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Kelly
06-30-2009, 02:23 PM
-- Michael Jackson's body will be taken to Neverland Ranch in California for a public viewing on Friday, CNN has learned.


:???: Weird...
DJ Maestro
06-30-2009, 02:24 PM
Children get in free. :yes:
Kelly
06-30-2009, 02:25 PM
Haha, I'm sure. Especially little boys. Did everyone else get all the JM / Farrah joke texts the day he died too? Hilarious, but terrible.
DJ Maestro
06-30-2009, 02:26 PM
Most people told me in person, but i did receive a few texts. I lirl'd at several. :lmfao:
Kelly
06-30-2009, 02:36 PM
Like
"Since MJ Was 99% Plastic, he will be melted down and made into toys so children can still play with him..."

"Farrah got to heaven and was granted one wish... she wished for all the children to be safe, so they killed MJ..."

"To celebrate the life of MJ, McDonald's will be serving hamburgers with 50yr old meat and 5yr old buns..."

"Jackson 5 will be offering a 20% discount for their next reunion..."

... to name a few. :dunno:
WTF?
06-30-2009, 02:53 PM
lol the second one is the best
Killer
06-30-2009, 02:54 PM
the last one is the only funny one
neverenough
06-30-2009, 03:31 PM
lmao at the second one.
SuperChicken
06-30-2009, 09:18 PM
MJ died from food poisoning.....choked on a 10 year old wiener....http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/088/d/0/ROFLMAO_emote_by_morima.gif
BKgen®
06-30-2009, 11:33 PM
MJ died from food poisoning.....choked on a 10 year old wiener....http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/088/d/0/ROFLMAO_emote_by_morima.gif

epic fail.

Food poisoning has nothing to do with choking.

Tell the joke right, dumbass.
nismo_92
06-30-2009, 11:35 PM
lmao at 2nd
ISAtlanta300
07-01-2009, 01:30 PM
"Knock Knock"

Who's there?


"Little Boy Blue"


Little Boy Blue who?


...Michael Jackson......