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SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:04 AM
Hello everyone. I am new to importatlanta.com and I was wondering if anyone could help me? I just broke up with my b/f of 2 years because HE CHEATED ON ME! What a jerk, but that is a different story.

Anyway I am looking to pay him back. He is into the car scene so I am looking for a guy or two who would be interested in taking me out to make him jealous. I promise I won't disappoint.




HELP!

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:06 AM
lololol

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:10 AM
why are you laughing at me?

mocha latte cupcake
04-28-2009, 10:11 AM
1st - welcome to IA
2nd - you're here to find some random guy to make your bf jealous?
3rd - most guys won't agree to "meet you" unless you post pictures.

4th - welcome to IA, enjoy your stay, read the rules, obey the mods, avoid the whoreslounge til you're ready to get leg humped and fight for your e-virginity, and do NOT make friends with Sammich, GKtib, Brett, or most importantly....nannerpuss.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:12 AM
post pics? why would i do that?

i don't want random guys spanking off to my sxy butt!

mocha latte cupcake
04-28-2009, 10:15 AM
then you will most likely attract the guys who don't care what you look like, they only want you to fulfill your "promise not to disappoint". just saying, no guy talks to a girl and agrees to meet her sight unseen... thats the reason the bailout phone call is just a text message away.

please refrain from using the word... spanking. it offends some of the n00bs around here. but srsly.. enjoy your stay. and good luck with your... "hunt for the lonely guy on ia"

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:17 AM
geez


how do i post pics?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:18 AM
lulz @ this here...this is funny as hail lol.

this seems so familiar..

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:18 AM
can i post just one?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:19 AM
wait, what seem familiar?

Ed
04-28-2009, 10:19 AM
Oh hai.

what does your bf drive?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:20 AM
dnt know if your bf is guilty or not...but i'm just saying that i wasn't and dueces to the female that believes i am

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:21 AM
he rode a motorcycle.

i LOVED that thing, oh the chills it gave me.

he drives a really fast civic everyday though.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:23 AM
dnt know if your bf is guilty or not...but i'm just saying that i wasn't and dueces to the female that believes i am


i have no idea what you just said.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:25 AM
here is a pic from my prom night:



http://i41.tinypic.com/2h7145e.jpg
is that good enough?

mocha latte cupcake
04-28-2009, 10:28 AM
hooray for the walk through it helps :lmfao:

anyways, welcome to the site and enjoy your stay. feel free to PM me any more questions +29 rep points to get you started.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:29 AM
what are +reps?

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 10:39 AM
then you will most likely attract the guys who don't care what you look like, they only want you to fulfill your "promise not to disappoint". just saying, no guy talks to a girl and agrees to meet her sight unseen... thats the reason the bailout phone call is just a text message away.

please refrain from using the word... spanking. it offends some of the n00bs around here. but srsly.. enjoy your stay. and good luck with your... "hunt for the lonely guy on ia"



how hard is that.

That easier than hunting a deer thats sleeping

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:39 AM
hey why can't i post in the whore's lounge?

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 10:41 AM
what are +reps?

the little green bars on the right hand side

green or + is good
Red or - is, well, not so good

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:41 AM
lulz @ drunk prom pic

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 10:42 AM
hey why can't i post in the whore's lounge?

Dont know.

a few people had that issue yesterday

keep trying because it wasn;t long before they could.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:42 AM
*nessa*
nothing really just pretty green bars to look at. lol. welcome, and make sure to listen to all of JM's (Pure JDM) recommendations!! Again welcome and you are very cute girl.:D

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:43 AM
nothing really just pretty green bars to look at. lol. welcome, and make sure to listen to all of JM's (Pure JDM) recommendations!! Again welcome and you are very cute girl.:D


nice car;)

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:44 AM
lulz @ drunk prom pic


i wasn't that drunk

would you prefer a non-drunk pic?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:44 AM
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/Hunting.jpg


better?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:45 AM
we have a hunter on our hands guys..

