how long do you take to pee ???

[RandomGuy]

^^^

[ironchef]

About half an hour.

[Kevykev]

you remember the first Austin Powers Movie?

[JustinSane110™]

Ight man, these threads are outta control now....oh and somewhere around the 15-20 second on average. :D

[KevinT707]

ok them majority of people pee for 1 minute. that's a lie,

[ironchef]

ok them majority of people pee for 1 minute. that's a lie,No it isn't!!!

[BTEC]

you remember the first Austin Powers Movie?
evacuation process compl, com, com...

[PinkTaco04]

if ive been drinking....prob a minute....normally around 15-20 secs

[Cliff]

man some times are better than others...

[MrEG62U]

not sure i cant see because that shit hangs all the way down in the water BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRR its cold

[Cliff]

dang dude you must be like 5 foot tall....


lol when you have to brag about it it's not true...remember that...lol

[RandomGuy]

not sure i cant see because that shit hangs all the way down in the water BBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRRRR its cold
lmao that made me laugh... the bbburr part.

[DaddyFatSack]

Depends on how much I have had to drink and what I had to drink

[IndianStig]

I take 7-10 seconds usually.

This maybe the wrong forum, Health maybe better. ;) lol

[quickdodge®]

Thanks, red.

I take about 10-15 seconds I spose. Later, QD.

[chuck]

...all just depends on the "water" pressure

[MSTANGSALEEN]

It takes me longer to pee then poop.

[ahmonrah]

wha'ts the longest piss you've taken ?? does anyone keep a stopwatch in their bathroom??

****thread spawned thanks to UpSideDownDesi (http://forums.importatlanta.com/member.php?u=4732) RESPONSE IN Civic95s' thread "multiple flushing..." ****

[HyPer50]

over a minute continuous after waking up from a long night of drinking one morning..... rest of the time... ehhh 15 seconds maybe? lil bit longer first piss of the morning.

[ahmonrah]

i dont remember the longest, but after a night of heavy drinking once i pissed for so long the next morning i dozed off standing at the toilet.

[YokotaS13]

like 30 sec or so, very fast, i dont like to stand for long

[Nittanys1]

i have had a few over a min....like most, after a long night drinking....i dont have a stop watch in the bathroom but i do find myself counting at times...when i can feel its gonna be a long one...lol

[lexi2003]

i have kidney problem so it takes me a little over a min. weird thread

[NAIZBST]

depends on how much I drink

[JDMJEW]

one of my kidney is the size of a lima beam the other is a watermelon

[EJ25RUN]

depends on the weather :piss:

[Sledlude]

depends on how many beers ive knocked back.

[Tasuki_Civic]

20 seconds? thats a long as time........... why does it take so fuckin long for men to pee?

[Tasuki_Civic]

It takes me longer to pee then poop.


W T F? lol

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

usually about 7-10...

[Brian67809]

idk... i would say hour, hour and a half.. depends on the mood..

[aaronfelipe]

idk... i would say hour, hour and a half.. depends on the mood..
I feel ya.

[Red]

i have kidney problem so it takes me a little over a min. weird thread

That sucks. I've got a friend with 3 kidneys. Not like you care but I thought I'd share.

And we should also be asking how often we pee since we're on the subject.

[Sledlude]

That sucks. I've got a friend with 3 kidneys. Not like you care but I thought I'd share.

And we should also be asking how often we pee since we're on the subject.

3 kidneys? as in 2 fucked up kidneys + a dialysis machine?
not trying to be a smart ass- but thats an interesting condition. never heard of it before. are they all functional?

[babowc]

7-10 secs is avg i suppose..
longest i've pee'ed for was like 2 mins..

[Sibious]

depends if drank night b4

[BLk92DA]

about 2 minutes when im pissy drunk

[bigdare23]

{A damn R-Kelly thread} I piss for 5-10secs. I guess it's the momentum+gravity that makes me pee so fast!

[Outphase]

How long does it take for girls to pee? Is the water shallow, too? haha just kidding...

[Kelly]

Lol... What if it only took 2-4 seconds? Lol...