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mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 03:24 PM
do we post this @ the top of the whoreslounge or is it just plain fun to use every now and again... wait for the poll




DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT HAS NO AFFILIATION WITH IA OR ANY OF ITS MODERATORS. PLEASE FOLLOW HIS ADVICE @ YOUR OWN DISGRESSION AND CONTEMPLATE YOUR PERSONAL RISK. IF YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH AN IA FEMALE PLEASE REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING. DO NOT BECOME SEXUAL ACTIVE WITH THIS PERSON. CONTRARY TO WHAT THEY MAY TELL YOU: IT DOES NOT SMELL LIKE ROSES, IT WILL BURN WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST IA GUY TO GET THAT FAR, YES THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES OF HER ON THE INTERNET, THE RED DOTS ARE NOT NORMAL, THE SWELLING WILL NOT GO DOWN, AND YES IT IS CONTAGIOUS EVEN WHEN ITS REGULATED BY A PHYSICIAN APPROVED MEDICATION.

THANK YOU,
IA SURGEON GENERAL -JM-

DISCLAIMER PART DUECE: DUE TO THE SUBJECTIVITY OF SOME STATEMENTS MADE ABOVE I'VE BEEN ORDER TO ISSUE A SMALL RETRACTMENT OF MY POSTS. THE FOLLOWING WOMEN ARE NOT BEING ENDORSED NOR REJECTED BY MY PREVIOUS POST. STILL VENTURE @ YOUR OWN RISK, HOWEVER IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THESE FEMALES, DO NOT EXHIBIT THE TYPE A IMPORT ATLANTA GIRL STEREOTYPES. SUCH AS, BITCH-ITIS, OVER BEARING RELATIONSHIP STATUS, FACEBOOKERY, DRAMA 101, THE CLASSIC IF YOU POSITIVE REPPED THAT SKEEZY BITCH I'LL KEEL YOU, MY CAR ACTUALLY IS PIMP STATUS AND COMES WITH A GIRL, AND AS ALWAYS THESE GIRLS DO NOT EXEMPLIFY THE OVERLY USED, I FOUND YOU ON FACEBOOK/MYSPACE/AIM/TWEETER/TWITSPACE/ANY OTHER OF THOSE OBNOXIOUS WAYS TO INTERACT WITH HUMANS. PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING FEMALES HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE ELITE GROUP OF: WE DON'T GIVE YOU THAT BURNING FEELING.
1 - The Ren
2 - Red Phoenix
3 - Tracy
4 - LizBiz
5 - Miranda

Nemesis
06-03-2009, 03:25 PM
lulz the red dots are real life neg reps for dating an IA chick HAHA

Nismo
06-03-2009, 03:25 PM
??

oneSLOWex
06-03-2009, 03:26 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Nismo
06-03-2009, 03:27 PM
Oh its an Autumn thread. Gotcha. Everyone been up in dat hoe!

(Im gangster gangster)

Brett
06-03-2009, 03:30 PM
I will speak AFTER I Bang a IA girl... ~looks around for any takers~ lol

DriVaH
06-03-2009, 03:30 PM
nice

stillaneon
06-03-2009, 03:31 PM
It is a sticky :ninja:

oneSLOWex
06-03-2009, 03:31 PM
I will speak AFTER I Bang a IA girl... ~looks around for any takers~ lol

careful....it might fall off lol

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 03:31 PM
:no: brett, i fear you miss the point. i see a bright and burning future ahead of you... i can point you in the right direction if you're looking for someone to get something with :lmfao:

stillaneon
06-03-2009, 03:33 PM
careful....it might fall off lol

If I recall correctly,

He rode in the car with Auaumn as a V meet

it probably already has fallen off.:rolleyes:

Miranda
06-03-2009, 03:45 PM
Wait a sec.... there is a problem... a couple of them actually.


1 - The Ren
2 - Red Phoenix
3 - Tracy
4 - LizBiz
5 - Miranda


Our shit does not stink, our farts DO smell like roses, and we will NOT cause your penis to run away burning and screaming...