why dont u just snipe ur ex lol

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:45 AM
nice car;)
thank you! its a lot sexier then a maxima. <--- that last fragment of a sentence was directed towards someone. can anyone guess who?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:46 AM
thank you! its a lot sexier then a maxima. <--- that last fragment of a sentence was directed towards someone. can anyone guess who?

i hate you so much at this particular moment:lmfao:

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:48 AM
i hate you so much at this particular moment:lmfao:
lulz.
so vanessa, why are you trying to get your bf back? he already got himself back by driving a honda.lol.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:48 AM
HAI i love me a honda...in particular a acura integra :D

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:49 AM
his honda would smoke your car. hehe

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:50 AM
HAI i love me a honda...in particular a acura integra :D

isn't an integra just a glorified civic?

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:50 AM
his honda would smoke your car. hehe
yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh...........

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:51 AM
isn't an integra just a glorified civic?

failsos woman...an acura is a luxury line of car...civic is teh economist, cheaper mans car:ninja:

Paul
04-28-2009, 10:51 AM
epic lulz whose AE is this? :lmao:

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:51 AM
epic lulz whose AE is this? :lmao:
dunno

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:51 AM
it would smoke your car.

he put some sort of turbo exhaust thingy on it. tehe

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:52 AM
epic lulz whose AE is this? :lmao:

ae? what is that?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:52 AM
is it called a turbo simulator?

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:52 AM
it would smoke your car.

he put some sort of turbo exhaust thingy on it. tehe
if you say so.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:53 AM
failsos woman...an acura is a luxury line of car...civic is teh economist, cheaper mans car:ninja:


what would a maxima be then?

mocha latte cupcake
04-28-2009, 10:53 AM
don't hate on my honda fool :goodjob:

Paul
04-28-2009, 10:54 AM
ae? what is that?

alter ego...

there is about 10-15 users w/ similar IPs and a couple it could be.


:boobies: or GTFO:lmfao:

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:54 AM
what would a maxima be then?
uh oh. :lmfao:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:54 AM
is it called a turbo simulator?

no silly, he put it into his exhaust to make it go really fast. like fast and furious FAST.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:55 AM
don't hate on my honda fool :goodjob:
i love j00! it was towards the civic not the sxy2k!!!!!!

mocha latte cupcake
04-28-2009, 10:55 AM
what would a maxima be then?

the step down from sammich's cadillac :lmfao:

S2k + G35 = way mo better than the keeps breaking in my garage maxima :lmfao:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:55 AM
alter ego...

there is about 10-15 users w/ similar IPs and a couple it could be.


:boobies: or GTFO:lmfao:


i don't have an alter ego. just me, SxyVnessa. hehe

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
and i am not going to put my boobs on the internet. my ex b/f tried to take video and i told him no way, jose'

Paul
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 7 (6 members and 1 guests)
Paul, Dr.G35, SxyVnessa, PURE jdm, HalfBaked, mark ryan7


holy fuck Halfbaked is in here... he'll fuck you in front of your bf if that is what you are trying to accomplish :lmao:

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
Is it bad that I printed off your prom picture pretended to dance with you around my room, then cut a hole where your mouth would be, slipped your picture a roofie then proceeded to rub my cock all over it until I came on your face?

Because if thats not awkward I'd say lets meet up!

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
and i am not going to put my boobs on the internet. my ex b/f tried to take video and i told him no way, jose'
You dated a mexico?

Sorry.

You're not my type.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:57 AM
what would a maxima be then?

a cheaper man's infiniti, but a rich man's civic:ninja:


the step down from sammich's cadillac :lmfao:

S2k + G35 = way mo better than the keeps breaking in my garage maxima :lmfao:

lulz u just have a vendetta against my maxipad..tiz awl:lmfao: :lmfao:

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 10:58 AM
no silly, he put it into his exhaust to make it go really fast. like fast and furious FAST.
like these things?!?!?!
http://www.turbowhistler.net/turbowhistler.jpg
sammich has like 4 of them. your ex and sammich should take it to the track and race for the prize (you) just like the REAL fast and the furious!!!!!!!

