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ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:04 AM
so today is friday for me since i get the next 2 days off for the 4th. figured might as well get the poll up and send someone on vacation with me when i leave this afternoon :goodjob: vote away bishes!

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:05 AM
Waynes penis is short because he's asian... according to Wayne himself.

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:06 AM
i'm a fairy fuck :yes:

(that's right, I fuck ladies)

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:07 AM
i vote for myself bc i'm an impatient prick! :yes:


i hope everyone else votes for me too, it was just my bday omgwtfbbqlulz!

duly noted :goodjob:

You_Wish
07-01-2009, 08:07 AM
i say JM and catnip

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:08 AM
duly noted :goodjob:

Aww, your post editing is cute. Like your penis... you know, minute, slightly entertaining, but definitely good for a laugh.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:09 AM
Aww, your post editing is cute. Like your penis... you know, minute, slightly entertaining, but definitely good for a laugh.
:thinking: so you're retarded AND delusional?

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:09 AM
Aww, your post editing is cute. Like your penis... you know, minute, slightly entertaining, but definitely good for a laugh.

Burn.:lmfao:

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:11 AM
Burn.:lmfao:
burn? hardly. i'm not the one who's been with an IA whore and probably cried when getting his V-card punched.

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:11 AM
:thinking: so you're retarded AND delusional?

C'mon Wayne..
He did spit hot fire on that one.
Just sayin'

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:12 AM
:thinking: so you're retarded AND delusional?

I think you mean literate. lulz

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:14 AM
burn? hardly. i'm not the one who's been with an IA whore and probably cried when getting his V-card punched.


You think that shit bothers him anymore?..Because it hasn't been said like a million times already...Geez. Originality is the key...but then again you're Asian and we know that bastardizing shit is y'all's forte.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:15 AM
You think that shit bothers him anymore?..Because it hasn't been said like a million times already...Geez. Originality is the key...but then again you're Asian and we know that bastardizing shit is y'all's forte.
so making a short dick asian joke is original how? i see your retort and raise you with logic. :goodjob:

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:15 AM
so making a short dick asian joke is original how? i see your retort and raise you with logic. :goodjob:

My retort was more or less the wording and "flow" if you will ;)

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:16 AM
My retort was more or less the wording and "flow" if you will ;)
i bet you know about some flow, is it that time of the month for you again?

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:16 AM
so making a short dick asian joke is original how? i see your retort and raise you with logic. :goodjob:


Confucius says:
Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it.

Stop getting butthurt you toddler dicked midget.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:19 AM
Confucius says:
Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it.

Stop getting butthurt you toddler dicked midget.
confucius doesn't speak engrish you simple minded fuck ;) and butthurt? i've never been butthurt by the internet like the majority of the simpletons here :yes:

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:20 AM
Wayne, I hate you.

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:20 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_vienna_sausage_heart_t_shirt_postcard-p239489459099550439qibm_400.jpg


Your girl got this shirt yet, Wayne?

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:21 AM
Wayne, I hate you.
what i do now? my name wasn't even on the free jm list :thinking: :D

The Ren
07-01-2009, 08:21 AM
Boys... stop bickering before I put you both in timeout and do the banning myself..

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:22 AM
Boys... stop bickering before I put you both in timeout and do the banning myself..


... Yes ma'am :(

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:22 AM
what i do now? my name wasn't even on the free jm list :thinking: :D
Please edit your poll and take slut out of Buttons' option...


I am so effing tired of the way we talk about women here...

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:23 AM
confucius doesn't speak engrish you simple minded fuck ;) and butthurt? i've never been butthurt by the internet like the majority of the simpletons here :yes:


Oh noes..Simply minded fuck.:lmfao:

You know Wayne...If I was hung like and had the stature and appearance of a 2yr old with Downs, I'd be mad at the world too.

God bless.

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Boys... stop bickering before I put you both in timeout and do the banning myself..

Shut it, woman.:tongue1:

The Ren
07-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Please edit your poll and take slut out of Buttons' option...


