Flirting on the internet... it fucking cracks me up

[Nemesis]

Do people not go out anymore or they cant find anyone? I notice this on plenty of forums im on.



I dont really give a shit, but just cant believe the amount of fuckin loose attention ho ass bitches and guys that need to get laid :cheers:


Guys that flirt (non jokingly)

1. Cant get a fuckin date to save their life.
2. Havent been laid in a long time.
3. Are losers.

Girls that flirt (attention whores)

1. Have no intentions being with the dude, and thrive for the attention.
2. If they did have intentions, they're just....fuckin skanks! Fuckin skanks!
3. Are barftastic in real life or have other mental issues because I have yet to see any girl that does this that posts on internet forums in this way.

[Mike Lowrey]

FUCK YOU, man! Don't make fun of my problem! :lmfao:

[Nemesis]

FUCK YOU, man! Don't make fun of my problem! :lmfao:


First step is to admit you have a problem :lmao:

[MongolPup]

I bought a set of pedobear vinyls and thought of you. No homo/yes pedo.

[Nemesis]

I bought a set of pedobear vinyls and thought of you. No homo/yes pedo.


:hot:

[TheGodfather]

This thread describes most of IA guys who spit game via AIM and posts.

[dabuilding]

dont lie u know that everyone on here has atleast said one thing on here to try to fuck someone lol

[You_Wish]

i met my wife off the internet... such a dumb fucking skank hahahaha












































































JAYKAY

[Nemesis]

dont lie u know that everyone on here has atleast said one thing on here to try to fuck someone lol


True, I have said things to Brett. :boobies:

[dabuilding]

True, I have said things to Brett. :boobies:
brett is pretty sexy :cheers:

[Buttons]

This thread describes most of IA guys who spit game via AIM and posts.


lol, how i wish i was on my laptop.....

[MongolPup]

In some forest....

[Catnip]

I'm on MySpace and its type late
my baby got me number 1 on his top 8
It's computer love
we dont mind the hate
they just MySpace freaks tryna find a date
We up all night ,havin CyberSEX
He chat ,I chat though we neva met
He said he wanna explore me like tha internet
its like a orgasm everytime he send a text
He wanna download
He likes to download
Lil' Kim songs and put 'em on his ringtone
he even got my screensaver on his I-phone
I get more hits than a TMZone
we goin back and forth
sendin emails
he a thug so I hit em' on his g mail
his sense of humor got me writin L-O-L
I sent pictures of myself straight to tha cell

[dabuilding]

nice evan lol

[B18c1Turboed]

lol, how i wish i was on my laptop.....

Why so you can show us how you"ve been around!!!:thinking:

[Nemesis]

Why so you can show us how you"ve been around!!!:thinking:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol

[You_Wish]

evan you would know that by heart!!

[Buttons]

Why so you can show us how you"ve been around!!!:thinking:

nah, so i can post up convos from guys who have hitted on me, but then bash me on the site and what not. it makes me laugh hard :bump:

[Tracy]

Are people for real when they do this? I always take it as a joke. I guess I wouldn't know since I have had the same man for so long. It does seem that most of the girls on here have a bad habit for IA or forum men. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it.

I wonder if we could make a list who has not been with more than one IA guy. I will put myself first.

1.Tracy

[B18c1Turboed]

nah, so i can post up convos from guys who have hitted on me, but then bash me on the site and what not. it makes me laugh hard :bump:

I guess their are some desperate people on IA. Get off the FUCKEN COMPUTERS AND GO FIND YOU SOME REAL ASS. ATLEAST SOME DECENT ASS!!!!!!

[MongolPup]

I wonder if we could make a list who has not been with more than one IA guy. I will put myself first.

1.Tracy

Tracy just because you were drunk doesn't mean it didn't happen.

[dabuilding]

Are people for real when they do this? I always take it as a joke. I guess I wouldn't know since I have had the same man for so long. It does seem that most of the girls on here have a bad habit for IA or forum men. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it.

I wonder if we could make a list who has not been with more than one IA guy. I will put myself first.

1.Tracy
count me out :ninja:

[B18c1Turboed]

Are people for real when they do this? I always take it as a joke. I guess I wouldn't know since I have had the same man for so long. It does seem that most of the girls on here have a bad habit for IA or forum men. I'm glad I don't have to deal with it.

I wonder if we could make a list who has not been with more than one IA guy. I will put myself first.

1.Tracy


Not what i heared!!!! DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nemesis]

Well I have been with one IA girl...but I cant say. But only one. So I can be on that list. lulz

[Tracy]

Tracy just because you were drunk doesn't mean it didn't happen.well if I don't remember, it didn't happen...so either way :cheers:

[You_Wish]

Buttons i think i have seen you before.... hmmmmmm

[Tracy]

Not what i heared!!!! DENIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm sure there are tons of rumors. The only one I ever heard was AAP spreading that I slept with Brent Rau. I called them up about that one. It was quite a funny conversation. Talk about stuttering.

