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slostang
05-27-2009, 08:55 PM
A 747 has been in route to london for a few hours. the captain comes over the intercom and says, "we are 36,000 feet above the atlantic ocean and all four engines have died and will not re-start. you all have about five minutes to make your peace before you meet your maker." A woman jumps up and says "I'm 24 years old and have never been with a man. i want someone to make me feel like a woman before i die." a man shocked by what she said jumps up, pulls his shirt off and yells "IRON THIS BITCH!"

quickdodgeŽ
05-27-2009, 08:59 PM
The funny must be on strike. Later, QD.

GLulic
05-28-2009, 12:40 AM
The funny must be on strike. Later, QD.
Funnier than the joke, :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

03RCode
05-28-2009, 12:43 AM
Your joke sucks, so here:


http://static.zooomr.com/images/853160_7ab067ecd5.jpg
http://static.zooomr.com/images/853257_0003c2e6cc.jpg
http://images.askmen.com/photos/misa-campo/11690.jpg
http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Misa_Campo_Misa_Campo_4768198bef87f.jpg

nismo_92
05-28-2009, 02:36 AM
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x31/evilbdayclown/poster15946763.jpg
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x31/evilbdayclown/poster15946763.jpg)

ShooterMcGavin
05-28-2009, 09:35 AM
meh...

Revmaynard
05-28-2009, 10:45 AM
I thought jokes are supposed to be funny.

ISAtlanta300
05-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Great Joke. Tell it again.