I am so effing tired of the way we talk about women here...

ok

The Ren
07-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Shut it, woman.:tongue1:

:2up: You owe me asshat!

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Oh noes..Simply minded fuck.:lmfao:

You know Wayne...If I was hung like and had the stature and appearance of a 2yr old with Downs, I'd be mad at the world too.

God bless.

What do you call an asian orgy?


http://static.open.salon.com/files/vienna1239603924.jpg

:lmao:

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:24 AM
Boys... stop bickering before I put you both in timeout and do the banning myself..
Karen... I haz the lulz... but I don't see you to chat... :(

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:25 AM
Please edit your poll and take slut out of Buttons' option...


I am so effing tired of the way we talk about women here...
wtf? are you for serious right now? SLUT has nothing to do w/the fact that its a female, but rather the amount of attn craved. it could just as easily be catnip, if his status as douchenozzle didn't trump his attnwhoring attributes.

ironchef
07-01-2009, 08:25 AM
Voted!

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:25 AM
:2up: You owe me asshat!


I will R. Kelly all over you.
and by R. Kelly I mean piss.

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:26 AM
ok
Thank jew!

The Ren
07-01-2009, 08:26 AM
Karen... I haz the lulz... but I don't see you to chat... :(
I haz no facebook at work..

I can haz Gchat?


I will R. Kelly all over you.
and by R. Kelly I mean piss.

Again :2up:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:26 AM
What do you call an asian orgy?


http://static.open.salon.com/files/vienna1239603924.jpg

:lmao:



:lmfao:

81911SC
07-01-2009, 08:27 AM
Buttons doesn't fuck off, catnip is always banned. I vote Godfather.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:27 AM
Oh noes..Simply minded fuck.:lmfao:

You know Wayne...If I was hung like and had the stature and appearance of a 2yr old with Downs, I'd be mad at the world too.

God bless.
look carlos, don't you have a chain-gang to be a part of somewhere in "upstate sc"? why're you so intent on hanging from my wontons today? did your mom want some more of my eggroll that she sent you to hunt me down?

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:27 AM
wtf? are you for serious right now? SLUT has nothing to do w/the fact that its a female, but rather the amount of attn craved. it could just as easily be catnip, if his status as douchenozzle didn't trump his attnwhoring attributes.
Don't make me come punch you in the sperm box, Wayner.....

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:28 AM
Don't make me come punch you in the sperm box, Wayner.....
dooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit :goodjob: i dare you :tongue1:

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:28 AM
Buttons doesn't fuck off, catnip is always banned. I vote Godfather.
:lmfao: Reps for the sig!

ironchef
07-01-2009, 08:28 AM
look carlos, don't you have a chain-gang to be a part of somewhere in "upstate sc"? why're you so intent on hanging from my wontons today? did your mom want some more of my eggroll that she sent you to hunt me down?Did you give his mom some of the sweet and sour sauce? :lmfao:

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:28 AM
Don't make me come punch you in the sperm box, Wayner.....

Was that a play on words to sound like weiner?


lolol

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:29 AM
Was that a play on words to sound like weiner?


lolol
you sure do have a fascination with phallic objects :gay:

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:29 AM
look carlos, don't you have a chain-gang to be a part of somewhere in "upstate sc"? why're you so intent on hanging from my wontons today? did your mom want some more of my eggroll that she sent you to hunt me down?
:wtf: :2up:


I see a SM fight in my near future....

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:30 AM
look carlos, don't you have a chain-gang to be a part of somewhere in "upstate sc"? why're you so intent on hanging from my wontons today? did your mom want some more of my eggroll that she sent you to hunt me down?


:lmfao:

Gah...Wayne, you're losing your touch. :boobies:
*tsk tsk*

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:30 AM
you sure do have a fascination with phallic objects :gay:

You just scream "penis wrinkle", so everytime I see your post...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:31 AM
:lmfao:

Gah...Wayne, you're losing your touch. :boobies:
*tsk tsk*
i try not to have any "touch" when conversing with little boys, the world just lost michael jackson, i'm certainly not here to fill his shoes :no:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:31 AM
Did you give his mom some of the sweet and sour sauce? :lmfao:


Lamez.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:32 AM
You just scream "penis wrinkle", so everytime I see your post...
penis wrinkle? really? ok you "nutscab". (sorry, that's my best attempt at lowering my humor standards to your level).

ironchef
07-01-2009, 08:33 AM
You liked it, shut up.

