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boosted1jz
10-02-2005, 07:51 PM
Got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and
rekindling a little of that 'magic`.

Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waist line that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!


"Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...................


So I told her to fuck off.....

Hulud
10-02-2005, 07:52 PM
bwahahahahaha

Bishop
10-02-2005, 07:52 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PWN3D

5thgcelica
10-02-2005, 07:53 PM
lol damn

Big Rick
10-02-2005, 07:56 PM
hahahaha tru story or u messin around?

Spyder
10-02-2005, 07:59 PM
lol

Hulud
10-02-2005, 07:59 PM
gotta be a joke, boosted is only 24-25ish

Bishop
10-02-2005, 08:09 PM
gotta be a joke, boosted is only 24-25ish
he would be 25 on the 12th

fawk_you
10-02-2005, 08:16 PM
haha nice

Bajjani
10-02-2005, 08:46 PM
lololol

boosted1jz
10-02-2005, 08:49 PM
he would be 25 on the 12th

r u stalking me?! lol

yea its a joke.... but damn that shit would be funny to do to some1 huh??


chris

Brett
10-02-2005, 08:52 PM
Now, that cracked my ass up

Speedm0(\)key
10-02-2005, 09:00 PM
damnnnnn... sounds like something i would say

Cliff
10-02-2005, 09:30 PM
that is awesome....

quickdodgeŽ
10-02-2005, 09:34 PM
I just read that joke the other day and was gonna post it here. Then I realized how stupid it was.





Lolol. J/k, dude. But I did just read it a couple of days ago. Later, QD.

Tbird_guy
10-02-2005, 11:12 PM
thats funny

aaronfelipe
10-02-2005, 11:17 PM
LMAO

HEATON
10-03-2005, 10:58 AM
Dammnit i hate it when i piss myself. DAMN YOU!!!