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uproot
04-25-2009, 07:16 AM
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Meet Drank, The Anti-Energy Drink

There is a new beverage gaining popularity in the South, especially Houston, called Drank. Not content with following the herd of energy drinks, Drank is the antithesis of such products, claiming to be "the anti-energy drink" whose slogan is "slow your roll." This purple carbonated beverage is infused with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips which give it a sedating effect. Details, inside...

Drank anti-energy drink finds its roots in "purple drank," a slang term for a concoction popularized in the South by the hip-hop community, according to Wikipedia. Purple drank typically includes promethazine-codeine cough syrup which produces a stoned sedation. Promethazine is an antihistamine while codeine is an opiate narcotic. The syrup is colored purple hence "Purple drank."

However, Drank's active ingredients are all legal, and can be found at health and vitamin shops. Drank's press release says, "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today’s popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind."

If there can be a Cocaine Energy Drink with no cocaine, we suppose there can be Drank with no powerful pharmaceuticals. However, given the active ingredients, we're guessing that Drank will do little more than make you sleepy. But if taking naps is what is considered hip-hop nowadays, we're sure that Drank will be a runaway success.

Link (http://consumerist.com/tag/anti-energy/?i=5013314&t=meet-drank-the-anti+energy-drink)


Slow your roll................... :D

Friggintitsman
04-25-2009, 07:21 AM
It's good for the kids.

Bruce Leroy
04-25-2009, 07:28 AM
I'd drink it

JDMJAYDC2
04-25-2009, 07:34 AM
i just saw this in a video and i was wondering why the fuck does he keep holding a purple can up makes since now i wont buy it

Atlblkz06
04-25-2009, 07:37 AM
Fuck energy drinks. I've only had ONE red bull ever - to taste it. I'm not paying an ass ton of money to buy sweet cough syrup that fucks with my body. I'll stick to alcohol and water to rehydrate thank you.

Melatonin is a hormone - why would I drink shit with unregulated amounts of hormones in it?

Friggintitsman
04-25-2009, 07:37 AM
They make my pee really yellow

Atlblkz06
04-25-2009, 07:39 AM
They make my pee really yellow

So do vitamin pills and water - its the B vitamins they put in there to keep caffeine from fuckin you over.

Julio
04-25-2009, 08:24 AM
Fantastic idea... I think it will make who invented that a few bills.

hahaha

BobbyFresco
04-25-2009, 09:18 AM
It'll make your bones strong, bitches.

Elbow
04-25-2009, 09:19 AM
Where do you get it?

Mr. Clean
04-25-2009, 09:30 AM
Where do you get it?

tha skreets mutha fucka! gawddamn, act like ya know.

purple drank ftl. it will sell like crazy for a month or two until people start coming out with medical issues lol.

BobbyFresco
04-25-2009, 09:32 AM
tha skreets mutha fucka! gawddamn, act like ya know.



:lmfao:

Elbow
04-25-2009, 09:33 AM
LMFAO I just saw the "Anti Energy" who the hell wants that?!?!

UpSideDownDesi
04-25-2009, 09:33 AM
expect a hip hop song on it pretty soon.

Master Shake
04-25-2009, 10:05 AM
so, its like weed in a can?

awesome, lol.

Mr. Clean
04-25-2009, 10:09 AM
:D

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg194/jmoo711/grape.png

G.C
04-25-2009, 10:10 AM
catchy name. Won't hurt to try one or two if i can find one.

UpSideDownDesi
04-25-2009, 10:16 AM
funny thing is, that it is probably watered down carbonated purple cough syrup they stamped a name on and now gonna make killing.

The Ninja
04-25-2009, 02:40 PM
so, its like weed in a can?

awesome, lol.

Though weed is a depressant, don't be misinformed in that all weed gives you that "down" or "couch-lock" type feeling. Thats usually from smoking different weeds from the indica strain or from just shitty weed (ie. mids).

blaknoize
04-25-2009, 04:04 PM
I'd drink it and sleep n shit

DB4LYFE ™
04-25-2009, 04:09 PM
drank...

~DB4LYFE

jfman
04-27-2009, 01:09 AM
LMFAO I just saw the "Anti Energy" who the hell wants that?!?!

Ever hear of insomnia..

Nemesis
04-27-2009, 07:02 AM
1 step away from date rape LOL

bigdare23
04-27-2009, 07:11 AM
hell naw LOL

Total_Blender
04-27-2009, 08:26 PM
I read the ingredients list... needs more opiates before I'd try it.

RIP DJ Screw:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_41Q3K6TRmxk/SBsopentl0I/AAAAAAAABZ8/kE76AZXo774/s400/3055855347a5487737415l.jpg

NANERPUSS
04-27-2009, 08:37 PM
RED BALLS

COCAINE IN A CAN!!!!

nreggie454
04-27-2009, 09:03 PM
I read the ingredients list... needs more opiates before I'd try it.

RIP DJ Screw:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_41Q3K6TRmxk/SBsopentl0I/AAAAAAAABZ8/kE76AZXo774/s400/3055855347a5487737415l.jpg
REPS for the DJ Screw reference.

jle254
04-27-2009, 09:04 PM
Haha i dont know but i visit my fam and friends down in new orleans. They sell it down there. tried it a couple times usually after you have a couple beers or shots. Just made me chillin i guess haha did what its said to do