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 10:58 AM
Is it bad that I printed off your prom picture pretended to dance with you around my room, then cut a hole where your mouth would be, slipped your picture a roofie then proceeded to rub my cock all over it until I came on your face?

Because if thats not awkward I'd say lets meet up!


um, that sounds like a fun time to me. but you see scary. sorry

Paul
04-28-2009, 10:58 AM
You dated a mexico?

Sorry.

You're not my type.

:lmfao:oh sh!t

Sammich
04-28-2009, 10:59 AM
like these things?!?!?!
http://www.turbowhistler.net/turbowhistler.jpg
sammich has like 4 of them. your ex and sammich should take it to the track and race for the prize (you) just like the REAL fast and the furious!!!!!!!

whistle while u twerk :D

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:00 AM
um, that sounds like a fun time to me. but you see scary. sorry
I'll buy you alcohol.

And I promise I'll wear a condom at least 50% of the time so you have less of a chance to catch something.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:00 AM
You dated a mexico?

Sorry.

You're not my type.


figure of speech. not only are you rude, but you are stupid as well. i am so sorry for you.


and i have never dated a "mexico" or any other race. i have only had 1 b/f. we dated for 3 years since i was 15.

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:00 AM
HAI i love me a honda...in particular a acura integra :D

Someone else loved it more. :lmfao:

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:02 AM
figure of speech. not only are you rude, but you are stupid as well. i am so sorry for you.


and i have never dated a "mexico" or any other race. i have only had 1 b/f. we dated for 3 years since i was 15.
So you're tight?

That'll have to change.

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:03 AM
So you're tight?

That'll have to change.

Epic.


Nominated for thread of the year.

already

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:03 AM
halfbaked scares me.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:03 AM
Someone else loved it more. :lmfao:

u sumbish...that was low...but i lol'd:lmfao:

LizBiz
04-28-2009, 11:03 AM
I will take you out. Where you stay?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:04 AM
So you're tight?

That'll have to change.


my b/f thought i was. i miss him so much. i love being satisfied.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:04 AM
this thread has blow up potential..

it'd be epic if this was nermin

or better yet gary membis

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:04 AM
I will take you out. Where you stay?i live in kennesaw, but the car in your pic is too old. it won't work.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:05 AM
my b/f thought i was. i miss him so much. i love being satisfied.
Bad news.

I won't be in you for you. I'm in you for me.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:05 AM
i live in kennesaw, but the car in your pic is too old. it won't work.

http://www.wendycook.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/snap.jpg

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:06 AM
i live in kennesaw, but the car in your pic is too old. it won't work.
Kennesaw eh?

So I won't have to go far to drop off the body...I mean drop you off.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:07 AM
Bad news.

I won't be in you for you. I'm in you for me.


you won't be in me. you never had a chance.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:07 AM
Kennesaw eh?

So I won't have to go far to drop off the body...I mean drop you off.
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:07 AM
Kennesaw eh?

So I won't have to go far to drop off the body...I mean drop you off.

my daddy will kick your ass

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:08 AM
i live in kennesaw, but the car in your pic is too old. it won't work.

car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:08 AM
you won't be in me. you never had a chance.

http://www.megatonik.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/lol.jpg
http://1416andcounting.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/the-fast-and-the-furious.jpg

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:08 AM
my daddy will kick your ass
I'll fuck him too.

I've spent some time around an asshole before. I'll have 1 fist in him and 1 in his daughter.

I'll pretend you guys are puppets.

LizBiz
04-28-2009, 11:08 AM
i live in kennesaw, but the car in your pic is too old. it won't work. Shooooooooooooot I'm not drivin all the way up there for ur flat ass no way. You'd have to meet me half way. My car is the shit!! Can't tell me nothin.

