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LokiSays
06-19-2009, 09:46 AM
Urg the damn A/C to the house just broke yesterday. Im suffering! :cry::no:

Nemesis
06-19-2009, 09:47 AM
I couldnt imagine anything without AC in these temps. My AC in my apt is always cranking. It sometimes fools me, when I take my dogs outside its like OMFGWTFBALLSWEAT

AnthonyF
06-19-2009, 09:48 AM
5 days a week I work in it. Man up.

-Ant.

LokiSays
06-19-2009, 09:48 AM
A ICE COLD BEER doesn't even fix teh Ballsweat.

DJ Maestro
06-19-2009, 09:49 AM
Urg the damn A/C to the house just broke yesterday. Im suffering! :cry::no:

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/can-we-fix-it.jpg

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 09:49 AM
awe you get swompass hahaha

AnthonyF
06-19-2009, 09:52 AM
awe you get swompass hahaha
Dunno what that means, but i'm sure he has swampass.

-Ant.

LokiSays
06-19-2009, 09:53 AM
I have to go work at 11:30 anyways Ill let my brother's Prego wife deal with it! :lmfao:

Catnip
06-19-2009, 09:58 AM
That must suck. It's so cold in my house that when I sit on the leather recliner, the bitter cold seeps through my shorts'n'draws and shrivels my ball sack like an old man's neck.

quickdodgeŽ
06-19-2009, 10:00 AM
shrivels my ball sack like an old man's neck.

In other words, nothing happens? Later, QD.

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:02 AM
Dunno what that means, but i'm sure he has swampass.

-Ant.



i was putting my hillbillie into my posting!! :eek:

DJ Maestro
06-19-2009, 10:02 AM
That must suck. It's so cold in my house that when I sit on the leather recliner, the bitter cold seeps through my shorts'n'draws and shrivels my ball sack like an old man's neck.

Stop blaming the cold when you know they're shriveled from the constant self induced handjobs you regularly inflict upon yourself. :doh:

The Ren
06-19-2009, 10:03 AM
Stop blaming the cold when you know they're shriveled from the constant self induced handjobs you regularly inflict upon yourself. :doh:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:03 AM
Stop blaming the cold when you know they're shriveled from the constant self induced handjobs you regularly inflict upon yourself. :doh:


That maybe it too, lolol.

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:05 AM
no evan that is it lol.. or does kayla still do it for you?

Elbow
06-19-2009, 10:05 AM
It's not even that hot, I love when it's 100+

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:08 AM
no evan that is it lol.. or does kayla still do it for you?


She sucked at handjobs... lol

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:10 AM
lol i seen yesterday she was ok at headjobs " penis on forehead "

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:11 AM
P.S how can a person be bad at handjobs? did she use sandpaper "320 grit"

The Ren
06-19-2009, 10:13 AM
P.S how can a person be bad at handjobs? did she use sandpaper "320 grit"

Some girls dont know how the use the wrist apparently

AnthonyF
06-19-2009, 10:14 AM
i was putting my hillbillie into my posting!! :eek:

I can tell, b/c it is Hill Billy.

-Ant.

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:16 AM
Some girls dont know how the use the wrist apparently


She squeezed to hard or something, I can't put my finger on it... shit didn't feel good though, lol.

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:20 AM
Some girls dont know how the use the wrist apparently



im glad i have not had one yet... but now im sure i will hahaha :(

DJ Maestro
06-19-2009, 10:22 AM
P.S how can a person be bad at handjobs? did she use sandpaper "320 grit"

She bought the wrong lotion.


Should have bought this....

http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/lotion.jpg


Instead she bought this....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PDTECV8EL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

LokiSays
06-19-2009, 10:23 AM
Lolol ok off to work I go. Journey to the middle of the SUN!

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:24 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:27 AM
im glad i have not had one yet... but now im sure i will hahaha :(

LOL. y'all are... :idb: ?

mocha latte cupcake
06-19-2009, 10:28 AM
:lmfao: yeah...girls that don't understand key things like rhythm, wrist angle, grip pressure, and of course.... VHS (variable hand speed) as it relates to proper lubrication of the prop shaft in question

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:29 AM
LOL. y'all are... :idb: ?



:ninja:


















:cry:

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:30 AM
:lmfao: yeah...girls that don't understand key things like rhythm, wrist angle, grip pressure, and of course.... VHS (variable hand speed) as it relates to proper lubrication of the prop shaft in question








aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhaahaahhahaha repped

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:30 AM
:ninja:


:cry:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: if that is a :yes:

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:32 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: if that is a :yes:




not saying S*** :crazy:

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:34 AM
not saying S*** :crazy:


Bahahahahahahaha

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:38 AM
datsun's are awesome...

Catnip
06-19-2009, 10:39 AM
datsun's are awesome...


y thank you.

mocha latte cupcake
06-19-2009, 10:40 AM
datsun is nissans grandpa...

nissans are awesome...

therefore through the family tree...

datsuns are awesome.

/discussion on awesomeness of nissan/datsun lineage

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 10:44 AM
no problemo evan..

WTF?
06-19-2009, 11:48 AM
Some girls dont know how the use the wrist apparently

x2

C-loS109
06-19-2009, 11:56 AM
ac in my crib is broken too. worse thing is that it takes 8k to fix it. so windows AC FTMFW!!!

SandM
06-19-2009, 11:58 AM
hmmm.... about 95* in the shop today.... new building has AC, but can't go in. and if she sucked at hand jobs, just jerk off on her face then......

You_Wish
06-19-2009, 12:45 PM
x2 ill keep that in mind..