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quickdodgeŽ
05-10-2009, 01:16 PM
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses'.

Later, QD.

Z0_o6
05-10-2009, 05:29 PM
i lol'ed.

Ed
05-10-2009, 06:32 PM
I laughed out loud.

90_ACCORD
05-10-2009, 06:46 PM
haha damn that was good right there

redrumracer
05-10-2009, 07:14 PM
lol i havent read that one before.

VooDooXII
05-10-2009, 07:31 PM
Hahahaha

TSiFTW
05-11-2009, 04:56 PM
LOLOL, Nice one:lmfao:

BobbyFresco
05-11-2009, 05:12 PM
Lulz

RandomGuy
05-11-2009, 05:57 PM
LOLLL