[Nemesis]

well if I don't remember, it didn't happen...so either way :cheers:


Back in the day I always thought you and Halfbaked were a couple :lmao:

[Tracy]

Back in the day I always thought you and Halfbaked were a couple :lmao:Awww he is my homie. I have just known all of those kids for so long now.

I am no doubt a stanky gal, but I would never cheat on my baby. That's the cool thing about us, anything I do I never have to hide it. Dan like me just the way I am, so I act just like the same crazy bitch when he is around or not.

[B18c1Turboed]

I'm sure there are tons of rumors. The only one I ever heard was AAP spreading that I slept with Brent Rau. I called them up about that one. It was quite a funny conversation. Talk about stuttering.

I heared about that one also..... DIRTY LITTLE WHORES

[Tracy]

I heared about that one also..... DIRTY LITTLE WHORESYea, Brent used to park his rig at our old shop when he was in town. I think his wife started that one because she found my number in his phone and called me asking who I was all pissed and shit. Dan and I thought it was so hilarious. I was like he has to call me when he comes in town so I can unlock the gate and Dan doesn't have a cell.

But come on, Brent Rau? Give me a little credit for having some taste. He is my homie and all, but just not my kind of dude. I like 'em skinny and nerdy ;)

[B18c1Turboed]

But come on, Brent Rau?
I was about too say, until i read



skinny and nerdy ;)


:lmfao:

[Tracy]

I was about too say, until i read




:lmfao:

;)

[Sammich]

im tryna bag all hoes on ia, including brett and ed

[ALVIN]

Remember Girlie Images...I used to flirt hardcore back in the day lol. Just for fun though

[Nemesis]

Remember Girlie Images...I used to flirt hardcore back in the day lol. Just for fun though


ughhhhhhhhhhhhh wasnt that rabunchic and some other chick that used to post a lot here too?



hahah

who remembers mumbles and Kelly, or laurenk , hahaha

[ALVIN]

Who remembers the girl with the BIG ole ass (white girl, black dress in almost all pics, carrasco gave it to her *i think*)

[mocha latte cupcake]

i remembers them all. mumbles... what happened to that fool!?

[Sammich]

Who remembers the girl with the BIG ole ass (white girl, black dress in almost all pics, carrasco gave it to her *i think*)YEA SHE WAS MAD HOT










































































*INSERT NWS IMAGE HERE*







































http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm72/mrmkel/rawswing.jpg

[Nemesis]

Who remembers the girl with the BIG ole ass (white girl, black dress in almost all pics, carrasco gave it to her *i think*)


ya , that was that Kelly chick I think, took pics with a truck and on the stairs or something lol

[mocha latte cupcake]

i remember her, she was with mumbles and what not. I do miss that truck though lol

[ALVIN]

ya , that was that Kelly chick I think, took pics with a truck and on the stairs or something lol

YES Dunno if that was her name but Gah Dayum man...I wanted to park my dick right in between her ass cheeks. Gah

[Sammich]

PICS OF THIS CHICK

[ALVIN]

Man If I still had my laptop I had those pics saved. Where is AP photography at? He took the damn pictures

[Sammich]

U KNOW WHO I MISS..TIFF OL BITTIES

[mocha latte cupcake]

everyone repped in hurr.

[mocha latte cupcake]

tiff o bitties! i <3 her! she's muh pimp hoochie friend for life.

:bump: speaking of... where has tiff been? :thinking:

[Sammich]

THATS WHY I MENTIONED HER.

SHE WAS MY QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ALVIN]

We are already in America JM...we aren't Comin To America

[ALVIN]

FOUND HER!

[mocha latte cupcake]

:thinking: Alvin, wut.

[ALVIN]

Her name was Kallie BTW

[ALVIN]

I woulda ate the fuck outta that bitch

[mocha latte cupcake]

el oh el kallie. :lmfao:

[Sammich]

ASS PICS..U SAID HER ASS WAS PERFECT...WHERES TEH PROOF

[ALVIN]

bwahahaha attention whore circa 4 years ago lol

[ALVIN]

here

[Sammich]

THAT PIC CONTAINS THE UNACCEPTABLE..U CAN NOT TELL WHETHER THATS AN ASS, TABLE OR WHAT

[ALVIN]

man...i would have tucked my weiner in between her ass cheeks before goin to bed lol

[Sammich]

SHE HAS NICE LEGS?

CHEEKS LOOK GOOD...THE WAY SHE IS POSED, BUT THE PROOF IS IN THE SIDE PROFILE...THATS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SHOT TO MAKE MY FINAL DECISION LOL

[MongolPup]

SR MOTHERFUCKING POWER. Bet none of you saw this shit coming.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/2mcuhbooty.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/450779197_l.jpg

[Sammich]

katie's got some nice ass titaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssss lol

[Nemesis]

hey sammich....




















MY LIP GLOSS BE POPPIN, MY LIP GLOSS BE REAL

[dabuilding]

SR MOTHERFUCKING POWER. Bet none of you saw this shit coming.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/2mcuhbooty.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/450779197_l.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/kallie2.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/MongolPup/mumbles7.jpg
number? where is she id lie to :idb: her

[MongolPup]

Motherfucking photobucket AND IA's image hosting are pissing me off, I have more.

