Ran
05-11-2009, 08:44 AM
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The other day I went to the neighborhood McDonald's. Y'know?
Then I saw a sign hanging from the ceiling which had "Big Mac" written on it.
Hey, you guys don't come to McDonald's just because it says "Big Mac" on it, morons.
It's Big Mac. F*cking Big Mac!
There are parents and children here too. A four person family coming to McDonald's?
"Alright, Papa's gonna order some Big Macs."
I can't watch anymore.
You b*stards, I'll give you a Big Mac if you love those seats.
McDonald's. It should be more bloodthirsty.
During mealtime, a brawl might start at the cash register.
Provoked or unprovoked, that kind of atmosphere would be great.
If you've brought a woman, piss off.
That really got my blood boiling.
Hey you, cheeseburgers aren't popular at all y'know?
Retard. He says "cheeseburger" with such an arrogant face.
I ask him if he really wants to eat a cheeseburger.
I just want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for an hour.
I'm a McDonald's expert. Amongst us McDonald's experts the most popular dish recently is the chicken fillet. Yeah, that.
A chicken fillet to go. That's a McDonald's expert's recommendation.
Get that and a large fries. It's the best.
But, if you order it, the employees will annoy you with stuff like,
"Sir, the chicken fillet will take a bit of time. Is that okay with you?"
I can't recommend this to an amatuer.
So then, you b*stard, what I mean is that you should just eat a hamburger.
The other day I went to the neighborhood McDonald's. Y'know?
Then I saw a sign hanging from the ceiling which had "Big Mac" written on it.
Hey, you guys don't come to McDonald's just because it says "Big Mac" on it, morons.
It's Big Mac. F*cking Big Mac!
There are parents and children here too. A four person family coming to McDonald's?
"Alright, Papa's gonna order some Big Macs."
I can't watch anymore.
You b*stards, I'll give you a Big Mac if you love those seats.
McDonald's. It should be more bloodthirsty.
During mealtime, a brawl might start at the cash register.
Provoked or unprovoked, that kind of atmosphere would be great.
If you've brought a woman, piss off.
That really got my blood boiling.
Hey you, cheeseburgers aren't popular at all y'know?
Retard. He says "cheeseburger" with such an arrogant face.
I ask him if he really wants to eat a cheeseburger.
I just want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for an hour.
I'm a McDonald's expert. Amongst us McDonald's experts the most popular dish recently is the chicken fillet. Yeah, that.
A chicken fillet to go. That's a McDonald's expert's recommendation.
Get that and a large fries. It's the best.
But, if you order it, the employees will annoy you with stuff like,
"Sir, the chicken fillet will take a bit of time. Is that okay with you?"
I can't recommend this to an amatuer.
So then, you b*stard, what I mean is that you should just eat a hamburger.