81911SC
07-01-2009, 08:33 AM
How far from Greenville are you?
Reps returned!

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:34 AM
i try not to have any "touch" when conversing with little boys, the world just lost michael jackson, i'm certainly not here to fill his shoes :no:


Talk about irony.

YOU calling ME little?:lmfao:

I haven't been your height since I was 5.

Although, I guess the one advantage of your diminutive stature is that you can still fit in the cute little pajamas with the footies on 'em...they call those onesies, right?

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:34 AM
penis wrinkle? really? ok you "nutscab". (sorry, that's my best attempt at lowering my humor standards to your level).

I think you went a little too low... (now just imagine I'm the asian, come back up :lmfao: )

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:34 AM
How far from Greenville are you?
Reps returned!

I'm about 20 minutes from Greenville..
You in the area?

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:35 AM
He's in your garage, stealin' your midori hatch :ninja:

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:36 AM
Talk about irony.

YOU calling ME little?:lmfao:

I haven't been your height since I was 5.

Although, I guess the one advantage of your diminutive stature is that you can still fit in the cute little pajamas with the footies on 'em...they call those onesies, right?
damn right, better tell your moms to have another one made for me by christmas time or else bish!

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:37 AM
I think you went a little too low... (now just imagine I'm the asian, come back up :lmfao: )
:thinking: that makes about as much sense as your user title stating "pulls pussy". what you work for animal control or something?

Catnip
07-01-2009, 08:38 AM
damn right, better tell your moms to have another one made for me by christmas time or else bish!

http://applesandalligatorpears.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bunny-suit1.jpg

...


http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/soysauce.jpg


fa ra ra ra raaaa

:lmfao:

81911SC
07-01-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm about 20 minutes from Greenville..
You in the area?I'm around. :ninja:
Nah, I live near Charlotte and come through 85 if I'm headed down that way. :ninja:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:40 AM
damn right, better tell your moms to have another one made for me by christmas time or else bish!

I'll tell you what...
You tell your mom to do a better job next time my girl gets her nails done and we might be able to work something out. None of that half assed shit.

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:42 AM
I'm around. :ninja:
Nah, I live near Charlotte and come through 85 if I'm headed down that way. :ninja:
I grew up in Winston... sweet! We'll have to stop by and say "hai!" next time we're passing through...

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:43 AM
I grew up in Winston... sweet! We'll have to stop by and say "hai!" next time we're passing through...

Word.

81911SC
07-01-2009, 08:46 AM
I grew up in Winston... sweet! We'll have to stop by and say "hai!" next time we're passing through...I'm down for an IA in NC meet. :lmfao:

The Ren
07-01-2009, 08:48 AM
ill come too!! then drive 7 more hours to Pa after..

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:48 AM
I'll tell you what...
You tell your mom to do a better job next time my girl gets her nails done and we might be able to work something out. None of that half assed shit.
quit lying carlos, she told me it was you that came in for a mani/pedi you fruit :gay:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:48 AM
I'm down for an IA in NC meet. :lmfao:

We may have to come up to Charlotte..
We have actually talked about doing that...somewhat.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 08:49 AM
I'm down for an IA in NC meet. :lmfao:
i bet you are, since your ass never comes down here anymore :2up:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:51 AM
quit lying carlos, she told me it was you that came in for a mani/pedi you fruit :gay:

What can I say?
I like looking fly...for your sister...

81911SC
07-01-2009, 08:51 AM
i bet you are, since your ass never comes down here anymore :2up:Soon man, soon. :ninja:
Hopefully for a long time.

Miranda
07-01-2009, 08:54 AM
What can I say?
I like looking fly...for your sister...
ooorly?????

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 08:56 AM
ooorly?????

:cry:

Lulz..

