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DJ Maestro
05-06-2009, 01:21 PM
A World War II fighter pilot is talking with some of his fighter pilot buddies on base one Saturday. He's talking about his kills for the week.

First pilot - "So on Monday I shot down 3 Fokkers, Tuesday I shot down 1 Fokker, Wednesday I shot down 2 Fokkers, Thursday I shot down 4 Fokkers, and on Friday I shot down 2 more Fokkers."

Other pilot - "How many Messerschmitts did you shoot down this week?"

First pilot - "Some of those Fokkers were Messerschmitts!"



:D
dabuilding
05-06-2009, 01:31 PM
lol
Nemesis
05-06-2009, 01:32 PM
I want my 20 seconds back.
On_Her_Face
05-06-2009, 01:48 PM
I want my 20 seconds back.

It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha
collins
05-06-2009, 01:50 PM
:thinking: i dont see what you did there....
BanginJimmy
05-06-2009, 01:51 PM
It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha

Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.
DJ Maestro
05-06-2009, 01:54 PM
Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.

Germany did use Focke-Wulfs though....could be where the joke derived from??? :thinking:
Nemesis
05-06-2009, 02:30 PM
It took you 20 seconds to read that? haha

no motherfucker, it took about 10 seconds to load this shitty page too
On_Her_Face
05-06-2009, 02:32 PM
no motherfucker, it took about 10 seconds to load this shitty page too

listen here guy.
BobbyFresco
05-06-2009, 02:33 PM
..............
Nemesis
05-06-2009, 02:35 PM
listen here guy.


no you listen here girl
BKgen®
05-06-2009, 02:58 PM
Probable dont know what a fokkers or messerschmitts are.

I dont think the Germans used Fokker's in WWII though.

You'd be right in assuming that. Fokker built most of their combat aircraft during WWI (and are completely unrelated to Focke-Wulf, Joe). There wouldn't have been any Fokker aircraft during WWII because their factories were taken over by the Germans and used to build parts for the Luftwaffe.

Now you know.

I should delete this thread for historical inaccuracies :ninja:
BanginJimmy
05-06-2009, 03:40 PM
You'd be right in assuming that. Fokker built most of their combat aircraft during WWI (and are completely unrelated to Focke-Wulf, Joe). There wouldn't have been any Fokker aircraft during WWII because their factories were taken over by the Germans and used to build parts for the Luftwaffe.

Now you know.

I should delete this thread for historical inaccuracies :ninja:


That was the part I wasnt sure about.
Miranda
05-06-2009, 03:51 PM
What's a messershmitt?
EJ25RUN
05-06-2009, 03:52 PM
http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/Messerschmitt_55_Cabriolet_Powder_Blue_fs.jpg
willum14pb
05-06-2009, 03:55 PM
:goodjob:
EJ25RUN
05-06-2009, 03:57 PM
I always knew you were a fucking faggot.

Great response.

Shows how insecure about yourself you are.
Miranda
05-06-2009, 03:58 PM
bad picture
ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!
EJ25RUN
05-06-2009, 04:08 PM
ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!

Oh, and they made planes too.
willum14pb
05-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Great response.

Shows how insecure about yourself you are.

yea. that made plenty of sense. because calling you a faggot for posting 2 men sucking each others dicks shows my insecurity over the internet. you are a very dense human being.
EJ25RUN
05-06-2009, 04:20 PM
yea. that made plenty of sense. because calling you a faggot for posting 2 men sucking each others dicks shows my insecurity over the internet. you are a very dense human being.
wait....huh?

I posted a pic of this....is that not what popped up on everyone elses screen?

http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/Messerschmitt_55_Cabriolet_Powder_Blue_fs.jpg
BanginJimmy
05-06-2009, 04:23 PM
ewww... god... why did you do that?! You could have just said so!



German fighters from WWII. The ME-109 was the first all metal fighter of the time. The ME-262 was the first jet fighter to see action.
willum14pb
05-06-2009, 04:29 PM
wait....huh?

I posted a pic of this....is that not what popped up on everyone elses screen?

http://www.dyna.co.za/cars/Messerschmitt_55_Cabriolet_Powder_Blue_fs.jpg

no. what showed up was a picture of 2 naked dudes on a couch. one sucking the others wanky. and it said "HOTLINKERS SUCK COCK" at the top. Followed by a big black bar below the picture that took up a whole lot of the page.
Miranda
05-06-2009, 04:38 PM
:lmao:


He got pwned!

It's all good.
EJ25RUN
05-06-2009, 04:40 PM
:lmao:


He got pwned!

.
Bad.

I just about puked when it came up.

Sorry everyone. Didn't expect a car pic to turn into that.
JDMbabe
05-06-2009, 05:00 PM
all i have to say is i love your sig.
DJ Maestro
05-06-2009, 08:41 PM
all i have to say is i love your sig.

Who's sig do you love? Mine? If so then thanks. :D

A7X rules all!! :goodjob: