I have a confession to make...

[Dirty Octopus™]

I have NEVER gotten an erection from seeing a vehicle.

i know a lot of us have said probably once or twice that a specific car/bike/truck just made us horny or we just busted a nut all over a windshield or we jizzed in our pants cuz it's so hot but for me.... that's far from the truth. don't get me wrong... i LOVE a well put together car/bike/truck but i just don't get that worked up. I'm a lady lover and i only get chubbys from ladies. No piece of metal can do it for me. it just can't. Sorry :o

[Atlblkz06]

I thought that was true for anyone...

I thought you were going to finally admit that you're gay.

[blackboi50]

Hes a dirty lil............well............................... octopus :dunno:....1

[§treet_§peed]

i think some one is taking those comments a little to far. i know, for the most part, people are using it as a metaphor to describe how nice the car/truck/bike is/was.

[Atlblkz06]

Dont tell me you've managed to have 8 women at once time?

[Dirty Octopus™]

I thought that was true for anyone...

I thought you were going to finally admit that you're gay.oh word?
i didn't know... :o

oh and naw im not a gay. i like twatz :)

[BKgen®]

I have.

F50 GT does it for me.

[Dirty Octopus™]

i think some one is taking those comments a little to far. i know, for the most part, people are using it as a metaphor to describe how nice the car/truck/bike is/was.
i never managed to catch the metaphor. to tell you the truth saying a vehicle is sexy is personifying it. not speaking metaphorically. :o

[§treet_§peed]

eh i find several vehicles sexy. but i would rather fuck a fat chick than actually try fucking and exhaust pipe.

[Dirty Octopus™]

eh i find several vehicles sexy. but i would rather fuck a fat chick than actually try fucking and exhaust pipe.whew! thank goodness! :D

i guess? :thinking:

[gtrmonkey]

i never managed to catch the metaphor. to tell you the truth saying a vehicle is sexy is personifying it. not speaking metaphorically. :o


I SENSE GREAT SCARCISM IN THESE POST

[§treet_§peed]

whew! thank goodness! :D

i guess? :thinking:i mean i love me some skinny to average chicks. but if i was forced to choose between a fat girl and a exhaust pipe i would rail a fatty. Now on a personal note ever once in a while i like a little chubby chick for some reason. not a fat girl , just one with a little pudge. i never have figured out why. just something about them. im talking like 150 and no more lol.

[Dirty Octopus™]

I SENSE GREAT SCARCISM IN THESE POST
why come? :thinking:

[gtrmonkey]

I dunno. :ninja:

[Dirty Octopus™]

I dunno. :ninja:oh. :o

[gtrmonkey]

Maybe it because of these :)

[Miranda]

epic failage in this thread. :(

[Dirty Octopus™]

Maybe it because of these :)


epic failage in this thread. :(
oh. :o

[gtrmonkey]

SO can I drive your car. :D

[matthewAPM]

OH SNAP YOU GAY?!?!?!??!

[Nemesis]

The tighter the tailpipe , the better. The newer the production year, the hotter.

[RandomGuy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html


Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.


SOMEONE FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET FORUM!

[AnthonyF]

Never got one over a car either. I figured it was a figure of speech.

-Ant.

[Dirty Octopus™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html




SOMEONE FIND THAT MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET FORUM!
Wooooooooooooooooow! :eek:

No Homo? :thinking:

edit: i found it :headslap: