Nemesis
06-09-2009, 08:07 AM
So after the Sofakingfresh meet I had a few people over at my place. I dont store every number in my phone for everyone so most of the time I just wing it. Either way, im chillin there with Nate (Ran) and all of a sudden I get a text message.
**7:41PM**
Mysterious Texter: Whats your addy dude?
Me: *insert my addy* ( I did this because I thought it was someone I invited.
Mysterious Texter: Cool dude leaving in about 30 minutes.
**8:04**
Me: D.O ? (that was me asking if it was Dirty Octopus)
Mysterious Texter: D.O???
**Walker and Bandy show up**
Mysterious Texter: " This Frank. I went down to Summit but I guess I missed ya. People were saying u were having a gtg at your place.
Me: Name on IA?
Mysterious Texter: " Can I still get my 25 gift certificate? Whats IA?
Me: Uhm...the Forum
Me: Sorry dude but if I dont know you.....
Mysterious Texter: Im only a looker , Im not registered.
**So about this time Im thinking what the fukk, someone gave this dude my number and said I was having a thing at my place**
8:30
All of a sudden I get this text message
Mysterious Texter: LOLBBQ Your neighbor just pissed herself when my dog jumped out the car chasing her down a lot. Pitbulls FTMFW.
Now im thinking who the hell is this guy...as I show Nate, Walker, Kevin...we just laugh it off...
THEN:
Mysterious Texter: Bitch called the cops!!! Help me Nemesis!
Mysterious Texter: Im so fucked dude. Cooter bit her.
I show Walker and Kevin that text and we start balling at this total fuckin hick with a pit bull named Cooter.
9:48PM
Mysterious Texter: Whats your apt number? Are you allergic to dogs?
*Now im starting to get a little worried that some idiot just invited himself over and brought a pitbull with him/ I decide not to respond*
Mysterious Texter: ????
Mysterious Texter: I see your car. Where ya at man? We drove from cartersville
**Now I realize that this idiot not only brought a dog but his friends too**
Mysterious Texter: WE"RE WAITING
Mysterious Texter: vroom vroom u coming out or not? I really could use those summit bucks.
Mysterious Texter: Nemesis? U there ??
Mysterious Texter: Can I use your bathroom? Somethings not aggreing with me. Need to drop the kids at the pool..haha
* Now I kind of start to think someones playing a joke on me... but I have no idea who it is*
Mysterious Texter: I cant make it back to cartersville.
Mysterious Texter: I might need to borrow your washing machine, I dont feel so fresh anymore. *sad face*
Mysterious Texter: I went to quicktrip, Im heading home dude. Whens the next summit gtg? Will the summit bucks be good next month?
Mysterious Texter CALLS MY PHONE
I send to voicemail.
Mysterious Texter: WTF? U sent me to voicemail?
Mysterious Texter: Im sorry nemesis
Mysterious Texter: Are you busy 2morrow? Wanna hang out? Talk Stang?
Mysterious Texter: Would you mind mailing me those summit bucks?
Mysterious Texter: Dont worry too much bout it man, just do all you can and let the rough end drag.
**By this time me , walker and kevin are laughing our asses off at this idiot**
Mysterious Texter: How fast is your stang? Is it slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree. I took some pics of your car , hope you dont mind. My car is uglier than a bucket of armpits.
Mysterious Texter: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I just realized cooter wasnt in the car when I left the apt. Do you mind checking to see if my dog is running wild around your place or should I just come back?
Mysterious Texter: I got lost can you give me directions? My other pit peededdde on the god dang printout!
Mysterious Texter: Is nemesis on your tag? No wut wud be bad ass..if your tag said wild stang!@!
**then some random texting about penis**
So from 7 pm till about midnight I get these texts thinking who the hell is this??? Turns out...it was Walker sitting my living room :lmao:
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**7:41PM**
Mysterious Texter: Whats your addy dude?
Me: *insert my addy* ( I did this because I thought it was someone I invited.
Mysterious Texter: Cool dude leaving in about 30 minutes.
**8:04**
Me: D.O ? (that was me asking if it was Dirty Octopus)
Mysterious Texter: D.O???
**Walker and Bandy show up**
Mysterious Texter: " This Frank. I went down to Summit but I guess I missed ya. People were saying u were having a gtg at your place.
Me: Name on IA?
Mysterious Texter: " Can I still get my 25 gift certificate? Whats IA?
Me: Uhm...the Forum
Me: Sorry dude but if I dont know you.....
Mysterious Texter: Im only a looker , Im not registered.
**So about this time Im thinking what the fukk, someone gave this dude my number and said I was having a thing at my place**
8:30
All of a sudden I get this text message
Mysterious Texter: LOLBBQ Your neighbor just pissed herself when my dog jumped out the car chasing her down a lot. Pitbulls FTMFW.
Now im thinking who the hell is this guy...as I show Nate, Walker, Kevin...we just laugh it off...
THEN:
Mysterious Texter: Bitch called the cops!!! Help me Nemesis!
Mysterious Texter: Im so fucked dude. Cooter bit her.
I show Walker and Kevin that text and we start balling at this total fuckin hick with a pit bull named Cooter.
9:48PM
Mysterious Texter: Whats your apt number? Are you allergic to dogs?
*Now im starting to get a little worried that some idiot just invited himself over and brought a pitbull with him/ I decide not to respond*
Mysterious Texter: ????
Mysterious Texter: I see your car. Where ya at man? We drove from cartersville
**Now I realize that this idiot not only brought a dog but his friends too**
Mysterious Texter: WE"RE WAITING
Mysterious Texter: vroom vroom u coming out or not? I really could use those summit bucks.
Mysterious Texter: Nemesis? U there ??
Mysterious Texter: Can I use your bathroom? Somethings not aggreing with me. Need to drop the kids at the pool..haha
* Now I kind of start to think someones playing a joke on me... but I have no idea who it is*
Mysterious Texter: I cant make it back to cartersville.
Mysterious Texter: I might need to borrow your washing machine, I dont feel so fresh anymore. *sad face*
Mysterious Texter: I went to quicktrip, Im heading home dude. Whens the next summit gtg? Will the summit bucks be good next month?
Mysterious Texter CALLS MY PHONE
I send to voicemail.
Mysterious Texter: WTF? U sent me to voicemail?
Mysterious Texter: Im sorry nemesis
Mysterious Texter: Are you busy 2morrow? Wanna hang out? Talk Stang?
Mysterious Texter: Would you mind mailing me those summit bucks?
Mysterious Texter: Dont worry too much bout it man, just do all you can and let the rough end drag.
**By this time me , walker and kevin are laughing our asses off at this idiot**
Mysterious Texter: How fast is your stang? Is it slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree. I took some pics of your car , hope you dont mind. My car is uglier than a bucket of armpits.
Mysterious Texter: Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I just realized cooter wasnt in the car when I left the apt. Do you mind checking to see if my dog is running wild around your place or should I just come back?
Mysterious Texter: I got lost can you give me directions? My other pit peededdde on the god dang printout!
Mysterious Texter: Is nemesis on your tag? No wut wud be bad ass..if your tag said wild stang!@!
**then some random texting about penis**
So from 7 pm till about midnight I get these texts thinking who the hell is this??? Turns out...it was Walker sitting my living room :lmao:
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