This Deserves It's Own Thread...

[Dirty Octopus™]

Paul i think i've found your forum to start shit on :no:

GOOGLE the site sexwithcars. DO NOT click on any link in this thread.

"pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont fuck it up guys, be discreet... stop clicking links to there, google for the site and then go from there." - Hasan.

Or click this link! (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ei=FEv_SfejGY2NtgfuvJWjDQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=sexwithcars.org&spell=1&cts=1241467650173)

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Woot, I'm registering!

LOL



Note:Shy folks. There's usually a reason that you are shy about this or find it awkward to discuss. Usually its the younger folks that feel this way. Chances are you found us by chance, via LULZ type stuff on 4chan or some other thing where some fun was being made of it. Or you found is with a search you did.

Either way till you did that search, you thought you was either alone, or very rare. It isn't common for sure-alone you are not. Many of our members felt and probably still feel a little awkward.

First of all, a common internal question is "Is there something wrong with me?". Unless you have no self control at all (as in you'd jump a hot motor in public with no thought to consequences LOL), then no. Our brains are more complex than any other creature on the planet. The pathways that deal with desire, sex, emotions etc are actually very flexible.

The part of the brain that recognises faces and emotion, also lights up when recognising cars and car features. So it's hardly surprising that there's sometimes a generalisation that gets linked to pleasure and sex. Besides cars are designed to be sexy as hell and appeal to desire.

[TeeJay]

oh wow, is that site work safe?? im afraid to click haha

[jhadleyh]

i saw something about these idiots on tv....that is all

[PURP]

el oh fucking el... you have to email them with a good reason, before they'll except your registration... fucking weirdos

[Dirty Octopus™]

oh wow, is that site work safe?? im afraid to click hahasadly it is... im at work now :(

[Dirty Octopus™]

el oh fucking el... you have to email them with a good reason, before they'll accept your registration... fucking weirdos
i bet you probably have to post pics of your experience or GTFO.
you probably have to write a haiku about fucking ATF.

[AnthonyF]

Impressive Forum:

In total there are 8 users online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 7 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 42 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:22 pm

-Ant.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

Impressive Forum:

In total there are 8 users online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 7 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 42 on Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:22 pm

-Ant.

Must have been their monthly circle jerkin in front of the body-kitted civic

[Killer]

i bet you probably have to post pics of your experience or GTFO.
you probably have to write a haiku about fucking ATF.


i love your muffler
the way it feels on my wang
it is so warm... warm..

[PURP]

i bet you probably have to post pics of your experience or GTFO.
you probably have to write a haiku about fucking ATF.

haha.. I just sent my email....

Monday, May 4, 2009 3:54 PM




To:
[email protected]



Hello, My name is Walter. I just registered for the sexwithcars forum. The love and passion I have for the automotive industry is a big part of my everyday life. I enjoy walking around snapping pics of motor vehicles that make me feel good inside. I'm 37 yr old and It seems I've always had this urge with cars, trucks, etc.. There's just no better feeling than being inside the only thing that makes me happy. The sensations I receive and pleasure are almost indescribably. Well, I figured I would send some info about me. Hope to hear from you soon.

[Ed]

lol @ got purp

[Ed]

make sure you post up print screens on here or paste the thread.

this is gonna be good.

[RandomGuy]

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont fuck it up guys, be discreet... stop clicking links to there, google for the site and then go from there

[Keebs ð¿ð]

And only 1 or 2 people send emails. If the dude gets like 10-15 emails at the same time he'll know it's not for real

[PURP]

still waiting on my confirmation

[MongolPup]

I vote we let randomguy run this little op, he knows how to do shit correctly. I'm about to edit the first post with his instructions.

[Paul]

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont fuck it up guys, be discreet... stop clicking links to there, google for the site and then go from there

qft

[Ed]

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase dont fuck it up guys, be discreet... stop clicking links to there, google for the site and then go from there

to make it even easier, click THIS (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ei=FEv_SfejGY2NtgfuvJWjDQ&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=sexwithcars.org&spell=1&cts=1241467650173) link.

[Keebs ð¿ð]

I vote we let randomguy run this little op, he knows how to do shit correctly. I'm about to edit the first post with his instructions.

