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Ran
05-14-2009, 08:47 AM
I can't gain weight for sh*t. Doctor is considering prescribing me steroids or some sh*t to help me keep weight on. Seriously, I just ate five fried eggs, three pieces of toast, a bowl of oatmeal, and five strips of bacon and I'm still f*cking hungry. The only this is that after eating all of this I'll still lose like two pounds. :2up:
BKgen®
05-14-2009, 08:47 AM
LOL @ YOUR ARTERIES :lmfao:
BobbyFresco
05-14-2009, 08:48 AM
^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.
Ran
05-14-2009, 08:49 AM
LOL @ YOUR ARTERIES :lmfao:Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol
Ran
05-14-2009, 08:50 AM
^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.At least sh*tty eating tastes good. Besides, I'm asian so I can always become a sumo wrestler or something.
EJ25RUN
05-14-2009, 08:50 AM
I had same problem. Just hit the gym hard. You'll see results.
mocha latte cupcake
05-14-2009, 08:50 AM
amy.... weight gain 9000. worked for cartman.
BobbyFresco
05-14-2009, 08:51 AM
At least sh*tty eating tastes good. Besides, I'm asian so I can always become a sumo wrestler or something.


:lmfao:
silversol
05-14-2009, 08:51 AM
^^^ Lulz and to add to that, eventually your metabolism will slow down and all the shitty eating will catch up to you.
x2 i can gain weight so easy! btw name of the doctor that can percribe steroids.... :ninja:
Red_Phoenix
05-14-2009, 08:52 AM
you'll wish you had still had this "problem" when your 40
Ran
05-14-2009, 08:53 AM
you'll wish you had still had this "problem" when your 40Hopefully I'll be dead before I'm 40. Growing old FTL.
thepolecat
05-14-2009, 08:53 AM
you suck- f U from my fat ass where I have no metabolism
ShooterMcGavin
05-14-2009, 09:28 AM
hvae you tried a tub of lard yet?
Buttons
05-14-2009, 09:30 AM
get a big boot on your foot. it works. i've never been able to gain weight. i was 110-113 for more than 3 years. then i injure the foot, put the boot on, and all the sudden i'm gaining weight. :(
Demsum
05-14-2009, 11:12 AM
Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol

Why are you trying to gain weight when you are already 185. You trying out for the Falcons or something. If i where 185 I would feel like a beast. I'm 5'8" 140 now.
Crazy Asian
05-14-2009, 11:14 AM
Haha Ran you too? I'm 6'4 and still weigh 175. Honestly Ran, you really can't do anything unless you got to Korea and get this super crazy medicine ball that you eat and is supposed to contain over 5,000 calories.
Tasuki_Civic
05-14-2009, 11:22 AM
I had same problem. Just hit the gym hard. You'll see results.


go with that advice it works.
Tasuki_Civic
05-14-2009, 11:23 AM
Haha Ran you too? I'm 6'4 and still weigh 175. Honestly Ran, you really can't do anything unless you got to Korea and get this super crazy medicine ball that you eat and is supposed to contain over 5,000 calories.


geez your a slim guy.
Crazy Asian
05-14-2009, 11:31 AM
geez your a slim guy.

Yeah. If you want to know how bad it was, when I was 17-19 I weighed close to 130. My doctor thought I was going to die. I was 6'2 then.
ducky1177
05-14-2009, 02:50 PM
haha
i gain 5 pounds walking by mcdonalds
:lmfao:

i weigh 230 ftl
:no:
slostang
05-14-2009, 03:14 PM
i have the same problem. im 6'2" at 140.
DeeAOne
05-14-2009, 03:24 PM
i feel your pain man, 5'10 at 135. im a beanpole. lol
Echonova
05-14-2009, 03:25 PM
I can't gain weight for sh*t. Doctor is considering prescribing me steroids or some sh*t to help me keep weight on. Seriously, I just ate five fried eggs, three pieces of toast, a bowl of oatmeal, and five strips of bacon and I'm still f*cking hungry. The only this is that after eating all of this I'll still lose like two pounds. :2up:I hate you.
Crazy Asian
05-14-2009, 03:37 PM
I hate you.

Hahah Ran is sorry. He did not mean to make fun at your age and white hair. Oh wait we dont care. LOLOL.
Jimmy B
05-15-2009, 08:48 AM
LOL, im teh same way.. unless i hit the gym.. im injured, so i cant right now.. so it sux, but if you do hit the gym, you will gain weight, and mass...

i have a doc down in fl that will give me hgh,.. but that stuff is like 400 a month
willum14pb
05-15-2009, 09:06 AM
you probably have worm. That's not metabolism.
Killer
05-15-2009, 09:40 AM
amy.... weight gain 9000. worked for cartman.

beefcake... beeeefcaaake.... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Killer
05-15-2009, 09:42 AM
btw... fuck all you skinny bitches!!!

i'm 5'8..... i weighed 135 all through high school (i was scrawny.. no lie)....... stayed at that weight for about 2 years.. then BAM working a desk job and not eating properly hit me........ i'm now just shy of 180..... :(

i don't care what i weigh.. but i'm tired of the weight coming from fat...


by no means am i some huge fatty... just a bit thicker than i used to be...
qwick
05-15-2009, 10:02 AM
Try drinking 2 or 3 scandishakes a day. They taste good and you'll start to gain weight within the first week.

http://www.axcan.com/scandishake_us.php
jonathanjone
05-15-2009, 11:45 AM
wait, u were 6'2" then, how tall are you now? i was 6'2" and 185 wen i graduated, but i was still pretty hefty... not like now... now im still 6'2, but im 210 comin down from 230 lol
Kevykev
05-15-2009, 01:05 PM
Dude, I weigh like 185 but my cholesterol is through the roof. I don't eat healthy for sh*t. lol

you'r ea skinny fat peson, BEWARE!

Eat more Protein rich foods mayne!

Steroids LOL


Ahhhh Society.....
Tasuki_Civic
05-15-2009, 01:10 PM
Yeah. If you want to know how bad it was, when I was 17-19 I weighed close to 130. My doctor thought I was going to die. I was 6'2 then.


wow :thinking: