Meeting parents for the first time

[Tech5]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[black_e92]

LOL!

[DirtyMechanic]

repost

[Z33_kid]

funny

[Nemesis]

this is as old as bert

[The Ren]

Ive never heard this one.. this is good!

[Tech5]

this is as old as bert

maybe Bert is the first one to post it back in 1964?:lmfao:

[Sammich]

this is as old as bert

looks as old as your avatar


SNAP!:ninja:

[Sammich]

maybe Bert is the first one to post it back in 1964?:lmfao:

BULLSHIT ASSHOLE

1846

[Sammich]

REPPED

[twiztid cc]

Nice that was a good one green for you

[ArK]

idc if it was a repost lol it was funny


repost are usefull for pps that didnt see it the first time in 1964 lol

[Sammich]

IF IT WASNT FOR UR SIG I'D TELL U TO STFU

[FasTech]

Haha...funny.

[FAM0U5]

I heard this one before.. but eh kinda funny

here is one

An old but still ruggedly handsome Capt. Ajax found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached Capt. Ajax for conversation. "Excuse me, Capt. Ajax, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

Capt. Ajax just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

Ajax, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(You've got to love military time!)

[Sammich]

(You've got to love military time!)

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

[slostang]

this is as old as bert

its older...

[FAM0U5]

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

Not a problem, I am glad I was able to help. :cheers:

[redrumracer]

oh yes a lovely repost, but it still makes me lolololol

[Tech5]

I heard this one before.. but eh kinda funny

here is one

An old but still ruggedly handsome Capt. Ajax found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached Capt. Ajax for conversation. "Excuse me, Capt. Ajax, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

Capt. Ajax just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!? I mean, no sex since 1955!?"

Feeling charitable and a little bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"

Ajax, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(You've got to love military time!):lmfao: ;) :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Not a problem, I am glad I was able to help. :cheers:

U COULD HELP EVEN MORE BY GIVNIG ME A RIDE IN THAT SUPRA:ninja: :police:

[FAM0U5]

thanks for killing the lol/haha/error 404 funny not found

There seems to be error in your post cause lol/haha/error 404 was found..
look below for details.


:lmfao: ;) :lmfao: :lmfao:

;)

[FAM0U5]

U COULD HELP EVEN MORE BY GIVNIG ME A RIDE IN THAT SUPRA:ninja: :police:

Once I have it re-tune...

cause my bank account only has :2cents: lol

[Sammich]

There seems to be error in your post cause lol/haha/error 404 was found..
look below for details.



;)

I KEEL J00

[Sammich]

Once I have it re-tune...

cause my bank account only has :2cents: lol

THATS MORE THAN ME:lmfao:

[FAM0U5]

Shhhhh....I KEEL J00

Boom!


(edited for funnier results)

[Sammich]

Boom!


(edited for funnier results)

SILENCE....I KEEL U

[Greddypacked]

WOW THATS AWESOME>

[FAM0U5]

SILENCE....I KEEL U
where are your seven virgians? :ninja:

[Sammich]

THATS ALL I REMEMEBR FROM THAT SKIT...SORRY LOLOL

[FAM0U5]

HAHA

[JDMbabe]

LMAO!

[trundog]

its older...
Dinosaurs didn't have sense of humors.