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Tech5
05-02-2009, 12:51 PM
"Why she cuts the grass !"

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer
and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came
over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!" I took a drink from my can of Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into
the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass.":lmfao:
ALVIN
05-02-2009, 12:52 PM
hahah +reps...shits funny
Tech5
05-02-2009, 01:02 PM
lolol:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
dabuilding
05-02-2009, 01:03 PM
lmao nice man + some to ya
Bus Driver J
05-02-2009, 01:05 PM
:lmfao::cheers:
+reps
"B"
05-02-2009, 01:17 PM
I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!
ALVIN
05-02-2009, 01:34 PM
I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!


hahaha aint that a bitch +reps
Tech5
05-02-2009, 02:37 PM
lol thanks for reps peeps I will send some back once I am able too.
gtrmonkey
05-02-2009, 02:39 PM
I found it epic
_Christian_
05-02-2009, 02:52 PM
HAHAHA

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Tech5 again.
Scotsman
05-02-2009, 04:59 PM
awesome
Mr. Clean
05-02-2009, 05:46 PM
just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.
Tech5
05-02-2009, 05:48 PM
just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Echonova
05-02-2009, 05:48 PM
just the lawn? his powers can extend so much further lol.LOLOLOLOLOLOL


Extend...



I get it.:D
SloWRX
05-02-2009, 08:55 PM
hahhhahahaahaha!
silversol
05-02-2009, 09:00 PM
lol
Echonova
05-02-2009, 09:10 PM
I would show ya'll mine but there is not enough room on the internet for what is going to roll out.
ksniperfox
05-03-2009, 09:26 AM
I just told this to my wife and now I have to go cut the grass. SHIT!



sucks bein small dont it?






joke flaw. you cant get foam on your lips from a can of beer.;)
90_ACCORD
05-03-2009, 09:41 AM
haha nice
"B"
05-03-2009, 11:22 AM
sucks bein small dont it?






joke flaw. you cant get foam on your lips from a can of beer.;)

She bitches about my 2 inches until I shove it in her butt with no lube. Then she's all, "Stop, your too big".



bwahahaha
SouthrnStyle
05-03-2009, 12:06 PM
Haha thats great!
DunDunSkeert
05-03-2009, 02:26 PM
Hahaha repped. A wife that mow's the grass I'd rep her too.
staysideways
05-03-2009, 08:21 PM
hahah +reps...shits funny

agreed lol
PROŽ
05-04-2009, 09:02 AM
hahaha
oneSLOWex
05-04-2009, 09:04 AM
FUNNY lol


+reps
DriVaH
05-04-2009, 10:17 AM
nice 1
willum14pb
05-04-2009, 12:33 PM
win.
Tech5
05-05-2009, 04:06 PM
ftw lol
slostang
05-05-2009, 04:10 PM
what do you call that useless peice of skin surrounding a vagina?





























a woman...