Opossum....

[fawk_you]

So there is a huge one under my car, I cant go anywhere- if I uncover it...im afraid he will bite my feet....WHAT SHOULD I DO TO GET HIM OUT???? Im freaking out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JustinSane110™]

Throw things at it...

[Cliff]

get a bbgun or a stick or some BALLS

[chuck]

got a bb gun or fireworks....oh the water hose might do the trick, or any projectile for that matter...just don't let him get near you because he can kill you, lol

[fawk_you]

My bro took the BB gun and pellet....(SP) to his house in Dville which is like 30 mins north of me.... im afraid he's going to charge at me...got under my front end and shown the flashlight at him...and he started to HISS>>>......:(

[Cliff]

OH OH OH GET ROMAN CANDLES OR BOTTLE ROCKETS!!!! I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SHOOT THOSE!!!!!

[jrobbins30041]

lol

[fawk_you]

Id rather not blow up my car guys...he's under it...

[JustinSane110™]

Throw rocks and shit, lol.

[The Yousef]

Id rather not blow up my car guys...he's under it...

water hose...

[Cliff]

well if you had good aim that wouldn't be a problem lea anne :goodjob:

[Scrappy]

haha he hisses because they hate light i believe...

[fawk_you]

AHHHHHHHHHHH fuck he charged me.

[Cliff]

lol are you standing in your yard with the laptop

[The Yousef]

haha he hisses because they hate light i believe...


or they hate whites...lol


sorry.... :lmfao:

yousef

[fawk_you]

ITS IN THE GARAGE

[chuck]

...well at least he is out

too bad you didn't have remote start

[JustinSane110™]

Punch that bitch in the face!!! :D

[quickdodge®]

Id rather not blow up my car guys...he's under it...

Why not? Don't you have all these "sponsors" to fix it? Later, QD.

[fawk_you]

...well at least he is out

too bad you didn't have remote start

I know.... he's not out though.... everytime I hit him with
something, he runs out at me...and runs back under.......

[fawk_you]

Why not? Don't you have all these "sponsers" to fix it? Later, QD.

FUCK OFF.

[quickdodge®]

Ingenius. Ask a simple question and well educated response comes back at me. Later, QD.

[fawk_you]

Right.

Conclusion.... I sprayed some Hot Shot on him
when he charged at me...couldnt see and he kept
runnin into shit.... needless to say, it scared the
shit outa me.... i dont know why, those things are
just creepy.

[quickdodge®]

Yyyyyyyyyyeeeaaaaaaaaaa. Later, QD.

[gtikid]

Why not? Don't you have all these "sponsors" to fix it? Later, QD.

hahahahahaha :lmfao: :goodjob:

[SilverJester]

lololololololol :lmfao: sorry that's just funny.
so did ya get him out?

[fawk_you]

yah heh..

[quickdodge®]

hahahahahaha :lmfao: :goodjob:

Thank you. I'm here for your enjoyment. Later, QD.

[gtikid]

^^ +1 for you

[quickdodge®]

+ 70 for you in return. Later, QD.

[fawk_you]

:jerkit:

[quickdodge®]

^^^ Don't be jealous. As soon as I can, I will -70 for you. Later, QD.

[fawk_you]

If you dont like me so much, why dont you leave me the fuck alone? Seriously.

Im not jelous.... by any means- just sick of your
stupid ass singling me out for no reason.

[Tbird_guy]

L@t3 N|GHt Cr#\/\/ represepnt, glad you handled that possum bitch leanne.

[gtikid]

+ 70 for you in return. Later, QD.

thanks homie...i've never gotten rep points :goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

singling me out

I'm not singling you out. Bwaze and Redx also get the wrath from me.
You are not alone.

Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

thanks homie...i've never gotten rep points :goodjob:

If I would have known that, I wouldn't been the first to do it. Later, QD.

[fawk_you]

I'm not singling you out. Bwaze and Redx also get the wrath from me.
You are not alone.

Later, QD.

Tell me the reason please.

[fawk_you]

He's back! And I got proof this time.... any suggestions
on traps or anything like that, to get this little ass hole
away from my cats food?? Or get him permenantly off
of my property?????????????????? :2up:

BTW, I feel an ownage picture coming soon... ill make sure
to stay up decently late.... (which is an understatement
considering I already do that anyways) and get a nice picture
of this little ass hole plus the broom.... maybe some blood
shed.... :goodjob:

[Seymour222]

Thats what a opossum was doing in my girlfriends garage, eating cat food. Those little bitches are tough as hell. I shot one right in the head and thought i missed it because it ran at me hissing into the pasture, Next day I found tha dead s.o.b. with a hole in tha noggin.

[fawk_you]

They suck, yea.... ima borrow one of my bro's guns tomorrow-
and steak him out-- hopefully I can take care of BIZ....

[SilverJester]

awww but they look so cute and cuddly on oppossum.org.....maybe you should keep him and name him george. You can hug him and squeeze him and pet him and pet him on account of you love him. :jester:

[fawk_you]

:jerkit: NO. Not keepin him...

[AtifSajid]

Lol..so you get that possum yet? Fetch your cat in him.

[kelly marie]

i say :hump: it... but be careful

[ALVIN]

I'm not singling you out. Bwaze and Redx also get the wrath from me.
You are not alone.

Later, QD.

hahaha plus one for the dizzle because hes got ghosts that will haunt you...or at least give you minus points lol.

[EG BTER]

They suck, yea.... ima borrow one of my bro's guns tomorrow-
and steak him out-- hopefully I can take care of BIZ....

ill let you borrow one of mine if you want...

[B16a2 Civic]

or they hate whites...lol


sorry.... :lmfao:

yousef


hjshahahahahash!!@

[thinkfast®]

i say :hump: it... but be careful

Thats what the Spaniards call "el terible"

gross.

[kelly marie]

its a joke

[ahmonrah]

Throw things at it...you meant throw thongs at it didnt you ?

[trythefly]

dead opossum is the only good opossum:
http://www.julienet.atfreeweb.com/retreat/images/Roadkill/painted%20opossum.jpg
http://www.opossumsocietyus.org/opossumphotos/11.jpg

[Pedal]

move your cats food somewhere else if that is what he is after, if he cant what he wants anymore he will leave

[T.C.]

Next time its in the garage, close the garage door and call animal control. They will come and get it and take it to a different area.

[Macro]

runn his ass over, then take your car to the carwash, under carriage wash

[Jaimecbr900]

move your cats food somewhere else if that is what he is after, if he cant what he wants anymore he will leave

Finally!!!! :goodjob:

#1 Don't leave the garage door open
#2 If you don't have a door, don't leave food out for critters to come get.
#3 If you don't put up the food they're after, you'll walk out to something much worse and definetly more dangerous one day than a simple opposum.
#4 Opposums are basically harmless (aside from rabid ones). They hiss when cornered. They bite if cornered. A good broom and swift shove out the door will usually give them enough of a way out for them to turn and burn.

Try that.

[fawk_you]

I think im willin to try the gun...I moved the food to the front porch- so they can eat...not all of them eat whenever the other does.... I havent gotton him yet, but I do plan on steakin him out and gettin him good one of these nights.... he comes out around the same time.... so....

and Kelly, no humpin! That might be the solution to some things, not everything....

[kelly marie]

and Kelly, no humpin! That might be the solution to some things, not everything....
omg that is so not true... lol

[fawk_you]

lol