all.


I am usually a pretty good tipper, but if I am not happy with the service I adjust the tip accordingly.

[uproot]

I guess they should learn english then huh. You know, living and working in the US and all.

I guess Jason should have learned Spanish before eating at a Mexican restaurant and all.

[quickdodge®]

I guess Jason should have learned Spanish before eating at a Mexican restaurant and all.

But "Cal" is Spanish for lime. Later, QD.

[never_finished]

lemon verde

[uproot]

But "Cal" is Spanish for lime. Later, QD.


you're referring to calcium oxide, the fruit is 'lima'

[Echonova]

Gangsta.

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you're referring to calcium oxide, the fruit is 'lima'LOL, they're probably getting such a kick out of that, it was worth the stiff

[quickdodge®]

you're referring to calcium oxide, the fruit is 'lima'

Motherfucker. I'm from LA. I'm practically Hispanic. I can mark the HISPANIC box on a job application. I just don't because I want a job that doesn't involve lawn mowers. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ The above was completely a joke. Later, QD.

[uproot]

LOL - EL QD EN LA CASA!!!

[Z0_o6]

^^^ The above was completely a joke. Later, QD.

LOLOL at the disclaimer from you! :lmfao:

[Humphrizzle]

not entirely true, well for me it isnt, the green one is "limon", and the yellow one is "lima". when i was a waiter, i used to ask what color they wanted lol, because to me lime is the yellow one and lemon is the green one. lol


you're wrong.. lime is green. lemon is yellow. never had green lemonade. have had green limeaid

[ep9716]

If you're speaking to a primarily spanish speaking person, lime and lemon have the same word for both. Try asking for a green lemon next time

X2...I'm Hispanic..Ask for A Green One.

[ep9716]

^^^ The above was completely a joke. Later, QD.

Asshole LOL

[Benefit]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[speedminded]

you're referring to calcium oxide, the fruit is 'lima'I've looked up every imaginable recipe in spanish that contains Limes and everything says something different...from mojito to pies. Even bottles of lemon and lime juice say multiple things lol. Ridiculous. :boobies:

If it's really "lima" then how on earth do people confuse me asking for LIME as a limón?

I'm glad I put "cal" on there because there is no question it means lime...even if it's the calcium oxide :tongue:

[speedminded]

not entirely true, well for me it isnt, the green one is "limon", and the yellow one is "lima". when i was a waiter, i used to ask what color they wanted lol, because to me lime is the yellow one and lemon is the green one. lol

you're wrong.. lime is green. lemon is yellow. never had green lemonade. have had green limeaidHe's right if he's in Venezuela ;)

Between el Salvador, Venezuela, Mexico, Spain, Puerto Rico, etc. they all use Lima and Limón differently. There are also green lemons that are used for cooking in mexico, who knew?!

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=147869

And they say English is the most difficult language. :tongue:

[Slow Motion]

Speke corekt engrish.

[Echonova]

My Mexican wife says you are going straight to hell.

[BanginJimmy]

I guess Jason should have learned Spanish before eating at a Mexican restaurant and all.


A mexican restaurant in the US. Should I expect to have to know Chinese to have some Generals Chicken and an fucking eggroll.

[speedminded]

A mexican restaurant in the US. Should I expect to have to know Chinese to have some Generals Chicken and an fucking eggroll.But what Chinese? Saying something in Mandarin vs. Cantonese may be completely different lol!

[Slow Motion]

Odio cuando la gente no puede realizar que no sabemos siempre lo que ella quiere. Debo matar cada uno en la reunión siguiente del equipo universitario. Y di el algo más. Hablo español y no haces las perras.

~¡Apenas diciendo!!~

[Echonova]

Odio cuando la gente no puede realizar que no sabemos siempre lo que ella quiere. Debo matar cada uno en la reunión siguiente del equipo universitario. Y di el algo más. Hablo español y no haces las perras.

~¡Apenas diciendo!!~También digo el español, voy a matar a todos ellos

[Slow Motion]

También digo el español, voy a matar a todos ellos

Olvidé ése. Mataré todos, ha ha ha ha. Apenas estoy jugando por supuesto. No quieras asustar cualquier persona.

Repite, yo no sabía que hablaste español.

[Paul]

WHERE'S MY TWO DOLLARS?

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/johnny05.jpg

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Yeah, I just asked my girlfriends mom, she says its the same word and they just differentiate it by colors.

[C-loS109]

you're wrong.. lime is green. lemon is yellow. never had green lemonade. have had green limeaid

read the part that say "TO ME!!!"

[C-loS109]

He's right if he's in Venezuela ;)

Between el Salvador, Venezuela, Mexico, Spain, Puerto Rico, etc. they all use Lima and Limón differently. There are also green lemons that are used for cooking in mexico, who knew?!

http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=147869

And they say English is the most difficult language. :tongue:

colombian.

[uproot]

problem solved:

http://null.perl-hackers.net/archives/limon.jpg

[Evil Goat]

so you didn't tip someone who relys mostly on tips to support themselves, possibly their kids, etc, b/c you didnt get a fucking lime?

you brokeback bitch....