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Have no fears. I am headed to Cancun for vacation on the 9th of May and I promise to bring it back with me. Since I will have a BAC of .200 the entire time I will not be infected. You guys may want to start drinking on the 15th as we return on the 16th and I will be hitting up every major club that night.:lmfao:
NVEOUS
04-29-2009, 03:29 PM
lol what the hell.
Revmaynard
04-29-2009, 03:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB5-Y08qbjo
NVEOUS
04-29-2009, 03:31 PM
i don't doubt it. lol have fun.
oneSLOWex
04-29-2009, 03:33 PM
LULz
http://www.businessweek.com/lifestyle/travelers_check/swineflu.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB5-Y08qbjo
I don't give a fuck, Reverand.
You will all die (or at least get sick) from my exploits.
I will be having sex with as many pigs as possible while I am there to ENSURE I get the virus.
NVEOUS
04-29-2009, 03:36 PM
I don't give a fuck, Reverand.
You will all die (or at least get sick) from my exploits.
I will be having sex with as many pigs as possible while I am there to ENSURE I get the virus.
beastiality????
Your Flight Itinerary Departing Flight Information - Saturday, May 9, 2009 (Arrives Saturday, May 9, 2009)
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AirTran Airways
Flight 40
2h 30m , 883mi From
Atlanta - Hartsfield Intl (ATL)
Atlanta, GA
Departs: 1:00 P.M. To
Cancun Intl (CUN)
Cancun, Mexico
Arrives: 2:30 P.M. Aircraft
Boeing 737-700 (Jet)
Economy/Coach Class
bwahahahaha
Revmaynard
04-29-2009, 03:36 PM
beastiality????
Na, that's just what his girls look like.:boobies:
NVEOUS
04-29-2009, 03:38 PM
Na, that's just what his girls look like.:boobies:
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
BanginJimmy
04-29-2009, 03:46 PM
Your Flight Itinerary Departing Flight Information - Saturday, May 9, 2009 (Arrives Saturday, May 9, 2009)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AirTran Airways
Flight 40
2h 30m , 883mi From
Atlanta - Hartsfield Intl (ATL)
Atlanta, GA
Departs: 1:00 P.M. To
Cancun Intl (CUN)
Cancun, Mexico
Arrives: 2:30 P.M. Aircraft
Boeing 737-700 (Jet)
Economy/Coach Class
bwahahahaha
Now i know what flight to call in the bomb threat and get the flight delayed for like 5 or 6 days. And I do know 737's quite was as I used to do heavy maintenance on them.
Na, that's just what his girls look like.:boobies:
Yeah, not hardly:
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/DSC_6559.jpg
Lol, I'm pretty sure I saw that a flight from Cancun was quarantined the other day. Have fun!
Now i know what flight to call in the bomb threat and get the flight delayed for like 5 or 6 days. And I do know 737's quite was as I used to do heavy maintenance on them.
Sweeeeeeet!!!
Wait, that is my flight going there. Don't you dare!!!
Lol, I'm pretty sure I saw that a flight from Cancun was quarantined the other day. Have fun!
True, from Cancun to BWI. lol
Either way.....
Revmaynard
04-29-2009, 03:53 PM
Look at her nose! lol
http://www.utilitarianism.com/happy-pig.jpg
Elbow
04-29-2009, 03:58 PM
Have fun with that, if it keeps getting worse they are closing the border. Bye bye to your vacation. :lmfao:
Have fun with that, if it keeps getting worse they are closing the border. Bye bye to your vacation. :lmfao:No, then we go to the Bahamas instead.....genius
Look at her nose! lol
http://www.utilitarianism.com/happy-pig.jpgThat was a horrible attempt at humor. Nice try though. D- for effort.
Revmaynard
04-29-2009, 04:00 PM
Well she clearly isn't fat. ;p
BanginJimmy
04-29-2009, 04:00 PM
No, then we go to the Bahamas instead.....genius
But you will already be in Mexico when they close the border.
But you will already be in Mexico when they close the border.
PERFECT!!! Longer vacation!!!
Elbow
04-29-2009, 04:04 PM
And death!
BanginJimmy
04-29-2009, 04:05 PM
And death!
even better :ninja:
Crazy Asian
04-29-2009, 04:05 PM
:ninja:
And death!
Hello, .200 BAC!!!
even better :ninja:
Why on earth would you want a fellow Right Wing Extremist dead?
Elbow
04-29-2009, 04:09 PM
Hello, .200 BAC!!!
If that worked I am pretty sure we would all be fucked up right now.
TheGodfather
04-29-2009, 04:09 PM
I hope you get it and die in shitholeico.
Real talk.
If that worked I am pretty sure we would all be fucked up right now.
Alcohol sterilizes. lol
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
BanginJimmy
04-29-2009, 04:17 PM
Why on earth would you want a fellow Right Wing Extremist dead?
I would love to give you a decent answer but the gad damned server is busy.
Reps for extremism though.
Elbow
04-29-2009, 04:21 PM
If I get it I am going terror like running around spitting on people.
Oh wait I am sick in bed and can't even get up. Anyone want to visit me?
Got Milk?
04-29-2009, 04:35 PM
And this is why muslims dont eat pork. They know whats good and whats not.
And this is why muslims dont eat pork. They know whats good and whats not.
That was ignorant. You can't even get it from eating pork.
ShooterMcGavin
04-29-2009, 06:43 PM
enjoy, hope you die? lol
enjoy, hope you die? lol
Willy Nelson!!!
RedEj8
04-29-2009, 08:45 PM
I hope you get Herpes while you're there too.
How would I get herpes when the only people my wife and I have sex with is each other?
Sadly, everyone in my party seems to be chickening out so we may reschedule for next May instead.....
ugh
speedminded
04-30-2009, 05:38 AM
Yeah, not hardly:
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/DSC_6559.jpgNeed to back up a step or two and retake that pic :D
Need to back up a step or two and retake that pic :D
You wish!
NVEOUS
04-30-2009, 07:45 AM
Need to back up a step or two and retake that pic :D
AGREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did. You just don't get to see them.
RedEj8
04-30-2009, 11:00 AM
How would I get herpes when the only people my wife and I have sex with is each other?
Drinking the water? I duno.. :thinking:
99hatch
04-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Notice first case in GA, lady went to Cancun for vacation. Yeah this is a great idea.
http://www.macon.com/149/story/699741.html
ShooterMcGavin
04-30-2009, 11:33 AM
Sadly, everyone in my party seems to be chickening out so we may reschedule for next May instead.....
ugh
you make it sound like a bad thing?
GLulic
04-30-2009, 11:42 AM
I don't give a fuck, Reverand.
You will all die (or at least get sick) from my exploits.
I will be having sex with as many pigs as possible while I am there to ENSURE I get the virus.
If I get it I am going terror like running around spitting on people.
Oh wait I am sick in bed and can't even get up. Anyone want to visit me?
LIRL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:
Still going at this moment. Not sure if wifey will bitch out or not.
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