Great business idea for guys with beards............

[Killer]

I literally just thought of this....


So i'm washing my face this morning... look up in the mirror and realize my beard is getting a bit bushy.... i thought about exfoliation... started soaping up... and BAM it hit me...

My face is a LOUFA(spl??)!

what 2 things do girls love more than a little :lickpuss: or being kissed all over and loufas???

NOTHING!!!!!

i'm gonna put a price tag on this shit and have it made!!!!!

LOL!!!

who's with me??

[NVEOUS]

Oh Shit!!!!!!

[DJ Maestro]

So what the fuck are you inventing/selling? A removable beard for beardless men? Are you selling your own face? Or do you think that most guys are dumb enough to never figure out they could just grow their own face bush?? :thinking:

[Killer]

So what the fuck are you inventing/selling? A removable beard for beardless men? Are you selling your own face? Or do you think that most guys are dumb enough to never figure out they could just grow their own face bush?? :thinking:

i'm not selling shit to guys.. i'm not trying to make money off other men... i'm helping them realize all they need to do is grow that shit out and start munchin!!! just don't do it for free!!!

make the money off women..

[DJ Maestro]

i'm not selling shit to guys.. i'm not trying to make money off other men... i'm helping them realize all they need to do is grow that shit out and start munchin!!! just don't do it for free!!!

make the money off women..

While your idea seems to have merit, it also presents a common problem. That being that women do not want their asshole being loofa'd while they are being munched upon.

[Killer]

While your idea seems to have merit, it also presents a common problem. That being that women do not want their asshole being loofa'd while they are being munched upon.

that's what you think....



also, turn around mayne... there is more than one angle to do that from....

once you're done there you can venture where ever... those hard to reach spaces like their back... charge by the minute/hour whatever!



you're just mad you're beard is weaksos

[Corolla_TC]

i think that would be prostitution. im down

[DJ Maestro]

that's what you think....



also, turn around mayne... there is more than one angle to do that from....

once you're done there you can venture where ever... those hard to reach spaces like their back... charge by the minute/hour whatever!



you're just mad you're beard is weaksos

Tis' true, I admit that. I only have a chin beard. But, teh Phoenix likes teh chin beard. :goodjob: :D

[Killer]

i think that would be prostitution. im down

NOPE!!!

you're selling and exfoliation tool!!! that's it!!!

[Corolla_TC]

NOPE!!!

you're selling and exfoliation tool!!! that's it!!!

buy an exfoliator and get a free muff dive?

[Killer]

buy an exfoliator and get a free muff dive?

i like your style

[Sammich]

i think that would be prostitution. im downtook the words out of my mouth :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[81911SC]

Maybe it's cause I had to wake my ass up at the crack ass of dawn (Yeah, I'm doing the drywall up there at the new McDonalds) but I don't understand, killa.

[81911SC]

Nobody will catch that.

[DJ Maestro]

Nobody will catch that.

http://www.epicallyfunnypictures.com/FunnyPictures/ISeeWhatYouDidThere/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

[Killer]

Nobody will catch that.
i sure didn't

[Sammich]

i'm as lost the same as killers proposal

[WTF?]

i like your style

lol

[NVEOUS]

Dj- Ren likes the chin strap :D lol

[Ed]

sucks for the guys who cant grow shit huh

[81911SC]

i sure didn'tWell I'm glad DJ did.
The dry wall quote is from Office Space and it makes me LOL everytime.

[Killer]

sucks for the guys who cant grow shit huh

it truly does...

[DJ Maestro]

Well I'm glad DJ did.
The dry wall quote is from Office Space and it makes me LOL everytime.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg

[Killer]

^^^ lirl.. i completely forgot about that

[81911SC]

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/officespace_lawrence.jpg:bow::bow:

[Killer]

wtf

[civic95]

My wife makes me shave after a couple days because she HATES my facial hair scraping her skin. Better do some more research.

[Killer]

My wife makes me shave after a couple days because she HATES my facial hair scraping her skin. Better do some more research.


no shit... no girl likes the feel of stubble on their inner thigh.. shit is rough!!!


i'm talkin full out beard...




























bad news is... i'm fixing to start a new job.... so i shaved mine tonight.. :( there went my fortune...