mocha latte cupcake
05-12-2009, 08:47 AM
so i figure today has started out odd enough that i should go ahead and make a JM thread about it...
SO lets start when it allll began...
http://www.denvergov.org/Portals/522/images/Alarm_clock_at_7_AM_cropped.jpg
ring..... grrr... come on seriously! UGH! WTF?! oh yeah... sigh work today. blah! oh well time to get out and get a move on! LETS GO!!
then it happened....
http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/b9vfl4b63jg4l64bsaa18jozo1_400.gif
i was already running late and now i felt like i had been violated by a random fist whilst holding muh coffee in the comfort of my own bed... WHY! what just happened?!?! :cry:
either way my head was pounding like a snoop dogg song on a 15" subwoofer in the back of a caprice donk!
http://www.rides-mag.com/DONK/cars/1994.Chevy.Caprice.jpg
i climbed out of bed and managed to get my way to the shower... only to find out that there was a moth keepin it real on the wall... now normally i don't care about these things and let them live... except... it was about this big...
http://www.geocities.com/random_darkness/mothra-e.jpg
i screamed like a loli after a amy-san attack from the side window of a new genesis driven by some asian kid!
http://rubenerd.com/uploads/ScaredPokemonPerson.gif
after the intial fear had passed and i was ready to do battle... so i ran to the armory loaded up and was ready for the biggest battle of my morning to commence...
http://www.site.mobilenxt.org/images/wookie_armor.jpg
with weapons drawn and my battle cry i leapt into the shower and was prepared to do defeat my foe with a single thrust of my sword!... or in this case paper towel roll...
a quick leap to the right, roll to the left, avoiding certain peril and running out of time i knew i had to go on the offensive... but my adversary seemed determined to win....
THEN KIERA KNIGHTLY APPEARED @ my side as my ally in battle...
http://www.ugo.com/movies/sexy-halloween-costumes/images/keira-knightley-pirates-of-the-caribbean.jpg
z0mg! KIERA>.. j00 come to halps mi!!?!?
and she was all like YA! and i was like o rly? and she was like ABUNAI! and saved me from the ensueing shockwave from his powerful wings.
http://smockturtle.com/aial/Mothra.jpg
this battle had to come to an end soon, my house was being destroyed, kiera was being sexy, and well i was still getting farther away from being @ work on time...so we did what was only natural for us to do in this situation...
called brett and his butterfly net to save us
http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251ded1f8e1d00e398a54b500003-500pi
i know i know, how did brett get to HHI so fast.. well if you must ask, he's rather aero dynamic with those high socks and tucked in high trousers :goodjob: GOOD GOING BRETT NOW I CAN GET ON WITH MY DAY!
and the people rejoiced.
after what seems to be like hours i'm finally in my car... Z0MG I FEEL SOOOO BAD! AND ITS 7:51 z0mg! i'ma be lates!
fast forward through traffic considering nothing really happened today... :thinking: which is an odd occurance. :thinking:
https://www.accessnorthga.com/img/stories/213932/chase_high_speed_police_chase_medium.jpg
as i shifted into 3rd to get away i noticed something out of the corner of my eye... he swung around in the median, but hasn't given chases yet... maybe i don't need to run... up shift to 6th again. hmm... maybe he just wanted to turn around... idk.
then just as i let out the clutch i noticed the vehicle surge to life as it always seemed to do a wheel stand in mid morning traffic! :eek: the chase was on! HALEY BATTLE MODE CODE ZERO! NOW! IKE! DEPLOY DEPTH CHARGES AND FLARES!
http://www.geocities.com/ff7acchase/ee.gif
I feint left to right, come on direzzas! don't stop gripping now! the tail swings wildly into the left sweeper as i realize the grip won't last... some fancy pedal work and a sigh of relief later the car comes back under control and the cop is no where to be found... HA HA! victory is mine... :goodjob: no one can catch me, i'm the loli hunting man!
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Japan/Super%20GT%20Suzuka%202008/RaceQueens/IMG_2839%20copy_.jpg
well, welcome to work as i ease into the parking lot @ a pawltry 4 mph. then as i was about to blip the throttle to resume 1st gear... i look up in the rear view...
http://www.tvadio.com/StreamsImages/cops-e158e92c-a0b4-4d95-99b8-c219726564f5.jpg
BAM! FRICKIN CAUGHT! ITS NOT EVEN FAIR! I MEAN I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE FIRST! WHAT THE FOO!>!>!
:cry:
anyways he got me in a 75/55 :cry: but i will say this! i had the coolest cop ever, dude dropped it to a 64/55 and took off the 2 points. basically my $220 ticket with 2 points got reduced to $80 and 0 points. :goodjob: i got caught (which i rarely do, so basically i've been due for about 2 years with some of the stuff i get away with) so no worries! cop was super nice, which is a rarity too. so either way. that was my morning...
