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quickdodgeŽ
05-24-2009, 08:52 AM
First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger." "Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid."

Later, QD.

blacknightteg
05-24-2009, 08:53 AM
hahahahahaha

MINI
05-24-2009, 08:53 AM
woooow lol

JDMJAYDC2
05-24-2009, 08:54 AM
lol mudd butt to mudd mouf lol

JEY$JDM
05-24-2009, 08:58 AM
..ya never go ass to mouth! lol nice joke HAHA

Mr. Clean
05-24-2009, 09:04 AM
i wish this was true. that would be fuggin hilarious.

iEvo
05-24-2009, 11:30 AM
lol thats awesome, i bet they feel like idiots

NewGen33
05-24-2009, 12:19 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i7IqN0dMk7g/SKEOcU9L8hI/AAAAAAAACOc/zi6rcVWf10E/s400/haha_simpsons.jpg

uproot
05-24-2009, 12:20 PM
LOL!

C-loS109
05-24-2009, 12:22 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_i7IqN0dMk7g/SKEOcU9L8hI/AAAAAAAACOc/zi6rcVWf10E/s400/haha_simpsons.jpg

is it sad that when i saw this i "ha ha" with a high pitch voice? :ninja:

NewGen33
05-24-2009, 12:29 PM
is it sad that when i saw this i "ha ha" with a high pitch voice? :ninja:
Sad no weird yes

quickdodgeŽ
05-24-2009, 12:37 PM
is it sad that when i saw this i "ha ha" with a high pitch voice? :ninja:

I do it every time I see that pic. Later, QD.

soul
05-24-2009, 02:07 PM
old as you qd

HeLLo iM iZzY
05-24-2009, 02:09 PM
^ Old but funny as shit.

redrumracer
05-24-2009, 02:32 PM
oldie but still a good one

ep9716
05-24-2009, 03:44 PM
Lmao...Good One. +10000000 reps

FasTech
05-24-2009, 09:33 PM
Never heard that before. Pretty damn funny though.

tdurr
05-24-2009, 11:23 PM
lulz reps.