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BABY J
05-23-2009, 03:54 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090523/ap_on_re_as/as_china_suicide_help

LMFAO!!! PWNED!!

BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge.

Chen fell 26 feet (8 meters) onto a partially inflated emergency air cushion laid out by authorities and survived, suffering spine and elbow injuries, the official Xinhua News Agency said Saturday.

The passer-by, 66-year-old Lai Jiansheng, had been fed up with what he called Chen's "selfish activity," Xinhua said. Traffic around the Haizhu bridge in the city of Guangzhou had been backed up for five hours and police had cordoned off the area.

"I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interest," Lai was quoted as saying by Xinhua. "They do not really dare to kill themselves. Instead, they just want to raise the relevant government authorities' attention to their appeals."

Xinhua said Lai was "taken away by police" but did not elaborate.

A police officer who answered the telephone Saturday at a station close to the bridge confirmed the incident and said it was under investigation. He refused to give any other details and hung up.

According to Xinhua, Chen wanted to kill himself because he had accrued 2 million yuan ($290,000) in debt from a failed construction project.

On Thursday, he made his way to the Haizhu bridge, where 11 other people have tried to take their lives since April.

Lai volunteered to talk Chen down but was turned away by police, Xinhua said. Lai then broke through the cordon, climbed to where Chen sat, greeted him with a handshake, then pushed.

Photos in the Beijing Morning Post showed Lai, shoeless and in a T-shirt, saluting after Chen fell.

The paper said Lai was released on bail Friday but did not give any details. It said he had been on medication for "a mental illness" for decades and had been on his way to a hospital for his pills.

Chen was recovering in the hospital, Xinhua said.

hondachik
05-23-2009, 04:02 PM
more people should be like that. i agree with Lai. he should get a medal.

redrumracer
05-23-2009, 05:34 PM
lolololol

ive always wanted to tell someone to jump bitch jump.

SiRed94
05-23-2009, 05:58 PM
LOL, somebody get that man a drink....

mrdrmchns
05-23-2009, 06:04 PM
hahaha damn:lmfao:

BABY J
05-23-2009, 07:30 PM
I remem when I lived in Indianapolis and a "jumper" had traffic tied up and downtown locked down for hours just to get talked down by the police - -waste of tax payer dollars.

eraser4g63
05-23-2009, 07:52 PM
lolololol

ive always wanted to tell someone to jump bitch jump.


I almost got fired for it..... :ninja:

Kasper
05-23-2009, 08:55 PM
yeah ida definitly done the same thing! I'd ask him if he wanted to try that again?! heeheehee

_Christian_
05-23-2009, 09:05 PM
HAHA, idiot.

FasTech
05-23-2009, 09:13 PM
LOLOL nice.

BABY J
05-23-2009, 09:18 PM
You gotta wonder what the guy was thinking as he was falling... and what he is thinking laying in the hospital. He's gotta feel dumb as shit.