[§treet_§peed]

fail

[Ed]

I flirted with your mother on myspace.

[Tracy]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhh wasnt that rabunchic and some other chick that used to post a lot here too?



hahah

who remembers mumbles and Kelly, or laurenk , hahaha

Fuk it. I'll start listing then ones I know have had a couple IA men...and by few I mean at least 2.

Fawk You
Toxxic
Scrappy
Aisha
Importchick
Buttons

That's all I can think of right now, but once I remember more, I will post them. I may have to revisit Alex's last thread to remind myself.

And don't be mad that you made it on the list. I didn't make you do it and I ain't mad at ya for it.

[dabuilding]

Motherfucking photobucket AND IA's image hosting are pissing me off, I have more.
well if u have moar where are they i want to see all of them :goodjob:

[One_Bad_SHO]

Guess I'll go against the grain here... I don't see a problem with men/women flirting on the internet. It's 2010, the digital age. Many people are unlucky at finding love in the real world. Some people find it easier to express themselves in type rather than face to face. Yeah, it's an unconventional way of meeting a potential mate, I agree. But if that's what it takes to find happiness for some people then I applaud their efforts and hope they find what they are looking for.

As for random guys/girls looking for random poon on the webz, well, that's pretty lame. Then again, not everyone has the confidence that some of us do to be able to walk up and talk to a person of the opposite sex.

To each their own. :goodjob:

[Tracy]

I don't care about people finding people on line. I just think the IA incest thing is a little grodie.

[BTEC]

LMAO @ Tracy.

Scrappy was my lil hommie. Man the old days were way better than these days. ~insert Toys R Us Kid music here~

[BTEC]

I don't care about people finding people on line. I just think the IA incest thing is a little grodie.
Why do i have to go to the club, buy expensive clothes, hangout all the time, spend money on not 1 but 2 happy meals when i can stay at home and spit some shit that i heard on a Too Short song that makes this chick on the net wanna get nekid?

[Tracy]

LMAO @ Tracy.

Scrappy was my lil hommie. Man the old days were way better than these days. ~insert Toys R Us Kid music here~

I know you know what I am talking about because you have had your share of IA fun ;)

[BTEC]

I know you know what I am talking about because you have had your share of IA fun ;)
Not as much as many may think and damn sure not my share. The female to male ratio was way better back in the days. Unless alot of chicks these days have manly screen names.

[MongolPup]

Ha.

[Nemesis]

I know you know what I am talking about because you have had your share of IA fun ;)


yeah BTEC, stfu you promised me the world homey.

[BTEC]

yeah BTEC, stfu you promised me the world homey.
lol!! Whatever Nemesissies You sure that wasnt that "S" dude? I cant remember his name.

[Ed]

I've never had ia girls :ninja:

[Mike Lowrey]

Fuk it. I'll start listing then ones I know have had a couple IA men...and by few I mean at least 2.

Fawk You
Toxxic
Scrappy
Aisha
Importchick
Buttons

That's all I can think of right now, but once I remember more, I will post them. I may have to revisit Alex's last thread to remind myself.

And don't be mad that you made it on the list. I didn't make you do it and I ain't mad at ya for it.

Bwahahahaha!!!

This thread is getting good.

Tracy, Now add the names of each IA guy that have fucked! This will be interesting.

[Mike Lowrey]

I've never had ia girls :ninja:

:rly:

I call Bullshit.

I want names and nudz.

[§treet_§peed]

tracy hasn't even started with the old school members. this is just getting to the shit now. LUlz maybe after a few more beers ill make a thread about the IA dirt i knows :D

[blaknoize]

Well obviously Nemesis has never gotten a chick off the internet worth his while.

Getting laid has nothing to do with dating and then GETTING laid. For some reason, after I started dating off the internet I havent needed to find another. I believe I have a great lady. Met her on myspace, went out, fuked a bit, hooked up and been that way for a year. Seems good with me. Idk what ur talkin bout Nemesis.

[Elbow]

nah, so i can post up convos from guys who have hitted on me, but then bash me on the site and what not. it makes me laugh hard :bump:

Makes me laugh too, that's how it always is.

Half of car guys I have realized can't get girls worth a shit. Not sure why, maybe they are too obsessed with rice and can't get past it. I love at meets when a car pulls up with a girl driving and EVERYONE swarms it. :lmfao:

But yeah, what the fuck pussy boys, think you can REALLY get a girl off an internet forum??????????????

[Sammich]

dot dot dot

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http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/124086148_6a4bd18181.jpg?v=0

[JDMbabe]

i know... i hate when people be flirting on myspace like fucking idiots...

[Sammich]

so you hate yourself...i mean we flirted

lol wut

[JDMbabe]

you dont have a myspace sammich... lol

[ALVIN]

umm wut?

[BTEC]

you dont have a myspace sammich... lol
Translation: Ive wanted to have dirty myspace conversations with sammich but i couldnt find him on myspace.