THINGS YOU LEARNED THE HARD WAY ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX

[StreetHazard]

Discuss....

[StreetHazard]

ill start it off

if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

[dabuilding]

ill start it off

if a girl is unhappy, she will fuck around. lucky for me, i was the guy that she fucked around with, but once her boyfriend found out and dumped her, she wanted him back...

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww
your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

[The Ninja]

Women love to ask questions that they already know the answer to just to see how you answer it and see your reaction.

All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.

Satisfaction is blasphemy in WomanWorld.

[Catnip]

They're fucking bitches.


9/10 of them, anyways.

[StreetHazard]

your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

nobody told me about this shit

[Gutling]

they don't like it in the eye like porn stars

[The Ninja]

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

[nismo_92]

lol:lmfao::lmfao:
your fuckin with the wrong hoes homie

[nreggie454]

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

[Catnip]

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

LOL.

Look up "women" in the dictionary, he just quoted.

[dabuilding]

you dont know untill its too late! your already in to deep when you find that shit out....

like if you you take a womans bra off and she has inverted nipples or some shit. its not like she's wearing a shirt that says "HEY FUCKERS I GOT INVERTED NIPPLES"

and another thing I noticed is that women have very little control (or simply don't care) when they are pissing. they literally spray the fuck out of their snatch and the surrounding area and thighs and then wipe up afterwards.

nobody told me about this shit
i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away

[The Ninja]

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

QFTMFT

[nismo_92]

lol repps
i can deal with inverted nipples because im not putting my dick in there but nasty smellin/lookin snatch is where u stand up and say "WAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!!!!!" and simply walk away

[StreetHazard]

All women are completely crazy and irrational.

and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?

[dabuilding]

and they dont like it when you surprise them with anal sex. im already back there...what the fuck did you expect me to do?
maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind

[One_Bad_SHO]

Women love to talk: If its not about their business, its someone elses.


Every girl thinks she has a platinum pussy.

On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.

:goodjob:

[Catnip]

No means anal.

[StreetHazard]

maybe she thought u were going to tell her shes pretty?.....from behind

maybe she did! i think thats just silly

woman "ohh this closeness is wonderful"

me "I wonder if she'll get mad if I stick it up her ass"

woman "ohhh this feels good, hes so caring, such a great ending to a perfect night"

me "maybe NOW! no not now her hips kinda shifted I think shes uncomfortable"

woman "GOD I hope he keeps this up! im about to cum"

me "OK NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

[dabuilding]

lmao^

[The Ninja]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.

[StreetHazard]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to StreetHazard again.



:D

[ATL_EG]

they are as trustworthy as opossums

[StreetHazard]

they don't like it in the eye like porn stars

X2

ohhh and another thing I noticed, black girls get PISSED if you cum in their hair...like violently pissed off like I just killed her cat

its just cum, calm the fuck down

[Blitanicle99]

1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.

[You_Wish]

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks






Edit : they dont like that but i dont care :crazy:

[TheGrillMan]

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks






Edit : they dont like that but i dont care :crazy:


LOLOLOLOLOL

[MongolPup]

It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.

[StreetHazard]

It's still rape, EVEN IF she doesn't remember.

and THAT is a lesson learned the hard way

[1d10t]

No matter how many guys she says shes been with, multiply that number by 3

[WTF?]

when im getting road head i head towards the bumps and speed up fast.
k thanks






Edit : they dont like that but i dont care :crazy:

not your mom she loves it :lickpuss:

[WTF?]

also they dont like it when you say another girls name :rolleyes:

[WTF?]

1. Most girls love giving head, they will admit it. (Some girls are freaks son)

2. If you fart just a little bit when your balls deep, you might just shit yourself.

whats funny is when they suck they think they are awsome at it :lmfao:

[1d10t]

also they dont like it when you say another girls name :rolleyes:
Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol

[StreetHazard]

^^^^ this thread is so full of win!...im very pleased with myself

[You_Wish]

i absoFREAKINGlutly hate when they get super super wet and into it and then is like hold on i got to go pee... like really i mean fucking REALLY!!

[You_Wish]

all that work for fucking nothing she whipe away all the nice worm jusice i have been working on for the past 20minutes.