Ya I agree, Hasan knows how to get things done. You should have seen his plans for our Soapbox Derby team:lmfao:

[Dirty Octopus™]

if you GOOGLE it don't forget the .org

or else you'll just get a bunch of car fucking testimonies and shizz :goodjob:

[MongolPup]

Good hustle Ed. Also good work regulating in that Lancer thread.

[Dirty Octopus™]

why is the newest member's name Husky? :headslap:

[Dirty Octopus™]

before i head out... here's some helpful tips for the next time you feel like fucking a car.


How to Make Love to a Car or Other Vehicle

This is a relatively uncommon fetish. However, there are a few men in the UK that will admit to it, or share it.

The techniques can be generalised to trucks, motorbikes, boats and construction vehicles according to taste.

At some point an article detailing conditioning and cognitive influences surrounding fetish acquisition may turn up. Check the bottom of this article for an amateur writeup on “why”.
[edit]

How do you make love to a car? A simple manual describing a rare fetish for those that ask this question.

Steps

1. The tailpipe isn’t the only option! If it interests you, get hold of a silicon sleeve or some other masturbation tool to make life easier on your tool. Note: a possible sleeve is a Hand Job Stroker by Calexotics, obtainable from CloneZone (wank toys dept). Typically a rubber, silicon or similar sheath can also be used elsewhere, especially for cut gentlemen.

2. For those who enjoy the body of a car, licking, kissing, caressing and the normal actions of foreplay work well.

3. Lying on bodywork, with practice can be enjoyable, hot or cold. Key point is to get a feel for what might dent permanently. Cut guys often get more out of humping when using some form of textured sheath.

4. Manual gearsticks can be fun for those inclined to allow the car to return the favour, just be sure of a smooth entry with a custom walnut, carbon fibre or titanium gearknob. Jaguars with walnut knobs work well for this.

5. Leather interiors on luxory vehicles work rather well for humping. Some vanilla folks enjoy this as an alternative to lady palm and her five fingers. Cleans easy too!

6. For hardcore car lovers (trucks too), oily diffs, engines and tyres are an additional turn on. One guy enjoys being squashed this way, another likes to taste the fluids. Most fluids would be hazardous if swallowed in any quantity however.

7. Finally jacking up to jackoff is safest accomplished with ramps rather than just jacks or axle stands. Especially if you and your 4 wheeled friend are “bouncers”. Big wheeled pickups are notorious for this.

8. Privacy is a must except for exhibitionists. Most countries don’t like public indecency whether you are fucking a car, man or woman. Stick to a garage or workshop where possible.

9. Mixing fetishes can work with cars when used with imagination and care. Watersports is a common addition for many men as are other variations. Leather bondage can be fun too before, during or after serving the car.

10. Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought temporarily (some would say permanently). Two or more involved tends to be easier. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around. Doesn’t always work for me, varies.

11. Roleplay may be a thing for some, but the real thing for me and many is the variety of textures and smells associated with a good looking car. On top of all the other attributes that is. It’s worth exploring new aspects of your 4 wheeled lover each time you have a session, as I did today exploring her tyres during other activities. Variety is the spice of life.

12. I haven’t mentioned fem/car action purely because being a man, I don’t have intimate knowledge of what would really work for a woman in this game. Obviously there is the option of gearknob riding, attachments to replace unsuitable gearknobs and I’ve seen a bumper rider (dildo attached to towbar). However, like tailpipes are not the only choice for men, I can’t believe that penetration by the vehicle is the only choice for women. I hope to see edits adding to this by imaginitive types. I have seen some cool pics of bound women on House of Gord’s website where they are attached to vehicles in various ways, however this wasn’t quite what I had in mind :-).

[MongolPup]

9. Mixing fetishes can work with cars when used with imagination and care. Watersports is a common addition for many men as are other variations. Leather bondage can be fun too before, during or after serving the car.


LOL pissing on my car gives me such a rush!

[Dirty Octopus™]

LOL pissing on my car gives me such a rush!
bwahahaha! imagine Honda owners creaming all over their hood bras :yumyum:

oh shit.... nevermind scratch that sratch that. too graphic :( :upchuck:


http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j261/Knonimous/RoseB_W.jpg

[blaknoize]

I've had sex in my car before... does that make me SWC worthy?