LOLI HUNTERS UNITE!

[Mike Lowrey]

Attention:

The latest intel indicated that there is a loli heading towards the ATL this weekend. Said loli must be intercepted and interrogated. I need all the loli hunters to set up a perimeter.

MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

[Crazy Asian]

Where do ya need the tranq gun at?

[mocha latte cupcake]

this is section 69 checking in sir. nothing on radar, but i will keep my eyes peeled for her shapely bust and make sure we keep things tight in the rear sectors.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/apg_binoculars_080626_mn.jpg

[DJ Maestro]

85/985 perimeter patrol established. :goodjob:

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2008/06/29/guantanamo-topper.jpg

[Mike Lowrey]

this is section 69 checking in sir. nothing on radar, but i will keep my eyes peeled for her shapely bust and make sure we keep things tight in the rear sectors.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Technology/apg_binoculars_080626_mn.jpg

Good job Sargent!

Be aware, this loli is said to use her shapely bust to distract loli hunters. Do not fall for this trap! I will keep a careful eye on her rear.

[Mike Lowrey]

85/985 perimeter patrol established. :goodjob:

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2008/06/29/guantanamo-topper.jpg

Well done! Stay sharp!

[PURP]

400/75 going green sir. Perimeter checked, cleared, and monitored

[Mike Lowrey]

400/75 going green sir. Perimeter checked, cleared, and monitored

Excellent! I knew I could count on you!

[Crazy Asian]

Okay...nm you want perimeter fine. Area Loli 12 is all setup.

[mocha latte cupcake]

indeed sir. i shall not faulter.

she can use her Long Legs of lust to divert other soldiers, but i've got my LONG range viewfinder, TRAINED on her REAR advancement.

theres no way only LOLI and go to DEEP into enemy territory without being CHOKED up in our supreme defenses.

i will stand vigilant sir.

[BABY J]

Base this is Sentry 62 with you --- we copy you LimaCharlie (LoudClear). 62 calling on-station @ 10:31HRS ET and will remain as long as we have tanker support. Running CAP for this target area in the standard figure 8. Initiating radio silence at this time. How copy?

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http://www.seriouscustoms.com/importtuner/FLIGHTSUIT.JPG

[Mike Lowrey]

Excellent work, men!

We must all be ready to MOUNT an offensive at any moment. Keep you eyes open so that she does not CRAWL past our defenses. She is trained in many formes of combat. She works well on her KNEES and on her BACK.

[Crazy Asian]

what happens if she swims the Chattahoochee River?

[mocha latte cupcake]

copy sentry 62. we have you on radar. maintain surve. as long as possible if you keep flying, we'll keep you filled up.

agent 71 (stephens) do not unveil satellite intel on open channels please. this is a matter of LOLI security.

this is section 69 checking in. nothing yet sir, but we did find articles of clothing on the out SKIRTs of 69 heading due SOUTH in your General direction. Be advised, LOLI is cloaked and dangerous. DO NOT attempt SINGLE ENTRY, USE GANG FORCE IF NEEDED. Also,.....*dramatic silence* it seems as though she is not alone. we found multiple lollipop wrappers hidden under the BUSH. Be advised i repeat, LOLI PACK is en route.

requesting permission to intiate LOLI HUNTING PROTOCOL ALPHA MASSA BETA v. K.O.K.

[Mike Lowrey]

what happens if she swims the Chattahoochee River?

Where is Ran? He is the the leader of the Seal unit!

Ran? Do you copy?!

We have a hole in our defenses! She could swin the Chattahoochee river. She would be HOT and WET and SLIP past of defenses!

[mocha latte cupcake]

someone get RAN! make sure he's not cleaning his gun in the dark again.

[BABY J]

what happens if she swims the Chattahoochee River?


http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/d2/unsecured/media/59121/59121_44145730_320be0f88f2c39cfc4a6ba740b02657f696 037ce.jpg?pubId=59121

Base, Sentry62 with you... unit AlanJackson confirms via secure communication channel that he's "Way Down Yonder By The Chattahoochee... and if it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie" he will engage. How copy?

