Attn: Mike Lowrey

[Brett]

I got my transfer papers in the trash!! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Glue them the fuck up! You want some glue?!

[Brett]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I dont know Momma!!! ~holds up gun~ He killed himself..... :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I dont know Momma!!! ~holds up gun~ He killed himself..... :lmfao:

OK. Make sure to write a nice letter to his mother.

[Sammich]

....wtf is this nonsense

[The Ren]

you two are gay

[MistaCee]

Man I got so many bitches call me mike laawwwrey

[Sammich]

you two are gay

x2


Man I got so many bitches call me mike laawwwrey

x...

o wait i have no bishes:2up:

[Echonova]

I read a book once, that might be able to help ya'll out.

[Mike Lowrey]

I read a book once, that might be able to help ya'll out.

Mike!

~stares Mike down~

Go have a coke and a smile!

[Sammich]

w00000000 sah

[Mike Lowrey]

w00000000 sah

Damn the woosaah, capt. Did you just call me a tick?!

[Sammich]

lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

hiwawius

[Mike Lowrey]

What ya'll don't realize is that my partner came here prepared to die, for incineratin' trash like you.

[Brett]

Captain... I was at a family BBQ

[Brett]

you two are gay

fuk u :D

[The Ren]

fuk u :D

you wish :crazy:





























ok not really I know this

[Mike Lowrey]

And, you are a beautiful man. This is not gay shit, this is man shit.

[Brett]

Rayes and Vargis are down for whateva

[Mike Lowrey]

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.

[Sammich]

call him and tell about him...about that thing..we was gona tell him...what thing mike?




































look at your pupils!!!!!!!!!!...how ima look at my pupils?!?!??!

[Mike Lowrey]

Tell him somethin' Joooeeeee!

[Sammich]

this is a nice ass robe

[MistaCee]

King Dinaling

[Mike Lowrey]

You know who you talkin' to? That is Mike Lowrey. King Dingaling! Why don't you whip it out for her.

[MistaCee]

No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it

[MistaCee]

Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!

[Sammich]

ROFLMFAO

[Mike Lowrey]

No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it

I guess we the balls, just draggin' the fuck along!

[MistaCee]

Lool

[MistaCee]

Wooosaa

[Mike Lowrey]

Hey man! Watch where you swingin' a dead leg!

[MistaCee]

Blow me?! What the fuck?! Nah Nah

[Mike Lowrey]

Freeze bitch!

Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.

....and some skittles.

[Brett]

You know who you talkin' to? That is Mike Lowrey. King Dingaling! Why don't you whip it out for her.

... Right on your forehead

[MistaCee]

Your like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out

[MistaCee]

Who the fuck are you?

I'm reggie sir.

How old are you?

15






MuthaFUCKA ya look 30!

[Mike Lowrey]

I'll take you and me over this bridge if you keep talkin' like that. Then it will be two bitches in the sea.

[MistaCee]

My wife knows I aint no bitch ima bad boy

[Brett]

BAD BOY BAD BOY... WHATCHA GONnA DOOOOOOOOOO

[The Ren]

your still lame

[Sammich]

your still lame

qft

mike and marcus bof

[Brett]

Sammuel, everything working out man? (From the convo we had on AIM a few weeks back)

[Sammich]

let's just say im think im about to enter into hell again...

and i know u havent heard about my job situation...but im putting the iron sceptor in all fires right now, trying to get something before this company goes completely under

[Mike Lowrey]

Who's top cop now?!

[Brett]

titty titty strutty strutty

[Mike Lowrey]

You ain't interested in the damn fry. You all up in that.

[Brett]

It isnt about the french fry, its about your total lack of respect for other peoples property

[Mike Lowrey]

I need to jump over this car and smack you in your piezy-ass head.

[Brett]

POOWWWWW WESLEY SNIPES!!! PASSENGER 57!!!!

NOW GIVE ME A MUTHA FUCCIN HANDY WIPE




... Now lets hear one of those jokes bitch

[Mike Lowrey]

Now who done tore up and wooped your ass now?!

[Brett]

Oh thats right.. you aint gettin any at home.. Go ahead.. burn some of that off.

[Mike Lowrey]

You threw Evette out naked?! She massages shit!

[Brett]

I know, she told me..... her titty was out a lil bit

[Mike Lowrey]

Your dogs are shittin' all over. Liquid shit.

[Brett]

If that was my rug... Id be.. Pisssseeedddd

[x Resilience]

The fuck?

[Mike Lowrey]

why am I trippin' over shit I know is there?! I am always redecorating, so sometimes I don't know where shit is.

[Echonova]

Hey! HEY!!!

What's wrong with you guys? We got nothing here. The guy that pulled this off knew what he was doing, and he left us with nothing but a big fuck you.