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Brian*
05-04-2009, 01:22 PM
Because when they piss you off, and you wank away from them they do not fucking bitch at you...

Because they only take your money when you want them to 99% of the time...







LOL thought this would be a funny thread... Keep them coming!!!!:lmfao:
gtrmonkey
05-04-2009, 01:26 PM
Why my 240sx was better than my girl friend.

I explain to her, I pour 2k in the 240sx and it puts out everytime, I pour 2k in you take it and it a maybe.

My S14 takes it sidewayz, You don't.
Brian*
05-04-2009, 01:29 PM
LMAO!
Paul
05-04-2009, 01:32 PM
your car doesn't mind a little gas :D
Killer
05-04-2009, 01:36 PM
......... women have vaginas................


^^^^^ win
AnthonyF
05-04-2009, 01:39 PM
Car better than girl...

My car had a Blow Off Valve. Beat that whore. That's right...you can't.

My car had a nitrous purge

I can give my truck items/gifts, and when it doesn't work out..I can take them back.
SiRed94
05-04-2009, 01:40 PM
Cars are better than women because you can just pop that intake tube off the air box, reach over and grab that throttle cable, rev that sucker up to around 5 grand.... and WOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE.....
Brian*
05-04-2009, 02:05 PM
^^ wow that is some strait up hilly billy goat fucking, sounding shit right there lol
Got Milk?
05-04-2009, 02:07 PM
you must be gay.
NVEOUS
05-04-2009, 02:24 PM
:lmfao:
Brian*
05-04-2009, 03:02 PM
you must be gay.



I get pussy every night, it was a simple joke thread... So you fail fag ;)
Dirty Octopus™
05-04-2009, 03:54 PM
the folks in my thread would concur
blaknoize
05-04-2009, 04:56 PM
Well, my car isnt better than a woman. I mean... it gets warm and wett when its raining and warm outside. It takes my money more often than my actual woman. It can go faster than her, but thats not always the best thing.

I prefer my woman over my car, we just bang in it on occasion cuz its there.
Ran
05-05-2009, 08:36 AM
Because when they piss you off, and you wank away from them they do not fucking bitch at you...Freudian Slip much? :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
MongolPup
05-05-2009, 08:39 AM
When you tell someone your car is running a few more pounds than she was the last time they saw her, they congratulate you.

When you tell someone your girl is running a few more pounds than she was the last time they saw her, they console you.