[WTF?]

Its called the bucking bonco. While your on top whisper another girls name in her ear and see how long you can hang on!! lol

i just tell them i have some type of std....shit gets crazy :idb:

[1d10t]

LOL reps

[One_Bad_SHO]

Sounds like there's a lot of virgins in here.

[RL...]

When it comes to sex, girls are worst than guys in every way. Girls are freakier and want it just as much as guys do...Not that it's a bad thing....

And a lot of the girls here in ga, are straight up materialistic, gold diggin hoes!

[The Ninja]

When it comes to sex, girls are worst than guys in every way. Girls are freakier and want it just as much as guys do...Not that it's a bad thing....

And a lot of the girls here in ga, are straight up materialistic, gold diggin hoes!


So that is why you catch.

[DynamicSound]

also, not all girls take care of their pee holes... some look like they have cedar trees between their legs, and smell something ferocious. ewww

WOW

[LizBiz]

A guy will say all kinds of stuff to get you in bed. It's like being the only antelope in Africa. Thirsty bitches.

[DynamicSound]

also they dont like it when you say another girls name :rolleyes:

When I was engaged at 17...I f'd up and called another girls name twice in the same night. :eek:

[The Ninja]

A guy will say all kinds of stuff to get you in bed. It's like being the only antelope in Africa. Thirsty bitches.

A chick will say anything to get you bend to their will. Hungry hoes.

[The Ninja]

When I was engaged at 17...I f'd up and called another girls name twice in the same night. :eek:

So you fucked up 3 times.

[DynamicSound]

So you fucked up 3 times.

Basically

[BB1_Luda]

All women are attention whores: in the sense that all they want is attention. Maybe not a lot, but they want it when you aren't giving it to them.
Absolutely.

No means anal.
;)
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z260/theonlyonetesting/no-means-eat.jpg

[Miranda]

Penis =/= orgasm :(

[stillaneon]

Penis =/= orgasm :(

Damn Miranda.

[MongolPup]

Chea.

[LizBiz]

Wear protection.....

[SL33P3R]

Do not laugh when she queefs....shit I thought it was funny

[You_Wish]

^^ i think its funny as hell.. but it kinda turns me off..

[ducky1177]

^2 except more than kinda
ruins everything
:no:

[90_ACCORD]

ha every single woman has "Trust issues"

whats up with that?

[03RCode]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

[SL33P3R]

Sometimes I keep my dick in to keep the queef from coming out, i hear it hurts

[§treet_§peed]

never trust any female.... the end

[qwick]

Man argues by using logic pertaining to the specific subject he is arguing about. Women argues using everything you have ever done wrong, regardless if it pertains to the original subject or not.

Most men speak when they have something to say. All woman speak cause they like the sound of their own voice.

[§treet_§peed]

hence all females lie

[SL33P3R]

All females are sluts, some are just more secretive

All girls are freaks and want to be pounded hard and choked

Preachers daughters are the biggest freaks

[0p7!mu5]

while its totally ok for them to talk about the cast of twilight, tyreese, orlando bloom, ect. GOD FORBID YOU EVEN MENTION ANY GIRL HOTTER THAN HER!

Whatever a girl says she likes to do in a relationship initally will never happen pst the 90 day period because then they stop doing everything

Females will always have that one friend who is ugly or just an asshole and is jealous of her for being with you. her purpose: to sabotage the entire relationship to make her as unhappy as she is. Typically its usally the "best friend" who knows all about you.

Girls who have no friends at all should be strictly used for fuck buddy relationships. you cant save her. Dont try. she's probably going to get attached to your friends and when you break up try to sleep with them or fuck your shit up.

Assume that most females you meet between the ages of 18-26 are not worthy of being in a relationship with. Half of them do not know what they want until after they have a kid or get beaten half to death first.

If a girl is overweight when you meet her expect her to not do anything about it what so ever. I can't tell you the amount that want to lose weight yet refuse to go to a gym or do anything physical about it and bitch to you for them not doing anything.