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:08 AM
my daddy will kick your ass

uh oh:eek:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:09 AM
i LOVE that movie. the last one was the best!

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:09 AM
car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?
I ain't even got a car.

I bum rides.

I'll have my mom drop me off at this chickas house. I'll bring a backpack of lube and alka-setzers. (ya know you just gotta bring something to make them think you're putting on a condom)

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:10 AM
I'll fuck him too.

I've spent some time around an asshole before. I'll have 1 fist in him and 1 in his daughter.

I'll pretend you guys are puppets.


eww

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:10 AM
i LOVE that movie. the last one was the best!

ricer

what kind of car do you have

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?


what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
eww
What color your areolas?

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:11 AM
car in pic is too old :lmfao:

well i drive an 2009 that new enough?

are you sure your car is fast enough to impress the world's fastest civic?

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic

pics of ex's civic

LizBiz
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
What color your areolas?:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: You are off the chain!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
ricer

what kind of car do you have


i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:12 AM
What color your areolas?color matched


lol wut

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima
I don't have a car either.

Look at us. We have so much in common.

How about we each share my cock?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
pics of ex's civic


why would i have a pic of my ex b/f's car?

lol


dummy

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:13 AM
what do you drive? i doubt it would beat my ex's civic

civics are for fags w/o style... i only drive eurotrash GTI w/ TSI and c230 Kompressor.

how about you post up your ex's civic and we'll be the judge of that?

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
pics of ex's civic
http://images.forum-auto.com/mesimages/383671/2085436333_1.jpg

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
I don't have a car either.

Look at us. We have so much in common.

How about we each share my cock?


i need more of a man than you could ever provide.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:14 AM
i don't have a car, but if i did it wouldn't be a maxima

saying alot for a chick that cant get around without daddy...

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:15 AM
saying alot for a chick that cant get around without daddy...


Saying a lot for a chick who comes to an online forum looking for mr right now

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:15 AM
civics are for fags w/o style... i only drive eurotrash GTI w/ TSI and c230 Kompressor.

how about you post up your ex's civic and we'll be the judge of that?

i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
whats his name

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
Saying a lot for a chick who comes to an online forum looking for mr right now

qft


i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.

you are full of fail

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
hey, maybe you guys know my b/f. i can post a pic of us!

LizBiz
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
i need more of a man than you could ever provide.Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:16 AM
whats his name


BJ

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
i need more of a man than you could ever provide.
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.


i am not here looking for a penis. just some guys with hot, fast cars.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:17 AM
i don't have a pic of his car. but he has never lost a race. he may be at Varsity next Thursday. That is when i need someone to help me.
this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
Actually u don't. U just want to piss ur ex off right. You don't need a man for that just a penis.

http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/Gifts-and-Crafts/Toys-and-Games/PU-Toys/PU-Animal-Toys/PU-Penis-20475366108.jpg

stillaneon
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
whats his name on here?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:18 AM
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.


hey, i loved his tattoos and chest hair.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:19 AM
this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O



i saw a car with an importatlanta sticker on it. it was one of his friend's cars.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
whats his name on here?


i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
hey, i loved his tattoos and chest hair.
I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:20 AM
this was the first place you thought of when you needed help? L M F A O

qft:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.
if he wont, HalfBaked will. so which is it?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.

x2

thats as far as i'm going lol:lmfao:

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:21 AM
http://s667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:22 AM
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/MeandBJ.jpg

Ya I bet.

That guy looks like a winner.

I like his manly chest hair and his haggard tattooes.

she looked hotter from the neck up :yes:

and she is drinking domestic beer :sicks:

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:22 AM
i have never seen him play on the internet. i don't know if he is on here. if he is here and sees my thread he will probably hit me again.
Maybe he can hit that gut off you.

He wouldn't cheat on you if you could keep your weight under 125.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:23 AM
I'm sure you did.

I can tell you are all class.


classy enough to shut you down.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:24 AM
Maybe he can hit that gut off you.

