FAILICIDE - LOL

[BABY J]

:thinking:

http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/2009/06/16/20090616abrk-carsuicide.html

:D

Mesa man tries to commit suicide using sword, steering wheel

A 27-year-old Mesa man drove through the brick wall of a Chandler home and ended up in the pool after an apparent suicide attempt Tuesday morning, Chandler police spokeman Sgt. Joe Favazzo said.

The man positioned a 24-inch sword through the steering wheel and tied it in place with a T-shirt. :thinking: Favazzo said when he drove through the wall, the airbag deployed and bent the sword.

The car broke through the fence and crashed into the pool, but he got himself out.

The man was transported to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries :lmfao: , including a cut in the neck from the sword, said Favazzo.

It is unknown whether he will be charged with any crimes.

http://i.azcentral.com/i/sized/3/C/4/e298/j350/PHP4A37F695A34C3.jpg

[BABY J]

I can't stop laughing at people like this. Hell I wanna live and there are hundreds of times that I have came closer to death than this - HAHAA.

Shit, it's harder to live than it is to die --- yet people fail miserably at dieing. Shit... this guy tried to die and will end up w/ a new car -- SWEET! :goodjob: He can't lose for winning. LOL

[k20siboii]

Wow, This is ridiculous!! Gun and you are done

[Sammich]

exactly..why you want to bring somebody else into your failing

[BABY J]

exactly..why you want to bring somebody else into your failing

QFT. LMFAO! I can hear the homeowner talking to the cop now...

"So let me get this straight... this nut-job wanted to die... so now I need a new wall, lawn furniture, and have to fish a station wagon outta my pool? Ok... I understand officer. Kthnxbye"

[Sammich]

lolz

+105 when i can:lmfao:

[BABY J]

Would have been funnier if he can't swim and had drowned when he got outta the car - LMFAO

[Sammich]

Would have been funnier if he can't swim and had drowned when he got outta the car - LMFAOgave teh rep out too soon:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[WTF?]

Would have been funnier if he can't swim and had drowned when he got outta the car - LMFAO

that shit would of been epic and fawking funny :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Z0_o6]

Dude, its a sword, a car, a brick wall and a pool. what more does he have to do?! LOL that is fucking epic.

[Kasper]

id try to kill myself to if i had to put those fucken seat covers in my car! but seriously.. all that and he comes out with a scratch! epic!!!!

[Sammich]

im sorry i have to be shallow, but was this guy white or black

[BABY J]

It involves a pool - he DEF wasn't black.:D :rolleyes: Black people only swim when some1 is drowning and we realize that no1 else is gonna save 'em. We even stand at the bank and yell "are you SURE that you can't make it to me?? TRY HARD!!!! Just do like this (then we make swimming motions in the air)!!!!!" We do this for a few hundred minutes before we finally take our shoes off, earrings out, and jersey off and go in after them.

[Z0_o6]

It involves a pool - he DEF wasn't black.

Baby J, sir you will receive the reppage for this. I damn near spit mtn dew on my macbook.

[BABY J]

LMAO!! Shit - a black man would have died from road-rash received by jumping out of a moving car @ 60 mph once he saw the pool comiing up fast in his windshield.:D

[Sammich]

lolol

[Z0_o6]

LMAO!! Shit - a black man would have died from road-rash received by jumping out of a moving car @ 60 mph once he saw the pool comiing up fast in his windshield.:D

lol stop it man i'm out of fucking reps thanks to you.

[BABY J]

"Shiii I wanna die gawt dammit, but I'ma die by the sword --- NOT by the pool - fuck that!!! Ejecto seato cuz!!!"":D


- I like being drunk in the middle of the day - LOL.

[Sammich]

WAT U SIPPIN ON SON, SHITS GOT U WILDN OUT LOLOL

[BABY J]

Some syyyzzzzurp. LOL

On the real though --- this guy had to be on some good shit. You don't have to be a mechanical engineer to know that a fucking TEE SHIRT is not gonna hold. The kicker is... at SOME POINT after he rigged this shit up --- he had to look at it proudly w/ a smurk and think... "yeah, this should work." LMFAO. Thousands of years of evolution and we still have men that do shit like this and say "yeah, this will work out jussssssst fine!! This will teach 'em a lesson." LOL

[Sammich]

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