[Mike Lowrey]

copy sentry 62. we have you on radar. maintain surve. as long as possible if you keep flying, we'll keep you filled up.

agent 71 (stephens) do not unveil satellite intel on open channels please. this is a matter of LOLI security.

this is section 69 checking in. nothing yet sir, but we did find articles of clothing on the out SKIRTs of 69 heading due SOUTH in your General direction. Be advised, LOLI is cloaked and dangerous. DO NOT attempt SINGLE ENTRY, USE GANG FORCE IF NEEDED. Also,.....*dramatic silence* it seems as though she is not alone. we found multiple lollipop wrappers hidden under the BUSH. Be advised i repeat, LOLI PACK is en route.

requesting permission to intiate LOLI HUNTING PROTOCOL ALPHA MASSA BETA v. K.O.K.

Agreed. GANG FORCE will be required.

Permission granted. Initiate LOLI HUNTING PROTOCOL ALPHA MASSA BETA v. K.O.K.

[mocha latte cupcake]

http://www.vianica.com/special/jul_06/p5.jpg

briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.

[Mike Lowrey]

http://www.vianica.com/special/jul_06/p5.jpg

briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.

The LOLI's are flanking our position! We need to act now! Send you men in!

[BABY J]

http://www.vianica.com/special/jul_06/p5.jpg

briefing my men now sir. be ready to move out in 2 clicks.

Sentry62 with you... you came across garbled sir in that last tranmission. Did NOT copy. Was that "prepare to move out on 2 CLITS??" Please confirm my copy..

[mocha latte cupcake]

http://www.thinktankpaintball.com/tactics/diagram_envelopment.jpg

moving in! LOLI HUNTERS GO GO GO!

[Tire]

Ill get my metal detector :ninja:

[Mike Lowrey]

Good job Sargent!

THRUST forward. They will SUBMIT to our ADVANCES.

Make sure they are brought back alive. They must be securely BOUND and GAGGED, so they do not escape. Bring all captured LOLIs directly to HEAD quarters.

[BABY J]

http://www.baseops.net/militarybooks/seals_12_b.jpg

62 here. We're dropping in a shipment of antibiotics to the Infirmary (you never know sir).:ninja:

[mocha latte cupcake]

roger that on the T sir. i have two of them spotted. we're moving around to flank them from behind....

maintain radio silence from here on here.

(hand signals to troops)
http://www.mankindandtruth.com/Hand%20Sign%20Soldier.png

initiate use of smoke screen. deploy!

MOVE MOVE MOVE
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OH MY GOD!

DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!
http://www.operations.mod.uk/veritas/img/veritas/45cdogp/hmg_range.jpg

SIR OUR INTEL WAS WRONG! we walked into a FUBAR! help!

i repeat hostile environment! the loli's ambushed us sir! KEEP FIRING YOU BASTARDS!
http://images.fliqz.com/3fd672999ff942c2945c5d80a7b92ddd.jpg

sir require immediate back up! *static* all around *static* quick *static*

TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
http://www.psywarrior.com/Blu82ColorBlast.jpg

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[Tire]

Ill have to bust out my guns! check it. them lolis is gonna be runnin now!

http://www.losefatarms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/flabby_arm-before1.jpg

[BABY J]

http://www.nazis.de/inidia/awacs_crash1999.jpg

Base, Sentry62 with you... we're outta the game. We gotta RTB (ReturnToBase) to re-arm up and re-attack. LOLIs ain't go NO manners... shot a bitch down. :( That was my FAVORITE plane too sir.

[Mike Lowrey]

roger that on the T sir. i have two of them spotted. we're moving around to flank them from behind....

maintain radio silence from here on here.

(hand signals to troops)
http://www.mankindandtruth.com/Hand%20Sign%20Soldier.png

initiate use of smoke screen. deploy!

MOVE MOVE MOVE
http://gdb.rferl.org/C20546D3-D74D-436A-897B-393FA5590626_mw800_mh600.jpg
OH MY GOD!

DEFENSIVE POSITIONS!
http://www.operations.mod.uk/veritas/img/veritas/45cdogp/hmg_range.jpg

SIR OUR INTEL WAS WRONG! we walked into a FUBAR! help!

i repeat hostile environment! the loli's ambushed us sir! KEEP FIRING YOU BASTARDS!
http://images.fliqz.com/3fd672999ff942c2945c5d80a7b92ddd.jpg

sir require immediate back up! *static* all around *static* quick *static*

TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
http://www.psywarrior.com/Blu82ColorBlast.jpg

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Sending in reinforcements! Hang in there!

Unit 62, Agent 71 converge on their position!

Ran?! Where the fuck are you?! You are letting you unit down!!!!