He wouldn't cheat on you if you could keep your weight under 125.



lol@gut

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:24 AM
classy enough to shut you down.
What does that even mean?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:25 AM
like i said, you never had a chance.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:25 AM
lol@gut
I mean I think its cute.

I may even blow my spunk on it and keep it off that face of yours.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:25 AM
i gotta go take a shower. ta-ta

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:26 AM
like i said, you never had a chance.
Sure I did.

I have $20 in my wallet and I can also supply you with a can of dip.

I'm sure you'd put out for that.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:27 AM
i gotta go take a shower. ta-ta
Take pics.

If you don't have your camera you can just give me directions and I'll take em for ya.

Lets get that pussy up on the internet and try to make some money off of ya.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:29 AM
this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:31 AM
this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL
proof or it never happened.:D

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:32 AM
this thread has turned into bashing a noob..im banning all of you LOLOL
The only thing getting bashed is gonna be her pussy.

And it doesn't sound like its much of a n00b.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:35 AM
lol

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:36 AM
hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:37 AM
hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.

give me a 3rd and i'll post it up

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:38 AM
like you?

thought u were showering your nasty body


give me a 3rd and i'll post it up

"i, sxyvnessa, suck major penis"

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:39 AM
like you?

thought u were showering your nasty body



"i, sxyvnessa, suck major penis"

:piss::boobies: ya golden showers

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:39 AM
give me a 3rd and i'll post it up


why do i ahve to be "just a dumb vag"?

why can't i just be me and here to meet new people?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:40 AM
hey, why are there only 2 choices for this poll? they both suck.
Bust out some pictures of those 34Bs and we will change the poll.

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:41 AM
why do i ahve to be "just a dumb vag"?

why can't i just be me and here to meet new people?

b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:41 AM
i want to know who voted for what!

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:41 AM
:piss::boobies: ya golden showersI JUST FILLED UP THE CUP..FAILSOS PAULINA:tongue1:

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:41 AM
Bust out some pictures of those 34Bs and we will change the poll.

LIRL :lmfao:oh fuck!

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:42 AM
b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already


what are you talking about?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:42 AM
i want to know who voted for what!
I voted you are a dumb vag.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
b/c your not new to the boards i've crossed checked your IP already

IS IT 'MALLORY':ninja:

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
I voted you are a dumb vag.

x2

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
now change those 3 votes to someone here to meet people

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:43 AM
what are you talking about?
On this crazy thing called the internet your internet provider has this number that matches you to your computer.

And the Super Moderators (they're called super because thats what they are SUPERRRRRRRR THANKS FOR ASKING) can look at your number and compare it to other numbers of other members.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:44 AM
IS IT 'MALLORY':ninja:


um?

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:44 AM
JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today? :lmfao:

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:44 AM
now change those 3 votes to someone here to meet people
TITS OR NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:44 AM
On this crazy thing called the internet your internet provider has this number that matches you to your computer.

And the Super Moderators (they're called super because thats what they are SUPERRRRRRRR THANKS FOR ASKING) can look at your number and compare it to other numbers of other members.


i doubt i have the same number as a current member. infact, i would bet on it.

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today? :lmfao:
Ed pick me up too.

I'm hungry. The last thing I ate was one of those Dominos Pasta bread bowl things.

The pasta wasn't bad but the bread itself was really greasy.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today? :lmfao:

LULZ...FAR FROM LEG HUMPING SON

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
IS IT 'MALLORY':ninja:

there is a few possibles w/ enough post count that would make an AE...

honestly what chick just finds IA to post "i want to make my bf jealous" :rolleyes:

that's weak sauce plus only has 5 pix on photo bucket and profile isn't filed out completely.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
JESUS CHRIST.

I go for a meeting and 1 hour later 8 pages. You fucking sad leg humpers...



































So Vanessa, i always had a thing for vanessas, wanna meet up today? :lmfao:


Is that a pic of your car? it's sexy.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:45 AM
see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.
You got a job?

