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Brett
03-24-2005, 10:48 AM
You know the shit is gonna start within a week or so, We will have green shit EVERYWHERE FOR WEEKS!!! I HATE TREE CUM!!! ( A.K.A. Pollen ) lol

Does anyone know what type of pollen that is so when I watch the news I know when that shit is dyin out?

Makes car shows a bitch cause green shit is everywhere!!!

Jaimecbr900
03-24-2005, 10:51 AM
That does suck. Especially on a black car. :headslap:

drupason
03-24-2005, 10:53 AM
ha no tree cum down here!!

carrascopa
03-24-2005, 10:57 AM
shitty

Brett
03-24-2005, 11:00 AM
So does anyone know what type of pollen it actually is ( The type.. Like OAK, etc )?

accented
03-24-2005, 11:02 AM
i dunno.. but that shit kills me every year.. im already sneezing

Jaimecbr900
03-24-2005, 11:02 AM
I think it's a mix of different trees and plants. I don't think it's just a single type tree. :dunno:

99SI
03-24-2005, 11:04 AM
Pine is the worst type. It is the bright yellow/green color. If you see a pine thicket and the wind is blowing you can actually see a yellow cloud blowing through the air.

Brett
03-24-2005, 11:08 AM
So its PINE we see, thats what Im looking to know, what the one is we see ( The green shit )

Jaimecbr900
03-24-2005, 11:11 AM
I stand corrected then.....freaking botanists..... :2up: :D

accented
03-24-2005, 11:11 AM
yeah the yellow/green shit is Pine Sperm..

i think imma hafta double up on my claritin this year

AtifSajid
03-24-2005, 11:24 AM
I have one of those fucken white trees on either side of my house, and everytime I step outside its smells like nasty fucken cum. I hate that smell!!! Glad Im not a biatch!!HAHAHAA

Fuck pollen!

Brett
03-24-2005, 11:27 AM
What makes it worse is at shows it gets all in the engine bay, all in the interior and you have to wipe the car down every 2 minutes ( More then my usaul every 5 minutes when there is no pollen...lol )

Atif, You gonna show this year homie!! I wanna see pics of the Lude, email me some, I will keep it on the DL!!

AtifSajid
03-24-2005, 11:29 AM
The car will be ready April 1st. Out of the shop completely and ready to show. I dont have any good pics yet. They were taken in the dark. I'll get some soon, hopefully by this weekend.

Brett
03-24-2005, 11:31 AM
Well send me some pics if you dont mind ;)

TREE CUM IS COMIN!!! GIRLS OPEN WIDE!!!! TAKE IT ALLLL IN!!!

accented
03-24-2005, 11:34 AM
TREE CUM IS COMIN!!! GIRLS OPEN WIDE!!!! TAKE IT ALLLL IN!!!
LOL

Jaimecbr900
03-24-2005, 12:00 PM
I have one of those fucken white trees on either side of my house, and everytime I step outside its smells like nasty fucken cum. I hate that smell!!! Glad Im not a biatch!!HAHAHAA

Fuck pollen!

I'm glad someone else agrees with me. Bradford Pear trees are pretty when they bloom but freaking stink. I hate that smell. It smells like sweaty coochy :upchuck: .

Brett
03-24-2005, 12:05 PM
I dont like to eat sweaty coochie!!

accented
03-24-2005, 12:08 PM
DONT LIE BRETT

99SI
03-24-2005, 12:12 PM
I have one of those fucken white trees on either side of my house, and everytime I step outside its smells like nasty fucken cum. I hate that smell!!! Glad Im not a biatch!!HAHAHAA

Fuck pollen!

That is a Bradford Pear tree. When they bloom it is an awful smell. If anyone is looking to landscape with them, DON'T, you will hate them later. A good alternative is the dogwood. I hate Bradford's.

Dragonfly5338
03-24-2005, 12:22 PM
UGH!!! Those Bradford Pear trees stink. I don't know why people keep using them - except they look pretty. But goddamn.. like rotten cooter.

Brett
03-24-2005, 12:48 PM
That is a Bradford Pear tree. When they bloom it is an awful smell. If anyone is looking to landscape with them, DON'T, you will hate them later. A good alternative is the dogwood. I hate Bradford's.

You must work at Pikes huh? :D

99SI
03-24-2005, 12:52 PM
I work at Earl's Used Cars Inc. I'm just full of useless info. I have a good memory too, just ask Lisa. :)

Brett
03-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Does Earl sell tree's to?? lol

99SI
03-24-2005, 12:54 PM
^^^lol, Nope. I have a cousin that does landscaping and since I'm an only child I was always having to do shit with my parents, including gardening and landscaping after we built our house in 92.

Brett
03-24-2005, 12:56 PM
Ohhh okay...lol. Just figured id ask... :D

99SI
03-24-2005, 12:58 PM
NP. BTW the azaleas are blooming, enjoy them while you can, unless you have encores they won't be back until next year.

Brett
03-24-2005, 12:58 PM
I love the smell of Night Blooming Jasmines I they they are called, They have such a sweet smell to them

Cliff
03-24-2005, 01:59 PM
ahhhhh i love having a truck you don't gotta worry about keepin it clean....and i ride with my windows down everywhere so i keep those cleanin wipes and protectant wipes in my backseat to clean up the interior every couple days

JagerGirl
03-24-2005, 03:49 PM
Mostly pines, flowers too, yellow ones are bad.

Leisa
03-24-2005, 03:51 PM
I have one of those fucken white trees on either side of my house, and everytime I step outside its smells like nasty fucken cum. I hate that smell!!! Glad Im not a biatch!!HAHAHAA

Fuck pollen!

that would be a Dogwood Tree Atif...lol

RandomGuy
03-24-2005, 06:17 PM
just get a yellow car

Brett
03-24-2005, 06:19 PM
My next one will be a Yellow S2k or a yellow C5 Vette so I will be alright with the pollen then...lol