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quickdodge®
04-26-2009, 10:14 PM
At least for me and few select others near my age.

Formulate your sentence from the following:

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a surfer
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm crazy..
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's m y leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can..
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

I licked my sister because I can't control myself.

Hmmm. Later, QD.

BMooreZ28
04-26-2009, 10:16 PM
I jumped on Chuck norris because I'm cool like that.

:lmao:

03RCode
04-26-2009, 10:25 PM
I jumped on a pickle because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

man
04-26-2009, 10:29 PM
I had lunch with a llama because I can

dabuilding
04-26-2009, 10:30 PM
i kicked my best friends boyfriend because I can't control myself!

The Ninja
04-26-2009, 10:35 PM
I kicked a football player, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader....... wtf?

umairejaz
04-26-2009, 10:54 PM
^LOL

SEAN
04-26-2009, 11:16 PM
I sang to a spoon because I'm cool like that

scabtastic
04-26-2009, 11:22 PM
I ran over a pickle because im cool like that.

Bus Driver J
04-26-2009, 11:23 PM
I licked my sister because I can't control myself.

Hmmm. Later, QD.
Yesterday was your birthday??


I kicked a football player, because Big Bird said to and he's my leader....... wtf?
LOL, Big Bird will get you to do the damnest things....


I danced with my dog because Im a ninja!

The Ninja
04-26-2009, 11:30 PM
Yesterday was your birthday??


LOL, Big Bird will get you to do the damnest things....


I danced with my dog because Im a ninja!

Damnit, I'm the only ninja around here bish.

redrumracer
04-26-2009, 11:32 PM
I kicked my neighbor because I cant control myself.

Kourt
04-26-2009, 11:33 PM
I did the Macarena with my science teacher because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Turbo Terrance
04-26-2009, 11:37 PM
I had lunch with my mobile phone I'm cool like that...

Jecht
04-26-2009, 11:41 PM
I sang to a smurf because I can.

Meh.

Bus Driver J
04-26-2009, 11:57 PM
Damnit, I'm the only ninja around here bish.
Wrong. You are d-ninja, I am The Ninja!! LOL

ubers2k
04-27-2009, 01:19 AM
i jumped on a banana because i can't control myself

IndianStig
04-27-2009, 01:38 AM
I yelled at a smurf because I can't control myself.

jhadleyh
04-27-2009, 01:39 AM
I licked a stuffed animal b/c thats how i roll

qwick
04-27-2009, 02:46 AM
I smelled a squirrel because the voices told me to.

WTF!?! I sound like a crazy redneck.

Echonova
04-27-2009, 05:38 AM
I yelled at a phone because I'm a Ninja!

imbosile
04-27-2009, 05:41 AM
I jumped on my science teacher because I can't control myself!

rizzler
04-27-2009, 05:42 AM
I sang to a llama because I think i need some serious help. :ninja:

SUBY_RUE
04-27-2009, 05:53 AM
I licked a fork becouse bigbirdsaid to and he is my leader.

wow...

Sammich
04-27-2009, 07:43 AM
i karate chopped chuck norris because i'm a ninja

DriVaH
04-27-2009, 07:47 AM
i sang to a squirrel because Big Bird said to and he's my leader..

Elbow
04-27-2009, 07:48 AM
I karate chopped my mobile phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

AirMax95
04-27-2009, 07:55 AM
I sang to a stuffed animal because I'm a Ninja!

ilovemyhonda.
04-27-2009, 08:24 AM
I licked a fork because thats how I roll.

Sammich
04-27-2009, 08:26 AM
I licked a fork because thats how I roll.

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:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

if i'm the only one to see the funny in this post, then o well:lmfao:

Mike Lowrey
04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
I danced with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Ed
04-27-2009, 09:19 AM
i yelled at a banana cause im cool like that.

Sammich
04-27-2009, 09:20 AM
so what did you tell tibby pants?

Master Shake
04-27-2009, 09:22 AM
i smelled a goat cause i'm sexy and do what i want.


goat was clean.

Miranda
04-27-2009, 10:17 AM
I jumped on my dog cause that's how I roll...


Oh god.. I feel dirty.

Me86Rob
04-27-2009, 10:25 AM
i ran over my neighbor because thats how i roll

Captain-Obvious™
04-27-2009, 10:25 AM
I loved a Fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Sammich
04-27-2009, 10:37 AM
^knew ur wife was a front

allmotoronly
04-27-2009, 10:47 AM
I ran over my mobile phone because the voiced told me to. Seriously.

Captain-Obvious™
04-27-2009, 10:59 AM
^knew ur wife was a front

;)

BKgen®
04-27-2009, 12:10 PM
I karate chopped a smurf because that's how I roll.


:lmfao:

ALVIN
04-27-2009, 02:14 PM
I yelled at a baseball bat because thats how i Roll

willum14pb
04-27-2009, 02:27 PM
i jumped on a ninja cuz im sexy and i do what i want.

Sammich
04-27-2009, 02:29 PM
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p73/Full_quiver/seriouslygtfo.gif

Paul
04-27-2009, 02:29 PM
I loved your mom because the voices told me to.

Got Milk?
04-27-2009, 07:59 PM
I ran over a spoon because I'm cool like that.

W.E. that means.

Princess12
04-27-2009, 10:42 PM
I yelled at a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

black_e92
04-27-2009, 10:46 PM
I licked your mom because I can't control myself!

Andy_013
04-27-2009, 10:57 PM
I had lunch with my brother because the voices told me to.

Catnip
04-27-2009, 10:59 PM
Take this shit back to myspace because it's for 13 year old girls.


There's my sentence.