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JITB
06-10-2009, 02:16 PM
Is this still valid? IF you think so, and who still obeys it!

both need a ride u got 1 seat...who goes

Hoe
http://www.collegescholarships.org/images/girl-on-futon.jpghttp://www.blike.net/files/frontimage/Bio_Ahyoomee_Front.jpg

or

Bro
http://scienceblogs.com/seed/upload/2007/01/frat_boy.jpghttp://www.boardofcadillac.com/douchebags.jpg
PICS JUST ADDED FOR FUN JUST IMAGINE UR BRO AND A HOE

JM edited for more reality

Nemesis
06-10-2009, 02:17 PM
ugh shes ugly as hail, bro.

JITB
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
ugh shes ugly as hail, bro.


i tried to find a normal looking girl... to keep it fair..

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
Bro...... friends will be there longer

NVEOUS
06-10-2009, 02:19 PM
bro....... They're there for everything no matter what!

E=MC²
06-10-2009, 02:20 PM
is she going to have her mouth on my rod while im driving the 2 seater?

if not im taking my bro

RandomGuy
06-10-2009, 02:20 PM
bros b4 hoes

oneSLOWex
06-10-2009, 02:20 PM
bro....... They're there for everything no matter what!

QFT....if not troof then you need to re-evaluate who your friends are.

Nemesis
06-10-2009, 02:21 PM
Well to honestly answer the question, when I was at VA Beach with a buddy that came with me on a road trip, I kinda left em for a bit to hook up with a chick that was there. He had no ride to get food or anything for about 5 hours. :( I felt bad... kinda. lol The 14 hour ride home was weird lol

JITB
06-10-2009, 02:21 PM
i wish i knew that "bro" in real life... he looks like a real pal..

JITB
06-10-2009, 02:22 PM
Well to honestly answer the question, when I was at VA Beach with a buddy that came with me on a road trip, I kinda left em for a bit to hook up with a chick that was there. He had no ride to get food or anything for about 5 hours. :( I felt bad... kinda. lol The 14 hour ride home was weird lol


:no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no: :no:

http://www.thorswarriors.com/gifs/guilty.gif

NVEOUS
06-10-2009, 02:34 PM
QFT....if not troof then you need to re-evaluate who your friends are.

There are only a select few that I would call my bro. SO therefore it is teh tr00f!!

punkr6
06-10-2009, 02:38 PM
I voted HOW, whatever that is...

WTF?
06-10-2009, 02:40 PM
^ i was thinking the same thing but i voted bro

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:40 PM
i have YET to meet a man that could give me the pussy.

Pussy reigns over ALL pimpin'

fuck a bro befo' a hoe.

REAL bro's will understand gah damn :goodjob:

Kevykev
06-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Hoe look too needy, she might want to stop at wal-greens, the bank and her mom's house.

Bro looks like he's just headin over to some chicks house to blaze.


BRO!

Gutling
06-10-2009, 02:43 PM
bro. that ho aint going to come bail me out when i need it sometime. always another ho the next day

Nemesis
06-10-2009, 02:44 PM
....................................http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/turb/err.gif




fuck a bro befo' a hoe.

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:46 PM
Hoe look too needy, she might want to stop at wal-greens, the bank and her mom's house.

Bro looks like he's just headin over to some chicks house to blaze.


BRO!naaaaaw he's goin dooowwn tooown to chillin in the rain with his boys on the block while i'll be the bro goin' home to some wet PUSSY

oh yeah Jo put this hoe up. maybe these clowns would come correct.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/Da%20Hoes/1-1.jpg

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:47 PM
....................................http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/turb/err.gif
lolz! :lmfao:

JITB
06-10-2009, 02:49 PM
u cant taint the poll.. with a beauty queen!

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:52 PM
u cant taint the poll.. with a beauty queen!
well how bout you post a picture of a gigantic wet PUSSY?

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 02:52 PM
edited 1st post for more realistic circumstances :lmfao: sorry guys... S2k is a panty dropper, not a boxer brief chaser.

toxxxic
06-10-2009, 02:53 PM
well.... where do they need a ride to??

why dont they have their own cars?

.... and i have a two seater. i have fit 3 people in it! right gregg??? :)

JITB
06-10-2009, 02:54 PM
well.... where do they need a ride to??

why dont they have their own cars?

