If I died?

[boosted1jz]

If I died?

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"

[kilpatty43]

lol

[Big Baller]

Now thats funny

Plus 1 For you

[A.P. Photography]

:lmfao: Busted

[Kelly_Rene]

thats a good one!

[Darling Nikki]

Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha

[Bishop]

LMAOlololol

[thinkfast®]

awesome... +1

[The Golden Child]

ahahaha +1 man ..

[Tbird_guy]

thats some good shit

[MSTANGSALEEN]

wtf bring daddy in this? ANYWAYS, MAN THAT IS FUNNY

[Big Rick]

lol

[Brett]

Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha

And you dont think you have a touch of it to? ;)

[svbproductions]

That was great, brightened my day

[MSTANGSALEEN]

And you dont think you have a touch of it to? ;)
HAHAHA

[YokotaS13]

thast awesome

[Pher]

HAHA

I didnt see that one coming. Nice.

+ for ya

[Jaimecbr900]

That's a good one. :lmfao:

[£G2♣]

LOL +1

[trythefly]

I needed that thank you!

+1

[Darling Nikki]

And you dont think you have a touch of it to? ;)

Nope. lol. I don't kill people and love it. lol But nice one Brett. Your still my pimp :lickpuss:

[7Mpower89]

Er my future I husband ever cheats on me I will feel really bad for him when my dad finds out...he is psycho.hahahahaha

Thanks for the warning! :goodjob:

[Leisa]

hahahah...that was too funny.. .good one Chris..+1 for you

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

lol.. nice!

[Kevykev]

That's a good one. :lmfao:

....

[eViLMunkey]

Bwahahahaha!!!

[JustinSane110™]

Nope. lol. I don't kill people and love it. lol But nice one Brett. Your still my pimp :lickpuss:
Hmmm, so those .50 cal Sniper Rifle threats were just to scare people? :D ;)

[Darling Nikki]

^either way I am getting one in the future, but don't worry about that. :)

[JustinSane110™]

^either way I am getting one in the future, but don't worry about that. :)
Nah, I ain't skurr'd.... :D

[raven97990]

Damn, I was about to call dibs on your supra, I thought you had cancer or something....

[quickdodge®]

That was good. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Georgia_boy]

old but funny none the less
still made me laugh