So my lifelong dream of being propositioned by a lot lizard finally came true tonight

[quickdodge®]

Only it turned out to be a nightmare.

I was broke down (with flat tire) at a rest stop and some dude came up and struck up a conversation with me. No biggie, just talking. He tells me that he goes up here to hang out for a couple of hours before going home because if he goes home early his wife would expect him home early every day. He says he's seen a lot of stuff like folks having sex all the time up there.

This is when things start to get weird. He tells me that this place doesn't look like the place you'd find a lot lizard. I agreed with him. He then told me that he was up there one day reading "dirty magazines" in his car when a truck driver passed by and saw him. He told they got talking and the lot lizards there are male. He was telling me it was like reverse prostitution. The person doing the selling of services was actually buying services. Basically paying the dude to let him give the dude face.

Then the dude told me that drivers up there would get about $25-35 dollars for some top. Not pay for it, but receive for it. I was like damn. Then the dude really got me when he said, I guess if you have a pretty good imagination it wouldn't matter who resurfaced your knob.

He then looked at me waiting for my response.

I looked at him and told him that "the only thing I'm imagining right now is kicking your fucking ass if you don't get the fuck away from here."

He just kept walking up and down the sidewalk looking at all the trucks and waiting for an opportunity to give out some of that Georgia Dome.

I'm just here to say, "What the fuck!"

Later, QD.

[Scotsman]

buhahahhahahahahahaha , priceless , he didnt happen to be a politian(sp)? lol

[slostang]

wow

[81911SC]

Filled with LOL's. Reps

[81911SC]

Or not. Will spread.

[Scotsman]

Or not. Will spread.your clap:thinking:

[dabuilding]

hahahaha that shit is classic :goodjob:
so.....did u get said "dome" lol

[quickdodge®]

hahahaha that shit is classic :goodjob:
so.....did u get said "dome" lol

His idea was brought down as if it were a training camp in Dallas. Later, QD.

[dabuilding]

His idea was brought down as if it were a training camp in Dallas. Later, QD.
wat a creepy creepy old man lol

[uproot]

LOL!!! PWNT!!

[ItsBlack]

gross..

[uproot]

You should have asked him how much his wife pays

[JITB]

lol he straight tried you!

[Ed]

wow funny. i had to google lot lizard. didnt know what it was.

[qwick]

wow funny. i had to google lot lizard. didnt know what it was.

x2
glad im not the only one.

[Halfwit]

lol. he wanted to pay you to let him give you head.

[dabuilding]

lol. he wanted to pay you to let him give you head.
:yes:

[IndianStig]

LMAO.

[ItsBlack]

x2
glad im not the only one.

hahaha I didn't know what it was either, but reading it in context I soon figured it out

[tdurr]

wtf. weird. i prob wouldn't have been as nice as you.

[Mr. Clean]

would this be considered a compliment of sorts?

[quickdodge®]

would this be considered a compliment of sorts?

Do you talk to heterosexuals with that mouth? Later, QD.

[_Christian_]

This kind of shit belongs on Jerry Springer. Sucks for the wife.

[hondachik]

I had to google lot lizard as well.

1. A truck stop Whore
A female who sells her body by going from truck to truck at Truck Stops usually selling vagina or blowjobs. Whatever the truck driver can afford.

2. A whore who goes from truck to truck like a lizard who goes from rock to rock.

Thats just to save you others some time......because personally I was thinking something totally different when I read that.

[C-loS109]

haha my dad tells me stories about FEMALE lot lizards all the time. crazy girls yo.

[Echonova]

Now that I have my Class A I am anxiously awaiting my first encounter with a lot lizard.



But, alas nothing yet.

[hondachik]

Now that I have my Class A I am anxiously awaitng my first encounter with a lot lizard.



But, alas nothing yet.

You are a pimp. You won't have to wait long.

[redrumracer]

LOLOLOLOLOL my dad has a sticker on his truck with a lizard in a circle with a line drawn through it.

[hondachik]

LOLOLOLOLOL my dad has a sticker on his truck with a lizard in a circle with a line drawn through it.

While I was just in the kitchen, I was wondering if they made stickers about lot lizards. Lol, thanks for answering that for me.

[Echonova]

You are a pimp. You won't have to wait long.Help a brotha out...


:ninja:

[EM1toEVO]

I would be so pissed if that happened to me. I probably wouldn't have let the conversation progress to that level. I would have immediately told him to get the fuk away from me.

[Vteckidd]

HAHA i approve this thread

[Mr. Clean]

Do you talk to heterosexuals with that mouth? Later, QD.

bwhahaha. you should have been like "yeah man come on in and show me what you got" and then when he steps in lock the doors and tell him you like it freaky and you want to hog tie him and then just shove him out the door and drive off lol.

[MR2DR]

would this be considered a compliment of sorts?

hehehe x2. he picked YOU out of the lot :goodjob:

[quickdodge®]

hehehe x2. he picked YOU out of the lot :goodjob:

He "picked" me because I was the only one around. Later, QD.

[speedminded]

I've been propositioned so many times by females and I don't even drive a truck lol! I love their line, "You far from home?" My instant reply is always, "Not nearrrrr far enough!"

[1439/2000]

lol ewwwww

[quickdodge®]

Yeah, ewww, lolol. Later, QD.

[hondachik]

Help a brotha out...


:ninja:

Sowwies. I'm no lot lizard. I'm a bedroom kinda gal.

[quickdodge®]

Sowwies. I'm no lot lizard. I'm a bedroom kinda gal.

Who fucking cares? This thread has nothing to do with you. Later, QD.

[RedEj8]

Haha! Wow that is fucking nasty. What a weird dude...

[BKgen®]

lmfao @ Georgia Dome.

[hondachik]

Who fucking cares? This thread has nothing to do with you. Later, QD.

I wasn't talking to you. I was replying to Echonova's qoute to me. Thank you!

[quickdodge®]

I wasn't talking to you. I was replying to Echonova's qoute to me. Thank you!

I don't give a goddamn. I WAS talking to you. Whore yourself out in your own thread, PBS. Later, QD.

[bowdown201]

hahaha lmao. This happend to me one day at work except it was an Indian dude saying it was hard to find what he does. I asked why what do you do (without thinking) and he proudly said "I like to suck cock do you charge?" I then told him to get the fuck out of here before he gets hurt.

[hondachik]

I don't give a goddamn. I WAS talking to you. Whore yourself out in your own thread, PBS. Later, QD.

Apparently u did care. Cared enough to say something.

[quickdodge®]

Apparently u did care. Cared enough to say something.

Not only was that a shit-for-brains comeback, but you completely overlooked the meaning.

Make your incessant posts elsewhere. Leave this one on topic. Later, QD.