Well, the last one's true at least...

So, how will we go about protecting the reputations of these select few IA womenz that are truly built of adventure and awesomeness????

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 03:52 PM
will do. hold please. there will an edit.

Miranda
06-03-2009, 03:59 PM
Nicely done... and as always, I love bringing up the rear!


JM!!!!
:2up: :2up: :2up: :2up: :2up:


j/k
:cheers:

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 04:00 PM
Nicely done... and as always, I love bringing it up the rear!

:eek: z0mg!

Brett
06-03-2009, 04:01 PM
:no: brett, i fear you miss the point. i see a bright and burning future ahead of you... i can point you in the right direction if you're looking for someone to get something with :lmfao:

Show me the way!!

Z0_o6
06-03-2009, 04:02 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahaha *breathes* ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

good stuff JM

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 04:04 PM
BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/member.php?u=3318)

let the burn begin, i bet money you you'll end up like a phuckin taihitian sunrise on a sahara afternoon after that :lmfao:

BobbyFresco
06-03-2009, 04:06 PM
Nicely done... and as always, I love bringing it up the rear!
LOL wut...
You like it in the rear?

Miranda
06-03-2009, 04:17 PM
LOL wut...
You like it in the rear?
:goodjob:

:(

:locked:

Brett
06-03-2009, 04:19 PM
BURN BABY BURN DISCO INFERNO (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/member.php?u=3318)

let the burn begin, i bet money you you'll end up like a phuckin taihitian sunrise on a sahara afternoon after that :lmfao:

BRING ON THE BITCHES

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 04:22 PM
:lmfao: brett :no: seriously if you go there, all the viagra in the world won't help you maintain that level of ability to even perform :lmfao:

"B"
06-03-2009, 05:20 PM
This thread sucks

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 05:28 PM
~yawn~ keep movin.

toxxxic
06-03-2009, 05:33 PM
i'm confused.

"B"
06-03-2009, 05:35 PM
i'm confused.


You = whore





What are you confused aobut?

mocha latte cupcake
06-03-2009, 05:37 PM
B has now redeemed himself in my book of funny. :lmfao:

outta phuckin left field

"B"
06-03-2009, 05:43 PM
B has now redeemed himself in my book of funny. :lmfao:

outta phuckin left field


That wasn't out of left field. She wasn't on the "safe list".

collins
06-04-2009, 12:56 AM
LOL.... safe list...

Ed
06-04-2009, 10:12 AM
never banged any IA chics.

jm get on aim.

Slow Motion
06-04-2009, 11:01 AM
lulz the red dots are real life neg reps for dating an IA chick HAHA

:yes: :yes:

ShooterMcGavin
06-05-2009, 09:54 AM
hmmmmm

Tracy
06-06-2009, 11:35 AM
Glad I made the list since I have only really slept with one IA guy (Thanks Miranda)...the rest might be true, but no one here will ever know :) That is, of course, unless they buy me a Corvette.

Miranda
06-07-2009, 09:30 AM
Glad I made the list since I have only really slept with one IA guy (Thanks Miranda)...the rest might be true, but no one here will ever know :) That is, of course, unless they buy me a Corvette.


Or a super huge ring? ;)

NP...

ALVIN
06-07-2009, 04:23 PM
I <3 This thread. bwahahaha JM you funny

ALVIN
06-07-2009, 04:23 PM
also add huluds statement in my sig...shits epic

marcos713
06-08-2009, 02:36 AM
I will speak AFTER I Bang a IA girl... ~looks around for any takers~ lol


x2! LMAO!!:bump:

van
06-24-2009, 06:11 AM
This has been very educational.

Mike Lowrey
06-24-2009, 06:45 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

As always, JM lookin' out for the safety of his IA peeps.

Thanks you sir!


also, LOL @ safe list.

Danger Mouse
06-24-2009, 08:41 AM
lmao