Just you, babe...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:05 AM
What can I say?
I like looking fly...for your sister...
:lmao: ok sure ;)

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:05 AM
Soon man, soon. :ninja:
Hopefully for a long time.
you been saying that shit for like 2 yrs facker :slap:

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:06 AM
ooorly?????
yarly, plus aren't you after paul's bro? :lmao:

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 09:10 AM
yarly, plus aren't you after paul's bro? :lmao:

lol wut?

Miranda
07-01-2009, 09:12 AM
yarly, plus aren't you after paul's bro? :lmao:
Is that the same one that's our newest SM? I haz da curious....


but no...

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 09:15 AM
Is that the same one that's our newest SM? I haz da curious....


but no...


........;)

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:19 AM
Is that the same one that's our newest SM? I haz da curious....


but no...
good, cuz i hear bobby here is the jealous type, might do something crazy...:ninja:

The Ren
07-01-2009, 09:20 AM
Wow serious how pathetic do you have to get to meddle in someones relationship..

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:20 AM
Wow serious how pathetic do you have to get to meddle in someones relationship..
:thinking: wut?

81911SC
07-01-2009, 09:20 AM
you been saying that shit for like 2 yrs facker :slap::ninja:

Tell killa to come pick me up one day and we'll play some volleyball then he can drive me back. Sound good? Yea, I'd let him drive me around the South one day.

BobbyFresco
07-01-2009, 09:21 AM
good, cuz i hear bobby here is the jealous type, might do something crazy...:ninja:

Lol wut?:lmfao:

I iz not teh jealous...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:22 AM
:ninja:

Tell killa to come pick me up one day and we'll play some volleyball then he can drive me back. Sound good? Yea, I'd let him drive me around the South one day.
that biatch won't even show his face around here himself, hardly think he'd go on a tour of the south with you.

Miranda
07-01-2009, 09:24 AM
good, cuz i hear bobby here is the jealous type, might do something crazy...:ninja:


Huh?????? It's not like he's locked me in the basement or anything....... :cry:











































j/k.... I haz da BobbyFresh in my basement... lulz :ninja:

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:24 AM
Huh?????? It's not like he's locked me in the basement or anything....... :cry:
j/k.... I haz da BobbyFresh in my basement... lulz :ninja:
TMI? :D

81911SC
07-01-2009, 09:26 AM
that biatch won't even show his face around here himself, hardly think he'd go on a tour of the south with you.Yea, he's a mf'er without actually mf'ing.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:43 AM
Yea, he's a mf'er without actually mf'ing.
maybe just his own mother...lol, oh wait, you weren't there for joke :D

The Ren
07-01-2009, 09:48 AM
:sicks: See and you two say Dane and I make you sick...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 09:52 AM
^^^:thinking: wutx2

WTF?
07-01-2009, 09:53 AM
BITCHING needs to be on this list

Sammich
07-01-2009, 09:54 AM
HOLY MOTHERLOAD...I DIDNT MAKE IT ON BAN FRIDAY

I LOVE YOU IA

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 10:01 AM
HOLY MOTHERLOAD...I DIDNT MAKE IT ON BAN FRIDAY

I LOVE YOU WAYNE (no homo)
fixed, and you're welcome :D

Sammich
07-01-2009, 10:03 AM
LOLZ

Miranda
07-01-2009, 10:32 AM
I totally forgot about this thread...


Hai!!!!

The Ren
07-01-2009, 10:34 AM
Hai

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 01:32 PM
keep the votes coming, only about 2 hrs left!!! :D

Catnip
07-01-2009, 02:27 PM
I heart you wayne.

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 02:39 PM
oh my ghey...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 03:11 PM
5 more min til the polls close...

ShooterMcGavin
07-01-2009, 03:45 PM
winner winner chicken dinner! i'm out for the wkend bishes, happy 4th!

TheGodfather
07-01-2009, 03:50 PM
Hahahah, meaniehead next to my name.

LIRL.

ShooterMcGavin
07-03-2009, 09:52 AM
i knew you'd appreciate that :D