Brett
10-04-2005, 09:42 AM
>>> > Lawyer Story
>>> >
>>> > A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
>>> > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
>>> > came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
>>> > driver's
>>> door
>>> > of the Lexus.
>>> >
>>> > The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
>>> > wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the
>>> > cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
>>> > hysterically.
>>> >
>>> > His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
>>> > completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
>>> > body shop tried to make it new again.
>>> >
>>> > After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
>>> > head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
>>> > lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
>>> > you
>>> > neglect the most important things in life."
>>> >
>>> > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>>> >
>>> > The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
>>> > missing?"
>>> > It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>>> >
>>> > "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
>>> >
>>> > "WHERE'S MY ROLEX...?"
>>> >
>>> > A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the
>>> > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
>>> > came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the
>>> > driver's
>>> door
>>> > of the Lexus.
>>> >
>>> > The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it
>>> > wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the
>>> > cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming
>>> > hysterically.
>>> >
>>> > His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
>>> > completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
>>> > body shop tried to make it new again.
>>> >
>>> > After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
>>> > head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
>>> > lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that
>>> > you
>>> > neglect the most important things in life."
>>> >
>>> > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
>>> >
>>> > The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
>>> > missing?"
>>> > It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
>>> >
>>> > "My God!" screamed the lawyer.
>>> >
>>> > "WHERE'S MY ROLEX...?"