If she's quiet, anti social, and doesnt give it up all of a sudden for longer than a week or two consider it over, about to be over, or she is cheating. I have only seen one time when it was something legit.

if she is adamant about you not meeting her friend, chances are she's hot, saw your picture and would probably do you and your girl knows and is tryin to prevent it.

as chris rock said, " When a guy see's a girl he like that has a man he says ' Gee I want a girl just like her'. When a girl shes a guy she likes that has a girl she say ' I want HIM and I'LL KILL ANY BITCH IN THIS ROOM TO GET HIM!!'"

just my few words of wisdom..

[Alan®]

while its totally ok for them to talk about the cast of twilight, tyreese, orlando bloom, ect. GOD FORBID YOU EVEN MENTION ANY GIRL HOTTER THAN HER!

Whatever a girl says she likes to do in a relationship initally will never happen pst the 90 day period because then they stop doing everything

Females will always have that one friend who is ugly or just an asshole and is jealous of her for being with you. her purpose: to sabotage the entire relationship to make her as unhappy as she is. Typically its usally the "best friend" who knows all about you.

Girls who have no friends at all should be strictly used for fuck buddy relationships. you cant save her. Dont try. she's probably going to get attached to your friends and when you break up try to sleep with them or fuck your shit up.

Assume that most females you meet between the ages of 18-26 are not worthy of being in a relationship with. Half of them do not know what they want until after they have a kid or get beaten half to death first.

If a girl is overweight when you meet her expect her to not do anything about it what so ever. I can't tell you the amount that want to lose weight yet refuse to go to a gym or do anything physical about it and bitch to you for them not doing anything.

If she's quiet, anti social, and doesnt give it up all of a sudden for longer than a week or two consider it over, about to be over, or she is cheating. I have only seen one time when it was something legit.

if she is adamant about you not meeting her friend, chances are she's hot, saw your picture and would probably do you and your girl knows and is tryin to prevent it.

as chris rock said, " When a guy see's a girl he like that has a man he says ' Gee I want a girl just like her'. When a girl shes a guy she likes that has a girl she say ' I want HIM and I'LL KILL ANY BITCH IN THIS ROOM TO GET HIM!!'"

just my few words of wisdom..
QFMFT! REPS

[blaknoize]

If u blow a womans advances off, she works even harder for ur attention. Once u acknowledge her advances, she disregards u.

ODD

[StreetHazard]

^^^^^ the truf

[Elbow]

-Girls actually fart and take shits...
-Girls fart out their vagina too.

[You_Wish]

^^ its a bit nasty lol but so true

[StreetHazard]

-Girls actually fart and take shits...
-Girls fart out their vagina too.


repped for honesty:goodjob:

[StreetHazard]

Chea.

This Shit!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab326/xstreethazardx/22.jpg



Uuuuuurrrgggh. All I need to know about the wearer of that shirt is told to me by her choice in self expression via the t-shirt. I wanna meet her in public so she can run home weeping. Her mother will ask “Who made my slutty little angel cry?” She’ll reply “S-s-some unshaven malcontent in h-h-his thirties! He called me a fake ass post punk douche bag who’s stock is completely devalued!”

[You_Wish]

i hate when bitches think they have you whipped and then you tell then they must be smoking some good crack to think that then hang up on them.. then they call back and say im sorry baby.. i love you hahahaahahahahaha im whipped?? i think its the other way around..

[Hektik]

All women are completely crazy and irrational. this man speaks the truth


Do not laugh when she queefs....shit I thought it was funny the pussy is talking to ya, son

[redblackfan]

bros come before hoes

[StreetHazard]

this thread needs more pics and visuals! im at work....ill see what I can do when I get home

[csmiths]

Girl farts stink because they are evil inside.

[lanning]

No means anal.
lulz troof :D

[You_Wish]

girls do have control though...
http://www.wankergalleries.com/p08/monstercurves/005/babes-fucked-hardcore/images/gina_babes_fucked_hardcore_07.jpg

wish i was that lucky

[WTF?]

^ only in certain situations

[StreetHazard]

fuck it

[StreetHazard]

..

[G.C]

Girlfriends hate your friends.

Girlfriends will hate your girl-friends more.

["B"]

All women are sluts. Point blank, PERIOD.