[BABY J]

Satellite imagery reports a posssible sighting of RAN. The facial recognition software is only so good though team... we need a human analyst to point out Ran so we can get him to the armory, get him a mission briefing and deploy him into the target area.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Asian_quiz.jpg

[Mike Lowrey]

TROOPS FALLBACK! JOHNSON COVERY FI *static*
http://www.psywarrior.com/Blu82ColorBlast.jpg

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Sargent. You may have PREMATURELY spent your aresonal.

[Ed]

http://www.defendamerica.mil/images/photos/jan2006/Index/Hires/060121-F-2869F-004.jpg

Perimeter setup in Marietta Smyrna sir.

[Nismo]

75/575 corridor all clear

http://www.cultureby.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/03/all_clear_signal.jpg

[Nismo]

Woah woah our radar is picking up something, and its moving fast!!!

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_19_2004_16_35_41/radar-circle.jpgbacea154-5e8a-47c6-8ebc-db6d9f20a7c9Large.jpg


Just a second it will be in range to be seen:

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/08y06P90Ai035/610x.jpg



...gasp.....

BATTLE STATIONS, LOLI SIGHTED!!!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/10/asusundies.jpg

[DJ Maestro]

All units!! I repeat..all units!! Be advised that Loli Pack may have a deeply entrenched sniper.

http://cdn.livevideo.com/image/03/236303/303171_pm.jpg


Execute operations with extreme caution as our anti-sniper sniper locates and terminates the Loli sniper.

http://onlinegametrainer.com/images/c3a1_20sniper_20rifle_20hidden.jpg

[Elbow]

I date a loli, sucks for those who have to hunt for them.

[Mike Lowrey]

I date a loli, sucks for those who have to hunt for them.

We hunt lolis by the pack. Sucks for those who have just one.

[Crazy Asian]

Be advised. ETA:06 Hours we have a platoon of Mammoth Tanks head your ways. ~Over~

[mocha latte cupcake]

We hunt lolis by the pack. Sucks for those who have just one.

Quoted for absolute truth.

[DJ Maestro]

Quoted for absolute truth.

Quoted for Absolut Citron

http://www.lclark.edu/~soan370/citron.GIF

[Crazy Asian]

Also be advised there's possible a new type of pedo bear on the loose too. Not the good ones.
Before:

[Crazy Asian]

After:

[91ma70]

I20 eastbound is clear sir

[gtlimer]

Sir Ran is M.I.A.

We are currently securing the Chattahoochee River.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Navy_SEALs_comming_out_of_water.JPEG

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hk_cayNIONo/RypxToJb8rI/AAAAAAAAGaM/6dO7YKeoR3A/s400/Navy_SEALs.jpg

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[dabuilding]

sorry it took me so long this damn suit is hard to get on but im on my way to my post to await further instructions
http://i43.tinypic.com/23w0js3.jpg

[DB4LYFE ™]

sorry it took me so long this damn suit is hard to get on but im on my way to my post to await further instructions
http://i43.tinypic.com/23w0js3.jpg

u promised not to post that picture of us... wtf?

~DB4LYFE

[dabuilding]

in position sir
http://i41.tinypic.com/velnc0.jpg

[Nismo]

If you get a clear shot, take it!

[Ran]

someone get RAN! make sure he's not cleaning his gun in the dark again.This is the Lolimancer reporting. I'm in position and standing by to intercept.

[Mike Lowrey]

This is the Lolimancer reporting. I'm in position and standing by to intercept.

He lives!

Good to have you with the team. We may just win this yet!

[mocha latte cupcake]

*static*...... hostile territo...*static*


*chirp chirp static* east bound, moving to yo...*static*

*chirp* mbushed, lost them all, escaped from loli cam...*static*

*static* heading to rendevous point lotus, Loli hunter 69 out *static*

[Mike Lowrey]

Loli Hunter 69.....you are breaking up.

Confirm that you are moving to the rendevous point. over.


We have taken heavy casualties. We need to re-group for the next offensive. Ration your ammo. This will be a grueling battle.

[mocha latte cupcake]

*static* roger commander..*static*

*static* no ammo, only handful of lollipops sir, i managed to raid they pa*static*

*static* and get some extra intel out of one of them, seems like they are planning a back door slip and sneak *static*

*static chirp* also, sir...*click* they seem to believe that we have one of their generals captive...*static*

*beep beep* information...*static* ...one of our own...possib *static* leaked *static...*

[Mike Lowrey]

Good job Sargent. This seems to be more serious than I expected.

[BABY J]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c48/waterbottle8/Haruhi-Suzumiya.jpg

[BABY J]

hmmm....