Congrats! Didn't know you were being a bum relying on your girlfriend...













...get own3d.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:46 AM
see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.

YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW CAR...TELL HER THAT AND SHE'LL DROP IN YOUR LAP CUZ SHE'S A SKEEZER SCALLYWAG:lmfao:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:46 AM
see what i did there vanessa, i have a grown up job, i have meetings and such...



that means you should fuck me.


can i "drive"? if you are as sexy as your car then i am all for it.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:48 AM
there is a few possibles w/ enough post count that would make an AE...

honestly what chick just finds IA to post "i want to make my bf jealous" :rolleyes:

that's weak sauce plus only has 5 pix on photo bucket and profile isn't filed out completely.


should i add more pics or something?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:48 AM
should i add more pics or something?
Yes.

Jesus. Didn't we explain..


TITTTTTTTTTTTYS.

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:49 AM
Ed pick me up too.

I'm hungry. The last thing I ate was one of those Dominos Pasta bread bowl things.

The pasta wasn't bad but the bread itself was really greasy.

i had one of those, it was awesome


Is that a pic of your car? it's sexy.

yeah it goes, vrroooooommmm pshhhhhh....

it makes panties drop.


You got a job?

Congrats! Didn't know you were being a bum relying on your girlfriend...

...get own3d.

fuck you waiter boy...

btw you never called me.


can i "drive"? if you are as sexy as your car then i am all for it.

nope. last time i let a female drive the evo my clutch went out.

i'll let you play with my stick gear if you want.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
When was I supposed to call?

I don't remember things. I honestly thought you text me a week ago. I just realized it was yesterday.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
nope. last time i let a female drive the evo my clutch went out.

i'll let you play with my stick gear if you want.

DARE I GUESS WHO:lmfao:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
nope. last time i let a female drive the evo my clutch went out.

i'll let you play with my stick gear if you want.


that still sounds fun.

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
should i add more pics or something?

post up your facebook/myspace

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:50 AM
When was I supposed to call?

I don't remember things. I honestly thought you text me a week ago. I just realized it was yesterday.

when you waited on me i left you my number and a heart and said, call me.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:52 AM
when you waited on me i left you my number and a heart and said, call me.
I had to turn that paper into my manager.

I'm surprised he didn't call you.

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:53 AM
I had to turn that paper into my manager.

I'm surprised he didn't call you.

lol did you really? what did he say?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:53 AM
post up your facebook/myspace


hell no

i am getting enough shit from you assholes in here


you post up the ip addresses and then mine so we can see what/who you are talking about.

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:53 AM
when you waited on me i left you my number and a heart and said, call me.

hey fagatron less pole smoking and more talk about :boobies:

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:53 AM
hell no

i am getting enough shit from you assholes in here


you post up the ip addresses and then mine so we can see what/who you are talking about.

send me your nudes.

PM me or email them.

[email protected]

kthx.

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:54 AM
hey fagatron less pole smoking and more talk about :boobies:

don't make me ban you...





wait, i cant pull that card on you :ninja:

yes sir.

back to boobies.

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:55 AM
hell no

i am getting enough shit from you assholes in here


you post up the ip addresses and then mine so we can see what/who you are talking about.

that would be breaking privacy policies... alright boys i've gotta get back to work have fun w/ her but don't scare her off :cheers:

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:55 AM
send me your nudes.

PM me or email them.

[email protected]

kthx.


let me drive your stick shift

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 11:56 AM
that would be breaking privacy policies... alright boys i've gotta get back to work have fun w/ her but don't scare her off :cheers:


bye:boobies:

Paul
04-28-2009, 11:56 AM
let me drive your stick shift

:burnout:Ed i don't think she is talking about your car :lmfao:

Sammich
04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
lololol

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:57 AM
vanessa where do you live?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:58 AM
Ed, she said she only does Americans...

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 11:58 AM
vanessa where do you live?
PS: Check your email.