SO lets start when it allll began...
http://www.denvergov.org/Portals/522/images/Alarm_clock_at_7_AM_cropped.jpg
ring..... grrr... come on seriously! UGH! WTF?! oh yeah... sigh work today. blah! oh well time to get out and get a move on! LETS GO!!
then it happened....
http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/b9vfl4b63jg4l64bsaa18jozo1_400.gif
i was already running late and now i felt like i had been violated by a random fist whilst holding muh coffee in the comfort of my own bed... WHY! what just happened?!?! :cry:
either way my head was pounding like a snoop dogg song on a 15" subwoofer in the back of a caprice donk!
http://www.rides-mag.com/DONK/cars/1994.Chevy.Caprice.jpg
i climbed out of bed and managed to get my way to the shower... only to find out that there was a moth keepin it real on the wall... now normally i don't care about these things and let them live... except... it was about this big...
http://www.geocities.com/random_darkness/mothra-e.jpg
i screamed like a loli after a amy-san attack from the side window of a new genesis driven by some asian kid!
http://rubenerd.com/uploads/ScaredPokemonPerson.gif
after the intial fear had passed and i was ready to do battle... so i ran to the armory loaded up and was ready for the biggest battle of my morning to commence...
http://www.site.mobilenxt.org/images/wookie_armor.jpg
with weapons drawn and my battle cry i leapt into the shower and was prepared to do defeat my foe with a single thrust of my sword!... or in this case paper towel roll...
a quick leap to the right, roll to the left, avoiding certain peril and running out of time i knew i had to go on the offensive... but my adversary seemed determined to win....
THEN KIERA KNIGHTLY APPEARED @ my side as my ally in battle...
http://www.ugo.com/movies/sexy-halloween-costumes/images/keira-knightley-pirates-of-the-caribbean.jpg
z0mg! KIERA>.. j00 come to halps mi!!?!?
and she was all like YA! and i was like o rly? and she was like ABUNAI! and saved me from the ensueing shockwave from his powerful wings.
http://smockturtle.com/aial/Mothra.jpg
this battle had to come to an end soon, my house was being destroyed, kiera was being sexy, and well i was still getting farther away from being @ work on time...so we did what was only natural for us to do in this situation...
called brett and his butterfly net to save us
http://a0.vox.com/6a00c2251ded1f8e1d00e398a54b500003-500pi
i know i know, how did brett get to HHI so fast.. well if you must ask, he's rather aero dynamic with those high socks and tucked in high trousers :goodjob: GOOD GOING BRETT NOW I CAN GET ON WITH MY DAY!
and the people rejoiced.
after what seems to be like hours i'm finally in my car... Z0MG I FEEL SOOOO BAD! AND ITS 7:51 z0mg! i'ma be lates!
fast forward through traffic considering nothing really happened today... :thinking: which is an odd occurance. :thinking:
https://www.accessnorthga.com/img/stories/213932/chase_high_speed_police_chase_medium.jpg
as i shifted into 3rd to get away i noticed something out of the corner of my eye... he swung around in the median, but hasn't given chases yet... maybe i don't need to run... up shift to 6th again. hmm... maybe he just wanted to turn around... idk.
then just as i let out the clutch i noticed the vehicle surge to life as it always seemed to do a wheel stand in mid morning traffic! :eek: the chase was on! HALEY BATTLE MODE CODE ZERO! NOW! IKE! DEPLOY DEPTH CHARGES AND FLARES!
http://www.geocities.com/ff7acchase/ee.gif
I feint left to right, come on direzzas! don't stop gripping now! the tail swings wildly into the left sweeper as i realize the grip won't last... some fancy pedal work and a sigh of relief later the car comes back under control and the cop is no where to be found... HA HA! victory is mine... :goodjob: no one can catch me, i'm the loli hunting man!
http://ll.speedhunters.com/u/f/eagames/NFS/speedhunters.com/Images/AntonioAlvendia/Japan/Super%20GT%20Suzuka%202008/RaceQueens/IMG_2839%20copy_.jpg
well, welcome to work as i ease into the parking lot @ a pawltry 4 mph. then as i was about to blip the throttle to resume 1st gear... i look up in the rear view...
http://www.tvadio.com/StreamsImages/cops-e158e92c-a0b4-4d95-99b8-c219726564f5.jpg
BAM! FRICKIN CAUGHT! ITS NOT EVEN FAIR! I MEAN I CROSSED THE FINISH LINE FIRST! WHAT THE FOO!>!>!
:cry:
anyways he got me in a 75/55 :cry: but i will say this! i had the coolest cop ever, dude dropped it to a 64/55 and took off the 2 points. basically my $220 ticket with 2 points got reduced to $80 and 0 points. :goodjob: i got caught (which i rarely do, so basically i've been due for about 2 years with some of the stuff i get away with) so no worries! cop was super nice, which is a rarity too. so either way. that was my morning...