.... and i have a two seater. i have fit 3 people in it! right gregg??? :)


fuck all that!

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:54 PM
well.... where do they need a ride to??

why dont they have their own cars?

.... and i have a two seater. i have fit 3 people in it! right gregg??? :)
ive fit 4!

top that! :tongue1:

NVEOUS
06-10-2009, 02:55 PM
edited 1st post for more realistic circumstances :lmfao: sorry guys... S2k is a panty dropper, not a boxer brief chaser.


:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: NOT ITS HARD TO DECIDE

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 02:58 PM
fags suck cock.

Real talk.

tandem
06-10-2009, 03:02 PM
'How'
My bro has his own ride and shit.

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 03:03 PM
dude bro < hottie ho :goodjob: sorry kids. i'm with do on this one...


collins calls me (oldest friend i got) dude i need a ride to the waffle house

or

hottie asian loli #4 in ATL (she gets a 8.2 on the jm scale *i grade harshly*) aww no suki suki in S2k for waffle time?

collins gunna ride his damn schwinn and meet me there :lmfao:

JITB
06-10-2009, 03:03 PM
'How'
My bro has his own ride and shit.


hey everyone his bro in real life has his own car!

Crazy Asian
06-10-2009, 03:06 PM
if nemesis is my bro, hell no hoes before bros.

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 03:07 PM
i'd only pick up jorgie if he was like we can take some COOL PIX BRO later :goodjob: :lmfao:

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 03:14 PM
think of it like this...

supposing that you're straight.

what are the chances you can get felatio from your man friend? :dunno:

JITB
06-10-2009, 03:17 PM
looks like i need to make some adjustment on my cell phone contacts...:( lol

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 03:20 PM
:lmfao: if anything i'd be ridin with you homie :lmfao: any one 6'2" and above finds riding in my car....... uncomfortable safe. being that the windshield is @ that height for those seated :lmfao: roll bars will not protect j00r head lol...

Robby
06-10-2009, 03:30 PM
What's sad is, if you find the right hoe, she should fuck you and your bro.





But not at same time, unless your into that gay shit.

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 03:32 PM
looks like i need to make some adjustment on my cell phone contacts...:( lol
look... alls im sayin' is if you got pussy comin' your way we aint engaging in any bro activity whatsoever. n¡gga... if i call you and you pick up all you gotta say is pussy and i'll hang up and go play MLB '09 The Show QUICK fast.

oh BTW i forgot my phone at home today :doh:

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 03:33 PM
What's sad is, if you find the right hoe, she should fuck you and your bro.





But not at same time, unless your into that gay shit.
naw n¡gga naaaaaw.

same time or not. that shits homo.

Real talk.

what i look like rubbin on the same walls as anotha nígga? say whaaaaa? :eek:

:no:

Robby
06-10-2009, 03:34 PM
You have never follow after one of your friends ex's? Ever...

mocha latte cupcake
06-10-2009, 03:35 PM
DO - i was wonderin why you ain't answer muh calls

and yeah for real....



Jay Em - hey jizz'm whats up!?

Jizz'm in the booty - gettin some boo-tay

Jay Em - did you really just say that?

Jizz'm in the booty - yeah thats how we say it in muh hood

Jay Em - :no: i'm gunna go let you handle that... i'ma make some pancakes or something. hit me up later

Jizz'm in the booty - HOLLA PLAYA!

Jay Em - :no: what is wrong with you. :lmfao:

Dirty Octopus™
06-10-2009, 03:40 PM
You have never follow after one of your friends ex's? Ever...

naw but... you made it seem as if it was within minutes apart.

thats too close to cock touchage

BobbyFresco
06-10-2009, 03:57 PM
This covers my answer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srgA-FpR7Zo

Slow Motion
06-10-2009, 05:16 PM
^^^^^ I think you want this one...sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU&feature=related

Elbow
06-10-2009, 05:17 PM
Depends on who's giving road head.

Slow Motion
06-10-2009, 05:21 PM
Now the question at hand is who is your friend. I would never put a hoe over a friend. Hoes are nasty, they burn, and usually a hoe has been sexually active before coming to see you, to once again be sexually active with you. So with that being said never a hoe before a friend. My only friend right now seems to only be my girl right now and nothing comes before her, plus she my best friend so I get the best of both worlds. Nuff said.

Slow Motion
06-10-2009, 05:28 PM
WE LIKE HER-------->>http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/gabrielle-union-bv-newswire-400a022206.jpg

http://partyhopper.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/amerie_240x320.jpg<--------We LIKE HER TOO

BobbyFresco
06-10-2009, 05:40 PM
^^^^^ I think you want this one...sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fzuXQF_wIU&feature=related


Nah...I posted the link I needed to make my point.:2up:

RL...
06-10-2009, 05:50 PM
lol If i had to choose between thet girl in the red hat, she would def be riding with me....My friend could always find a ride...or taxi......or......he should be driving in the 1st place I ain't no taxi!!!

_Christian_
06-12-2009, 10:46 PM
My only bro is my dick.

slostang
06-13-2009, 01:43 AM
lol poll is 50/50

Slow Motion
06-13-2009, 12:46 PM
Nah...I posted the link I needed to make my point.:2up:

Well my chit was funnier...:2up:

BobbyFresco
06-13-2009, 12:53 PM
Well my chit was funnier...:2up:


Your face is funnier.
/ thread.

You_Wish
06-14-2009, 12:44 AM
i says hoes... because bro's dont give out pussy

ATL_EG
06-14-2009, 02:05 PM
hoe rides with, a bro will understand

3.5altman
06-15-2009, 01:00 AM
The girl goes, sorry homie. But check this out, I'll be right back.

EmminoDaGreat
06-15-2009, 01:10 AM
I try to balance :D I will go fuck a ho, after/before I hang with my bro's.

Firefightin_tC
06-15-2009, 05:41 AM
Well to honestly answer the question, when I was at VA Beach with a buddy that came with me on a road trip, I kinda left em for a bit to hook up with a chick that was there. He had no ride to get food or anything for about 5 hours. :( I felt bad... kinda. lol The 14 hour ride home was weird lol

Wow...that's kinda a shitty thing to do to a friend. At least give the guy a heads up at least.

mud_monkey
06-15-2009, 10:46 PM
bro all the way man but my bro is my brother

G.C
06-15-2009, 11:03 PM
If i was in that situation, i would pop my trunk open and explain how important she is to you, and tell your friend to jump in the trunk.

arriaza7170
06-16-2009, 08:20 AM
Ok here's how i look at it.. take your bro cuz if he's a good bro he'll make sure you get some action from another hoe. but at the same time take the hoe cuz she's a hoe and..she'll make sure you get some action..if she's a good hoe.. but i'd pick the hoe fo sho

Sammich
06-16-2009, 10:31 AM
i have YET to meet a man that could give me the pussy.

Pussy reigns over ALL pimpin'

fuck a bro befo' a hoe.

REAL bro's will understand gah damn :goodjob:repped for truth:lmfao:

Killer
06-16-2009, 01:29 PM
Friends before actual hoes

my girl above my friends (when necessary)........


i mean think about it guys.. it's simple... who's chin do you want on your balls later that night????

Sammich
06-16-2009, 01:35 PM
it's simple... who's chin do you want on your balls later that night????

yours

wait i didnt hear the question:ninja:

Killer
06-16-2009, 01:40 PM
peebs=gay

Sammich
06-16-2009, 01:42 PM
LOL

lanning
06-16-2009, 06:18 PM
bros unless she is REALLY hot or driving a supra

Terror
06-17-2009, 01:34 AM
Bro.

ShooterMcGavin
06-17-2009, 07:50 AM
w/pics like those it should be called douchebags before hoes...

eYezs1ck
06-18-2009, 11:40 AM
WE LIKE HER-------->>http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_bv/gabrielle-union-bv-newswire-400a022206.jpg

http://partyhopper.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/amerie_240x320.jpg<--------We LIKE HER TOO

http://i40.tinypic.com/28sy0is.jpg

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/Showtime757/talk%20of%20the%20town/athletes-for-charity-megan-good.jpg<--------WE LIKE THEM TOO

4dmin
06-18-2009, 03:11 PM
what you do is you let your bro drive your car and you sit in the passenger with the hoe!