Ed
04-28-2009, 11:59 AM
LMFAO @ newds.

im american. i have a green card.

fuck you whitey.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 11:59 AM
she is getting boring very quickly. Ed her boyfriends civic also makes a psshhh sound out of the exhaust!! she said its really fast.:yes:

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:00 PM
cute.

fucking honda kids.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:00 PM
LMFAO @ newds.

im american. i have a green card.

fuck you whitey.
Too bad those weren't hers.

But thats what I'd imagine they'd look like.

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 12:02 PM
cute.

fucking honda kids.
werd.

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:02 PM
whose is it?

Sammich
04-28-2009, 12:02 PM
lol i have a whislter in my intake...

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:03 PM
An ex of mine. haha

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:04 PM
moar!

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:06 PM
http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/Beach5.jpg

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/Reading.jpg

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv34/sxyvnessa/Me/Waterfall.jpg

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:08 PM
vanessa, answer me woman, what's your location and what are your plans tonight?

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 12:09 PM
meh..

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:09 PM
i live in kennesaw and i have no plans

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:10 PM
moar!
I don't got no mo

:(

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:11 PM
i live in kennesaw and i have no plans
Where'd you go to high school?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:11 PM
Where'd you go to high school?


i graduated already

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:13 PM
i graduated already
Clearly with honors because you can't tell I asked that in past tense.

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:13 PM
i live in kennesaw and i have no plans

8 pm, at highlands on barrett.

halfbaked will be our server.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:15 PM
8 pm, at highlands on barrett.

halfbaked will be our server.
I'm off work today.

I close tomorrow thursday and friday though.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:16 PM
i won't go around halfbaked.


he is scary

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:16 PM
you can come hang out. im going to lunch be back in a few.

Ed
04-28-2009, 12:17 PM
in that case, we can go somewhere else.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:17 PM
I'm off work today.

I close tomorrow thursday and friday though.



in that case, i will go with you ed

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:17 PM
You graduated already and you just turned 18 2 months ago? Right....

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:24 PM
i already stated i graduated when i was 17


gosh


lol

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:25 PM
Gosh.

From where I asked.

lol

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:28 PM
why do you want to know?

you don't know me

Dr.G35
04-28-2009, 12:30 PM
why do you want to know?

you don't know me
simply where you graduated from.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:31 PM
Kennesaw ain't big kid.

Plus you're my brothers age.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:32 PM
i will not say.

it is too easy for you weirdos to find out where i live.

this is the internet age.

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:33 PM
Kennesaw ain't big kid.

Plus you're my brothers age.

and?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:34 PM
i will not say.

it is too easy for you weirdos to find out where i live.

this is the internet age.
Ya, I know everyone lives who graduated from each high school.

Its pretty amazing.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:36 PM
hahaha...how fascinating it is the same guys will drool over anything with tits

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:36 PM
Ya, I know everyone lives who graduated from each high school.

Its pretty amazing.

yearbook

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:37 PM
hahaha...how fascinating it is the same guys will drool over anything with tits
You calm down.

Hater.

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:37 PM
yearbook
As child molester as I may seem I don't have high school yearbooks just laying around my house.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:39 PM
half baked...have we met?

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:39 PM
your brother might

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:41 PM
half baked...have we met?
Not sure.

Maybe? Did I meet you with Ed one night?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:42 PM
your brother might
I'm pretty sure I could just show him your picture. Would that not just do the same thing?

I mean its only like 3 high schools you could have gone to inside Kennesaw. If you wanted people on this site to be legit you should let people be able to confirm you are.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:43 PM
Not sure.

Maybe? Did I meet you with Ed one night?

Yes, yes you did! you sexy man you...lol

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:43 PM
Yes, yes you did! you sexy man you...lol
I waited on you righttttt????

I am quite sexy. Truth

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:44 PM
I waited on you righttttt????

I am quite sexy. Truth

Yes you did...I tried flirting with you

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:46 PM
Yes you did...I tried flirting with you
I remember.

I don't blame you. If I was a girl and I saw me I'd be like "whattt upppppp come do me right here on this table."

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:47 PM
I remember.

I don't blame you. If I was a girl and I saw me I'd be like "whattt upppppp come do me right here on this table."

Just like you wanted to do me on the table...don't deny it. You wanted me

SxyVnessa
04-28-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm pretty sure I could just show him your picture. Would that not just do the same thing?

I mean its only like 3 high schools you could have gone to inside Kennesaw. If you wanted people on this site to be legit you should let people be able to confirm you are.


i never said i graduated in kennesaw.

and i don't care if anyone can confirm who i am.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:49 PM
i never said i graduated in kennesaw.

and i don't care if anyone can confirm who i am.

how old are you again?

HalfBaked
04-28-2009, 12:49 PM
Just like you wanted to do me on the table...don't deny it. You wanted me
It would have been awkward for everyone else in the restaurant.

But yes.

I wanted to throw all the dishes off the table, bend you over said table and fuck you while I sip on a beer that I would rest between your shoulder blades.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 12:52 PM
It would have been awkward for everyone else in the restaurant.

But yes.

I wanted to throw all the dishes off the table, bend you over said table and fuck you while I sip on a beer that I would rest between your shoulder blades.

Other people's awkwardness doesn't influence me. I'm actually quite the exhibitionist

Ed
04-28-2009, 01:13 PM
you two gtfo and get a room. im setting up my fuck-date, errrr, i mean date with vanessa.

Sammich
04-28-2009, 01:18 PM
she done disappeared like a slut under the covers

Killer
04-28-2009, 01:21 PM
this can not be serious......................

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 01:26 PM
you two gtfo and get a room. im setting up my fuck-date, errrr, i mean date with vanessa.

OMG...you are so dirty! F*ing Brazilians!

Ed
04-28-2009, 01:38 PM
vanessa, post more pics.

Killer
04-28-2009, 01:40 PM
is this mallory's new AE?

One_Bad_SHO
04-28-2009, 01:54 PM
Sounds like we got a stage 5 clinger here boys.

Ed
04-28-2009, 02:00 PM
sounds like im gonna put it IDB boys.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 02:09 PM
I think I'm going to throw up

One_Bad_SHO
04-28-2009, 02:12 PM
Preggerz..... morning sickness ftl

Ed
04-28-2009, 02:12 PM
I think I'm going to throw up

shut your whore mouth. you love it in the ass.

aguynamedpat
04-28-2009, 02:16 PM
This thread has made laugh harder than any thread I can remember on here.

Epic LULZ in this thread. Thread of the year already no doubt.

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 02:16 PM
shut your whore mouth. you love it in the ass.

:eek: ...oh no you just didn't! That's private, ED!!!!!

03RCode
04-28-2009, 02:16 PM
Ed you might be needing this when you finish with this cum dumpster

http://signaturesterling.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ajax.jpg

Mach1DrmGrl
04-28-2009, 02:17 PM
lol

Ed
04-28-2009, 02:20 PM
thanks dude. i always clean it. good times.

03RCode
04-28-2009, 02:21 PM
This thread is screaming "IA Bukkake"

aguynamedpat
04-28-2009, 02:21 PM
i never said i graduated in kennesaw.

and i don't care if anyone can confirm who i am.

I found her name for you Halfbaked:

http://rlv.zcache.com/hello_my_name_is_cum_dumpster_magnet-p147404455200151476qjy4_400.jpg

Sammich
04-28-2009, 02:52 PM
This thread is screaming "IA Bukkake"

SCRUBADUBDUB

Killer
04-28-2009, 03:18 PM
:eek: ...oh no you just didn't! That's private, ED!!!!!

mother efing LIRL!!!!!!!!!!!! just cause i remember the conversation at sidelines off barrett... "once your tongue hits that booty hole their legs shoot right up in the air"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!